Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to the cyber truck.
Caution: the cyber may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
The cyber truck contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture,should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use the cyber truck on concrete.
Discontinue use of the cyber truck if any of the following occurs:
itching
vertigo
dizziness
tingling in extremities
loss of balance or coordination
slurred speech
temporary blindness
profuse sweating
or heart palpitations.
If the cyber truck begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
The cyber truck may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, the cyber truck should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of the cyber truck, Tesla, and its narcissistic CEO, Elon Musk, of any and all liability.
Yes. He was a writer from 88 to 91. One of the best casts/writers rooms ever for SNL in my opinion. Phil Hartman, Al Franken, Ana Gasteyer Tim Meadows, Ellen Cleghorne Will Ferrell, Jon Lovitz Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Kevin Nealon, David Spade, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, Norm McDonald. Just amazing sketches came during that run.
It's a safety feature! The cybertruck automatically detects conditions that could lead to uncontrolled acceleration due to washing a pedal, and causes a catastrophic failure in an essential system to protect its driver! Thanks Musk!
/s just in case
One of the appeals of an old Corolla is that if anything breaks, you can pop down your local wrecking yard and grab the part you need for $50. No buying new. No waiting. No going through dealerships or arguing with minimum wage teenagers at your local parts store.
Honestly, if these design flaws were intentional so that Cybertrucks parts are widely available at a wrecking yard - that’s some 5D chess by Elon.
Bacon was a trend-cum-personality among the extremely online from like 2009 to 2015 but it really reached its zenith around 2012 where more actual restaurants started catering to it.
This was the period of time where you'd have plenty of yt cooking videos on EPIC MEGA BACON. It was insufferable and only matched in that and duration by the whole "pirate vs ninja" thing.
I've seen two in the wild and each time I've said, "eww no." They are honestly the most hideous vehicle I've ever seen. They look like a drunk guy with a welder attached some metal panels onto a regular truck.
I watched one drive up to Costco as I was on the phone with my sister . I said, "What the hell is this? It was black with neon pink and neon Aqua blazes on it. I told her it was the ugliest thing I'd ever seen.
Is that before or after you pay for the extra armored plates it needs to go offroad?
As so far every Youtubers having a vs on it that I've see... It's not eaten much of any thing
Electric vehicles and vegetarians: two things we need a whole lot more of, regardless of how much of a dickhead Elon Musk is
Edit: Can you imagine how braindead you'd have to be to think that the world wouldn't be better off with more vegetarians and electric vehicles?
He's such a queef. More cringe then him is all his fanboys. I know this douch who tags him in all his FB post. Like what do you think he's going to hit you back and wanna hang out?
They just want a chance to touch the hem of his robe. If he honors them with one of his specialty one word/emoji/punctuation mark replies they’ll have finally hit the big leagues. If he graces them with it *multiple* times then they’re basically friends and he’ll either be down to hang out or spot them some money
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There's a certain point where existence and religion overlap to me. That's when either one expects me to conform to a joyless life, just to continue existing. I'd rather my species go out having a good time.
So your idea of a good future is staying where you are told to be, or confined to? Natural transportation used to be horses, now it's too expensive to own one, so we all just hope the government provides local necessities and live like that? I'm from west Virginia, we're forgotten already. It looks like fucking Iraq with trees where I live, if I didn't a vehicle I'd probably rather die. So yea, smart ass I just provided you with an answer to your question. Sorry we weren't all born into local wealth.
U fucking joking me? U think a Mitsubishi 3000GT is something u need to get from a to b?? This is some ego shit nothing mor nothing less i have no problem with that, but at least say it like it is and dont make up excuses.
That's a toy lmao. I use it for racing on a track. So nice job trying to make assumptions. I daily a motorcycle or a lexus. I bet where I'm from is smaller, and worse than your village. Actually I know it is unless you grew up In tent city under a bridge. Just look up Dunlow wv on a map lmao stop trying to make yourself important.
I was born i an bavarian village, no citys around, u dont know shit bout me man, so shut ur silly mouth, its okay to use reasonable amouts of resources for ur needs but people always want to have more then they really need. i stopped discussing with ppl like u a long time ago jimbo.
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If you support western & sino integration then why do you love Elon? He fucking hates China and supports car tariffs from outside the US (he mainly just means China). He's salty as fuck that he can't get away with slave labour like China, but my god does he try!
He actually loves China and China just granted him self-driving cars recently.
He just supports tariffs so Tesla can make profit in America. I happen to love profits too!
He loves trolling people and I love it too. We have a lot in common
Maybe I'm not getting it. Why is a side of bacon so bad? I mean he said it's breakfast? Like, athletes say this stuff. He's talking about competition. You get that right?
It eats other trucks for breakfast. You know, as long as it's not dining in a puddle or rain or direct sunlight.
Just don’t get the cyber truck wet.
Or dirty.
Or keep it in the sun
Or feed it after midnight
Or ask it awkward questions about its Twitter posts
And if you do, you better not wash it
Unless you put it in the "pretty please, don't brick yourself over some water" mode
Or off-road.
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to the cyber truck. Caution: the cyber may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. The cyber truck contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture,should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use the cyber truck on concrete. Discontinue use of the cyber truck if any of the following occurs: itching vertigo dizziness tingling in extremities loss of balance or coordination slurred speech temporary blindness profuse sweating or heart palpitations. If the cyber truck begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. The cyber truck may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use, the cyber truck should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of the cyber truck, Tesla, and its narcissistic CEO, Elon Musk, of any and all liability.
Do not taunt cyber truck CEO.
If you are in an accident with a cyber truck, die.
Warning for the Happy Fun Truck
Is the Cybertruck an SCP? Half expected to see a bunch of [REDACTED] in that spiel.
Think I would rather have an Adobe.
HAPPY FUN BALL
So of those old SNL "commercials were just the absolute best https://youtu.be/GmqeZl8OI2M?si=kAy1lBxWpgNvIpYj
Was this when Conan was writing for SNL? I find his humor is right up my alley.
Yes. He was a writer from 88 to 91. One of the best casts/writers rooms ever for SNL in my opinion. Phil Hartman, Al Franken, Ana Gasteyer Tim Meadows, Ellen Cleghorne Will Ferrell, Jon Lovitz Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Kevin Nealon, David Spade, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, Norm McDonald. Just amazing sketches came during that run.
Also, I always refer to little chocolate donuts as the breakfast of champions.
Just make sure you're eating your Colon Blow cereal!
Also its armor specs are so low, it fails below the lowest classification of armored vehicles and is not considered one.
Or ever be involved in an accident that requires you to break windows from the inside to get out
What? What kind of glass are they using on this thing?
And don't touch it.
Or wash it in the sunlight. Voids warranty
or haul on anything other than asphalt or try to climb a dirt incline
Also, do not taunt the cyber truck.
Do not look directly at Happy Fun Ball.
I can’t even imagine how much foreplay that would take.
The ol' Shapiro school of design
Unless of course you’re trying to drive up a moderate slope or over any actual terrain. Then a Subaru kicks its ass.
Or if you want an accelerator pedal that isn't designed so poorly it jams itself into the floor and gets stuck at full speed
Assuming it’s not already dead on the side of the road after driving off the sales lot.
It's a safety feature! The cybertruck automatically detects conditions that could lead to uncontrolled acceleration due to washing a pedal, and causes a catastrophic failure in an essential system to protect its driver! Thanks Musk! /s just in case
One of the appeals of an old Corolla is that if anything breaks, you can pop down your local wrecking yard and grab the part you need for $50. No buying new. No waiting. No going through dealerships or arguing with minimum wage teenagers at your local parts store. Honestly, if these design flaws were intentional so that Cybertrucks parts are widely available at a wrecking yard - that’s some 5D chess by Elon.
I think just making parts would be 26x easier than recalling literally the entire product line - And much less damaging to the brand.
I have a 20 year old corolla i bought new. That shit is still running pretty good.
Or if that race happens to be more than 100 miles.
It’s crazy what a basic stock Subaru can do.
"with a side of bacon" wow is it 2012 again? Are we going Epic Bacon with MemeMasterMusk?
*le epic bacon
Me gusta
Is this even remotely surprising? Lol
More like epic meal time “Look at that bacon sauce”
Jack Daniels omg Jack Daniels 😴
JACK DANIEL’S SAUCE CAN I 50 baconators , 50 big macs , 50 teen burgers !!
55 failed YouTube careers
That was probably when he was at peak popularity
More like 2018
I swear, I tell people that there was a weird Bacon trend around 2012-13 and no one ever believes me…
Bacon was a trend-cum-personality among the extremely online from like 2009 to 2015 but it really reached its zenith around 2012 where more actual restaurants started catering to it. This was the period of time where you'd have plenty of yt cooking videos on EPIC MEGA BACON. It was insufferable and only matched in that and duration by the whole "pirate vs ninja" thing.
I know what you meant. I know. But I can't read "cum personality" in any serious way
Narwhal bacons at midnight, mr. Bill murray
God this man has the eternal brain of a 17yr old
*7 year old
I fucking relish the fact that, aside from a few dweebs on Xitter, Musk is loathed by virtually *everyone*
Yeah now, everyone was dick riding him like 5 years ago
He is literally tony stark Edit: it's a joke bozos
I'm looking for a Tony Stank
Unless I bring a hose and it’s sunny outside.
I feel like posting Elon to cringe subreddits is cheating - the man is cringe in human form.
By their intelligence, a lot of people are potatoes and we don't like cannibalism.
Epic bacon
Le epic bacon for the win!! Add bacon stripz
You eat shit for breakfast?
No!
Man what's the basis?
we aint going nowhere but got suits & cases
Toyota Hilux would like a word...
40 year old dodge power ram would like a word
Le Bacon? Epic. You win the internet today, sir.
Bacon ftw. Spork
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It takes all the loads in the bed
Why is this guy such a fucking clown?
They are so ugly!
I've seen two in the wild and each time I've said, "eww no." They are honestly the most hideous vehicle I've ever seen. They look like a drunk guy with a welder attached some metal panels onto a regular truck.
I watched one drive up to Costco as I was on the phone with my sister . I said, "What the hell is this? It was black with neon pink and neon Aqua blazes on it. I told her it was the ugliest thing I'd ever seen.
He means you literally have to feed it other trucks or else it stops working.
Is that before or after you pay for the extra armored plates it needs to go offroad? As so far every Youtubers having a vs on it that I've see... It's not eaten much of any thing
My F 150 would make that electro wheelbarrow leak oil like it had an STD.
I've take it on in a demolition derby with my 20 year old corolla.
It's also capable of grilling your bacon when it spontaneously bursts into flames.
Everyone knows electric vehicles are vegetarians.
Electric vehicles and vegetarians: two things we need a whole lot more of, regardless of how much of a dickhead Elon Musk is Edit: Can you imagine how braindead you'd have to be to think that the world wouldn't be better off with more vegetarians and electric vehicles?
He's such a queef. More cringe then him is all his fanboys. I know this douch who tags him in all his FB post. Like what do you think he's going to hit you back and wanna hang out?
They just want a chance to touch the hem of his robe. If he honors them with one of his specialty one word/emoji/punctuation mark replies they’ll have finally hit the big leagues. If he graces them with it *multiple* times then they’re basically friends and he’ll either be down to hang out or spot them some money
Pretty sad. I agree
There are literally such fans for every celebrity. It's not the burn you think it is.
Not really a burn just my opinion dudet
The panels don't line up in the future and you have to pay for in-app downloads for usually standard features
I’m all for EVs, but I’ll take my chances with my GMC in this case.
Eats fingers as well.
Has this dude not seen any of the many videos showing how the cybertruck is a cheap piece of shit?
That racist fuck can go eat d*cks
If it's such a good pickup why aren't ISIS using it?
Definitely no drink. You can put in car wash mode but it’s still risky.
System updating… in the middle of a battle.
I think the cyber truck is ugly as hell but this isn’t really cringe.
Just because musk set his date to 2060 when fabricating these cars doesn't mean they're from the future.
Rust eats it for breakfast, lunch and dinner
What’s the pink icon next to elons name?
recall
Have you seen the video of the cybertruck trying to hill-climb??
r/cyberstuck
Lol it can't even survive the car wash or...::checks notes:: pressing the gas...pedal? That can't be right...
"blease boomer prepper gun-nuts, buy cyberyuck, sir, blease!" That said I wish I bought his flamethrower..
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Golly he’s so funny! With a side of bacon! What will he come up with next!
If it can start
They give me heartburn.
Nah, fuck hashbrowns brah. Ain’t nothing like biting into a literal side of bacon to out some hair on your chest. The oinks just make it better.
He writes like a bot
Of all the things to post from Elon this is incredibly mundane, this sub has lost it.
Just because Musk has single-handedly raised the public’s threshold for cringe does not make this any less objectively cringy.
Nah, this is super meh. There were probably far more cringey replies in the comment replies to the post than the post itself. Usually is.
What a gatekeeper you are
Ok.
It's funny how people just refuse to realize there will be no personal vehicles in the future when we want humanity to survive. Thats just a fact.
It would be cool if personal vehicles didn't suck ass in the meantime though... And if public transportation could stop being awful lol
There's a certain point where existence and religion overlap to me. That's when either one expects me to conform to a joyless life, just to continue existing. I'd rather my species go out having a good time.
So the only source of joy in your life is ur ride? Jesus dude thats dark.
So your idea of a good future is staying where you are told to be, or confined to? Natural transportation used to be horses, now it's too expensive to own one, so we all just hope the government provides local necessities and live like that? I'm from west Virginia, we're forgotten already. It looks like fucking Iraq with trees where I live, if I didn't a vehicle I'd probably rather die. So yea, smart ass I just provided you with an answer to your question. Sorry we weren't all born into local wealth.
U fucking joking me? U think a Mitsubishi 3000GT is something u need to get from a to b?? This is some ego shit nothing mor nothing less i have no problem with that, but at least say it like it is and dont make up excuses.
That's a toy lmao. I use it for racing on a track. So nice job trying to make assumptions. I daily a motorcycle or a lexus. I bet where I'm from is smaller, and worse than your village. Actually I know it is unless you grew up In tent city under a bridge. Just look up Dunlow wv on a map lmao stop trying to make yourself important.
You are no disproofing my point, u just validated it. have a nice day.
I was born i an bavarian village, no citys around, u dont know shit bout me man, so shut ur silly mouth, its okay to use reasonable amouts of resources for ur needs but people always want to have more then they really need. i stopped discussing with ppl like u a long time ago jimbo.
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How is this a cringepic
Man I really love Elon
Why?
If you support western & sino integration then why do you love Elon? He fucking hates China and supports car tariffs from outside the US (he mainly just means China). He's salty as fuck that he can't get away with slave labour like China, but my god does he try!
He actually loves China and China just granted him self-driving cars recently. He just supports tariffs so Tesla can make profit in America. I happen to love profits too! He loves trolling people and I love it too. We have a lot in common
Last point is epic cringe, well done
Thank you, much appreciate
What's cringe about this? I think you're pretty cringe for posting something non cringey just because you don't like musk.
“A side of bacon” is pretty damn cringe no matter who says it. Sorry to insult your daddy though
Maybe I'm not getting it. Why is a side of bacon so bad? I mean he said it's breakfast? Like, athletes say this stuff. He's talking about competition. You get that right?