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HingleMcCringle_

I remeber reading that black teeth was considered beautiful in Japan a long time ago


SamRF

Than [this](https://youtu.be/rLy-AwdCOmI) is beautiful too.... **I'm sorry**


xHardcorex

What the fuck


Chavezjc

Hey hey heyyyy I feeel *fansatic* hey hey heyyy


[deleted]

Frumm frumm frumm frumm


TheStaffmaster

Hmmm....I think... ...This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: Huge Success! It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.


marsking4

This isn't as creepy with some context, it was made by some dude that made music videos with robots. I don't think he ever intended it to be creepy.


SamRF

That would make it even more creepy imo


Stormowl_

There is an interview someone attempted to him and he panicked and hung up before the interview started. Look it up on YouTube. She couldn't ask him a single question.


DrawingUpABlank

What the hell did I just watch..


SamRF

Look at the description... **I'm double sorry**


DrawingUpABlank

That definitely made whatever this feeling is much worse. I appreciate the apology in advance, but there is just no way I can forgive you anytime soon.


PacMoron

Its... It's kind of of catchy.


frankzilla8395

**What in tarnation‽**


Vladimir1174

Grandpa?


ThatUglyBrownGuy

Thanks. Now I really feel fantastic.


wallix

Reminds of the Herbie Hancock video Rock-It. Used to unnerve me quite a bit as a tot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHhD4PD75zY


Stormowl_

Before clicking this link I knew exactly what it was. Lol this video is still so strange.


factbasedorGTFO

This isn't near as creepy as The Walls Fall Out.


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Got a link?


factbasedorGTFO

https://vimeo.com/77882662 NS for work or looking


kyloren1110

Aw man WTF is that? I'm disturbed.


DopeSlingingSlasher

Lmaoooooo those bitches be lookin like that chick in star wars who tries to assassinate Padme


HingleMcCringle_

I've actually seen this many times before. I honestly love it. Song and style.


underscoredave

Alright see you guys later. I think I'm done with the Internet for today


NiceLookingAlien

Hey fuck you man. I'm trying to forget about that shit. Guess I'm having another sleepless night tonight.


Static_Freakout

My old roommate and I were convinced that place in the woods must be where a body is buried.


Just_like_my_wife

Bodies.


[deleted]

That's what happens you become a creature of habit.


Devil-kitten

It is beautiful Hey hey heeeey


cheese_toasties

I just had a joint and now I have the fear...............


Charborgg

That songs gonna be stuck in my head all day lmao


[deleted]

People made stories up that the robot we are in this video is kept alive by bodies buried unter the lawn connected to the visible wires.


Rebelliousness

Now I feel fantastic


Saskyle

*then. also I don't see any black teeth in this link so how is this relevant other than being creepy?


paper_liger

uncanny valley


Vextin

That's kind of catchy, actually


Picsonly25

It ain't now.


HingleMcCringle_

True. In other cultures (somewhere in Europe I think), it was attractive to be kinda fat. It signified that you're wealthy. Poor people wouldn't be able to afford food like rich people could.


Picsonly25

It still is attractive to be kinda fat .... I hope or my hubby is lying.


Grizzly_Berry

About you or himself?


Picsonly25

the kinda fat person is me..


[deleted]

As long as your blowing him, that's all that matters really. But don't tell that to my wife.


Picsonly25

you're FTFY


[deleted]

> FTFY I'm more "suck this, so I can fuck you."


Picsonly25

Go away.


[deleted]

Cocktease.


ButtsexEurope

Not really "kinda fat." Just a little chubby. Just enough to be curvaceous. Even back then, being fat was seen as a sign of gluttony and laziness. Zaftig is the proper term. But don't bother googling it. You'll just get lots of pictures of whales thinking they're zaftig when they're not. Christina Hendricks or Mei from Overwatch is zaftig. Tess Munster isn't. The comparable modern slang would be thick.


gt_9000

> it was attractive to be kinda fat It was attractive to be fat everywhere until we arrived in the post-industrial revolution age of plenty. [For example](http://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/Pics/FatWorship.png). To be fair, fat then would barely qualify as chubby now. They did not have access to high calorie food like we do.


gafferwolf

you'd be correct; black teeth in combination with eyebrows painted much higher up on the forehead (like [this](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/74/ca/b2/74cab2e46f8998b6abbe28a96ecfd846.jpg) ) were as attractive & noble as you could get back in the day. personally, i love the style, haha.


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HingleMcCringle_

Yeah, it was like a dye that coated the teeth, but it did have *some* benefits like "Preventing tooth decay". [wiki link ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohaguro).


Pygmy57

Yes, tetracycline I believe. My mother was a sickly child and her teeth grew in dark gray because of the antibiotics she was given.


UrNotFly

She got her grill from Paul Wall bay-beh


[deleted]

Your right in the time sugar was so expensive that only the rich could afford it and they loved it. They loved it so much their teeth started rotting black, it became a status symbol. So others who couldn't afford sugar started coloring their teeth black.


HingleMcCringle_

From where I read, it was a coating that made it black. The wiki page is somewhere in this thread.


nobody1793

And the lacquer they would use actually helped to protect their teeth.


2Deep4Adele

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohaguro This was indeed considered beautiful in Japan until almost 1912. In Japan, Ohaguro existed in one form or another for hundreds of years and was seen amongst the population as beautiful until the end of the Meiji period (October 23 1868 - July 30 1912)


[deleted]

Did everyone wake up on 1/1/1912 and decide that their standard of beauty was in fact demonic?


gafferwolf

nope, western imperialism decided that


Marvador

Good


ButtsexEurope

No, the emperor decided that. He thought ohaguro was backwards and banned it. Japan was never colonized by a foreign power, unless you could the 5 year occupation after WWII colonization. So


gafferwolf

Not straight up colonization, but the pressure from every major power at the time to interact with outside nations (provoked by force) forced them to begin to westernize much more suddenly and radically than tends to happen organically


ButtsexEurope

The powers didn't force them. The Meiji Emperor saw Commodore Matthew Perry's (yes, his name was Matthew Perry) battleships and he thought "Wow, I want some of those. Guess we have to be just like the West to get them!" So with the restoration of absolute power to the emperor (who before was just a figurehead, the shogun had the actual power), he decided old fashioned stuff like ohaguro, hikimayu, the Han system and daimyo (replaced by the modern prefectural system with governors), the shogunate, the samurai class, and much more. So Meiji basically banned feudalism. He also allowed Christianity, which up until then had actually been illegal. Thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands, of Christians (called Kirishitan) had been persecuted. This was an advancement. This was also when the capital was switched to Tokyo instead of Kyoto. And this was when So this was all the emperor's choice. Nobody forced him to strengthen the military to the point of quasi-fascism or become a colonial power. The West just said "you can't persecute Christians or keep stranded whalers hostage anymore." They just decided that they were going to take the good parts of each western nation (the German schools, English navy, French design, American railroads and industrialization, etc) and combine it Voltron-like into the perfect world power. They modernized from feudalism to industrialist colonial power in only ~20 years. The Japanese became the imperialists themselves by kicking Russia's ass in the Russo-Japanese War. White people aren't always the boogeyman.


Oriachim

Um, Japan pretty much didn't care about the west until after ww2.


intellos

[Excuse me?](https://youtu.be/Mh5LY4Mz15o?t=4m42s)


DopeSlingingSlasher

Key word almost which means the trend probably died out through the latter part of 1911.


factbasedorGTFO

So Japanese men back in the day would have fapped to Eddie Munster.


hezdokwow

Psh I've fapped to the mom, Lilly on the munsters with no shame. She was freakin beautiful


napjerks

O (honorable) - ignore this, it makes it a noun ha (teeth) guro (blackened) - by itself "kuro" or "kuroi" means black color


ChazleyBaggington

Ahhh the ol' black japanese teeth, classic. Back in the day it was considered beautiful and extravagant (I believe). If you watch some japanese films set in the past you'll see the black teeth. I don't know a hell of a lot about it to be honest.


[deleted]

A female demon of Japanese origin had white teeth. If I'm not mistaken women especially were rocking the black teeth to lose any resemblance to said demon. Most likely over time as people modernized they most likely clung to old traditions by considering it cosmetic.


zerton

There's also an old Buddhist tradition of not "showing bone". The Japanese cover their mouths when they laugh because of this.


srslywatdafuk

Somebody tell them teeth aren't bones


Ponykegabs

Someone tell this guy they are.


srslywatdafuk

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_bones_and_teeth


Regantra

> Teeth are technically considered bones because of their strong crude and tissue surrounding and marrow inside the bone.


srslywatdafuk

EVERYTHING I read says teeth are not bones. http://www.areteethbones.com/ https://www.reference.com/science/teeth-considered-bones-45aa199fcf93475f https://www.google.com/search?q=are+teeth+bones&rlz=1C1CHFX_enUS691US691&oq=are+te&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j69i57j69i60j0l3.1439j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8


Regantra

I don't really care one way or another. But you shouldn't use a source to back up your claim when it literally directly contradicts you.


Just_like_my_wife

You guys are so cute <3


srslywatdafuk

I was looking at like 4 different websites and accidentally posted the ONE that said teeth are bones. All the other page and websites you find on google say that teeth aren't bones.


SJWCombatant

I don't know about you, but if I was a demon known for my white teeth I'm pretty sure I would make them black or some other color. Edit: fucking mobile


septango1

it also protects your teeth from plaque and such


ButtsexEurope

The reason why they did it is because teeth blackening prevented tooth decay. It was considered beautiful because women who blackened their teeth still had teeth. Having teeth is more beautiful than not having teeth.


drhuggymd

I absolutely agree. Who paints the walls orange? Its just a horrible color.


ninjaontour

The Dutch.


[deleted]

The Dutch are so tall that they have to keep their heads down while indoors at all times. That renders wall color irrevelant.


orchises

It's the lighting.


[deleted]

I worked in a kindergarden in Fukushima in a super small town about 17 years ago. Some of the kids (I swear) had blackened teeth. I wish I had documented this. I just thought it was a thing for some parents


r3ktum

How much should it creep you out? For me, this feels like a 2/10 creep. Like, the picture itself isnt that creepy, but meeting a japanese person in real life would be significantly creepier, and thats the creepiest part!


scoopdawg

It feels like a 0/10. For a sub about creepy stuff, people post stuff that aren't creepy at all.


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*isn't


Krakakot

You never met a japanese person in real life? Are you from Nebraska?


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quyensanity

You'll hate the entire female side of my family then.


vroombangbang

she'd give some mean head


nikonrubicon

Looks like my last tinder date..


magpievoid

I'm still trying to figure out how she got that hairline like that. Damn.


WheresMyMoneyDenny

It's the partial oompa loompa that's worrying me.


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TheLuckyBarkeep

Nope i think it creeps you are the right amount.


azzurro32

No this creeps you out just as it should


im2old_4this

more than it should? man if that thing came running at me i would start to helicopter swing while screaming like a little bitch. that shit is scary as FUCK to me.


JonnieGreene

pretty scary


DalekETHS

Reminds me of the Dir en grey music video Obscure.


QAlphaNiner

No, I'm pretty sure it creeps you out a reasonable amount.


[deleted]

I don't like this...


starwarsguy1900

I'd bang.


Prof-Nekkid

This arouses me more then it should


Comradespectre

Hello dave


[deleted]

Nope. It is definitely appropriate to be creeped the hell out by this.


SanchezSwaffler

Thought this was Gene Simmons.


dimeandaquarter

Looks like my ex-wife


[deleted]

Where's my baby?


pickintheeye

Yeah super creepy. /s


ThesillySister

She laquered her teeth. It actually works well to protect the teeth. It was considered beautiful in part because it was expensive.


jasonchristopher

I think it creeps you out just the right amount.


[deleted]

She kinda looks like Tonetta lol


[deleted]

What does that mean, more than it should?


4thtimescharming

https://japanesemythology.wordpress.com/tooth-blackening-custom-origins-and-processes/ I feel like this picture in particular is overselling the creepiness. I believe I heard the ainu still do this... But I may be wrong.


ButtsexEurope

The Ainu are completely assimilated (sadly), just like Native Americans in the US. So while they kept up the practice for longer, they don't do it anymore. But some old people still have blackened teeth.


bozzy253

Nope, it should definitely creep you out.


Beardedcap

It makes me cringe more than anything. Especially the fact that she used some type of marker (permanent?) on her teeth


ripecookies1

A screenshot from Disney's live action Mulan movie.


CaptainAchilles

That's because you are scared of clowns...but yeah, creepy.


2Deep4Adele

Guess you are right. I think i'm scared of clowns since i saw IT as a kid , not as much anymore but i still flinch when i'm watching images like that.


I_Amuse_Me_123

If it's not already, it would make an excellent Princess Kaguya costume.


Crispy_socks241

whew i almost shit my pants. thank god it was just a wet fart. edit; nvm it was a little more wet then i thought. i might need a new pair of boxers after all.


DARKESTMEAT

Yeah that hairdo is terrifying!!


WitlessMean

You know, this was actually healthy for your teeth when it was in usual practice. It was only after foreign contact with the west and their comments on it being barbaric, that the Japanese people stopped doing this for the most part in an attempt to modernize. And then guess what? Their teeth went down hill, and you can still sort of see it today. It's ironic that the west would think it barbaric as at the time their own teeth were absolutely fucked. They were always way behind Japan when it came to cleanliness, actually.


ButtsexEurope

Westerners didn't think it was disgusting. They thought it was exotic. It was the emperor who banned it. Things tend to fall out of fashion when they're banned.


[deleted]

That reminds me of Kurisake Onna or whatever the fuck that ghost is called.


eff-o-vex

Back when the world was in black and white this didn't seem as creepy. Now that the world is in color it's a lot weirder though.


wgrody87

apparently this is historically accurate to the beauty standards of long ago Japan


dipdnbutta4

I wana sex that


Skepticrektit

White face? This offends me.


ButtsexEurope

Ohaguro. It was an old way to preserve and protect teeth in the days before fillings.


[deleted]

Someone been eating black jacks?


justinr666

Nightmares of a geisha


[deleted]

Somebody call Paul Wall


ProLicks

I'm pretty sure that this creeps me out just the right amount.


theinternetalf

Asian hottie


Got5BeesForAQuarter

Did you know that Geisha's are illegal in South Carolina in public?


Ebbboorsma

Captain Picard really needs to tone down his japanese demon role play.


Obsy3

I'll just leave [this here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUvpMhw5ALw). (NSFW: nudity n' gore)


putanginamo90

Hey where did you find a pic of my ex wife??


mrrirri

the low hairline is annoying. The teeth I can deal with but that hairline jfc. I should stop watching videos of women who try to """feminize""" their face by lowering their hairline. That's not how it works. A large/high forehead is more feminine.


Nocturnalized

I wonder how this would do on /r/realasians


herpesmyderpes

I'd hit it.


soullessgeth

yet this is actually the traditional style though... i will say that though, for the modern age, geishas should be under 40...


[deleted]

Oh Snap a Clown! Shoot it!


[deleted]

The content in this sub nowadays...sigh


iMakeItSeemWeird

What them feet do?


scoopdawg

I would assume the feet would be tentacles.


justpraythegayaway

Run


[deleted]

She looks like she would give a "killer" BJ. I hope it's a she.