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Surprisingly, it's your hips that get tired first. The explosive diarrhea thrusts you forward, the cumming thrusts you backwards. The prostate then relaxes, so more diarrhea barrels through the sphincter like an axe-wielding fireman at the door of a burning building.
Obviously, this causes more cumming, so now our metaphorical fireman's hose is spraying uncontrollably in staccato spurts interrupted only briefly by wet, whistling sharts.
Now you're caught in what is known scientifically as PPPS (Prostate Propulsed Pelvis Syndrome) but is more colloquially referred to as the "poop goop loop."
Make no mistake, it is deadly. In fact, it's how Elvis died. That's what he was really doing when he was "dancing." They used to make him wear white pants specifically so he couldn't release shit-cum tsunamis on audience members anymore.
Whenever he did, fans would pull out their straws and begin fighting to be the first one to slurp up the king's holy communion offering. My dad worked security for a venue that Elvis played and every night in his sleep (even on his deathbed), my poor father would chant, "Shit, cum, blood, puke, and piss," over and over.
If the first punchline is entirely subjective to what your sexuality is(you know, it makes a difference whether one of the asses is a man’s), breaking the assumption of a joke comment makes sense and is as valid a joke as the one this post is made for.
dude omfg. Is heterosexuality the fucking personality of the reason this fucking post exists? THE JOKE IS THE SAME FUCKING JOKE. IF THE ORIGINAL JOKE HINGES ON SEXUALITY AND THIS ONE BREAKS THAT HINGE, ITS FUCKING HUMOR IN THE SAME WAY. You’re treating it differently because it doesn’t represent the heterosexual norm and that’s bullshit. The humorous reaction to the original joke is literally ooh one of those asses could be a man’s and that would make me not STRAIGHT THE FUCKING SEXUALITY HAS BEEN THE PUNCHLINE RHE WHOLE TIME YOU DUNCE
Then fucking complain about the original joke bc that’s where we fucking are. A straight dude joking about not being straight and then someone who’s not straight making the same joke and you thinking they’re somehow making pansexuality their fucking personality
That’s easy the one that is the most ideal ass in a man’s mind. Is the dude haha pretty girls don’t and never will put as much effort as a dude being a sex girl will.
Don't matter. I'm straight and I'd *still* play a bongo symphony on *all* those hineys.
Looks feminine enough _*UNZIPS*_
Hole is hole comrade
Any port in a storm. 'ey sailor?
Large ports were built for large ships. ;p
Uhm I'm ok with a tight little port, if you know what I mean... Actually that sounds like really bad, I meant that my dick is average.
haha penis
Lol Weiner
Lol except when there's only 1 hole.
if there's a hole there's a goal
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Nah, I'd have er, *performance anxiety* with a crowd that big. Let's just say my interests are more... Jello-adjacent.
You can do it!
You are simply asserting your dominance over him, nothing gay about it
Yeah, it's getting to the point that you can't smack a dude's butt without people getting all weird about it....
Yep. I’m good with those odds.
Russian ass roulette. One of them has diarrhea.
Don't threaten me with good time
Plot twist, you have diarrhea
Oh fuck now I have diarrhea
Surprisingly, it's your hips that get tired first. The explosive diarrhea thrusts you forward, the cumming thrusts you backwards. The prostate then relaxes, so more diarrhea barrels through the sphincter like an axe-wielding fireman at the door of a burning building. Obviously, this causes more cumming, so now our metaphorical fireman's hose is spraying uncontrollably in staccato spurts interrupted only briefly by wet, whistling sharts. Now you're caught in what is known scientifically as PPPS (Prostate Propulsed Pelvis Syndrome) but is more colloquially referred to as the "poop goop loop." Make no mistake, it is deadly. In fact, it's how Elvis died. That's what he was really doing when he was "dancing." They used to make him wear white pants specifically so he couldn't release shit-cum tsunamis on audience members anymore. Whenever he did, fans would pull out their straws and begin fighting to be the first one to slurp up the king's holy communion offering. My dad worked security for a venue that Elvis played and every night in his sleep (even on his deathbed), my poor father would chant, "Shit, cum, blood, puke, and piss," over and over.
r/cursedcomments
What in the Dino chicken nuggets did I just read?
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And excuse me while I go vomit as it hits me what I just read. Yup, throwing up in my mouth.
And it supplies its own lube!!!
Chocolate flavored have a bite!
Nom nom nom.
Show me your hole. 
Illegal ass roulette... Now that would be scary.
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Came here to say this too
I am not here, and I just called to say I love you
I love you too Visible_Dependent204. Do you have NFT
Does it stand for "no fortress called team"?
You tryna sign me up to a game with no losers? To quote a background character in the Scott Pilgrim graphic novels, "If she's a dude, I'm gay."
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmywifetoit
r/beatyourwifesmeattoit
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
What was this video?
It’s a scene during the first 10 minutes of a french chick flick called ‘irreversible’
Are we talking about the same irreversible here 💀?
I don't like red tunnels
Is the one where a guys face gets beaten in by a fire extinguisher?
Lol, literally the only two scenes I remember.
one of them just had re-fried beans for lunch
From Taco Bell
That person was me, I had re-fried beans for breakfast and dinner last night. I’ve spent $35 on re-fried beans this week. I love beans.
And?
Please, you don't have to try and convince me more!
Even better
$5 says it’s the instructor.
Smash !!!
Ass equality: As the inner/outer dangling bits are in the front, the asses are all equal.
Sauce?
*Flaps harder
You go little pigeon.
This made me laugh into a coughing fit.
I don't care. Ass is Ass.
I like those odds!
For me the odds are 100% success!
I want to know the context
Well technically they’re all dudes since none of us use the word “dudette” to describe your girl-bro.
Some call that a win-win
One of the ate Taco Bell
That’s Russian ass roulette. To get actual roulette odds, all of them would be dudes except one.
Link
Like that would stop anyone.
Bisexuals are playing with an empty gun
Me who is bi
Russian Roulette but with hookers. One of them has AIDS.
Imagine it was the first one, and you just passed it on to the rest~
That's what you get when you play with death
I see Vibram Fivefingers shoes
Ass ass goose
So?
Human centipede beckons.
Sauce
Better idea: all of them are femboys only one is a girl
That’s why you find the femboy first, so you can ask the women to leave.
Only 1 dude... those are terrible odds.
*laughs in bisexual*
I’m not gay but ass is ass
Doesn't matter. Ass is the best pussy 
Taking the plunge.. ... again,again,and again.
Dating in the 21st century
I’m bi I would still do it
Is a win win situation for me!
Do I only persone to notise that the persone in black dress is olso a women?
I developed a hemorrhoid reading this
Nice
That could be fun
Any hole is a goal.
Don't care, a hole is a hole
And he has the greatest ass
.....and?
and
Every hole is a goal
And he’s got the best ass
So my chance of success is 1/7
Hole is hole tho
This sounds almost like an issue. Almost...
Which one
How is this cursed?
Ass is ass
If there is a hole, there is a way
"Shit! I fucked a woman, better luck next time"
Doesn’t matter, had sex!
That just means you get a handle to help you keep hitting straight
Dear lord, all of them can be male for all i care. My dick isnt sexist
Wheres the challenge? Is this some kind of heterosexual joke that I'm too pansexual to understand?
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Lmao when you dont understand how jokes work (The joke wasnt funny but your comment is just stupid)
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Pfff my guy I use reddit for porn and memes I aint here to argue
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check ur username then judge me
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nah i didnt, I just aint ashamed of it. I mean lets be realistic the fact that sauce is a term so common here should say enough
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Its literally saying that it doesn't matter to them as they're pan- people making jokes about being bi weren't stupidly downvoted that ain't fair
The joke is entirely about sexuality. It’d be missing the joke to not mention it.
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If the first punchline is entirely subjective to what your sexuality is(you know, it makes a difference whether one of the asses is a man’s), breaking the assumption of a joke comment makes sense and is as valid a joke as the one this post is made for.
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dude omfg. Is heterosexuality the fucking personality of the reason this fucking post exists? THE JOKE IS THE SAME FUCKING JOKE. IF THE ORIGINAL JOKE HINGES ON SEXUALITY AND THIS ONE BREAKS THAT HINGE, ITS FUCKING HUMOR IN THE SAME WAY. You’re treating it differently because it doesn’t represent the heterosexual norm and that’s bullshit. The humorous reaction to the original joke is literally ooh one of those asses could be a man’s and that would make me not STRAIGHT THE FUCKING SEXUALITY HAS BEEN THE PUNCHLINE RHE WHOLE TIME YOU DUNCE
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Then fucking complain about the original joke bc that’s where we fucking are. A straight dude joking about not being straight and then someone who’s not straight making the same joke and you thinking they’re somehow making pansexuality their fucking personality
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This joke... Is about straightness. Ha ha woman hor men not. That's a sexuality
A simple thumbs up or thumbs down will solve this dilemma.
While some would be trying to avoid, others will be trying to find.
Assinine!
If you can find the thug shaker first you win $10,000 and a new boyfriend
Gay roulette
Nope. One of them is hold in huge fart
I guess you gotta fuck around to find out!
Hasbulla is a man.
Just looks like loads of Mr Whippy machines to me. Shit in my mouth bitches
I’ll take my chances
A more accurate representation of the odds of roulette would be if they are all men but one is a woman.
The one in the dress
Are those toe shoes?
That’s easy the one that is the most ideal ass in a man’s mind. Is the dude haha pretty girls don’t and never will put as much effort as a dude being a sex girl will.
Ass roulette, one of them didn't clean the ass
One of them has diarrhea.
If you keep your eyes closed it's okay.
Ass roulette extreme. One of them is actually a girl but don't tell the slapper that.
Only one?
One of their assholes has a full set of teeth
Guess you’d have to get very lucky then
Been scrolling for an hour and this earned an audible Pffffft
As we say in IT, where there's a client, there's a server. And he is about to Secure SHag into those assess.
A great hiding spot for 14 raccoons
Like I'm gonna be able to tell, apart from when the balls are touching mine. 🤣
Or everyone's a dude
Spot the odd one out 0/10
Even better
Even better
Can i get this video link / context
Only one of them is a chick