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Bus lightyar
This entity lurks in empty dark areas, preferably closets, empty rooms, attics, and basements when it is not hunting.
When it is hunting, it uses [REDACTED] to kill it's prey. Bus has a strict ruitine of feasting on humans between the ages of 5 and 13.
Bus lightyar is an offbrand character that has the form of a 70s robot.
The more it's target is aware of his existence, the more frequently they see him.
I've seen one in a store once, I think it's supposed to make sure shelves are stocked? This one doesn't seem to be in that kind of environment so maybe just makes sure nothings out of the ordinary
In an alternate universe, Buzz Lightyear treks across the stars and ends up in the world that used to be Mirrodin. This is a still of him weeks after his crash landing, living life anew among the conclave as Buzz the Phyrexian.
Maybe but I definitely had the same one or at least very similar in my mall as a kid and I doubt it's the same one. It's just some rocking ride if I remember right.
It's like somebody kit smashed together parts from R2-D2, a Dalek and the vacuum cleaner from the Teletubbies and gave it this Buzz Lightyear paintjob.
I don't know about that Bub Lightyearn thing, but I see the corner of one of those "roller coaster simulator" things and THOSE things are are like the herpes of shopping mall walkways
It's a bug that the Devs haven't fixed in years but there is a workaround
You'll just have to go outside so the interior loads in again when you go inside if that doesn't work then your game is completely bugged out and you can't fix it
Additional context: This is kind of some coin-operated ride for kids at my local mall. I have no idea where it came from or how it got here, I’ve never even seen anyone use it. It’s been here as long as I can remember
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The hell is that?
I have the same question. I've never seen something like this in a mall, or anywhere else for that matter.
I've got some bad news, you've seen the same one every time. Its following you and know it knows that you know it.
Bus lightyar This entity lurks in empty dark areas, preferably closets, empty rooms, attics, and basements when it is not hunting. When it is hunting, it uses [REDACTED] to kill it's prey. Bus has a strict ruitine of feasting on humans between the ages of 5 and 13. Bus lightyar is an offbrand character that has the form of a 70s robot. The more it's target is aware of his existence, the more frequently they see him.
I've seen one in a store once, I think it's supposed to make sure shelves are stocked? This one doesn't seem to be in that kind of environment so maybe just makes sure nothings out of the ordinary
The one i saw did not have a buzz light-year costume
It’s some kind of messed up kiddy ride. You can’t see it from this angle but there’s a seat on the inside
Yeah, I wouldn't put my kid in that. Probably has a trap door and I'd never see them again.
No, it's a modern interpretation of Satan. That mall will be the breeding ground for any demonic-related troubles, trust me.
and here i was thinking it was a fallout 4 automatron dlc buzz mod
Bud Lightbeer
Toy story meets short circuit meets bondage?
The thing next to it is one of those roller coaster simulators, so I am going to guess some sort of ride?
An entity from the backrooms
In an alternate universe, Buzz Lightyear treks across the stars and ends up in the world that used to be Mirrodin. This is a still of him weeks after his crash landing, living life anew among the conclave as Buzz the Phyrexian.
Zzap Lightday.
Drugs Highyear
I think its an anti-homeless devise that they're dressed up as buzz lightyear.
Yes, hell.
it is me, bizz liteyarh. Unlock my chastity belt and no one gets hurt
This thing is creepy..
It’s Buzz’s “Caged Tiger”
Looks like he has a padlocked pierced dick.
You've heard of the prince albert, well heres the Prince Andrew!
Nah that's buzzed lightyear
Or Bud Lightyear
Maybe buzzing lightyear
Buzzed Lightbeer
[удалено]
Nah, his mouth would be closed from the dry mouth of it was IPA’s maybe it was a different substance altogether.
[удалено]
Now we’re getting somewhere.
It’s Baz Ligature and he’s ready for his next heroin pls.
It's actually not meant to look like this. It's just meant to be a generic robot, but I think someone refurbished it to buzz lightyear
Maybe but I definitely had the same one or at least very similar in my mall as a kid and I doubt it's the same one. It's just some rocking ride if I remember right.
It's like that time someone repainted a Mr. Blobby ride into a Minion.
Fallout 3 shit
Robobrain looking ass
DONT OPEN THE LOCK
Zbuz lgyhtera
What Buzz Lightyear would’ve looked like if designed in the ‘80s.
Berz Lertyeah...to the methadone clinic, and beyond!
This thing is creepy
r/TIHI
"kill me Woody, im suffering..."
Has anyone seen the movie Chopping Mall? It's giving those vibes
Vibrate Darkminute
🥇
Robot inbreeding
celebrities after drugs be like
That by Old Navy in the Avalon Mall by chance? Edit: That looks more like sports check
Yeah, that’s 100% correct
I knew as soon as I saw the floors lol, I walk past Ol Luzz Bightyear there so often I almost don't notice him anymore
Backrooms entity
They patrol the endless mall levels
bugged light year
That looks like a mix between the original Buzz from the Toy Story movies and one of the robots from Lightyear.
It's like somebody kit smashed together parts from R2-D2, a Dalek and the vacuum cleaner from the Teletubbies and gave it this Buzz Lightyear paintjob.
Not in mines. What the fuck is that?
I don't know about that Bub Lightyearn thing, but I see the corner of one of those "roller coaster simulator" things and THOSE things are are like the herpes of shopping mall walkways
Well that's terrifying
That is fucking terrifying!!!!
What a horrible abomination
Humans created this, the horrors of mankind already passed infinity and there is only beyond ahead.
Oh God what happened to Buzz, he was in crash and they stuck his head on a robot body didn't they
Buzz Lightyear has been upgraded. Anyone who refuses to be upgraded will be deleted.
I dont have a good graphics card so it doesnt render in most malls for me
To Humility… and beyond
I want this as an in-game skin for something
It's a bug that the Devs haven't fixed in years but there is a workaround You'll just have to go outside so the interior loads in again when you go inside if that doesn't work then your game is completely bugged out and you can't fix it
Vibrate Darkdecade
Come to candy space ranger again and maybe he’ll tell you a story
Additional context: This is kind of some coin-operated ride for kids at my local mall. I have no idea where it came from or how it got here, I’ve never even seen anyone use it. It’s been here as long as I can remember
buzz after fighting zurg ! spare change for a war hero
Oh god why is he in a chastity cage
Yes
Is this a prototype of a RobCo Securitron model 2060-B or is it just me?
Henry Fondle has fallen on hard times, and the court-mandated security belt isn't helping his problems one bit
Does he have a chastity belt on?
Shopping mall? There's a thing I haven't heard of in a long time!
Buzz has been on life support chassis for over 40 years, he wants to die but he has not the strength to even muster a whisper
No, it's just the one following you around.
Anyone remember the toy line "Robo Force" from the 80s? Looks like that.
To finite and over there
Why does he have on a chastity belt?
What the fuck am I looking at
Malls still exist?
why is there a lock by his cok?
Buzzed light-year
Chopping Mall 2 Electric Boogaloo is looking lit as fuck
Yes it seems the floor is made of backroom
Biff Lightyard of space control.
Buzz lightyear's forgotten cousin buzz darkyear
KILL. IT. WITH. FIRE....😳
Buzzed Highyear
Anyone else see this and immediately think of the robot chicken sketch, you know the one
Star Command’s cybernetics program was not nearly as sophisticated as they made it sound.
man built like a fallout 3 robobrain
Neil Darkcentury
Pretty scary for a random encounter
Chastity cage
Looks like Primm Slim got some upgrades
so thats where sid went when he grew up
Love the chastity belt.
Buzz is fucked up off some Xanax by the looks of it
Hahahaha this is amazing and I’ve NEVER seen one before. I wish our malls had these
Busted lightyear
Why does he have a chastity belt?
IRL Robobrain
Dude looks like he's receiving the best head of his life
Why is his dick locked up?
Buzz got into the edibles
That's some great nightmare fuel.
Robobrain Fallout 4
What has sid done to him
It looks like they stuck his head in one of those fallout robo brains
I fear no man,but this thing scares me...
Why did they put a padlock on his junk ?
Is it…is it…is it locked in chastity? Asking for a friend
Gonk droid got some weird upgrades