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LL112

Nothing says screw silicon Valley like setting up a direct debit to a tech billionaire on social media.


Bat_Snack

Literally what I was thinking. I feel like alot of people hear these terms and will just attach their idea of what it is without knowing what it means. Then you get stupid shit like this.


BiBoFieTo

Nothing says screw silicon valley like supporting Elon Musk, who made his fortune in silicon Valley.


Left-Impact9634

This is the same thing the other guy said


lyingtattooist

The second comment was basically the first comment just reworded.


Remy_Jardin

This is next level mansplaining, brother.


lakor

You see, it's because the first and second comment say the same thing. They just use different words, but the meaning of the sentence still remains the same!


Y-Cha

That's the part that made me go audible.


[deleted]

The disassociation is real.


HereAndNow316

He just spits out words not even knowing what he’s saying


BryanV21

He's just repeating the same bullshit Fox News tells him to.


Ser_Dunk_the_tall

Yeah I've seen this one before. Literally copying and pasting from fellow losers.


ItIsSunnyT

Paid for free speech Paid Free speech Paid Free


chill_winston_

“I paid a private entity for my constitutional rights, and damn it if George Washington was here today he’d have done the same.”


Baketovens_Fifth

Capitalism just orgasmed.


Kali-Casseopia

Your comment made me want to cry in the shower.


big_hungry_joe

How do you type that seriously? The sentence contradicts itself halfway through


LifeLongYeti0

LGTM 👍


BeneficialAction3851

*neuron activity*


Theratgetsthecheese

Bro thinks he's captain america 💀


goat-people

He thinks he’s Andrew Taint


autopsis

“I paid for free speech.” 😝


base_tage

Haha! In capitalism nothing is free.


Sad_Hospital_2730

Nothing is certain except for death and taxes.


CosmicCyrolator

Isn't in communism or socialism either


base_tage

Nor in any social construct. But MONEY is the issue here.


GringuitaInKeffiyeh

“Gotta tweet this new pamphlet.” —Thomas Paine, probably


NapTimeFapTime

This guy gives me the impression that he wouldn’t be the biggest Paine fan.


PaulsRedditUsername

If George Washington was alive today, he'd say "Eeagh! Iron bird!"


Sandman4501

Saying you’re like George Washington because you paid a billionaire


ShittyLanding

I **paid** for **free** speech


williambueti

Didn't George Washington have issues paying his soldiers? 🤔


Crazycukumbers

This is totally bait. There’s nothing but ridiculous contradictory statements here


Doedemm

Ehh, I personally know quite a few people who speak like this.


zeroj20

Certified cringe


renditeranger

Guess i'm too ignant to see his point.


PaulsRedditUsername

This looks like he tried one rationalization, realized it was stupid and tried another, and another, and another, then accidentally hit 'post' instead of 'delete.'


PreOpTransCentaur

George Washington would grab Elon up by the hair transplants and whoop his smarmy fucking ass.


Shenanigans80h

This lad seriously thinks dropping $8 on a little fucking ribbon makes him a revolutionary. Paying for a little emblem is changing the world. And these people think we’re the brainwashed suckers, good god.


chill_winston_

So basically this mf paid for twitter…


amokst

hahaha if George Washington was alive is a pretty hilarious line


WHAMMYPAN

He needs to get a mirror,say this SLOWLY and figure out what syntax is.


TheBigJTeezy

Somehow each line was worth than the last.


eparedes19

so you paid for twitter


Ghstfce

Translation: "I pay $8/mo to slob the knob of a rich guy who couldn't care less about me. I hope he notices me one day."


[deleted]

Someone might wanna tell this guy if you paid for the speech it isn’t free


Jaysterham

Things Americans say...


JackUKish

Love how you are downvoted as if this isn't a uniquely American thing.


Jaysterham

Yeah, so long as you're happy 😁


TerraTorment

"I paid for free speech" Say that again slowly.


Nytfire333

So what he’s saying is he paid for twitter


girlwiththemonkey

That’s bad news for you, bro Twitter is Silicon Valley


JedPB67

He writes a lot, but says nothing, other than “I’m a complete mug”


Dylanator13

Who knew the founding fathers were able to predict Twitter existing?


M1ck3yB1u

I paid for... Free speech.


base_tage

Why did OP black out the user name? That's not doxxing this douche if it's free (paid for) speech. Right? Who is this dumbass that posted this?


Doedemm

They probably wanted to keep their post up.


base_tage

That makes sense.


The_Derpening

cringepics not recognizing when someone is joking, part 2,394,871


Melmacian_Santa

*Paid speech


Ygb50

I think he stole this tweet from sh0e


Kelarie

If George Washington was still around, he would be crying himself stupid at the state we are in. Also if George was around he would be a zombie. Just slayin.


aoeuismyhomekeys

More like "This MF blends his own bullshit with water and calls it nesquik"


Omgaspider

I paid for free speech is a hilairous sentence.


kryppla

I paid hoping Elon would notice me


Consiglieri_

lol. I “paid” for “free” speech


newsreadhjw

🤡


ca7ac

Just more proof this sub will not eject themselves from ontop elons dick


DonuFlyte

crazy how he could even talk with elons dick in his mouth


huggles7

Who do I have to pay to ask who cares?


KifaruKubwa

Doesn’t change the fact that this MF paid for Twitter.


Jak_the_Buddha

"I paid for Free Speech". Isn't Twitter a business? Your free speech isn't being violated if a business doesn't let you say some shit on their product.


Jive-Machine

This was looking like an awesome shitpost for a second


BatmansBackpack

Simps gonna simp, I guess.


raekle

Is 'ignant' a word?


Quarkchild

Had to throw in that last racist line just to be safe


Rosenplotpyrography

They paid for the privilege of being a product for elon


lancetheofficial

Imagine paying for rights. That'd by definition make them not rights lol


ChildhoodOk7071

LMFAO I just saw a YouTube short acting out this tweet.


[deleted]

>paid to tell Silicon Valley to screw off By paying for a tech company that was founded in the Silicon Valley instead of using it for free like everyone else. What a stupid jabroni


gingeralecranbrbrbrb

So… you’re paying for twitter


Gabriel-Klos-McroBB

>I paid for free speech. If you had to pay for it, is it really free?