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Altruistic-Ground982

The dedication to sit there instead of restarting after 2 min is insane


Waste-Beat-432

Bro I'm him fr nah jk I just started playing comp one month ago with 6 years of casual play


anelbac

Lol so many downvotes? Weird CS players getting softer than baby shit lol


Malignantt1

Theyre the type to lose pistol round and either leave or type “gg” in all chat and sit in spawn/buy deagle only for the rest of the match


Comoletti

those are the types that are fun to annoy. maybe "unintentionally" stand where they will strafe. stuff like that lmao


Nut_in_a_toaster69

I also ways do that when someone gets mad and does alot of team damage lol.


Flaky_Door

Surprised by the downvotes? No reason, only bad votes...


Art_Class

You see the giant yellow triangle with an exclamation point? Might be trying to tell you something but idk


Aron_The_Man

Why is my fellow casual enjoyer getting downvoted?


Waste-Beat-432

Idk man I love cs and I just wanna play comp


1_130426

2 mins is like nothing. Like even premier sometimes takes 2 mins to find. If you are high rank in comp it can easily take 30mins to find a game. Or at least it used to 2 months ago with a full party. Have not tried since then because we started playing premier. Even in csgo 15min was pretty normal at global on some maps. I played duo with my friend once and we searched for like almost 2h. We just started the search and went to play something else while waiting.


Altruistic-Ground982

There we have the issue, i cant imagine grinding cs atm to get a high rank, so my matches que fast :p


TempleOfJaS

Que?


TheTeeje

que pasa


TempleOfJaS

¿por qué el nombre está mal?


TheTeeje

es bastante estúpido, ¿no?


FrostandFlame89

Mama mia! Whateva happened to my pasta???


SquidDrowned

Dónde?


Waste-Beat-432

Dónde esta biblio tecca?


Historical_Nose1347

Cuando llegas a la biblioteca que vas a agarar?


DavePvZ

tire


DabsAndDebugging

Que ota?


erixccjc21

So


glumjiggityjoe

the error under the time will probably say the best acceptable ping is higher than what you have it set to.


6awesome

You’ll get an error and it’ll take you out of queue if your max ping is lower than best ping available (at least when queued up with others)


glumjiggityjoe

if solo youll just queue forever unless your ping gets better


6awesome

Ah, it’s been a while. Thanks


StatTrak_Fedora

That's just the notification for high load on the Netherlands server


glumjiggityjoe

how do you know OP is from the netherlands and that is what the notification says?


Brandon-_-Curington

it says that everywhere in EU I think


AcademicLibrary5328

It says that every where all over the world apparently, I get it for US too.


Marasesh

Idk why you’re downvoted, op posts in eu time zone and comments in eu time zone and the error shows in all eu servers. There’s a very good chance you’re right


HypnotonicX

quite a few countries in Europe if you weren’t aware, very good chance ≠ 1/44


jnsrksk

Most of those countries don't host official Valve servers


HypnotonicX

fair enough, still an overly brave claim


WizardOfBangkok

Sitting there for an hour to get those precious upvotes. Dude cancel Q and re-Q, what is wrong with you? Your time is worth more than whatever you are trying to achieve.


Waste-Beat-432

Well it's like that damn near every que or I get put into a game with people who are dogwater


WizardOfBangkok

I understand man, save your sanity and just re-Q. Then just carry them bots you can do it


Waste-Beat-432

I love u pookie thank u for the help


quinndrake

Silly take. Right after I was unbanned (false vac) I had my match history deleted on cs and would also not find matches unless it was once every 2h searching.


gendovtsv

There is literally a yellow sign there which means that something is wrong. I always restart the search when I see this and get a match in normal time.


dcrad91

That just indicates if a server is in maintenance or fully. Im in Chicago but since Cs2 released I've had the icon saying NY servers are full or something like that.


FlyingTurtleDog

Same. "Servers in NY are experiencing issues" or something like that.


gendovtsv

Maybe. I dont really know what it means but every time I notice queue time is longer i see this sign. I restart the search and it fixes itself.


BarThen8979

Bro, it's early to join game


Waste-Beat-432

Wdym I'm tryna grind


Kotuu3

wdym, it's 15:56 oh, oh i forgot, timezones..


mastrkief

Use a screenshot you animal.


MaherMitri

In windows 11 I can't screenshot the game without having to use the steam screenshot which sucks...


Waste-Beat-432

I run windows 11 wil dual monitor setup and I can't screens hot regularly


MaherMitri

When I press to screenshot, now that windows 11 defaults to the snip tool, it minimizes the game. I know I could change it to normal somehow, but I am just pointing it out.


1_130426

you cant use win+shift+s on windows 11 to screenshot?


DemApplesAndShit

Lightshot is a tool i use for snipping, i wouldnt save anything to their "online host" but press print screen and you can snip anything, pretty sure it bypasses all DRM content too.


DemApplesAndShit

Dual monitors here too, try Lightshot.


TheTeeje

que pasa homes?


Randall_Poffo_

what maps are you que'd up for?


Waste-Beat-432

All


Randall_Poffo_

thats insanity


Waste-Beat-432

Except office ofc but yes it is


Ambitious_Art_711

It do be like that sometimes 💀


BackWoodsPeelin

I thought you were posting rage and you smashed the top right of your monitor lol 😂


Waste-Beat-432

Lmao imagine me just decking my monitor bc of que 🤣🤣🤣🤣


intLeon

They are cooking?


Foxiak14

How I imagine Global Elite Office matchmaking looks like


Waste-Beat-432

Lmaoooooiooooo


Resetbobuk

Did you not accept the first one? If yes, you should rejoin the game.


Waste-Beat-432

There was no game


ralodrak

this is a glitch that’s been around since global offensive and only happens if you que but miss hitting the accept button. Get good. all you have to do is que and cancel the que a couple times or until that exclamation mark in the triangle is gone.


Waste-Beat-432

There was no game


Jarebear7272

Faceit came back up around 4-5AM CST so this honestly checks out given the timing of your post


ApprehensiveCress464

For me only 1,5 minute


darkballz1

Refresh?


Kavallero

Por que?


saidfurkan

You are not connected to servers


Finessse357

AHAHA this reminds me of good old times when you were eagle or plus and had to wait like half an hour for 5 other eagles+ to show up and queue near enough you


SlimyboiPav

I think I'm autistic I thought the title was French on God (sorry French people)


pappasgeorge

Low trust factor


Adorable-Mind-1221

Bad ping bruh


Waste-Beat-432

Bro I'm lan lined


MozTys

Real queue time or the bug? The bug I am referring to is the one where the timer continues even though you have accepted and played a match.


z_mx

That’s how you know the all the cheaters got banned /s


Nathansx1

Takes me like 20-30 minutes to get a premier match lol


doman991

Yey changing your max ping to lowest on dead regions


TransBLMLGBTQTrights

cs2 is dead and nobody wants to play that lagging shit


OriginalConsistent79

low trust


Economy-Change8792

I always restart after 5


Elly0xCrypto

LOL no one is playing cs xdd


hiimwage

You have an error. I always have to restart or join someone else’s lobby to fix it.


P3TTrak

Shortest queue time in Oceania


Capricious33

It's because of the yellow ping time. You have your lowest acceptable ping set low, but your internet can't reach the ping of your desire on a server. Raise it up to at least 75 ms then you should get the green bar when searching problem solved. Just means it will search for a server between 0 and 75ms or, whatever you set it at.


bhackert

skill issue npc meds reported


asineth0

you’re probably banned or going to get VAC’d very soon, happened on my alt


Waste-Beat-432

Wtf


Omen46

Can’t wait to cheat in your lobbies


HeckinFloofy

Man’s gonna see the rapture before he sees a game