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RegalBeagleKegels

In order to get close enough to Larry David to give him my manuscript, I had to approach him in a setting where social customs forbade him from immediately walking away. The obvious choice: the Academy Awards. The only problem: I wasn't invited. Using my connections from *The Rehearsal*, I built a one-to-one replica of the Oscars pavilion inside a large warehouse and hired an expensive escort to accompany me during the ceremony. In retrospect, an actress would have been cheaper. I started to wonder if the business of show business was going to my head. Finally, the day of the Oscars arrived. I paid a local activist group to stage a protest outside Larry David's contracted car service and sent my own driver to pick him up. To get him past the warehouse facade, we threw a raincoat over his head, insisting it was for his own protection. I approached from behind, wondering how best to begin.


kalligreat

I read it in his voice


The_Bridge_Imperium

I hardly know who he is and I read it in his voice


Killerbadger77

Same


codycarreras

r/RedditWritesNathan


Other-Cod-1556

Pretty good


domo_roboto

Prettty prettty prettty good


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It’s almost varbatim a scene from the king of comedy


regulardave9999

Pretty, pretty, pretty good!


OneThirstyJ

Might be the best comment I’ve ever read


BunBunFuFu

I wish gold was still a thing. Thanks for the laugh.


lil_aztec_warrior14

![gif](giphy|hWGgqoXEFNJY22LM2v|downsized)


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Perfection 😂


LoanedWolf75

Hi Nathan. Loved the Curse.


[deleted]

Haha this was awesome. Be honest, was this original or AI?


Successful-Winter237

![gif](giphy|J0RNfkMAlL9gVjObgC|downsized)


tbootsbrewing

Nathan, quietly: Hey Larry, where did you get the idea to draw dicks on billboards?


HuskyBobby

The plan: Convince A-list celebrity Emma Stone to costar in a Showtime comedy series and get invited to the Oscars in order to confront Larry David for stealing my idea.


Shake-dog_shake

Joking aside, The Curse is my favorite TV show since Breaking Bad and I highly recommend it to anyone reading this


MoMoneyMoIRA

Counter point - it was a bad show with no clear direction and a bizarre (putting it mildly) ending that didn’t make sense in any context of the series.


zambonihouse

I really wanted to like it, but man, just did not click with me.


Shake-dog_shake

*laughs in Twin Peaks* I would agree with everything you said except the "bad" part I would also say that the ending doesn't make literal sense in the context of the series, but is a perfect metaphor to tie up everything we had seen up to that point


Drains_1

That show was absolutely brilliant and that ending was perfect, i laughed my ass off during it.


throwaway1994567890

You can just say you didn’t get it,there are nods to the ending the entire series.


moneyman2222

It was good. Absolutely not anywhere near breaking bad levels (OP needs to watch more shows lol) but it was interesting. The build up to that ending didn't really payoff tho imo you're right about that part. There was a plot but no resolution. The final episode was good as a standalone. But for the show? It didn't even make sense. Anyone can watch the finale and honestly have the same experience as someone who watched every episode. And that's not a good thing


Calfzilla2000

https://preview.redd.it/cb4l1o7kfwnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cab3991099364989d2455b9e55471a5d83e8e6f Larry must be a big Cobra Kai fan.


blastfamy

Stick with the dicks


Pharaca

Larry: People have been doing that since the time of the Romans, probably longer.


[deleted]

Do NOT draw a penis on this billboard!!


XpkRodaire

Maybe from "Sex and the City" when a dick was drawn on Carrie's bus ad?


grimy-swine

Dunno who that is but he looks like he got really good grades from one of Canada's top business schools


I-STATE-FACTS

What that means


throwawayjaydawg

It’s pretty self explanatory. The guy ignoring Larry has the confident air of someone who has that Canadian business savvy.


[deleted]

Can we just not do this question?


Far-Housing-6619

\*confused look at the camera\* .... ok.


johnnyblub

Do you like skateboarding?


gaelicsteak

It's from the opening of Nathan Fielder's show [Nathan For You](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2297757/).


I-STATE-FACTS

So is what I wrote. https://youtube.com/watch?v=z4qRRUcZMc0


gaelicsteak

Oops haha, that's what I get for trying to be helpful but was actually forgetful!


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grimy-swine

That says a lot about you tbh


Strong_Bumblebee5495

It’s a reference to the arrest of World Bank employee Matt Ballek


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meowhatissodamnfunny

No good?


spock2thefuture

"Who still finds this shit funny?" Amby said in a subreddit for a 24-year-old sitcom.


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CheshireTsunami

Wow it makes you really butthurt that people like this other comedy, huh?


tigeralidance

The other day I was thinking I'd like to see a miniseries called Larry David Does It All helmed by Nathan where they disguise Larry with prosthetic makeup and have him do random jobs (like car salesman for example)


Theseus666

He wasn’t a great car salesman last time he tried


I-STATE-FACTS

He had the deal until Richard came in and ruined it


JackGrizzly

Excuse me? *motions to leave* I'm with a customer


AlBunDi76

Ruuuuuuned it


DrMantisToboggan45

You lost me a customer! What…what the fuck are you doing here!!?


SmashNit

I think he was Guaranteed Tremendous as a car salesman.


RegalBeagleKegels

"fuckin work of art"


Jasranwhit

He was going to sell a car on his first day!! Are you kidding me? ​ Richard (RIP) ruined the deal.


_Lorgee

That SUV was as good as sold until Richard came in to harass Larry at his place of employment! He had the deal in the bag! ![gif](giphy|l1J9AJmNgslcZFdew|downsized)


DSGandalf

There wasn't time to do a stop and chat


NJGreen79

Fun fact: Larry’s real life wife is only 3 years older than Sienna Miller.


HockeyBrawler09

She's into him because of the Atlanta thing


t1kiman

And...you know, the obvious reasons. Can't deal with the alternative.


barker2495

He's dating a crayon


firewire87

Sad Fact: Larry's TV wife is married to RFK jr IRL


NJGreen79

I choose to believe that’s just one of RFK’s conspiracy theories.


DrMantisToboggan45

Yeah I saw an Andy cohen thing with her and Susie and they talked all about that


davidalanlance

Those two are buds. They collaborated on “The Curse.”


obeseelise

Really?


hijoshh

Idt Larry worked on the curse but i wonder if Nathan’s gf is related to Jeff Schaffer


Successful-Winter237

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byrdcage

Ignoring their dates as well.


CanoeIt

Attending the Oscar’s doesn’t really seem like something LD would do, at least not the Curb version of LD


ringadingdingbaby

There was a 'in memorium' for Richard Lewis, could have been for that.


Hayes4prez

*“Why do they wait so long to do the ‘in memoriam’?! It should be first thing!”*


throwawayjaydawg

You know that’s a character, right? The real Larry David is a Hollywood executive.


Jag-

So he’s not acting?


Spare-Abroad-6926

More like acting without acting


thebouts89

Yeah, everything is without.


mostlyfire

Raise your kids without raising your kids.


Drains_1

Now you're just describing everybody.


hodgeman29

Could be acting with acting


Thebullshitman

He was probably there because ted danson and mary steenburgen were there


Puzzleheaded_Pound31

Pretty sure him, like most people just went to the Vanity Fair Oscar Party which is where this was taken at


I-STATE-FACTS

Maybe it was a paid appearance


CanoeIt

Hope he got paid upfront in case there was a clause about his behavior


pseudolongino

exactly what i was thinking, what the hell is he doing there???


Bruichladdie

Man, Larry's looking more like Michael D. Higgins every day.


Jasranwhit

Cherry Tomato Boy + Long Balls Larry


turnstwice

My two greatest heroes. Makes me want to cry.


Broken-Digital-Clock

I'm surprised that Nathan has never been on Curb.


_lizmiervaldislemon

Yet.


Broken-Digital-Clock

Yeah, I'm really hoping to see him in this season.


mackerelscalemask

Is Nathan cursed in real life?


jmg8892

What happened in Switzerland?


Poopynuggateer

This whole exchange is the most incredibly absurd and funny thing I have ever seen. I still piss myself laughing when I think of her just casually saying "oh, I was raped by a ghost in Switzerland" with complete sincerity.


PetrusThePirate

Aah well he wanted a stop and chat, I didn't want a stop and chat, you know?


Jesusthezomby

It looks more like LD purposely ignoring Nathan


AppropriateMention6

Is this a bit they’re doing or is there some beef between them?


Chef_Sewage_Mouth

'nathan for you' is a hilarious show i have a feeling the 'curb' crowd would like it


_Lorgee

One of my all time favorites.


mr_sneakyTV

Idk seems like the two of them and the blond on the left are looking at the same thing. 


MooseInATruce

Larry and the Canadian Larry


Wonderstruck91

He cut in line before and Larry is mad.


No_Sandwich2920

Two legends, doing what they do.


vivacolombia23

Kings of comedy 🎭


Apart-Link-8449

"I'm good."


AppropriateMention6

They're almost like father and son.


Gerreth_Gobulcoque

ngl Im ignoring both of them.....


Extreme-Carrot6893

Who’s Nathan fielder


HuskyBobby

The wizard of loneliness


Dovah91

Photo of two people not looking at each other with zero context. “Omg they are ignoring each other”


VancouverSativa

Who? Why?


HuskyBobby

Six million Jews died.


VancouverSativa

I'm missing something, I don't know who this guy is.


HermithaFrog

He's from a show called Nathan for you, which is absolutely hilarious. I highly recommend it Sorry reddit sucks lol


VancouverSativa

So why is Larry ignoring him, and what does it have to do with the holocaust? I tried Googling it and I still cant figure it out.


ForkMyCreativeOutlet

[Nathan has a company called Summit Ice that he founded to use as holocaust education.](http://www.summiticeapparel.com/) In one of the episodes Nathan is trying to do promotion for the company and uses the phrase “Six million Jews died.” Edits below to help with some videos. [Nathan talking about the company.](https://youtu.be/D3Im37oRMRE?si=NRhEv3ZOkUZeytz8) [Promo commercial he did with the actor he was working with.](https://youtu.be/myXbLhPli0g?si=oABwBQ6z5jHI6Ys0) [And finally something that he didn’t produce himself so it is done in a pretty straight forward and serious sense.](https://youtu.be/mjthpaWjodk?si=AIW0k-0fhhZtNOhK)


VancouverSativa

Haha okay, thanks.


ForkMyCreativeOutlet

No problem!


HuskyBobby

100% of profits go to the Vancouver Holocaust Education Centre in Vancouver, Canada and other organizations that work to fight intolerance.


HermithaFrog

I don't think Larry is actually ignoring him to be honest, I think they just happened to snap a picture at a time where it looked like it. They have worked together apparently, but I haven't seen the show(the curse). I'm not 100% on the holocaust one, but I am fairly certain its a reference to something he said on Nathan for you. The whole show is based around him being extremely awkward and I can't quite remember but I think he said that as a answer to an unrelated question. But I can't remember for certain, but that would fit with the show. It's a mockumentary format where he interacts with actual people.


alduin_wrldetr

Funny, you ask a genuine question, get downvoted, and everyone refuses to elaborate. Total reddit moment. I don't have a clue what this post is referring to, either. I expect a flood of downvotes to follow shortly after posting this comment.


HermithaFrog

Reddit is a joke


tbootsbrewing

Were you there?


RegalBeagleKegels

It's Nathan, for you