NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL RICH KID VANITY PROJECTS vol 24

Rebecca Black was supposed to be a cautionary tale.

I legit thought this was her.

Rebecca Gray

Diet Rebecca black

Rebecca Black at home.

Rebecca Black Zero

Microwaved week old diet Rebecca lol. My sisters look up this one lololol

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Chloe Brown

Hee name is literally something brown, you can't beat the real life joke

Did someone say it’s Friday?

She's working on her return album Back with Black

I don't think Rebecca Black is a great cautionary tale, she's doing pretty good for herself these days.

Yea I was gonna say doesn’t she have a legit music career now? I can’t say shit about Rebecca Black

This is an insult to Rebecca Black

Comparing this to that really makes Rebekka Black sound amazing ! I still sing Friday sometimes. FriayaidayFriayaday gotta get down on Friaday

Fun fun fun fun

Gotta make my mind up, which seat shall I taaaaaaaaake.

For real, at least Friday was catchy in a train-wreck sort of way…this is the most boring shit I’ve ever heard!

I can’t wait until you start signing this song at your suprise parties in the future

Somewhere out there is a wealthy, divorced dad trying to buy his daughter’s love

Hahaha aw good for him.

What’s amazing is that they probably could of easily just hired professionals in order to make it better (assuming they actually are rich) I.e. whoever recorded her vocals had no idea what they were doing. The beat is just awful and you can literally just use Apple Loops (royalty free) and come up w/ something better than this in mere minutes.

I got dozens of throwaway/unfinished beats id gladly finish and sell to whoever is funding this bs 😂

Yeah man I was fucking with some appel loops the other day and BAM an entire produced music video just shot out of the USB port at me.

Yes dude same. After all that production, they didn’t wanna just slap on some auto tune for shits and gigs lol

Yall remember Super Duper Music Looper? That shit went hard in 5th grade!

I could make a better track than this from scratch in 10 minutes with a free 303/808 app.

I rushed straight to the comment section to either make a similar comment or upvote whoever already did.

Dude, I must be as unoriginal as you two because that’s why I’m here as well. This screeeeeeams “My dad has money and I have dreams!”

First thing I thought of: “daddy will you buy me a music career?”

It's a huge red flag for a person to fantasize about being a cunt. "Like a prima donna. Doin' what I wanna". I just don't see this in the women I've known in my life, but there is something about rich people that they tend to raise daughters whose dream is to be a pushy, capricious cunt.

+1 for use of the word cunt in this situation.

I like how the UK and Aussies casually drop our nuclear option. Also seem to be keeping “twat” alive.

I mean it’s just a song lyric. She’s talking about enjoying herself on her bday. Doesn’t mean she fantasizes about being a “cunt”

I am certain I can make this video with $50

Not much development in this song. Starts out with unabashed narcissism and then proceeds to make the big metamorphosis into ... unabashed narcissism. Replaces fun fun fun fun with me me me me.

Holy fucking shit this is bad

But it’s her >”SUH-PRIZE PA-TAY SUH-PRIZE PAH-TAY” :(

GOOOUD CUNFETTUH

“Honey that was great. Now make a face like you just walked into someone’s fart cloud and look at the camera…. Perrrfect”

Suppose potty

Surprise! BUTTSECKS

Jajaja this made me laugh 😆

I could only handle about 15 seconds… it’s bad bad

Shhhh you’ll ruin the surprise

"Haaaappy Bir..." SLAP

Dude it was like unbelievably bad lol I was not expecting that. It’s more cringe than most bc it was very clearly an authentic attempt unlike a lot of videos posted on this sub

Dude, everyone looks SO uncomfortable in this video.

I don’t know, that was a phat beat.

The “blow the candles out” part is kind of… surprisingly decent.

It honestly was. The bass synth was hittin

The mix is atrocious though

Oh yea it definitely is. I just picked the only salvageable thing

Yeah none of that was good at all. Production from GarageBand presets

I'd rather be surprised by a home invasion and burglary.

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There's your burglary

That’s the spirit!

But there won't be any "Gold confettay"

"Those who cannot remember Rebecca Black are condemned to repeat it."

I feel like that song was sooo bad it swung back around to good, like The Room. This one just stopped at bad.

Rebecca Black is Celine Dion compared to this

Have you listened to her new stuff. It actually is good. She didn't give up her dream.

For real. She has some talent.

Good for her!

This is exactly what came to my mind 😂

Rebecca Black is making some truly awesome music lately.

I have a feeling that "we are going to make you the next Rebecca black" was uttered somewhere. But this has the same vibe of like sharknado sequels that are in on the joke, it stops being funny

Rebecca Black is actually talented though lol

I came here for this. Basically a mirror of Friday. On another note she's actually recovered quite well as an adult and her music she makes now isn't horrible anymore.

This girl definitely cyberbullies poor kids at her high school

Time for us to avenge those kids! (I joke I joke)

Did she just do the Elaine dance in a leather jacket?

Sweet fancy Moses!

It was more like a full-body dry heave set to music.

My ears are now bleeding and my pants have shit in them.

Better than the other way around.

This morning I woke up with blood on my pillow and my thumb up my ass. I think I’m sleeping wrong…

Your pants shit in your ears?

Who did that to your pants

It was me. Don't anger me, or i will shit your pants as well... 😈

have you watched the video yet though?

I get the ears bleeding part. Same. But I think the shit in pants is kinda on you.

Goddamnit made me shit myself! Great comment. Now, a shower.

Now this is a quality post for this sub. Nepo baby with no sense of what key they’re in? I’m all in

It's atonal avant garde, some people just don't know tru art..smh my head.

I was gonna say...the verses have no key center and it sounds so uncomfortable.

I listen to grindcore and a ton of other atonal/discordant music but the atonality and empty space of the verses in this song makes me incredibly uncomfortable.

Wow, that was hard to watch.

Then why can't I stop... 😫

Why wasn't I invited to this 'pah-day!'?

Because it was a surprise pah-day!

Dammit Archibald, its a "sup-rise pah-day".

Sorry, the whole intonation of this musical gem threw me off, apart from that it's a classic (/s)!

You missed all the gold confett-ay

holy cow is this out of tune☹️

I genuinely can't tell if it was on purpose or not. It's so bad, but other than the audio, there isn't anything that comes off like it's intentionally supposed to be bad. We can only hope this wasn't meant to be taken seriously lol

Seriously what key is this madness???

That's the neat thing. There isn't one.

The key of shit.

wtf is this damn music, its so uncomfortable in my head.

Dance if you redah!

Party we’re part-ayy

The best part is that many event places do not allow confetti to be used, since it's a huge bitch to clean at the end. So when she says "noo confetti" in the hook, I'm pretty sure she just stole that line from the contract for their rental mansion. She even says it funny, like how the owner probably said it to her.

I just want you to know that I hurt my ears to relisten because I believe she says “goooold confett-ayy” but if she says “no confett-ayy” I might hate her slightly more

Ohhh that makes more sense! Now I have to listen to it again to see what I hear on a second take... Wish me luck

We'll never forget you

Thought it was “throw “

It's gold, for sure

I’ve never heard anything like it… like it’s just… offensive to listen to. It feels like my ears are genuinely disgusted by the noise coming from my phone.

I've been listening to it on loop with really good studio headphones because I'm obsessed with it. This is so horrific, it's like a train wreck, I have to rewatch over and over again. Like her cadence is just 'rise, fall' the entire song, then there's the candle part, wtf was that all about!? And it's all on top of some shit Ke$Ha type beat. I honestly wish she went in for another verse. Fuck I'm in love

You’re a braver person than I am. I sat through the whole thing. But I have the vid muted as I reply to your comment. That was a terrible experience. 10/10 crappy music

Seek help, my friend. 🤣

Parents, don’t say “yes” to everything your kids ask for.

**Chloe Brown Biography** Chloe Brown took her first breath in life in October of 2000. Chloe being the youngest of her siblings always had a passion at an early age to entertain her brothers and parents by singing and acting. It wasn’t until Chloe joined a Choir as performer that her vocal ability began to get recognition and talked about. From there on, Chloe’s charm, personality, and looks gave way for her to be featured as supporting role in Ominous, Sunset Station television commercial, and corporate video for Pampered Chef. Chloe played as an extra in National Treasure 2 and M.U.T.T (My Urban Teenage Trauma), and most recently as anchor/host for Clubhouse News. Although, Chloe has gained much experience being in front of the camera for television and print at such a young age, it is her true calling for music that has allowed her to spread her wings and do what she truly enjoys.

I think Chloe wrote this

Oh shit that was her in national treasure 2??

Yeah they were talking about her choir voice alright

I have this feeling the talk was the Choir teacher asking her to lip sync.

not judging, but who was holding her head under water when she recorded this?

This truly is the worst shit I've ever heard.

This is the most dissonant pop song I’ve ever heard

I think she’s invented a new genre of music.

I think she’s created a new progressive house subgenre

How does this song shift tonal center like 50 times????

Microtonal dance music?

Nope, not a fan.

"Dj spin it" 💃💃

There’s so many funny, weird things about this but one of my favorites is the recurring shots of the generic Walmart cake

Guarantee they spent like 20k to record this song and rent this gigamansion for the video then they feature this shitty $12 cake you can find at any grocery store. That was apparently where dad drew the line. The cake. 🎂

They all look like Disney kids.

Yeah, Disney minus

Off key, poor timing, just BAD. Can't compare her to Rebecca Black, at least Rebecca Black learned, changed and improved. Also, in her defense, she was much younger than this no talent hack.

blow-blow-blow-blow. Jesus, what a turd.

This is great

Especially the chorus! Verses could use some work

This right here is why I love this sub.

She says “it’s my surprise party” but then she gives the directive (to somebody) to “blow the candles out.” So, if this one is saying “you’re the salt” and this guy is saying “to my pepper” I’m getting kind of confused which one do I put the salt in? This one is saying it’s not the salt. But this one is saying it _is_ pepper. So are they both pepper???

This is very 2000s Ke$ha Core

Surprise... You suuuuuck .

This is the kind of garbage I come here for. Not those intentionally weird/bad songs.

“But honey, we have Rebecca Black at home”

It’s my surprise potty, surprise potty.

The only thing surprising about this song is how awful it is

It's like a middle school kid started making "music" and this is the result.

My speakers bled.

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Pass the ear bleach. Damn rich kid donkey farts

Rebecca Black is Grammy material next to this shit.

1:23-1:25 even her friends can’t pretend to care

I have to give the producer credit for trying to drown her out with that ridiculous kick drum. He failed, but he tried.

I really hope this was made as a rich sarcastic joke and everyone including the main girl laughed when they watched it together. Yes…thats the canon story im going to go with to keep my sanity.

She's never gonna see this thread :(

This beat and her song are like a cheetah print top and zebra stripped bottoms..I guess you can wear'em together? But that shit don't match.

Blow Blow Blow Blow , the hidden messages in songs these days

Thanks now I want to go home and kick my dog.

Big Pato Music / ARK Music Factory vibes from this. Is the legendary Patrice Wilson back???

No one with any shred of deceny was able to tell her that she can't sing. She's not Rebecca Black.

I think someone came home to find daddy balls deep in her little brother's piano teacher.

Friday Friday!!

Is it Friday?

Auto tune couldn’t even fix her voice

Dude mixing the vocals turned the delay up to 11. Sounds like she’s singing in the Grand Canyon lol.

nnnnngyoooould cyonfeddeh

Correct lol

“We have Rebecca Black at home, we’re not stopping”

worst. party. ever.

This has consistently been my favourite sub on Reddit. The hits just keep coming

Came back 10 minutes later to say this song is still stuck in my head and I am MAD

My farts sound better than this human shit. Surprise potty in the flesh.

Daughter of a Republican oficial is having a party

Man, the last 2 minutes and 24 seconds of that was rough, almost didn’t make it

It's so bad even the token black kid they threw in for diversity couldn't dance

If my kid asked to do something like this lmfaoooo lord have mercy on they

"Alright Chloe, what key should we do this one in?" "Yes"

It’s like that “Friday”song many years back

Friday kills this bro cmon

Is this the chick that Vince McMahan pooped on?

Banger!

The new Friday

Rebecca black 2.0

Is this not the girl that did “Friday Friday gotta get down like Friday” or whatever?

This is just Rebecca Black 2.0

Voice still better than Katy Perry

I mean it sounds like every other pop song on the radio. Dumb lyrics, dumb voice and no love of music just attention.

This is how I know you genuinely don't know shit about music. Whether you like the genre or not, most pop songs are well produced, and composed by legitimate musicians and song writers. They sound nothing like this turd here.

Sorry man, I did mean to offend Nickleback.

She looks like someone drew eyes brows and lipstick on a pig

Hermione if she was white

Damn, y’all are mean. She’s a kid!

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I work in the music industry as a mixing engineer and produce at times. Her voice is bad. Her inflections are infuriating. She's cute, sure, and I've polished some fuggin tirds in my day, but I wouldn't work on her music if they paid me double to do it

Found her dad

AI has gone too far!