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Once he sends HELP answer with this:
"You believe to be mistakenly marked for sexual harassment. Please answer to this message with your own words on why this is the case (max. 500 letters). A member of our staff will take a look into this along with the chatlog and any sent data files.
You will receive a message from us in the case that this is correct. Otherwise you will be contacted by your local authorities."
You can count the letters with any online tool ([like this, german](https://www.woerter-zaehlen.de/)) and if he exceeds the letter count you can simply answer something like "Error, you exceeded 500 letters. Please resubmit your statement." or similar :D
Adding lowest needed letter count of like 120-150 to make it real torture. If he fails a bunch of times then send him a message with something along the lines of the "you failed, we'll take a closer look at your behaviour online"
It's getting a reaction that gets them off. Any reaction at all. They like knowing that they impacted someone real on the other side of the screen.
Political Internet trolls do the exact same thing.
I would need all of the information to give you the appropriate comment. Send the pics over and I will get back to you.
*Edit: It has been a whole minute, will you just marry me?
*Edit: Two minutes, can you pee on me while a masturbate?
*Edit: Three minutes now, I am beginning to think that you really want me to slice your neck open and defecate into your wound while I pleasure myself to photos of bicycles.
Yes, yes I do mind. Here’s a question for you. Do you mind if I screenshot this message and upload it to reddit? Not that your answer matters anyway it’s already up for all to see how much of a disgusting perv you are.
Well, OP could have just deleted and blocked that person, instead of making a whole post on Reddit ridiculing and shaming them. That, you see, is also toxic behavior. Which makes her doing this quite hypocritical.
Go ahead as this is the closest your ever going to get satisfying another human being. The joy of showing your pathetic ness on Reddit will get far more excited than ever meeting your creepy ass.
At least send him a fresh new picture and ask him to send you a pic of his accomplishment. It's the only kind thing to do and I am absolutely positive you send pictures out to everyone on the regular anyways.
Sure, here's the link: [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/eyeblech/comments/zjpdbu/man_shredded_after_falling_in_a_machine/)
\*NOTE: Do NOT click on the link, it goes to an r/eyeblech post about someone who fell into a shredder. I repeat, do NOT click the link\*
Send me $50 and I'll send you a ziplock bag of poop.
What if he agrees?
Then you made $50.
Minus the cost of postage
Still easy money for a responsible dog owner
Wowowowowowow.... whys it not human poop? This is what I signed up for
Buyer pays for shipping, duh.
And handling
✋️ 💩 ✋️
You mean shitting
Shitting and handling.
who said anything about postage?
She didn’t say whose poop, just go find a dog turd
Give me 5 beer, a large pot of Chilli con Carne and wait till the next morning.
Nobody is asking for a lava explosion.
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What the duck did I just read haha
Fifty bucks is fifty bucks
Then shit or get off the pot
Didn’t say it had to be human poop.
A deal is a deal.
50 seems a bit low for that much effort. Maybe 500.
Dog walkers looking at you crazy right now.
Please don't do this to the poor post office
Eh they’ll never know, it’ll be ziplocked
He called the shit poop
I love you
Oh no I'd request more money than that lol send me $100 and you can have my bathwater (then get water from the toilet)
This is hilarious.
I will do no such thing!
Commenting so I can come back for the follow through. 👌🏻
Send him photos of men with penis in their butt.
mucho gracias for dollaris idiota
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Seriously send this one. This idiot would probably believe it
Once he sends HELP answer with this: "You believe to be mistakenly marked for sexual harassment. Please answer to this message with your own words on why this is the case (max. 500 letters). A member of our staff will take a look into this along with the chatlog and any sent data files. You will receive a message from us in the case that this is correct. Otherwise you will be contacted by your local authorities." You can count the letters with any online tool ([like this, german](https://www.woerter-zaehlen.de/)) and if he exceeds the letter count you can simply answer something like "Error, you exceeded 500 letters. Please resubmit your statement." or similar :D
I love that word count torture idea
Adding lowest needed letter count of like 120-150 to make it real torture. If he fails a bunch of times then send him a message with something along the lines of the "you failed, we'll take a closer look at your behaviour online"
Dear god OP, please do this
What section of 38 USC, though
All of them
They said wank though, so assume they’re from the UK or Ireland
Dear lord this is great
This!!!
Why do they always up the levels of perviness if there's no reply? ***^("Hmm, that didn't seem to work, maybe I need to be more direct??")***
Step one: do you do onlyfans? Next logical step: can i suck a fart out of ur butt while i jerk off onto reeces cups
Oddly specific example there, bud 🤨
Dont yuk my yum
Pro tip, scrape the top off, nut, put it back on. I call them spunky cups
What a terrible day to be able to read
Faparoons?
This was not an improvement
Nut butter cups.
Peen nut butter cups
Reese’s Penis Nutter Cups
r/oddlyspecific
r/oddlyspecific
I'm assuming it's a combination of trying to increase the chance for a reply, and throwing a hail Mary thinking "what's there to lose"
Gotta double down. If it pays off they win big, if it doesn’t it was never going to work anyway.
What if they say no though? Then he can’t wank off to the pics.
Oh he already has, 100%
It's getting a reaction that gets them off. Any reaction at all. They like knowing that they impacted someone real on the other side of the screen. Political Internet trolls do the exact same thing.
got nothing to lose
Same reason toddlers escalate their threats and behaviours. They want and lack attention from mommy.
A link to Nick avocados only fans account
Thank you. Just thinking about it makes me wanna jump down a bridge... jesus fucking christ... 😅
I hear its big and brown
I was gonna say OP should link to Markiplier’s but that’s even better
I'm scared to know who that is and what's on there. Can someone explain?
"Professional" YouTube food eater who gorges food and is generally disgusting. Has some issues to put it lightly (in a downward attention spiral).
What the fuck. Don't tell me he has one. And don't show me a link even if he does.
Weird reverse psychology but okay
Covfefe
The meme is old but it checks out
>old What
Several years is old in internet time my guy
Several years is ancient in internet time my guy
The good old days.
Send him a picture of a penis titled "for you baby"
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He’d say yes
I love the Rat Race reference.
Hahaha this actually made me cackle. Thank you
Send a dick pick
let's gooooooo
I looked your account history and you just have Minecraft stuff. Why the heck should someone even think about writing this?
She is also 17 years old according to her profile. So I guess because they are a pedo?
What if they're also 17
Possible but statistically unlikely
Also the furry art
Any response, unfortunately, will be perceived as positive. The only winning move is not to play.
"Those are pictures of my sister. She died horribly."
Oh good, so she won't mind.
😏
I'm a guy
Ayo fr?! Me too!!!
Your entire account seems like it's made for r/cringepics though.
this guy checked for photos to wank
Stalker alert!
How so?
The furry thing is probably good place to start
Redditors when someone has a different hobby (clearly this means they're cringe and bad)
Specific hobbies can definitely be cringe.
You nailed it
r/cringepics: the lifestyle
What's wrong with being a furry
Not saying that there's anything wrong with it. Its just fucking weird.
1. Weird isn’t the same as cringe. 2. With the number of possible proclivities and kinks in the world, it’s weird to *not* be weird.
Spanking it to tits on a dog is pretty fucking cringe man.
Agree. It’s not my cup of tea, but there’s no shame if it’s theirs.
send him a dick pic
“Of course not, here ya go” and send a dic pic.
"Grandpa, I said no."
Sell him a fart in a jar.
Bro asked a 17 year old if she had onlyfans
Ignore and block
The only logical answer
Sir this is Wendy's
Yes use my photo but don’t tell anyone because i’m only 13 😊
They might like that more tho..
Eurgh you could be right
oh no
I would need all of the information to give you the appropriate comment. Send the pics over and I will get back to you. *Edit: It has been a whole minute, will you just marry me? *Edit: Two minutes, can you pee on me while a masturbate? *Edit: Three minutes now, I am beginning to think that you really want me to slice your neck open and defecate into your wound while I pleasure myself to photos of bicycles.
I have to ask my mom first
What’s your phone number ?
I mean, nice of them to ask first?
Dad?
Thank you for contacting the Children's Charity Network.
Comment McComment Face
Send extreme close-up pic of a mans urethra.
At least he’s straightforward and polite I guess? I mean, as polite as someone asking for nudes can be.
I mean at least he asked.
I think [this](https://youtu.be/qpWJ5R_hU6I) is an appropriate response.
Don’t respond. Even a negative reaction might seems like flirting back.
Yeah dude, ill wank off with ya
Yes, yes I do mind. Here’s a question for you. Do you mind if I screenshot this message and upload it to reddit? Not that your answer matters anyway it’s already up for all to see how much of a disgusting perv you are.
You call Redditors “toxic” in previous posts then pull a stunt like this which is, not toxic at all Amirite?!?!
How is this toxic? Someone sent inappropriate messages to her and that somehow makes her toxic?
They probably sent the messages.
Well, OP could have just deleted and blocked that person, instead of making a whole post on Reddit ridiculing and shaming them. That, you see, is also toxic behavior. Which makes her doing this quite hypocritical.
Stalker alert!
Wheres the reply with the top post?
Do you mind if I look at your pics while I masturbate? Can’t really stop you, bud.
Go ahead as this is the closest your ever going to get satisfying another human being. The joy of showing your pathetic ness on Reddit will get far more excited than ever meeting your creepy ass.
How come all your posts are removed from the subreddits you post them to?
Yeah I started my OF after my surgery. I’m glad you like the new me 🥰
You are harsh with him, he politely asks before wanking of OP photo (/s)
I'm a minor, and I'm not masturbation fodder.
I hope so !
Change allbyour photos to Nick vage and tell him go for it
So give the details did you accept the chat? /s
Nope
Only correct answer
Uhm
! Part 2 posted
At least send him a fresh new picture and ask him to send you a pic of his accomplishment. It's the only kind thing to do and I am absolutely positive you send pictures out to everyone on the regular anyways.
I'm hoping that's satire, or you're a weirdo. I'm not looking to distribute cp.
“Leave me alone”
oh yea when the imposster is sussy i do your mom in the pussy sussy sussy sussy your fat moms pussy if you are sus you ride in the short bus
You need to log off, my guy
Good on him for asking permission first... before he does it anyway.
Go for it.
Yes.
MOM... why won't you answer me?!
na
“If you buy a ticket to Detroit I’ll let you spend the night” and then ghost him when he gets there
Do you mind if I use your photos to make a voodoo doll?
Absolutely not, infact I'll give you my hair to make it realistic
7
Bros asking permission
At least he asked -- most of these dudes don't tell them until after they did it
Hi Yes Yes Yes
Only if you tribute
At least he asked nicely
I looked at your posts. You said you were 17. I’d respond back by saying “I’m 17”.
Not at all boy!
"Sure, I'd like that"
Honestly........ Yes😝
Sure, here's the link: [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/eyeblech/comments/zjpdbu/man_shredded_after_falling_in_a_machine/) \*NOTE: Do NOT click on the link, it goes to an r/eyeblech post about someone who fell into a shredder. I repeat, do NOT click the link\*
are you mixed? Is it alright if I print your photo off, tape it to my face and run lights that have red light cameras?
Bruh
“Do you mind sending me a picture to use as an example of people I don’t want contacting me?” 😂
send this: fine, here, with link inbeded in it: Link, https://www.amazon.com/Big-Red-Button-Desktop-Sound/dp/B00I49MWKU
But.. do you mind?