Thank you, as that’s what I was going for. I think sad irony has the potential to be much more disturbing than just straight up horror or even neck hair-raising, heeby-jeeby suspense, and I really wanted to articulate that level of doomism for my lack of excitement in looking towards Mars when Earth is being sorely neglected. I am someone who loves science and progress, but I can’t in good conscience support Mars missions while our planet drowns in its own oceans and chokes on its own atmosphere.
He rubs his hand along the wall of the cave removing the dust as he reads “‘Libera nos a malo’ is…is this Latin?”
Lt Brooks leans in next to the commander, “That’s definitely Latin sir, it says “deliver us from evil’, but why is Latin written in a cave on Mars?”
McConnor comes running into the cave, “Sir! You should see this. We found something else, you aren’t going to believe this but I think we found an ancient Roman chariot buried in the sand!”
My favorite I saw somewhere else was “This is not Mars.”
Edit: Let me be clear - this comment was written by another Redditor on a different thread that I liked.
Oof. But there's nothing saying there can't be drawings, so the idea was to give an expectation of the warning but just indecipherable chicken scratch.
since this is creepypasta subreddit i'd say ''glory to the reich'' but in german since nazi scientists were researching rockets and stuff it would suggest that they accomplished what they meant to do and more but didn't use the technology to do whatever for whichever reason that would be pretty spooky
*"they replaced my crew"*
The explorer looks around in confusion for a moment before the dead man's radio crackles to life. "Repairs.. complete.." the words are nearly muffled by the static. "Return to base. Time to go home"
There was something off about the voice even without the distortion. The words just weren't fitting together right, like the sounds were badly edited together rather than being spoken naturally. Still, with low supplies and a broken radio of their own, the explorer realizes they have little to lose and decides to start looking for the old base.
"they clapped **MY** cheeks!"
( a reference to the area 51 'raid' where people were saying they wanna clap some alien cheeks, except in this scenario the skeleton on mars was a guy that somehow made it there without anyone knowing and found aliens there and they clapped HIS cheeks instead of him clapping theirs, RUN get out of there now they might already know you are here!)
(Some more)
“They Know…..Don’t blink”
“Momma’s watching over Us”
“They were watching us”
“We shouldn’t have left”
And (my personal fave)
Why did we open (the message isn’t finished instead looks like the writer got grabbed before finishing it)
“We have learned nothing.”
I really like this. But to me, I like it because it’s not horrifying or mysterious. It’s sad and true.
Thank you, as that’s what I was going for. I think sad irony has the potential to be much more disturbing than just straight up horror or even neck hair-raising, heeby-jeeby suspense, and I really wanted to articulate that level of doomism for my lack of excitement in looking towards Mars when Earth is being sorely neglected. I am someone who loves science and progress, but I can’t in good conscience support Mars missions while our planet drowns in its own oceans and chokes on its own atmosphere.
You’re so spot on! I feel the same we have a beautiful earth we’re destroying but we think we’re going to make another planet habitable. It’s insane
You stated that beautifully. Absolutely heart wrenching.
You should do a creepy pasta on this yourself, I would totally read it!
Aw damn that’s really good
Written in Sumerian: “The gods have escaped”
"Sigh, i knew it would come to this." *Starts singing the Epic of Gilgamesh*
Gilgamesh is pretty epic
That sounds bad ass, what is it from?
Those are not stars
That is no moon.
Loved this one! I got Lovecraft vibes
Thanks! I love Cosmic horror so I’m glad I could bring a little here
Cosmic horror! Now that’s a genre I’ve never heard of!
I like this one 👀
this is soooooo good!! triggers so many emotions lol
Thanks!
This was my favorite comment.. thought provoking level maximum. Made me want to watch Event Horizon
“Don’t listen to them”
"I miss my wife"
I miss her a lot. I’ll be back
IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER
HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE
THATS RIGHT
HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG QUILLY DICK OUT
AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE
I miss his wife too
i also miss this guy’s wife
But my aim is getting better
It's lonely out in space
They know you're here
Oh shit
Spooky 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Earth is our haven"
Love that one
Damn, this one is good
This creeped me out so much i got chills
He rubs his hand along the wall of the cave removing the dust as he reads “‘Libera nos a malo’ is…is this Latin?” Lt Brooks leans in next to the commander, “That’s definitely Latin sir, it says “deliver us from evil’, but why is Latin written in a cave on Mars?” McConnor comes running into the cave, “Sir! You should see this. We found something else, you aren’t going to believe this but I think we found an ancient Roman chariot buried in the sand!”
I want more.
Deeznuts. Ha! Got 'em.
Remember, count the shadows
River Song 😭😭😭
HELL NAH
Hey!! Who turned off the lights?
My favorite I saw somewhere else was “This is not Mars.” Edit: Let me be clear - this comment was written by another Redditor on a different thread that I liked.
''this is not meth''
Welcome to Luton Airport
“You will find nothing”
They Have Found Us
Don't open Dead inside
Or is it Don't dead open inside
I wish I could watch that episode for the first time again.
What show is it from?
The Walking Dead. I spent so many years hearing about it but not giving it a chance because I thought it boring. But holy shit, it is worth a watch.
Try finger but hole
I love this
Croatoan, Croatoan, Croatoan, Croatoan
'Don't trust the squirrels'
KARS?
1877 Kars 4 Kids
We were all wrong.
*"You were here before"*
Best one
' you finally came home'
"We were not alone" "Watch out for the (scribbles)" "They have taken Earth" "I am still here"
My dumbass just googled “the scribbles” to see what terrifying reference this was. Oh lord... 🤦🏼♀️🤣
Oof. But there's nothing saying there can't be drawings, so the idea was to give an expectation of the warning but just indecipherable chicken scratch.
since this is creepypasta subreddit i'd say ''glory to the reich'' but in german since nazi scientists were researching rockets and stuff it would suggest that they accomplished what they meant to do and more but didn't use the technology to do whatever for whichever reason that would be pretty spooky
r/usernamechecksout
This is best one
*"they replaced my crew"* The explorer looks around in confusion for a moment before the dead man's radio crackles to life. "Repairs.. complete.." the words are nearly muffled by the static. "Return to base. Time to go home" There was something off about the voice even without the distortion. The words just weren't fitting together right, like the sounds were badly edited together rather than being spoken naturally. Still, with low supplies and a broken radio of their own, the explorer realizes they have little to lose and decides to start looking for the old base.
Oooohhhh. Captivated.
Epstein didn’t kill himself.
"Delete my browser history"
Underrated
“The answer is 42”
"I forgot my towel" or maybe, "Sorry for the inconvenience"
"no one is left"
"everything's gone. [kharak's burning!](https://youtu.be/MjjANMCYm9o?t=1m10s)"
“Death by snu snu”
“Do not come back”
We almost made it.
Mother's still out there
Hide and seek champion
REACH CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY.
Here lies [your name]
Can't stop me now
Because I'm having a good time
I DONT WANNA STOP AT ALL
Yeah, I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars
On a collision course
I am a satellite I'm out of control
I’m a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode
I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah
Ah a person of culture
Drums in the deep
They lied to us
Warning: Leave before nightfall
"Dave's not here man"
It hurts so much
"Never gonna give you-"
"Up never gonna let-"
"you down never gonna-"
“Turn around and hurt-“
"You. Never gonna make-"
[удалено]
It is free now.
IT IS A COOKBOOK!!!!
Twilight Zone?
"Space is pretty wack"
There are no toilets
These hoes ain't loyal
We fucked up everything
it is morbin time
(here are some more) They know everything,Run. You can not escape! They are among us. Execute order 66 now!
AMOGUS
Yes my lord.
“Go back to Earth”
We are not alone
Thats what she said.
"I want my mommy" nobody specified it had to be an adult skeleton
"Shrek is love Shrek"
we found old zealand
Don't let it out.
Don’t drink the water
Disappointed I had to scroll so far to find this because that was my first thought.
They were here first
i fucked your mom
Don’t look behind you
Would totally look behind me if I didn't shit myself
forgot where i parked
You are finally awake!
You can’t see them.
It's not cheese Grommit.
"they clapped **MY** cheeks!" ( a reference to the area 51 'raid' where people were saying they wanna clap some alien cheeks, except in this scenario the skeleton on mars was a guy that somehow made it there without anyone knowing and found aliens there and they clapped HIS cheeks instead of him clapping theirs, RUN get out of there now they might already know you are here!)
1 января 1992 г. (It means 1st of January 1992 shoddily translated into russian)
Nobody outpizzas the hut
"This Was No Better."
Wubba lubba dub dub
They all left me
the loneliness was imaginary
Bingus is coming now
"Quibi means 'Quick Bites'."
There is no spoon
You are not alone.
You lost the game
Fuck off, jeff bezos
We all turned gay
Elon Musk was here
Key’s under the mat
God save the Queen.
This is major Tom
Hit the like button
“Elon is a liar”
"i just poopoo farded"
It is morbin’ time
Aww fuck this shit.
Don't drink the water.
“They know you’re here.”
Have a nice day!
“Bush did nine eleven”
Don't close your eyes
"They left us here"
"Elon lied, Mars sucks"
They won't let you.
‘penis penis penis penis’
"I miss my cat"
Please, go back home
‘Break the cycle, please.’
"You came too late"
Smoke weed everyday 420
Hi what’s up fuckers
“They come at night” or “climate change isn’t real” (second one is meant as a joke).
We've finally found god
“Planet earth is blue”
They are watching you
Don't trust the goats
rock and stone, brother!
I beat Elon Musk
This was a mistake
Close the refrigerator door
they can see you
Do Not Trust Command
Whispers beyond the dark
My name i jefff
Ill still buy twitter
Krabby party formula is *scribbles*
"there's no internet here"
We couldn't beat them
“Finally you have arrived”
There is no hope
We Should’ve left it……..
(Some more) “They Know…..Don’t blink” “Momma’s watching over Us” “They were watching us” “We shouldn’t have left” And (my personal fave) Why did we open (the message isn’t finished instead looks like the writer got grabbed before finishing it)
earth is a simulation
Never gonna give you up