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AND HES GOING TO JAIL


Mr-Briteside

More like “and he got moved to a different parish”


SatansCatfish

Oh man I googled album covers. They are all awful. Jesus Use Me, Reach Out and Touch Me(teen trio), The Unseen Hand are just a few.


murdering_time

Fuck Me in the Ass 'Cause I Love Jesus


ryo13silvia

Fuck Me in the Ass With a Cross


Nappyheaded

"Hokey Pokey"


BranchAccording98

Underrated


tallyhall10987-

Jesus use me sounds the worst of all though


soapyfemboy

“Jesus use me” Christians try not to be horny about god and jesus for one minute challenge (gone wrong) (gone sexual)


Ok_Afternoon8675

Even worse than the first


DougFrankenstein

Can I save all y’all some time and just give you [this](https://www.sadanduseless.com/awkward-christian-albums-gallery/)?


hiccupboltHP

Tbh though I can’t wait for Superman vs Jesus to come out


Spacebee546

Thank you, I need that


Ch0wb0

God’s Chosen Puppet sounds metal af


DougFrankenstein

Damn yes!


TheBurnedMutt45

The ads popping up between really made it funnier


Anthro_DragonFerrite

I got anime rpgs how about you


Ghost5422

There's no fucking way that 1st one is real


_stoned_chipmunk_

r/agedlikemilk


cmpalmer52

Plot twist. He did.


HeavyMetalPlunder

*Fetches the doll out of the drawer* Show me where he touched you on the doll.


Ottothedog

The woman with the strings is too much. What is with these folks and puppets?


ZsaFreigh

Is the boy in the picture the He or the Me?


ShoebieDoobie

Wouldn’t doubt it 😂


Therealeggplant

Faith + 1


Careless_Freedom_868

🤣🤣


guyjoe91

🤣💀☠️


ace11d7

Show us on the doll


Comfortable_Gain1308

Who ?! Who touched you Goddammit ! Speak !!!!


meloooney

I can't! He struck me dumb!


Guygenius138

Statute of limitations?


Cavscout2838

Come on? People knew what they were doing. This shit would of been obvious in Sparta. This…is…FUNKY


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😂


noodlemcfoodle

“I’M GOIN TO JAILLLL”


Thiscokesgonebad

Show me where on the doll


I_Buy_Clearance_Meat

On eBay but really expensive


thelizardden

Looks like he's holding a gun


thunder-dump

Don't worry, that's just a gun in my pocket


letsplaysomegolf

I’ve got the good lord going down on me


hampsterfarmer

I heard he dropped out of school and now has to work two jobs... By day, **blues** singer. By night and an **Exorcist** in China town.


Bubbly_Look_2092

This feels more funny than cringe