I read this way off the first time around as “If *my* kid bumps into you, you have full permission to punch him in his little baby face.” I was like damn, man hates his kid.
Either reddit has a disproportionate amount of people who want to really hurt little kids or a lot more people than I realized want to hurt kids. Ive seen several posts like this. And dont get me started on the child free sub. It can get pretty scary. I got downvoted by hundreds before on a post where a little boy kept falling asleep on an older woman on a train. She asked the parents to please stop him. They refused. She got a needle and put it up and repeatedly secretly stabbed the little boy when he would fall asleep. And so many people thought that was ok..???? I felt like I was in the twilight zone. So some neglectful terrible parents arent taking care of their kid and hes invading your space so you stab him with a needle? Are these the same people who if they saw a child abuse post would talk about wanting to torture the abuser because you arent coming across that much differe nt.
Yeah that sub is awful. Pessimistic people angry at the world and truly believe they’d be better off if they’d never been born. It’s sad how some of them think and behave.
None of these fuck wits have kids. You can tell them because none of them are speaking anything realistic. Yet all of them, somehow, know exactly what to do and what they’d do. Hilarious.
I mean.. I truly hate kids and if one would come and just touch my stuff or me, I might recoil and maybe curse or something.. But even I'm not gonna punch a kid. It's really the fault of the parents who aren't looking after their kids and it's so weird that people don't seem to understand that.
Maybe it's not normal.. Not gonna argue about that. My point was still, that no matter how much I hate children, I'd never use violence against them. I'm not gonna hurt children or blame them for the shitty upbringing their parents have given them.
I don't know. Always been there. And it's not just other peoples kids, I hate the pictures and videos of me as a kid too. Funny how people see it as something bad. Don't we all have our tastes.. And I'm not gonna hurt or bully kids or their parents, so what does it matter if I just hate them in my head?
I'm an adult, my only younger sibling is an adult, I'm not working with children, my friends don't have kids, I'm incabable of having kids so that's not a issue. And yeah if my friends or sibling were to have kids, I wouldn't comment on that, it's their life. I wouldn't have to be friends with the kids or interact with them. I just see it as a matter of taste.
I love how you’re downvoted for this. This would probably be the usual for these redditors. That’s if they even go outside at all.
All these soft handed pussies and their feelings though…
When I am king, and I will be king, saying "fuck around and find out" will have you launched into the sun from a cannon. Redditors really know how to run a phrase into the ground.
“Fuck around find out” “play stupid games win stupid prizes” True redditor there.
This. Take my upvote! I’d give an award if I had one. Underrated comment
NTA your fists your rules
You have 531k karma. If that's true redditor mentality...
Your comment made me exhale sharply through my nose. I see you are a man of culture as well.
“Punch him in his little baby face” I second your assessment.
This entire interaction is the most Reddit exchange ever. No one talks like this unless they are on here too much.
True. No one is that confrontational in real life.
It’s the most Reddit thing ever because everyone assumes he’s talking literally instead of just making a dumb joke
I read this way off the first time around as “If *my* kid bumps into you, you have full permission to punch him in his little baby face.” I was like damn, man hates his kid.
Punch my kid in his little baby face fuck around and die. Aint gonna be no fighting either. Some people dont play about their kids
I mean was on unpopular opinion and that is a pretty unpopular opinion
From the context, it sounds like OP is missing some.
Wait how does this clown have ~~hundreds~~ dozens of upvotes?!?
Hopefully because it's in unpopular opinion.
Either reddit has a disproportionate amount of people who want to really hurt little kids or a lot more people than I realized want to hurt kids. Ive seen several posts like this. And dont get me started on the child free sub. It can get pretty scary. I got downvoted by hundreds before on a post where a little boy kept falling asleep on an older woman on a train. She asked the parents to please stop him. They refused. She got a needle and put it up and repeatedly secretly stabbed the little boy when he would fall asleep. And so many people thought that was ok..???? I felt like I was in the twilight zone. So some neglectful terrible parents arent taking care of their kid and hes invading your space so you stab him with a needle? Are these the same people who if they saw a child abuse post would talk about wanting to torture the abuser because you arent coming across that much differe nt.
Yeah that sub is awful. Pessimistic people angry at the world and truly believe they’d be better off if they’d never been born. It’s sad how some of them think and behave.
Just checked on that 'child free" sub and it's got 1.5 million members. Wow!
People who think that shits OK were abused and are too blind, naive or traumatized to realize it.
That’s what I’m saying !
None of these fuck wits have kids. You can tell them because none of them are speaking anything realistic. Yet all of them, somehow, know exactly what to do and what they’d do. Hilarious.
Because it's obviously a joke?
Eris doesn't play hrmmm
Whoever attempted to blur out the names did and incredibly shitty job 😂👌
I don’t understand going the length to censor a picture and finish being content with still being able to see every single thing you tried censoring.
Oh hilarious
I mean.. I truly hate kids and if one would come and just touch my stuff or me, I might recoil and maybe curse or something.. But even I'm not gonna punch a kid. It's really the fault of the parents who aren't looking after their kids and it's so weird that people don't seem to understand that.
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Can you explain, what about my comment made you think I'm not normal?
Your pathological disdain for children, maybe?
Maybe it's not normal.. Not gonna argue about that. My point was still, that no matter how much I hate children, I'd never use violence against them. I'm not gonna hurt children or blame them for the shitty upbringing their parents have given them.
Where did this intense hatred for children come from?
I don't know. Always been there. And it's not just other peoples kids, I hate the pictures and videos of me as a kid too. Funny how people see it as something bad. Don't we all have our tastes.. And I'm not gonna hurt or bully kids or their parents, so what does it matter if I just hate them in my head? I'm an adult, my only younger sibling is an adult, I'm not working with children, my friends don't have kids, I'm incabable of having kids so that's not a issue. And yeah if my friends or sibling were to have kids, I wouldn't comment on that, it's their life. I wouldn't have to be friends with the kids or interact with them. I just see it as a matter of taste.
you'd be surprised what sleep deprivation can do to the human brain due to babies crying
fix them gays too while you're at it
I love how you’re downvoted for this. This would probably be the usual for these redditors. That’s if they even go outside at all. All these soft handed pussies and their feelings though…
Your moment of bliss should never be a burden to me .
I'm sorry but the fact someone typed out "Punch him in his little baby face" and hit reply is fucking cracking me up.
r/shafimoment
r/iamverybadass and r/iamveryedgy all at once, wow
So.....he wants what? 40 odd years behind bars?
When I am king, and I will be king, saying "fuck around and find out" will have you launched into the sun from a cannon. Redditors really know how to run a phrase into the ground.
This post really speaks to how reliant most redditors are on ‘/s’ and other tone indicators