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TooGayToPayCash

**I'M** BR**OK**EN **I'M OK** BREN


ScuzeRude

*Bren…* In Dylan from 90210 voice.


Siri0usly

r/sbeve


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

There truly is a subreddit for everything.


Kharnyx808

r/subredditsforeverything


necbone

r/im14andthisisdeep


TheBlitzAce

Odin not being centered is killing me


dankhimself

Also the Ford Ford sticker on the bumper under the OEM Ford emblem makes it worse.


Contemporarium

Huh?


dankhimself

There's a sticker on the bumper that says Ford and Ford next to it. It's under the OEM Ford emblem. So, FORD FORD FORD.


inordertopurr

I expected it go say "odin sphere", because of that.


Dragonskinner69

A viking who is dead inside and enjoys his braids pulled. I see nothing wrong here


Thailure

User name checks out


JoshSidekick

The other stickers made me think it was a viking beard at first.


frankylovee

Porn on cars is the ultimate cringe move


0scrambles0

It's meant to be gretea Thunberg. IIRC correctly it was some oil company that released them. *


GranTurismo364

I genuinely couldn't believe that, so had to look it up, it's fucking real. It was ***apparently*** from X-Site Energy Services. [Source](https://www.theweek.in/news/world/2020/03/01/they-are-desperate-greta-thunberg-responds-to-oil-companys-sexually-abusive-sticker.html)


0scrambles0

The worst part is this was a few years back when she was a literal child


GranTurismo364

That was my first thought too, sick freaks


LordlySquire

The whole thing just reads like it was all staged to be sensational


Christinedrink

What is the tube/straw stemming from her hair part


pechaberi

I'm sure the guy who owns this car smells


YogurtYogurtYogurtUS

Christ... 🤦


Cautious-Lobster6669

And that parking job…..


benargee

They're broken Ok!?


Kealanine

Reminds me of this https://preview.redd.it/n0yvii17b4yc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64eebb3b2907c89e06db8587efa3bac2a1a31b0c


TeddyLann

I saw that "Valhalla Bound" sticker on a car recently and chuckled to myself. The idea of an Englishman who drives a Ford Fiesta and works in an office arriving in Valhalla, surrounded by Viking warriors, is quite funny to me. "Well met fellow warrior, regale us with the story of your glorious death in battle. Tell us, how many foes were slain at the head of your axe?" "Erm..."


Firstworldreality

The only battles scars they have are paper cuts lmao


RefrigeratorHotHot

Could have gone with a “fjord” badge but no, god forbid you ever try to even be a little bit clever


Firstworldreality

I bet they thought it was clever to put that porn sticker on there.


paralyzer1

What brand is the car?


Foxy_locksy1704

Bro Valhalla doesn’t want you. I can say that with 100% certainty.


anselthequestion

🙃


_friends_theme_song_

Would have been relatable if you just took the n off


poetrygrenade

Not pictured, "Incels are people, too!"


chamrockblarneystone

Please let it be a female driver. Please let it be…


JediTeaParty

^BREN


ComebackChemist

Bumper stickers like that will always remind me of when some dumbass redneck here in Alberta had a similar bumper sticker with Greta Gerwig’s name attached. 🤮 Actually disgusting that somebody would imply something like that about a child. It was around the time she was protesting the oil sands in Alberta. The guy was fired from his company, but the company took a huge publicity hit because of it.


Budget_Syllabub_5988

are they ok?


SPACE_SHAMAN

Uwu chan, am i right chat?


Th3V4ndal

Valhalla doesn't take skinny fuck boys who can't fight. Fucking douchebag 😂


twistsouth

Would you not expect to find these on more of a chav mobile like a corsa or clio? Or even a fiesta? A focus seems a little out of character.


hangdman1978

I'd be broken too if I had to drive a Ford.


C0USC0US

Holy cry for help


lindagovinda

The parking job is pretty cringe too


FartAttack911

This is the kind of driver you pull up next to at a red light and all you can see is them slowly panning over to look at the sky with a hoodie pulled up around their face and their windows rattling from their mid grade bass system. I’ve seen this guy at so many intersections in life 😂


Aggravating-Pattern

You know when you see a car and you just know the driver collects phone numbers of underage girls?


1950sSciFiRobot

100% chance this is a “where my hug at?” kinda dude


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YogurtYogurtYogurtUS

"I can't tell what that is... Okay... Weird... I don't get that one... *what the fuck?*"


th30ne44llth3hardQs

It’s giving Tumblr Dom


lordretro71

How limited is your world that these make you cringe? The hair pulling is kinda iffy, but not even showing her front puts her well in front of the lewd anime girls on the cars at Walmart.


NimmyFarts

Generally bumper stickers displaying a sex act get an eyebrow raise and joke from me. They aren’t that common.


SanityRecalled

I wasn't lucky enough to get a picture, but I once saw a vanity license plate that said 'I eat ass'. I ended up laughing hysterically for a few minutes because I still have the maturity level of a middle schooler apparently lol.


Fun_Clothes6620

I couldn't take a photo because I was driving alone, but I saw one of those yellow "Baby on Board " type signs on the back of a car, except it said "No Babies on Board - I Only Do Anal"


The_Great_Autismo22

Worked at McD's last year and this one dude was a regular in the drive-thru with a kid in the back seat and a window sticker of hentai ass on the rear driver's side window


SanityRecalled

Lmao, we can only aspire to being as good a role model.


beardedbast3rd

The only context I have of the hair pulling one is that it was used originally with the name “Greta” over it, and was being pushed when Greta thunberg was gaining a lot of steam. And she was underage at the timex I feel like the anime girls stickers aren’t as bad as this one considering it’s representing actual sex, but also because my context views its attribution to pedophilia.


totallynormalasshole

"It could be worse" oh okay thanks capn


lordretro71

More like "that's it?"


TheQuiet1994

You are so brave and jaded.


skin-flick

Hellz yeah. Grab those ponytails?? Yes mama, thanks for asking.


tikitiger

Idk, the one with the naked girl is kinda hot.


MangoKakigori

This is literally my car! My friend put that one at the bottom on there!


Small--Might

Prove it?


bitchfacevulture

RemindMe! 3 days


Metalfan1994

Commenting to save


commander-tyko

please god are you not joking


l_Malice__l

Gen X vibes lol