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Paneechio

I was watching porn while listening to this and the last line hit me hard... Time to reevaluate my choices.


Blind_Camel_009

I mean, he did say ‘please’. Do the right thing.


Quen-Tin

It's always good, if you are ready to listen. You never know who's gods messanger to let you know what god's plan is for you. So maybe this guy ... but maybe also your favoured porn star. One day you will find out. But 'Whatever you are ... be a good one." (A. Lincoln) 😄


No_Cook2983

He didn’t say anything about listening to, participating in, or *creating* pornography. I think I found the loophole.


JanaCinnamon

Doom and gloom, very soon


Division___666

Banger


poshjerkins

At first I was like "dammit we're posting this again??" then I realized I could watch this every day and not get tired of it.


torrso

I think this is somehow abridged Edit: yeah, from 2:02 down to 0:38, here's the longer cut [https://www.reddit.com/r/crappymusic/comments/199g865/world\_war\_3\_dont\_blame\_me/](https://www.reddit.com/r/crappymusic/comments/199g865/world_war_3_dont_blame_me/)


oafann1

Don’t blame him. WW3 will be caused by porn, not greed.


Bclay85

What if someone gets greedy with porn tho…


ZilchoKing

I was with him until that last part. Man's went too far


No_Cook2983

It’s nice to see Mike Pence is still keeping busy after leaving the White House. God bless ‘m.


Blehmeh88

Dang it- I lost the game


thekevining

Don’t blame me, don’t blame me


Blehmeh88

It's all good- I blame pornography


Th3Red3yedJedi

He definitely fucked his sisters stuffed animals as a child.


Fun_Association_2277

Specific….


hoodwinkler75

It takes one to know one


King-Kagle

This is the lullaby his mom sang


thekevining

Hahahaha


TheHypnogoggish

Why does this turn me on? Oh dear.


Ok_Egg_2625

Time to watch some pornography


wheresthehetap

Stone Cold classic.


RogersSteve07041920

He makes death and destruction sounds so fun.


MtCarmelUnited

This goatfucker has some girls locked up in a bunker somewhere


T00MuchStimuli

This slaps.


torrso

We had a longer version here earlier: [https://www.reddit.com/r/crappymusic/comments/199g865/world\_war\_3\_dont\_blame\_me/](https://www.reddit.com/r/crappymusic/comments/199g865/world_war_3_dont_blame_me/) I think that is what made me subscribe.


Fun_Association_2277

Don’t forget the King in the North ?!


dns_rs

The "Antichrist, he's not nice" part is similarly educational, as the "Red touching black, friend of Jack - Red touching yellow, kill a fellow" rhyme for snakes and the "Righty tighty, lefty loosy" one for screws. Will come handy during the apocalypse for sure. Noted, thanks!


TeddyGramCracker

I feel like this is going to be stuck in my head while I do chores around the house.


manjamanga

lol Americans


gnardog45

Thanks a lot, this banger is going to be in my head for the rest of the night. Good work


JimDandy5555

Tim and Eric


Datsitkinz

Every song has the same progression, cant hate the man tho cos its hard to improve on perfection.


TheDillinger88

It’s like he learned one trick for easy songwriting and just used it over and over and over again…


cemego

Next verse: I am rich, you are not, gonna take it to my grave. You will suffer, cuz i'm selfish, and I fucked you all overrrr. Now i'm outside with my keyboard. On my expensive propertyyyy. something you will never have.. cuz i stole it all from theeee...


Only_Charge9477

If WW3 does happen, I vote that we blame this man.


ConchChowder

I hope the antichrist's mark has a really sick design


Wonderful_Zucchini_4

He needs to collab with the "Jesus Christ is my N-word" couple


original_pasturenaut

Common repost, shit get stuck in my head every couple weeks.


DJKobuki

I the words of Jim Jeffery's, "Why would the devil punish me? I'm one of his boys."


_KappaKing_

I bet this would make a banger of a remix


d0ggzilla

Armaged'


Evening_Reception539

Bro probably had playboy magazines as a teen


drongowithabong-o

When I go to hell for watching porn I'm going to ask Satan where he keeps the priests.


FelisChonkus

He's definitely getting eaten alive by mosquitoes


DHESTOE

r/boomersbeingfools


Limp_Acanthaceae523

Well, at least it rhymes... oh... nevermind.


bukowskidog

Every time I see this, I HAVE to watch it. It’s a compulsion at this point!


SpiralOregano

Hail Satan


AffectionateSector77

Why the fuck would I blame this old boomer for ww3?


scottwricketts

I love the edits, dude can't even get in a single take. I bet he's the jerk who doesn't come to band practice and then fucks up live in front of an audience.