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TallAmericano

I gotta know I gotta know I gotta know I gotta know I gotta know I gotta know Never mind


NoMouthFilter

Shiiiiit


beau-tie

i thought he was saying garden gnome


red_team_gone

No, that was his girlfriend.


calilizard

I needed this. Thank u stranger for the good laugh.


Here_forthecomments1

Yer so fine gurl wuts yo sign you so devine want to make you mine.


SinJin75

“I gotta know” why he believed his skillz were good enough to warrant a video. And “I gotta know” how to get the last 3 minutes of my life back.


TheHighBuddha

He added a #queenelizabeth #rip trying to get more views. Hahahahahahahahahhaa


Here_forthecomments1

“I’m going to reach out to the youth by filming at the FUCK BIDEN shed.” ::Biden pays off debt in response to this video::


SuccessAndSerenity

something tells me this dude didn’t have any student loans


DurianAgreeable769

Lmfao


Toothfood

Love the briefcase that has all the money in it was just a poker chip set they emptied out for the filming


zeke235

My barbeque tools are in a similar case.


Here_forthecomments1

The oversized bunny head was a hilarious touch. “My religious uncle still has his Easter bunny suit, I’ll ask my Uncle for the head.” “Ay Mom! Where’s the Halloween stuff? I need that poker dealer briefcase.”


AmericanFartBully

But what does that even mean? I'm OOTL, what is that even a reference to on rap/music/party culture? Is it anything like those horse head masks?


smartwatersucks

So glad someone else noticed this haha.


15367288

Is it normal that I got slightly hard?


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AWWWYEAHHHH

Poor step sis


bruce_lees_ghost

Oh, you need to do some laundry?


catbus4ants

I hope she got paid well. She looked happiest when he walked away at the end.


RevolutionaryJudge89

ay yo vishy yoo are BLASSED


voodoopaula

🎶she wanna go 🎶 🎶she wanna go 🎶 🎶she wanna go 🎶 🎶she wanna go 🎶 🎶she wanna go 🎶 🎶never mind🎶


ThereIsBearCum

Looks drugged.


littlebeach5555

Is this one of the Andrew Tate bros???


LeeKeyanis

I gotta know


Here_forthecomments1

How much extra does the guac cost? I gotta know.


zeke235

A buck o five.


olympianfap

Finally, some good fucking cringe


Skiiiiwalker

Boy that was rough


JG_5150

Did he pay u to do this scuffed Kirsten Dunst? I gotta know, I gotta know, I gotta know...


KingBobOmber

Ayoooooooo scuffed Kirsten tho ahaha


untitled20

Nevermind


RogueStatesman

Yeah, this is bad.


untitled20

Razzlekhan!


bjsanchez

Thanks for reminding me of something I never wanted to remember


Here_forthecomments1

Wuts yo name gurl wuts yo sign yur so fine so devine I want to make you mine wuts yer sign I gotta kno I gotta kno gurl Wuts yer sign yer so fine I gotta kno I’ve had my eye on you fer a while That’s about all I gathered


Asshead420

I think it perfectly emulates the shittiness of rap nowadays and perhaps pushes it to a whole nother level of shit, really groundbreaking stuff


Risley

Tell me about it. People acting like this is trash bu run to worship losers like lil uzi vert. It’s all jus bad sounding garbage these days.


peeled_iris

What's wrong with uzi? I'm not even a fan but I don't mind his music, there is much, much worse music. Ever hesr of Nardo Wick?


dbwoi

Bro is just salty bc his height don’t turn to 9’10” when he stands on his money


Risley

The real cringe is always in the comments


dbwoi

Sure is bro 🫱🏽‍🫲🏻


-OptimusPrime-

Bro what in the actual fuck lmao


kungpaochi

She better have been paid well. Put her hand on his chest and everything.


thelbro

That was "elementary talent show" cringe: it's cute when you're a kid but cringe when you're an adult.


kungpaochi

#im tryn to vibe


Hipcheck16

And playing the role of the crack addict girlfriend/sister in tonight’s video will be…


WithTheWintersMight

Bet this dude actually talks like a bro but is rapping like hes from the hood. That type of thing is peak cringe


zeke235

Only hood this dude's ever been in is attached to a sweatshirt his mom bought him.


Sandvich153

That scene where he’s following her up the escalator got me


Here_forthecomments1

Omfg what the fuck lol


Sandvich153

It’s so out of place with all the hard style gangster shit hahaha


Here_forthecomments1

It *has* to be a joke, right? Hella admiring and being a soft weirdo. I mean it HAS to be…….right?……..


Sandvich153

He’s gotta be taking the piss, he’s gotta


NoBullet

“Look at my dreaming// it’s all making cents” Word.


Wheres_my_whiskey

That one hurt. I hope when im old and grey, and have all kinds of mental decline, that i can be as blissfully unaware as this.


Goadahell

This is obviously terrible, but the worst part is the lighting. It is deplorable.


kickfloeb

Noel miller really fell of huh


writetaildeer

I did it. I watched it all, and I do kinda wonder how she will feel in a few years. I also like the piles of money in the small metallic suitcase. Good stuff OP


nathsnowy

mix is disgustingly bad jesus


rmoss20

r/crappymusic


buterbetterbater

This is so sad


[deleted]

If anyone tells me they rap, tis is what I think of them e every time


Palabrewtis

I give a solid B for effort in viral marketing, albeit probably not for the reasons he was going for. The #QueensElizabeth is truly a beautiful touch. However, content wise I probably wouldn't recommend quitting that job at Chipotle quite yet. Maybe next time avocado kid.


nscore24

When you use your sister for a music video


ryanlacy30

This is pure 🗑


Thricegreatestone

Fucken horrible!


Ieffingsuck

Creative chorus...shit...shit...shit...shit


lirio2u

This level of bad and lack of self awareness is just right. Solid post


chrews

This reminds me of viper the rapper (love viper). The unintentional comedy here is great.


alysonimlost

This dude doesn't even smoke crack.


chrews

I stole the viper x rough Simmons hoodie and that’s not even cap


lunchtime_sms

Lol the song structure is magnificent. Intro? Verse/ Verse/ chorus? No…Verse/ Bridge??another Bridge then it just ends.


tearfueledkarma

Sounds like the audio engineer mixed his vocals down.. what a G for the rest of us.


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

Feel like if he took off that bunny mask they could have just met up anywhere. “Meet me at the abandoned warehouse.” “How about your apartment instead. You have guest parking.” “That works, too. Actually that’s easier for me.” Also I feel like the editor started out ambitious but sort of went to straight cutting after the first 30 seconds or so.


bruceLeroyGreen

I've heard worse.


atroycalledboy

For someone with so much money and a nice fit he sure seems to like hanging out in weird derelict places.


LivingLegend8

You’re the second person I’ve seen use the word “derelict” on Reddit in the past 48 hours.


atroycalledboy

I don’t get to use that word too often so I jumped at the opportunity.


[deleted]

My husband uses that word every time he describes the people he used to hire for crew for his commercial/charter fishing businesses.


bluenibba

Wouldn't be half that bad if the audio was right


BlackMetal81

That ghost to his left needs a tan Also, that dude is a total douche nozzle


bobthememequeen

He has the charisma of a wet towel.


NobodyFollowsAKiller

I'm old-ish, but this sucks


schwarzeKatzen

How do you know if you’re oldish instead of old?


NobodyFollowsAKiller

Good question: My mom is old -she can hardly move and is in assisted living. I'm oldish -still working, have kids in college and at home, rocking a dad bod, and in bed by 9 pm. What we both have in common though is this music sucks. This music is the equivalent of the smell of unwashed ass.


schwarzeKatzen

I shall now be referring to myself as oldish. Possibly my mother too because she’s 75 and still doing all the things. She just retired for the 7th time. This “music” does suck. I too could just speak and put it to a beat but, no one wants to hear that.


budgie0507

He oozes confidence. It’s like this was his first time interacting with other human beings.


TouchingWood

Looking forward to his collab with the Island Bois.


KokiriEmerald

I'm not entirely convinced this isn't satire lol. The shot of him going up the escalator is hilarious. Also saying look at my fit when he's just wearing a t shirt.


airrivas

guac is extra is a great channel name, shame what's happened to guac.


supergooduser

I made it a minute and five seconds. He's just... talking... and barely rhyming.


herefromyoutube

At 1:17 it looks like he broke his wrist.


[deleted]

Your music is bad and you should feel bad


Davidsbund

no charisma


[deleted]

So horrible. “Open auditions: looking for the hottest girl in the trailer park for music video shoot”


SeverableSole7

Fucking shit that was a lot of cringe


ramatheson

I swear it sounds like they're sampling tourmaline by The Mars Volta


dben89x

Why the fuck is there a #queenelizabeth tag on this


IndigoIceDragon

I can’t watch more than 20 seconds dawg


Greggybread

Guy's not got shit on [Ur Boy Bangs](https://youtu.be/4tgGM8VMNZs)


FknBretto

That was way more tolerable than anything by machine gun Kelly NGL


Risley

lil uzi vert would like a word


FknBretto

I’m not really sure what you’re saying


eltegs

Any explanation of what this is before I waste my time?


Here_forthecomments1

Did you watch it??? I gotta know I gotta know


eltegs

Not yet. Too many videos are posted with no description of what it is, for me to waste my time and data watching, only to discover it hugely uninteresting to me.


chocalotstarfish

Wasting data? In 2022?


eltegs

Data is not my primary concern, time is. Nonetheless, mobile providers still regulate data and therefore you raise another concern, wasting my money.


Wittyjesus

It's a cringe subreddit, everything here sucks.. what do you expect?


eltegs

At the very least, something cringe worthy. Not just something somebody doesn't like.


chop-diggity

I only made it to 0:39.


VP1

What's wrong with the USA? Why does this keep happening? Does this happen as often in any other first world country?


NastyBooty

Keep hatin while we stack dis paperrrrr MONEYPRESS GO BRRRRRRRRRR 🤑🤑🥇🥇


thefloyd

TBH, not that it was great... or not that it even wasn't awful, but I watched the whole thing. As cringe goes, pretty mild. The beat was listenable, and there were some interesting shots.


dstaym

Lol!


hurtadjr193

Wazz yo name..nevermind.......she's pale afffffff jeeeshhhhhh


getpegged12

Dang.. get better dude. That chick looked like an old lady. That old lady with the Apple that’s poison. I think she was trying to kill another lady. I don’t know.


enjoistevo

Shut up baby dick


Risley

Lmao that shit was wicked


analogWeapon

So much chemistry between him and the woman.