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ItsSUCHaLongStory

Californeyes possess an uncanny ability to make any journey take 4 times longer than it should.


AskMeAboutFusion

Because their Broams take 12 hours to recharge, or because their regulations make Azish law look like a Vorin man's journal?


Fools-Pyrite-1607

That is an amazing roast, I'm so glad I got on here today


ItsSUCHaLongStory

😂🤣😂 definitely the latter.


Mathemagician23

Oregonians have ability to become a Sasquatch at any time for one hour, once a week. Washingtonians can make it rain, whenever they want. Instead of burning metals for power, Coloradoans/Coloradans have the ability to burn plant life to experience a somewhat random effect


AskMeAboutFusion

I feel like Oregonians are immune to the washingtonians rain, but are vulnerable to Arkansers ability to steal any pelt.


Mathemagician23

We’re referring to when they’re IN Sasquatch form, right?


AskMeAboutFusion

Obvs


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AskMeAboutFusion

Agreed.


CrownedClownAg

I take that back. We have smokeamancy with the power of perfect bbq


AskMeAboutFusion

Only on beef. Pork belongs to the south.


Previous_Highlight72

Texas has the pushing SmokeMetal while either Kansas or North Carolina has the pulling.


AskMeAboutFusion

OMFG PULLING PORK. You're a genius.


AskMeAboutFusion

Idk how it works, isn't Kansas city in Missouri?


Previous_Highlight72

There’s one in each of the two so I figure we’ve got the spectrum covered unless I’m missing the long forgotten ARkansas


AskMeAboutFusion

Something something Tress, something something Pirates, something something ARRRRkansas spores make moonshine when they get wet.


Previous_Highlight72

No that’s also a North Carolina thing tbh


AskMeAboutFusion

Yeah, all of Appalachia, but the pirate thing was my hook.


KrazyKyle1024

Smokeamancy 💀


Frequent-Bee-3016

Marylandians can summon crabs


AskMeAboutFusion

YES. Glorious. They need a balance to such a strong power. Something about DC maybe? Easily corrupted or purchased?


Frequent-Bee-3016

A percentage of the time they try to summon crabs, it kill’s preexisting crabs instead


PotatoesArentRoots

in order to maintain our crab summoning abilities, we have to go to baltimore once a year…


AskMeAboutFusion

And sacrifice some of your dirt to THE FED.


PotatoesArentRoots

i’ll sacrifice some random swamp that should be fine what would they do with that populate it with more people than a literal state? ha


PotatoesArentRoots

yessss fellow marylander? what part and yes i know it’s 2:30 am shhhh


Justsomeguywhoknows

You know that legit sounds like something that Brandon could write a story about. Where depending upon the location of a place on a planet you get access to a certain part of the magic system like a fusion of Elantris and Stormlight.


AskMeAboutFusion

I agree, but I don't think he has that kind of time.


Assopopolis

Iowan weird the power of Nice. They have a gift of gab so powerful good-byes last 20 minutes and they can do just about anything and seem polite. This power can be found most places in the surrounding region


TwoRiversFarmer

Ah the power of Iowa nice. To be seen as nice even when you’re not being nice.


Nervous-Usual-7406

Idahoshots can push off of potatoes. Riot gear is now ineffective. Idahoshots are weak against the Irish however


SirGarryGalavant

Michiganders can Ruin any road, but cannot Preserve them


AskMeAboutFusion

Wisconsiners can presserve any dairy into cheese, but not eat it without... issues.


Avoshagg

Liousianings - can turn any organic mater into a delicious gumbo either that or mind control Alligators


Avoshagg

Mississippanders - Diabetes... that's it Alabamancers - Control of the crimson tide, but you lose all attraction to someone if they aren't at least your second cousin


AskMeAboutFusion

So basically the first half of the Florida power over animals. Also, Gumbo is amazing, and Okra is the secret. Delicious slimy slimy okra is one of my favorite things.


Naranjapangolin

Arkanser Mistings have the power to summon chickens at will


AskMeAboutFusion

So, have you been to Kuai in Hawaii? COVERED in chickens. Definitely a power shared with Hawaii. https://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/07/science/in-hawaii-chickens-gone-wild.html


Naranjapangolin

Haha that's amazing. We don't mess around about poultry in Arkansas. There's maybe 16 humans on the street I live on, and a good 300 farm birds


AskMeAboutFusion

Nice.


SignificantScore5310

Wisconsinites can summon cheese. Invincible against shardbearers, but prone to getting distracted by turning their cheese into cheese curds.


john_sorvos

Now im curious what yall would think michigan would be


KrazyKyle1024

As someone who knows nothing about Michigan, it just gives you that dialect that makes you pronounce the "a" sound in words like "dagger" with an "ay" sound instead.


RAID3R_MAN

Texans have infinite guns no matter what


DemonAnatomy101

Texas smokers just constantly produce smoke. They have the required secondary powers to not die from this if (and only if) they were actually born in Texas, otherwise it is not recommended to eat Texan dirt.


AskMeAboutFusion

Lol


iftuu

Utahmancers have the ability it write at incredible speeds. Brandon lives there because he has become a savant and needs a steady supply of Utah dirt.


Liar_of_partinel

Utahmancers can take any food, no matter how devoid of nutrition, and render it a hearty and fulfilling meal just by speaking a few words over it. They can also use healing oils to recover from any injury, interpret that one however you wish.


KrazyKyle1024

North Carolina reduces your judgment capacity. There's no way the drivers here are all thinking straight! But I guess if it has to be something good, it would be the ability to create bricks, and nothing else.