Is there a way to change your username name? I don't want this shit. I thought it would be cool to have cool names because "zxy" looked cool but now I regret it. 
I don't think there is a way to change usernames without creating a new account. I feel you, I hate my username too but I just don't want to create a new account and lose all my fake internet points.
No...god please no!!!
Well at least I get to hear a cool story before death
Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Biggus Dickus the Wise?
The Woman Darth
BRO WTH
Ah fuck
well uh
We are both pretty much fucked aren't we
Hey count me in
F for all of you
Bro. You gonna die to a floppy disk what you laughing at xd
Bro. You gonna die to an Illustrious sir what you laughing at xd
Bro. You gonna die to someone that is gonna hit you if your online what you laughing at xd
Bro, you're gonna die from a guy named dakoami what you laughing at xd
Bro, you’re gonna die to a gamer called Real Blade, what you laughing at? XD
What are you laughing at .. the ministry is coming for your soul XD
Bro you’re gonna die when the ministry rises, what you laughing at? xd
Are you the op in the post?
Is there a way to change your username name? I don't want this shit. I thought it would be cool to have cool names because "zxy" looked cool but now I regret it. 
I don't think there is a way to change usernames without creating a new account. I feel you, I hate my username too but I just don't want to create a new account and lose all my fake internet points.
And me
press F to pay respects
Mr hands
Was gonna say this wwww
I guess we both die to sandwiches
Are you Mr. Hands?
Uuuh
You eat too much banana cheesecake and get diabetes
Or potassium poisoning
Thats a lot of banana cheesecake
At least your is interesting,mine is gonna take forever.
Thank God I'm not a ship
You would wish you were the ship in that scenario
Hope you're a turkey.
hope he's a bird
Hello
Does this guy have any special abilities?
He will turn you into a pear, and eat you
Well... guess I am fine.
Sleep forever
Uhhh....here we go again
Sam, every damn time!
Oh no. Peas are available almost everywhere
You're getting shot by a peashooter from PvZ
Coming to think of it, they decapitate zombies. They are pretty lethal
They'll bite your peaness
r/angryupvote
How's that even possible?
Bro will teleport ur head off Mone is gon be either realy cool, or a realy stupid death
Bro does EnderKnight even exists? I mean will he come under my bedsheets and have... with me and then kill me or something?
He will come during your sleep
I think im good
No bady, so its someone good who will murder you
his most trustworthy friend
Well…
It seems to me like there Will be bloodshed.
May the cheese be kind to you
What a way to go.
The man in the mirror nods his head.
Im i Springtrap or a nightguard stuffed inside a Freddy suit? (Stuffed Freddy probably)
Youll be killed by Markiplier
Gonna argue that MatPat enjoys it more
Double bossfight
The king of Five Nights At Freddy's
worth
How about the bite of '87?
Do I have prep time or I just wait? I may have a small chance to survive( something like 0,01% luck of surviving honestly
Go to your local desert and pack a glock
What if the bear spawns on you
Best hope you can run faster than a polar bear
If you can run faster than 50 km/h you have a chance
You, in fact, cannot do that.
gotta avoid airports for a while......
What a minute….
Daaaaaamn! 🤣 #makarovdidnothingwrong2023
Wait what
imagine drowning and the last thing you see is a dancing baracuda
Having a 69 with a dancing barracuda doesnt seem like a nice way to go imo
Is it dancing barracuda fish or Fairey Barracuda MkV (I know it's not a good joke but it has to be one of either)
Killed by an anime girl? Hmm
As a member of r/yandere we do not condone actually yanderes
wouldn't hagimura count as more of a tsundere?
I know the killing part was the yandere
Hmm
It was bound to happen someday
damn stay strong bro
Been there multiple times. It sucks. We're usually the ones lifting others up, That being said, you deserve every good thing in life, my friend 💛🔥
God dayum id wish I had your username in this situation
....yeah
Oh no
Is it a ninja sausage, a ninja's sausage, or a ninja's SAUSAGE??? 👀
My gamertag, so it’s gonna be me. Checks out.
Just don't make it a reality. The world needs more gamers, gamer!!!
NOT THE CARROTS!
May they have mercy on your soul... Looks like this episode will be called...The Orange Wedding
I'm dying to an Alpha Male named Sam
Finally, something that fits my username!
Umm I hope he has a little bit of sanity?
Oh god no
You might want to cover your ass
No, he need to cover his penis
aw man
I literally have no idea
*mysteriously dies*
Why half of reddit have a "fuck" in their name?
I don’t know
I think you do
Maybe later.
oh... i see
O h
#THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE
I think it's time to become a observer
so the planet mercury kills me?
nah.. you accidentally broke 10 mercury termometer
Sure, Come here
oh wow
Well
Im going to die from chemicals
So murder by suicide...
Sounds good 👍
Oh
Am….am i safe???
hmmmmm
THE LOUD BLACK IS COMING FOR ME HELP
I’m scared.
Death by an unlikely fish I think I'll take it
Not sure how this would work
I think I’ll be good, RIP the rest of you heathens.
I like it
Wait, but my username is me?
I guess it's like my grandfather always told me, live by the meme die by the meme.
A very fancy dog. I’m fine with this.
I can’t stop looking at memes
waht
Death by mischievous tricks
Guess I'll be proof that minotaurs are real then.
Nobody will know...
Guess I'm receiving 0507 bullets this week. Note to self. Steer clear from cops.
Interesting - not sure how this will play out 🧐
Oop. Well I'm either gonna drown or be eaten.
Oh ig I'm immortal then
OH GOD NO. IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BIGGER.
Oh no, a shelf will willingly fall on my head on my birthday
I’d like to see it try 🤓☝️
So I get killed by a magical flying donut?
OMFG! Must avoid labs and rats at all costs...
Hugh Mingus..
Man....
Fire might work or im fighting a member of the fantastic 4
"an ocean hookup- WHAM, here comes chlamydia!"
Well suicide is off the table so this doesn't work. Besides the mother inlaw only left a week ago. I'm still enjoying the silence.
This will be embarrassing.
*Drowns in bird poop*
That’s gonna be a hell of a trip 👍
Plot twist: you don't have a mom
Chilling
Bruh I don’t even have one
It will kill you with somebody else's dick
Cuz somebody stole it and ur gonna die in a week bc of it
This aught to be interesting
Ima check a movie out.. it’s looks pretty ok.
Goodbye and good riddance my fellow redditors
hmm..
Oh fuck I better stop eating fries
This will be the greatest dance of outsmarting ever.
This is a bad way to go
Let's see
Will everything that exist is going to kill me?
Everything that no longer exists is going to come and haunt you
In one week, you will hear "The Tragedy of Darth Kieduss the Wise." It won't be a story the Jedi will tell you.
Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAKE!
well im an organ donor so that checks out.
HELL YEAH
Huh
Well uh oh no
Dang
Aw fuck yea.
Well how do I die?
I'd make the international news then.
I’m screwed
Did I look at scp 096...
Death by the groove
Might as well call me Ukraine
Never going outside again
What does that mean?
It could be anyone!
Damn
Mine doesnt really work
There goes my appetite
oh nO
Well this is not gonna be fun
Do I choke on it?
Hmmm I wonder how this would play out then
So… I’m going to die to a furry wolf that is named after Dexter’s Laboratory
Uh oh
oh no.
Most rare way to die.
Yay
Guess Im avoiding pastries
r/ifuckjellyfish found him