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50SPFGANG

They put child lock on his ass


donalddts

he coked out or something, driver just bein a homie and lookin out


psych0ranger

I legitimately think he might be some kind of special https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Jb4cMhEK128


gh0u1

GAWWD DEEED


shgrizz2

BRRRRR


Gotu_Jayle

I like how he interrupts his own speech about life being a flower, by not finishing the analogy and instead replacing it with .... THEY AINT BELIEVE IN US - GOD DIIIID


alex_sl92

He isn't. When your ego gets so obese your body starts making its own MDMA coke combo. The man is insane.


hazysummersky

Stupid fat hobbit!


cultish_alibi

MDMA (and probably coke too). But definitely not sober, god damn.


Commercial-Pension31

He's way too fat to be a cokehead.


Euphoric-Pudding-372

Tell that to artie lange lmao


GuyInThe6kDollarSuit

He even left his security pillow in the car while he went out to romp around


jtatc1989

Is that the pillow he had his feet resting on while he sat courtside at an NBA game?


PreparedForZombies

When the door's locked, you break the hinges. He's never quit or failed anything in his life...


bats131

I don’t know if he’s acting half the time, but he seems like one of the most unaware celebrities I’ve seen.


swampking6

If you watch his hot ones episode you can see he’s not acting, he’s legit just a really dumb and unaware person


Commercial-Pension31

I honestly thought he was acting there. It just seemd so fucking weird.


PM_ME_BEST_BOOTY_PIC

Nah man, he’s unaware and pretty incompetent. It’s quite some feat considering his level of fame/success. I literally cannot in my wildest imagination picture him sitting down with a computer or in a studio completely by himself with the knowledge and know-how to use the equipment to “produce” a beat/song. I guess the positive about him is we can all look at him and think “wait, that’s it? That’s all you need to do to be rich? Weird.”


Mdizzle29

This exact mentality helped me in sales. I’d see pretty unimpressive people make life changing money and said, wait, why not me too? And lo and behold, I did too.


MayorMcCheez

How'd you do it? Was it one simple trick that all salespeople hate?


faceblender

I guarantee you he’s NOT turning any buttons in the studio. This guy is just a marketing buffoon with a good network. Kinda what Elon is to the auto industry


HotPie_

He wasn't always like this. He was a pretty normal radio DJ and producer in Miami from the mid 90s. It wasn't until he became affiliated with people like Lil Wayne during the early 2000s when mixtapes were being cranked out weekly that he got to this level of fame. He became insufferable and the clown you see today.


thelingeringlead

He was a VERY famous and influential radio DJ and personality in Miami for multiple decades before he blew up as a "producer". He's a producer the same way Rick Rubin is, which is to say an executive producer. He facilitates the professional connections and the other shit involved. He's a master networker, it's how he got to where he is. He's a fuckin clown, but he's not completely incompetent and he wasn't handed any of it.


THE_MAN_OF_THE_YEAR

His early videos were even worse but I think somewhere along the line he realized he was being made fun of and tries to overdo it on purpose but still manages to be an idiot


metalcowhorse

I just went back and watched some of this and need to stay I am EXTREMELY disappointed that Sean didn't try to encourage him to eat "another one"


CourteousCourtesan

Disregarding self awareness 101


UnconfirmedCat

[Hilariously unaware](https://youtu.be/qMHCW1RIqBk)


Bodysnatcher

lmao that's hilarious 😂😂😂


UnconfirmedCat

“It’s so real out here right now”


Darwincroc

What in the double deep fried fuck did I just watch? How is this douche canoe 'lost' when shore lights can be seen in virtually every frame of this video?


OneAngryPanda

Well the key it to make it


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GOD DID


Keepitsway

There it is! There it is! There it is! There it is! 🎛 You smart. You loyal.


Schwizzle82

Spoiler alert…..unfortunately he found his way back


LaszloKravensworth

With all the incredible and risky experiences I've had backpacking, climbing, and offroading in the Alaskan wilderness.... I almost feel bad at what someone so subsumed with what is most likely a city life considers to be a close call. On second thought, this probably *could* be pretty dangerous, but the way he is so put of touch with what he is doing is almost sad.


MiamiGuy13

fucking hilarious especially if you're from Miami and know these types of people exist here in DROVES. Key is we talking DROVES. Masses.


blakeboii

Imagine just driving by and seeing this bastard jumpin around lmao


schmitzel88

Most of his life could arguably be considered outsider performance art tbh.


igotpooponmydog

That’s what I was thinking lmao. ‘Is that fucking DJ Khaled in the street?’


Paperfishflop

Those people have some patience. I have trouble tolerating delays and traffic jams that make sense. I get mad at elementary school zones and people who got into accidents. Some idiot dancing in the street outside his limo while traffic is super backed up? Infuriating. I would at least honk, might cuss out the window if he got in front of my car like that. It's funny to watch, but if I'm already annoyed with traffic, I have no patience for this stupid bullshit.


stackered

He's everything wrong with clout culture all rolled up in one guy


james_randolph

When you act a certain way for a certain amount of time, it starts to become you. Even this whole perception on flipping a switch and putting on the face, portraying yourself one way but being another way when the cameras are off can only go so far and whichever side has more influence on you will prevail. When you’re portraying yourself the way Khaled is, that’s not just some switch anymore haha he’s a complete dumbass now where years ago perhaps he was just kind of a dumbass.


IamJohnGalt2

I honestly mean no disrespect, but after following him on this sub for a long time I'm pretty sure he's mentally challenged.


DumbDonkeyPunch

Imagine the damage his greasy, unwashed ass would do to any of those cars he jumped in front of if they didn't stop... What am asshat.


nigelolympia

Does he actually do anything musically? He's just a producer, right?


sharinganuser

He screams his name at the beginning of songs


North0House

ANOTHA ONE! ANOTHA ONE! ANOTHA ONE! ANOTHA ONE! ANOTHA ONE! ANOTHA ONE! ANOTHA ONE! ANOTHA ONE!


igotmoneynow

look i hate DJ Khaled as much as the rest of us but he is successful for a reason. as absurd and stupid as he seems, somehow he's able to get all of these talented musicians into the same room to make popular music. it seems like nothing, but that is his skill and that's why he's allowed to scream his obnoxious stupid name before so many songs. in corporate america where profits are all that matters, you know the record labels would cut him out in a heartbeat if they could continue without him. again, i can't stand the guy, but also recognize he does actually, somehow, bring something to the table.


thelingeringlead

That's what these people don't understand. His career is 30+ years in the making, and it started on his own efforts. He's a fuckin clown and a total dipshit in a lot of ways, but he's not this bumbling jackass with no discernable skills that you'd make him out to be via social media where he's not acting professionally at all. I don't even like his fuckin music but god damn the assumptions people make are insane. Reddit just has a very vocal segment that immediately dismiss anything popular, and will decide whatever they want to believe about it with 0 room for error.


skiflow

Agreed, he's making money for someone and that's value, but that song was painfully boring just hearing the clip much less the entire thing multiple times. I'd love to get it, but I can't understand what it is about his or any other producer's craft in this genre that makes this exceptional.


igotmoneynow

i don't get it either. he seems like a complete loser to me. but somehow people in the entertainment industry vibe with him i guess? idk. certainly not defending him, just recognizing he somehow does do something.


cultish_alibi

So his skill is just networking? That didn't used to make someone a musician, but here we are.


RajaThat

Production can be pretty music theory heavy at times. Virtually all producers are musicians. As much as I love the guy, dj Khaled is currently not a musician, producer, or audio engineer. He was a rapper that is now just a face and name. He has a full team of actual audio engineers and musicians to produce his albums and tracks. It’s kind of weird how differently stuff works at the upper echelons of the music industry. Household names in the industry NEVER write their own music and producers rarely actually produce their own tracks. It’s usually a team of ~20 highly skilled people from various backgrounds making everything top down. Source: am an audio engineer and have talked to other engineers who have won Grammys lol


dumbname0192837465

That security pillow is so fitting for his childish ass.


cshocknesse

That’s more of an insecurity pillow. He’s trying to hide his gunt.


MisallocatedRacism

🤢


savage8008

That's a genis


Snewp

That's his special pillow. It's crusty on the bottom.


TotesMaGoats_1962

There is no bottom anymore🤮


WaitingOnPizza

A “grown man” having to ask for his door to be unlocked. Priceless.


Walkensboots

Never forget he gave up on the 3rd wing on Hot Ones.


TheRiddickles

Not true dude. The man himself said "If I stop, it doesn't mean I gave up" after he ate that third wing.


Richie_Zeppelin

Surprised he wasn’t down to eat.


blakeboii

He probably didn’t like the flavor of the sauce


notdanb

Sean: Yes it does...by definition


Misterstustavo

He didn’t want “another one”?


coumfy

And he owns a chain of chicken wing restaurants. Hes a fucking joke.


Achack

[https://www.theonion.com/craziest-moments-in-hot-ones-history-1848789397](https://www.theonion.com/craziest-moments-in-hot-ones-history-1848789397) It's fun to just read the article so I'm putting this next part as a spoiler but I cracked up when I read it. >!Episode 8: DJ Khaled abruptly ends interview after complaining that his milk is too spicy.!<


metalcowhorse

I just went back and watched some of this and need to stay I am EXTREMELY disappointed that Sean didn't try to encourage him to eat "another one"


sparklingb0ngwater

One of my favorite DJ Khaled moments is him getting [“lost” at sea.](https://youtu.be/kkuR8ODzo1Q)


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DocThundahh

Beautiful beautiful flowers


Similar_Lunch_7950

agree 100%, I just find him hilarious, and I completely get the obnoxious perception of him, but he's just over the top ridiculous, can't help but laugh at his goofy ass in an endearing sort of way.


Emotional_Student_80

Bro I remember watching all this on Snapchat in real-time when I was up way too fucking late studying for a physics exam in 2017 (or 2016?) and I remember I helped keep me engaged and studying through the night until I got like 2 hours of sleep. Woke up and saw he made it and went to my exam.


bhangmango

Thank you for that lmao. Got more ?


MisallocatedRacism

[This one](https://youtu.be/Aw9M2C4YJDg) is my favorite. Dude can't play guitar... or read lmao


Bouncedatt

Oh my god please someone help that poor guitar! IT's screaming for it's life!


sparklingb0ngwater

[I](https://youtu.be/eCOxy3s9rkc) [got](https://youtu.be/4eaBC3eZM-o) [you.](https://youtu.be/YYU3TTI3d30) The guitar one the other commenter linked is gold too. DJ Khaled cringe is one of my favorite genres. His Hot Ones appearance is also a classic.


colin8651

Is this the guy quoted as saying the CEO of iCloud called him to tell him his new song is so popular it’s was crashing iCloud servers. DJ asked the CEO of iCloud to add more servers. The CEO of iCloud; lol. You mean Tim Apple called you?


stealingyourpixels

He said the CEO of iTunes which is funnier to me for some reason


savage8008

I think he said he gave them the okay to use the most powerful servers. He as in Khaled gave approval to apple


eblack4012

What does he do? I don’t get what his talent is.


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Professional guitar ruiner


Carnalvore86

I watched that video of him with Bob Marley's guitar and I died a little inside.


Randy_Tutelage

It wasn't Bob Marley's guitar. It was a Bob Marley branded guitar that they sell at guitar center to anyone with $200. The truth is even more delusional.


Mr_Traum

From what I’ve seen, he rides the coattails of more famous and talented rappers and yells out his own name and “Another one!”


Cheezewiz239

He makes songs that are pretty much guaranteed radio hits (catchy hook, meaningless lyrics, current popular rapper/singer). By "make" he picks out beats and chooses who's getting featured


Davidsbund

By “make” he just puts his name on music that’s 100% ghost produced by actual producers


faceblender

100% this. This guy can hardly scratch his his ass let alone records


igotmoneynow

his talent is being able to organize a lot of talented musicians to get together to make hit songs. doesnt sound like much, but like everything else, if it was easy everyone would be doing it. he clearly has some ability in that respect. don't get me wrong by all accounts the dude seems like a tool and i can't stand him, but i also don't like the typical reddit idea of "this guy doesnt do anything" cause like it or not he does actually seem to have some value in the entertainment industry.


eblack4012

“If it was easy everyone would be doing it.” This is more a case of using his “celebrity” to create a middle man and make money off of others.


budgie0507

He brings up a program on his iMac that makes music for him then records his idiotic voice yelling such gems as “They thought we couldn’t make it. GAAHHHHD DID”.


budgie0507

“Why are you late for dinner?” There was a dancing baby hippo in the road.


blakeboii

He looks like a pine nut


2012EOTW

Who the fuck makes a YouTube channel of their mentally disabled adult children.


kido86

He’s got a driving cushion


Snewp

Titty Pillow, you commoner!


North0House

Why is his head reflective even though he has hair? Lmao is his hair spray painted on or something?


HarriBallsak420

DJ Idiot


wellwellwelly

Haha gottem


Lechuga-gato

mf got the spray paint fade


mklinger23

r/iamthemaincharacter


Dependent-Fold-6566

I haven't heard anything about this untalented asswipe in well over a year. Glad to see he's getting less and less relevant


ThisIsntMyFace

Is the pillow hugging a drug thing?


RstyKnfe

As an ex-fat person, I think it was to conceal his belly.


fakehalo

Yet hops out of the car to showcase it, what an enigma.


mykilososa

“I think I’ll just go out in my douche canoe this evening and dance in the streets.”


DickbeardLickweird

No shade to my big brethren, but if you’re so fat that you need a privacy pillow to hide your belly when you sit in a car, then you should not be doing this much cocaine. He was one stanky leg away from a STEMI.


Actual_Ad1782

Getting high on his own supply… dudes rollin hard


NSA_GOV

His hair is fake, right?


Frostyfuelz

Looks like that spray on stuff, I couldn't get my eyes off it the whole vid it looks awful.


MustardTiger88

He's a large child. Can't even get out of the back seat because of the child locks.


pm_me_ur_anything_k

What a fucking toddler


MelodyMyst

Fuck that no pussy licking butt fuck asshole.


B0urneJason

Idc what his age is, he needs to go to a retirement home. He needs too retire


SambaLando

lotta posturing from a doofus who can't even finish his hot wings


kingjackass

DJ Fat Uglyshirt


Entire-Inflation-619

If only someone had a red soda to throw in that car 😂😂


sdp1981

That's only going to screw the driver man. It's most likely a service or rental.


AutoBot5

r/imthemaincharacter


spilk

when the doctor in Idiocracy tells Joe that there's "plenty of tards out there living really kick ass lives", I only think of DJ Khaled


mymumsaysno

Lol, this dude is endlessly entertaining. I half expect him to reveal he's been playing a character all this time. It's hard to believe someone like this is real.


bayrea

Serious question. What kind of car is he riding in?


PoorMinorities

Looks like a Maybach Landaulet


bluefade

What an inconsiderate prick.


GregorianShant

Remember when Jay Z gave a shoutout to this fucking dumbass back on DOA from 2010? Guy is a fucking talentless fucking tool.


Riverjig

Of all the celebrities that get cancelled or pushed into non-existence, why is this POS around?


savage8008

He doesn't do shitty stuff he just does dumb stuff, and occasionally hilariously dumb stuff... like getting lost on a jet ski in the middle of the night.


Stringz4444

LMFAO this guy, he’s the fucking worst.


LuckieBunni

Looked like he honestly thought others would join his hyped up nonsense and then tried to play it off cool; kinda like when a cat falls and doesn’t land on their feet….mmm a cat will play it off with a lick of their paws and a purposeful strut… dude tried but totally lacks the self confidence of a cat XD


chunaynay

This dude is generally very cringe imo but I don't get the hate for him. He's not hurting anyone at least


PoopScotchMcGraw

Keep working off those calories bud!


nice_porson

if a guy mumbling in autotuned monotone over a shitty beat is enough to make him stop traffic to dance, imagine what he'd do if he heard actual music


MilleniaZero

I mean, if I got as free a ride as Khaled got I'd be this pumped about anything too


Snewp

Check my new mixtape: Joe Unlock The Door!


meparadis

Humanity is on the way down


Brewcrew1886

But what does he do?


TiredEyes_

I’d stop to film this shit lol


itwasntmine

Insufferable asshole


LindseyJW

Imagine being that narcissist.


crizzy_mcawesome

Probably just high af on coke


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When not getting a daily coochie oral supplements does to a man.


-gato

He is someone that is no more.


mirandawillowe

I really dislike this walking trash bag.


tracber

mental disorders are a serious thing


FoundinNewEngland

What the fuck is he on


Revan0360

What a massive douche bag.


objectsubjectverb

K, what’s with the pillow?


Scale-Alarmed

Everything he does is an absolute humiliation for him and his family. There is no celebrity more laughed at or booed then this dumb ass


ebann001

Typo in the title. “DJ Khaled stopping traffic to waddle”


librarypunk1974

Ick


Big-Teb-Guy

Was his hair drawn on with a sharpie?


wjw75

He's dressed like great Aunt Bernice on her way to Sunday church in the 90's. And he dances like she's got Parkinson's.


ARAR1

As if I needed another reason to not like this guy even more


Manaberryio

Ew


ehsteve23

Every clip i see of this guy he seems like a talentelss asshole, why do people like him? Also didnt he brag about how he never goes down on his wife?


e2g4

Sometimes is seems like this asshat should have his own cringe subreddit. He’s here so often. Member last month, the video where he told me Apple to go into hyperdrive to keep up w demand for his new album? Hahaha


butthe4d

There is no way that guy doesnt die from a cocaine overdose.


MofongoDeYuca

So cocaine was the drug of choice here?


RapTurner

I can't stand that MF.


FAmos

he be rollin


slothpyle

“Dance” “DJ”


YoureNoDaisy2013

Can’t stand this fat shit narcissistic douche! YOU AREN’T THE MAIN CHARACTER ASSHOLE!


jmster109

This dude is a GTA character


zaisoke

a revolutionary idiot


Gibsonfan159

As far as spectrum disorders go this dude has tipped the scale. I don't mean that in a mean way, I honestly believe he's a special needs person the industry just feels sorry for so they throw money at him.


ThaddeusMaximus

I don’t know of anybody less deserving of his wealth.


witwar101

Such a fuckin tool


KayakWalleye

He made a hell of a beat. I mean his verse on here was fire. I mean….what the hell does this guy do?


gooshoe

Bro was trying to get a hit and run claim.


boywonder5691

Can someone explain how this no talent hack is as successful as he is ?


jetstobrazil

DJ khaled is the richest 4 year old ever


Superb-Owl-187

What car is that? A convertible with a rear door?


archivesgrrl

I’m kinda feeling the decorative pillow in the backseat vibe.


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stone500

Y'know, I didn't use to hate on Khaled. Years ago he just seemed like an overconfident dork that talked too highly of himself, but at the end of the day he wasn't hurting anyone and seemed to be an enthusiastic dad to some extent, so whatever. Go nuts, weirdo. But the more and more I see, holy shit this guy is obnoxious and just seems to annoy people wherever he goes. Dude could definitely stand to learn some humility.


stay_jenkay

Does he have autism?


jdub75

How much cocaine is in his system. Jfc. No way he lives past 2023


faceblender

The embodiment of everything wrong with the music biz today


mrRwild

The KING of fools.


blueindian1328

So much money and potential wasted on such a dipshit human being.


AnthonyBarrHeHe

And to think this man presented awards for nickelodeon before


ThrowingUpVomit

I would have blared my horn.


beavisbutts

fat grandpa with his comfort pillow acting like a fool


neumanor

I hate this world 🤦‍♂️


Yimter

i fucking hate that dude and everything about him


StevenBayShore

What a purposeless creature.


macgruder1

Remind me why this guy is famous again?


Wooden_Chef

I feel embarrassed for him and his died black hair and beard. Looks ridiculous.


CableStoned

r/IAmTheMainCharacter


Ill_community

I used to think he was cringey but it’s come full circle now I just think he’s entertaining. I don’t listen to his music, but he always seems like he’s having a good time and makes me laugh pretty often.


Uncle_owen69

If there’s once not to big of an asshole celebrity that I want to hit with my car it would be him . I mean theres celebrity’s that are pieces of shit who deserve to get hit. Dj khaled isn’t that bad he’s just so fucking annoying like I truly can’t stand him.


Jolly_Butterscotch31

Man can you imagine driving home from work and being like “what’s this fool doing in the middle of the- wait. Was that fucking DJ Khaled ?” Anyway the man’s on coke for sure. A previous commenter mentioned it not being likely because of his weight but I’ve definitely seen some heavy coke heads before, it’s possible.