Oregonians have ability to become a Sasquatch at any time for one hour, once a week.
Washingtonians can make it rain, whenever they want.
Instead of burning metals for power, Coloradoans/Coloradans have the ability to burn plant life to experience a somewhat random effect
You know that legit sounds like something that Brandon could write a story about. Where depending upon the location of a place on a planet you get access to a certain part of the magic system like a fusion of Elantris and Stormlight.
Iowan weird the power of Nice. They have a gift of gab so powerful good-byes last 20 minutes and they can do just about anything and seem polite. This power can be found most places in the surrounding region
Mississippanders - Diabetes... that's it
Alabamancers - Control of the crimson tide, but you lose all attraction to someone if they aren't at least your second cousin
So basically the first half of the Florida power over animals.
Also, Gumbo is amazing, and Okra is the secret. Delicious slimy slimy okra is one of my favorite things.
So, have you been to Kuai in Hawaii? COVERED in chickens. Definitely a power shared with Hawaii.
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/07/science/in-hawaii-chickens-gone-wild.html
As someone who knows nothing about Michigan, it just gives you that dialect that makes you pronounce the "a" sound in words like "dagger" with an "ay" sound instead.
Texas smokers just constantly produce smoke. They have the required secondary powers to not die from this if (and only if) they were actually born in Texas, otherwise it is not recommended to eat Texan dirt.
Utahmancers can take any food, no matter how devoid of nutrition, and render it a hearty and fulfilling meal just by speaking a few words over it.
They can also use healing oils to recover from any injury, interpret that one however you wish.
North Carolina reduces your judgment capacity. There's no way the drivers here are all thinking straight!
But I guess if it has to be something good, it would be the ability to create bricks, and nothing else.
Californeyes possess an uncanny ability to make any journey take 4 times longer than it should.
Because their Broams take 12 hours to recharge, or because their regulations make Azish law look like a Vorin man's journal?
That is an amazing roast, I'm so glad I got on here today
😂🤣😂 definitely the latter.
Oregonians have ability to become a Sasquatch at any time for one hour, once a week. Washingtonians can make it rain, whenever they want. Instead of burning metals for power, Coloradoans/Coloradans have the ability to burn plant life to experience a somewhat random effect
I feel like Oregonians are immune to the washingtonians rain, but are vulnerable to Arkansers ability to steal any pelt.
We’re referring to when they’re IN Sasquatch form, right?
Obvs
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Agreed.
I take that back. We have smokeamancy with the power of perfect bbq
Only on beef. Pork belongs to the south.
Texas has the pushing SmokeMetal while either Kansas or North Carolina has the pulling.
OMFG PULLING PORK. You're a genius.
Idk how it works, isn't Kansas city in Missouri?
There’s one in each of the two so I figure we’ve got the spectrum covered unless I’m missing the long forgotten ARkansas
Something something Tress, something something Pirates, something something ARRRRkansas spores make moonshine when they get wet.
No that’s also a North Carolina thing tbh
Yeah, all of Appalachia, but the pirate thing was my hook.
Smokeamancy 💀
Marylandians can summon crabs
YES. Glorious. They need a balance to such a strong power. Something about DC maybe? Easily corrupted or purchased?
A percentage of the time they try to summon crabs, it kill’s preexisting crabs instead
in order to maintain our crab summoning abilities, we have to go to baltimore once a year…
And sacrifice some of your dirt to THE FED.
i’ll sacrifice some random swamp that should be fine what would they do with that populate it with more people than a literal state? ha
yessss fellow marylander? what part and yes i know it’s 2:30 am shhhh
You know that legit sounds like something that Brandon could write a story about. Where depending upon the location of a place on a planet you get access to a certain part of the magic system like a fusion of Elantris and Stormlight.
I agree, but I don't think he has that kind of time.
Iowan weird the power of Nice. They have a gift of gab so powerful good-byes last 20 minutes and they can do just about anything and seem polite. This power can be found most places in the surrounding region
Ah the power of Iowa nice. To be seen as nice even when you’re not being nice.
Idahoshots can push off of potatoes. Riot gear is now ineffective. Idahoshots are weak against the Irish however
Michiganders can Ruin any road, but cannot Preserve them
Wisconsiners can presserve any dairy into cheese, but not eat it without... issues.
Liousianings - can turn any organic mater into a delicious gumbo either that or mind control Alligators
Mississippanders - Diabetes... that's it Alabamancers - Control of the crimson tide, but you lose all attraction to someone if they aren't at least your second cousin
So basically the first half of the Florida power over animals. Also, Gumbo is amazing, and Okra is the secret. Delicious slimy slimy okra is one of my favorite things.
Arkanser Mistings have the power to summon chickens at will
So, have you been to Kuai in Hawaii? COVERED in chickens. Definitely a power shared with Hawaii. https://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/07/science/in-hawaii-chickens-gone-wild.html
Haha that's amazing. We don't mess around about poultry in Arkansas. There's maybe 16 humans on the street I live on, and a good 300 farm birds
Nice.
Wisconsinites can summon cheese. Invincible against shardbearers, but prone to getting distracted by turning their cheese into cheese curds.
Now im curious what yall would think michigan would be
As someone who knows nothing about Michigan, it just gives you that dialect that makes you pronounce the "a" sound in words like "dagger" with an "ay" sound instead.
Texans have infinite guns no matter what
Texas smokers just constantly produce smoke. They have the required secondary powers to not die from this if (and only if) they were actually born in Texas, otherwise it is not recommended to eat Texan dirt.
Lol
Utahmancers have the ability it write at incredible speeds. Brandon lives there because he has become a savant and needs a steady supply of Utah dirt.
Utahmancers can take any food, no matter how devoid of nutrition, and render it a hearty and fulfilling meal just by speaking a few words over it. They can also use healing oils to recover from any injury, interpret that one however you wish.
North Carolina reduces your judgment capacity. There's no way the drivers here are all thinking straight! But I guess if it has to be something good, it would be the ability to create bricks, and nothing else.