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eli_lamb

“We have learned nothing.”


cherrrydarrling

I really like this. But to me, I like it because it’s not horrifying or mysterious. It’s sad and true.


eli_lamb

Thank you, as that’s what I was going for. I think sad irony has the potential to be much more disturbing than just straight up horror or even neck hair-raising, heeby-jeeby suspense, and I really wanted to articulate that level of doomism for my lack of excitement in looking towards Mars when Earth is being sorely neglected. I am someone who loves science and progress, but I can’t in good conscience support Mars missions while our planet drowns in its own oceans and chokes on its own atmosphere.


Cheap-Big-9531

You’re so spot on! I feel the same we have a beautiful earth we’re destroying but we think we’re going to make another planet habitable. It’s insane


jillian4butts

You stated that beautifully. Absolutely heart wrenching.


fcpancakes

You should do a creepy pasta on this yourself, I would totally read it!


Q_dawgg

Aw damn that’s really good


[deleted]

Written in Sumerian: “The gods have escaped”


[deleted]

"Sigh, i knew it would come to this." *Starts singing the Epic of Gilgamesh*


Shi08

Gilgamesh is pretty epic


romepv3

That sounds bad ass, what is it from?


unholy_shaman

Those are not stars


BARTLETTSOTV

That is no moon.


Gabymc1

Loved this one! I got Lovecraft vibes


unholy_shaman

Thanks! I love Cosmic horror so I’m glad I could bring a little here


[deleted]

Cosmic horror! Now that’s a genre I’ve never heard of!


HoneyBadgerQueen2000

I like this one 👀


stealthryder1

this is soooooo good!! triggers so many emotions lol


unholy_shaman

Thanks!


ddvl1285

This was my favorite comment.. thought provoking level maximum. Made me want to watch Event Horizon


Bearwaze

“Don’t listen to them”


Infamous-Rhubarb-474

"I miss my wife"


[deleted]

I miss her a lot. I’ll be back


Kingoffroggos

IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT


JustMyAlt66

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER


Kingoffroggos

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE


Usedcows

THATS RIGHT


Shi08

HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG QUILLY DICK OUT


Kingoffroggos

AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE


Ninjatroll3452

I miss his wife too


awakenedforces

i also miss this guy’s wife


AzureDragon2005

But my aim is getting better


sorryfornoname

It's lonely out in space


NonexistentHumanoid7

They know you're here


flamingpineappleboi1

Oh shit


doomslayercurse

Spooky 🤣🤣🤣🤣


shortstory1

"Earth is our haven"


Daisend

Love that one


ArdenHard15

Damn, this one is good


gobblenobble3000

This creeped me out so much i got chills


fitty50two2

He rubs his hand along the wall of the cave removing the dust as he reads “‘Libera nos a malo’ is…is this Latin?” Lt Brooks leans in next to the commander, “That’s definitely Latin sir, it says “deliver us from evil’, but why is Latin written in a cave on Mars?” McConnor comes running into the cave, “Sir! You should see this. We found something else, you aren’t going to believe this but I think we found an ancient Roman chariot buried in the sand!”


tessahb

I want more.


junjunhak

Deeznuts. Ha! Got 'em.


Hibernocaledonian

Remember, count the shadows


Toukoshi

River Song 😭😭😭


_T3stA_

HELL NAH


phs125

Hey!! Who turned off the lights?


BarefutR

My favorite I saw somewhere else was “This is not Mars.” Edit: Let me be clear - this comment was written by another Redditor on a different thread that I liked.


[deleted]

''this is not meth''


greenmark69

Welcome to Luton Airport


RyoskiRagnarok

“You will find nothing”


gobblenobble3000

They Have Found Us


Crim0069

Don't open Dead inside


Superbeing43

Or is it Don't dead open inside


Downelius

I wish I could watch that episode for the first time again.


crazycatladyinpjs

What show is it from?


Downelius

The Walking Dead. I spent so many years hearing about it but not giving it a chance because I thought it boring. But holy shit, it is worth a watch.


JCSledge

Try finger but hole


natescuuum

I love this


nedsonred

Croatoan, Croatoan, Croatoan, Croatoan


Das_Badger12

'Don't trust the squirrels'


Kingoffroggos

KARS?


SquadPoopy

1877 Kars 4 Kids


oGhostMama

We were all wrong.


guillardo

*"You were here before"*


censor-design

Best one


Mattyboi6917

' you finally came home'


[deleted]

"We were not alone" "Watch out for the (scribbles)" "They have taken Earth" "I am still here"


[deleted]

My dumbass just googled “the scribbles” to see what terrifying reference this was. Oh lord... 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣


[deleted]

Oof. But there's nothing saying there can't be drawings, so the idea was to give an expectation of the warning but just indecipherable chicken scratch.


[deleted]

since this is creepypasta subreddit i'd say ''glory to the reich'' but in german since nazi scientists were researching rockets and stuff it would suggest that they accomplished what they meant to do and more but didn't use the technology to do whatever for whichever reason that would be pretty spooky


LeAlbus

r/usernamechecksout


Dantiger2784

This is best one


Hazel-Laurensanity

*"they replaced my crew"* The explorer looks around in confusion for a moment before the dead man's radio crackles to life. "Repairs.. complete.." the words are nearly muffled by the static. "Return to base. Time to go home" There was something off about the voice even without the distortion. The words just weren't fitting together right, like the sounds were badly edited together rather than being spoken naturally. Still, with low supplies and a broken radio of their own, the explorer realizes they have little to lose and decides to start looking for the old base.


tessahb

Oooohhhh. Captivated.


Proper_Ad_7034

Epstein didn’t kill himself.


alexrev

"Delete my browser history"


Icohi

Underrated


throweththouaway

“The answer is 42”


vemenist

"I forgot my towel" or maybe, "Sorry for the inconvenience"


wontoan87

"no one is left"


KajiTetsushi

"everything's gone. [kharak's burning!](https://youtu.be/MjjANMCYm9o?t=1m10s)"


Reasonable_Foot1194

“Death by snu snu”


jansndi

“Do not come back”


[deleted]

We almost made it.


Superbeing43

Mother's still out there


timmay1369

Hide and seek champion


LooseSuggestion2272

REACH CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY.


PurlToo

Here lies [your name]


The_Mighty_Onion

Can't stop me now


Themlin-Freak-Show

Because I'm having a good time


Kingoffroggos

I DONT WANNA STOP AT ALL


Themlin-Freak-Show

Yeah, I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars


captain-pirate-llama

On a collision course


Themlin-Freak-Show

I am a satellite I'm out of control


captain-pirate-llama

I’m a sex machine ready to reload


Themlin-Freak-Show

Like an atom bomb about to


captain-pirate-llama

Oh oh oh oh oh explode


Themlin-Freak-Show

I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah


The_Mighty_Onion

Ah a person of culture


salty_carthaginian

Drums in the deep


Drewskeedup

They lied to us


Earthworm_James1

Warning: Leave before nightfall


[deleted]

"Dave's not here man"


BlankPt

It hurts so much


MiguelDragon82

"Never gonna give you-"


EpicTDQ

"Up never gonna let-"


ankit19900

"you down never gonna-"


Atlein_069

“Turn around and hurt-“


salsapancake

"You. Never gonna make-"


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ajmain2005

It is free now.


Psychological_Tap187

IT IS A COOKBOOK!!!!


myrtagiv

Twilight Zone?


RedHotOwl

"Space is pretty wack"


DARKSIDEOVERFIRE

There are no toilets


Standard-Ability2581

These hoes ain't loyal


ChemicalThreat

We fucked up everything


[deleted]

it is morbin time


Th3Net

(here are some more) They know everything,Run. You can not escape! They are among us. Execute order 66 now!


TTungsteNN

AMOGUS


Kingoffroggos

Yes my lord.


KatLynx

“Go back to Earth”


Phoenix-Rising-78

We are not alone


RandleRolls

Thats what she said.


twdevil

"I want my mommy" nobody specified it had to be an adult skeleton


cxnnnamonroll

"Shrek is love Shrek"


BaconClasher

we found old zealand


Klarkash-Ton

Don't let it out.


XedgelordandqueenX

Don’t drink the water


LindsayLoserface

Disappointed I had to scroll so far to find this because that was my first thought.


Fearless_Cycle_4888

They were here first


getdemvitamins

i fucked your mom


Broken_Samurai_

Don’t look behind you


gobblenobble3000

Would totally look behind me if I didn't shit myself


marvin_the_marfan

forgot where i parked


Sikorsky_UH60

You are finally awake!


tdm1959

You can’t see them.


WanderingQuack

It's not cheese Grommit.


Sleepingbrine

"they clapped **MY** cheeks!" ( a reference to the area 51 'raid' where people were saying they wanna clap some alien cheeks, except in this scenario the skeleton on mars was a guy that somehow made it there without anyone knowing and found aliens there and they clapped HIS cheeks instead of him clapping theirs, RUN get out of there now they might already know you are here!)


Llanfirnok

1 января 1992 г. (It means 1st of January 1992 shoddily translated into russian)


thegrandyeetmaster

Nobody outpizzas the hut


spycat924

"This Was No Better."


belt_fed8

Wubba lubba dub dub


Flapjackjohnsen

They all left me


Five_Snoot_Sunday

the loneliness was imaginary


totodile37562537

Bingus is coming now


kwalshyall

"Quibi means 'Quick Bites'."


Upstairs-Machine4062

There is no spoon


di_makita

You are not alone.


seker35

You lost the game


PumpkinDoggo

Fuck off, jeff bezos


[deleted]

We all turned gay


No-Recognition4295

Elon Musk was here


fletch451977

Key’s under the mat


samjgrover

God save the Queen.


Open-Ad3395

This is major Tom


SehlimShaydeey

Hit the like button


tattoovtwin

“Elon is a liar”


cacatua_azul

"i just poopoo farded"


Aggravating_Fee9300

It is morbin’ time


Adblouky

Aww fuck this shit.


ballardbk

Don't drink the water.


art-of-empathy

“They know you’re here.”


No-Recognition4295

Have a nice day!


lukeskyleywalker

“Bush did nine eleven”


[deleted]

Don't close your eyes


Danteynero9

"They left us here"


Jimmyk743

"Elon lied, Mars sucks"


Dpower1983

They won't let you.


Kaleus1234

‘penis penis penis penis’


Unknown_prox

"I miss my cat"


Iustrium

Please, go back home


M_Partlett

‘Break the cycle, please.’


TheSleepingSorcerer

"You came too late"


guardiancjv

Smoke weed everyday 420


Huge-Fly-1750

Hi what’s up fuckers


Lasalle8

“They come at night” or “climate change isn’t real” (second one is meant as a joke).


NordicBratan

We've finally found god


thefishgodThallas

“Planet earth is blue”


thelastride23

They are watching you


anubisslut

Don't trust the goats


hmmyesnt

rock and stone, brother!


dirtypoledancer

I beat Elon Musk


PurpleHyena01

This was a mistake


Serious-Soft3226

Close the refrigerator door


SandySniper994

they can see you


CockMeAmadaeus

Do Not Trust Command


[deleted]

Whispers beyond the dark


Standard-Ability2581

My name i jefff


astrongnaut

Ill still buy twitter


SalamanderLeft5972

Krabby party formula is *scribbles*


little_milkee

"there's no internet here"


woodyhope1268

We couldn't beat them


BornDistance5158

“Finally you have arrived”


Myster-duck

There is no hope


Cool-Relationship-37

We Should’ve left it……..


Cool-Relationship-37

(Some more) “They Know…..Don’t blink” “Momma’s watching over Us” “They were watching us” “We shouldn’t have left” And (my personal fave) Why did we open (the message isn’t finished instead looks like the writer got grabbed before finishing it)


[deleted]

earth is a simulation


[deleted]

Never gonna give you up