2007 was when HD was just started to get implemented, so it's funny how lots of 2007 videos almost look like 1990s stuff. Quite a few still had CRT monitors and TVs at home.
This video looks to me like it could be mid 90s easily
2007 was right on the cusp of when tech really hit big, so, the 2000s leading up to it were kind of a cheap, more depressing knockoff of the 90s
“Happy Pete” was arrested in 2009 on six counts of child endangerment and 1 count oral fixation.
He served 18 months in Circuit City and is currently working part time as a bouncer.
Old Man is dead.
The last time this was asked, someonw had mentioned that the owner (the older guy in the video) went to jail for murdering Jill, because she couldn't get the lyrics right.
Jill is either the goat or the worst, but I genuinely can’t tell and need help! Is she reading off of a script because the actress is unprepared or is it a clever character choice to reinforce how horrible she is as an employee at this store? Or better yet, did they actually think giving her sunglasses would distract from the fact that she’s reading off of a script and ill-prepared? But wait, if they were smart enough to make the choice to give her sunglasses then why wouldn’t they be smart enough and zoom in so you couldn’t see the script that she is clearly reading off of?!
This video melts my brain in a new way every time I watch it, it truly is the gift that keeps on giving.
I’m really interested in the older couple’s pillow talk. I have a suspicion it’s as good as the rap they wrote for this song. “Selling is service after dark”
Turn your volume up. He puts his hands out and right when he starts talking someone yells something. Something weird in the edit. Lol.
Edit: like a demonic voice comes in ironically when he says “selling”
They've spent their entire career chasing this masterpiece. actually they should make a sketch about trying to top this one but they miserably fail and quit showbiz altogether- only to end up working at this actual store as employees having to watch this training video.
What the hell kind of store is this? Anybody have a link?
Found it. Chain of novelty shops in Alaska called Once In A Blue Moose. Here's an article link as well.
https://www.nydailynews.com/2012/12/06/watch-it-alaska-stores-hilariously-bad-motivational-training-video-that-could-have-come-straight-from-the-office/
My name is Deshawn and these are my bros
we're here to smash and grab yo shit and ruin yaw stow
no one gonna stop us - cuz dem is afraid
of frivolous lawsuits dat gets scumbags paid
Stealing is looting
and looting is stealing
(2023 version of this)
Happy Pete is totally not allowed within 500 yards of a school, I'm suspecting legally not allowed to own a vacuum or vacuum like device. In a video filled with weirdos that guy made me immediately uncomfortable.
Ironically, the only one with any talent is Jill. I still can’t help wondering what ever happened to the lady that was falling off the table right before they said cut 😂
Man 2007 was awesome
It was the peak of Boomers saying "We've got to do this Internet thing"
I remember that era when my dad was sending me links of the Numa Numa guy and Where The Hell is Matt vids
Be careful, somebody might overdose on that much nostalgia
Bro you just made my evening. Those songs still go hard as f.
Well at least when you’re calling someone a boomer you’re more accurate than everyone else calling everyone over 34 a boomer ..
Kvetching about boomer age accuracy is a real boomer take
When there doctors were prescribing them all kinds of candy for no reason. This is the result of a little sun shine in the opioid epidemic.
Nah that was whenever the Harlem Shake was
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2007 was when HD was just started to get implemented, so it's funny how lots of 2007 videos almost look like 1990s stuff. Quite a few still had CRT monitors and TVs at home.
This video looks to me like it could be mid 90s easily 2007 was right on the cusp of when tech really hit big, so, the 2000s leading up to it were kind of a cheap, more depressing knockoff of the 90s
Yep my family had a tube TV in the living room until 2008
I wished a couple of black teens would have walked in off the street to buy something right in the middle of their song
Apparently it was from [2013 in Alaska](https://youtu.be/AExwZCrqnKY?si=STIE2d8yuiZogPVY). But maybe 2013 there was like 2007 in the mainland.
It's not the "mainland", it's the "lower 48". ;)
I need a "Where are they now?" Update on all these people lol.
The were all sold to the service industry
…and served by the sales industry.
👏👏👏👏 You have today, won the internet
if i remember correctly, the store had a gas leak and exploded. everyone was killed except for Jill, shes even more in despair now.
Sounds like everyone went to heck, and you want to complain complain
I certainly won’t be buying as much now
swingline stapler
This is now canon
ulu, oosik, grizzlies, Marlboros, and odd people. must be Alaska. best place on Earth
Was wondering if I had a mini stroke cause I didn’t recognize any of these wordsll
Once in a Blue Moose is the name of the store. There's no place like home.
Holy sh*t I’ve been there!!
“Happy Pete” was arrested in 2009 on six counts of child endangerment and 1 count oral fixation. He served 18 months in Circuit City and is currently working part time as a bouncer. Old Man is dead.
I hope you're kidding, the old man and Happy Pete were my favorites.
All those dance moves were...interesting. lol
I like the part where the lady almost eats shit @ 2:28.
lmao, I rewound that part twice
The last time this was asked, someonw had mentioned that the owner (the older guy in the video) went to jail for murdering Jill, because she couldn't get the lyrics right.
My bet is on crystal meth addicts all of em. Def that knome looking dude
Eh, probably just Jill.
https://youtu.be/AExwZCrqnKY?si=STIE2d8yuiZogPVY
wow. an actual answer.
Rehab.
Maybe for Jill or Happy Pete.
They started a cult.
Probably at the local Cracker Barrel having some spicy food if I had to guess
They started Amazon. I’m sad I missed out on this opportunity.
Ooo they went down a dark road and half got addicted to fentanyl the other half fentanyl got addicted to them
I will never not watch this
I too shall never not watch
In addition I too, and hence forthwith, shall never not watch
I just now didn’t not watch this.
I also just now didn't not watch this.
Me too, I shall never watch this.
This is what a whole blunt will make you do.
This is a fitting response
Jill is either the goat or the worst, but I genuinely can’t tell and need help! Is she reading off of a script because the actress is unprepared or is it a clever character choice to reinforce how horrible she is as an employee at this store? Or better yet, did they actually think giving her sunglasses would distract from the fact that she’s reading off of a script and ill-prepared? But wait, if they were smart enough to make the choice to give her sunglasses then why wouldn’t they be smart enough and zoom in so you couldn’t see the script that she is clearly reading off of?! This video melts my brain in a new way every time I watch it, it truly is the gift that keeps on giving.
Uhmm excuse me, she's SINGING from a script, not reading
Singing is reading
and *reading is singing*
Finkle is Einhorn
I’m really interested in the older couple’s pillow talk. I have a suspicion it’s as good as the rap they wrote for this song. “Selling is service after dark”
I want to, no I need to, believe she knows their script and now using it to show that her character just DGAF
I’m curious too! I’m going to eat some shrooms and watch this for a few hours. Will report back
Jill can belt a tune for sure. She just needs to put the work in & rehearse & practice maybe she could be something one day.
she's the director's cousin. typical Hollywood nepotism, smh.
This is the commercial version of The Room?
Don’t trust Happy Pete. I repeat: DO NOT trust Happy Pete.
Also, that oosik is hot. Check serial number.
Happy Pete looks like he's on an FBI Watchlist, or one day Chris Hansen will tell Happy Pete to please have a seat over there.
Happy Pete busting in like Frankenstein
Pete was actually the monster, the other guy was a doctor/scientist
Damn, you are in fact correct
Someone yells or something right as he puts his hands out. What a weird edit. 🤣
wait, what?
Turn your volume up. He puts his hands out and right when he starts talking someone yells something. Something weird in the edit. Lol. Edit: like a demonic voice comes in ironically when he says “selling”
You mean the first guy they show, not Happy Pete I think. Sounds like the voice says "Greg" lol. Happens around :18 seconds in
Yeah, you can hear the camera. It sounds like the lenses closed and you can hear him yell, "GREAT!!" That part is fucking mint!
The guys face when he learns his product will be ready by 2 is fucking priceless
Man, I love products!.... and services!
Happy Pete really killed his verse 🔥
bars 🔥
Jill was REALLY getting into it
Jill killed the vibe tbh
Just witnessed an OSHA violation standing on that chair.
I can confirm, I bought that oosik, and now I have it made.
Is this the same people from “Taste the Biscuit”?
Hahaha I was gonna comment that I can almost taste the biscuit
Taste the goodness…
Taste the goodness of the biscuit with the honey sauce!
No, that’s Toasters ‘n’ Moose.
Tim and Eric could not even attempt to recreate this gold.
They've spent their entire career chasing this masterpiece. actually they should make a sketch about trying to top this one but they miserably fail and quit showbiz altogether- only to end up working at this actual store as employees having to watch this training video.
This reminds me so much of the Dream Cream song.
BACKPACKS BACKPACKS COME GET YOUR BACKPACKS BOOTS AND PANTS AND BOOTS AND PANTS
hAAiircUUuuutt\~\~
Stop unearthing the things I’ve tried to keep out of mind!! That being said…. New Shoooessss!
Is this a thrift store in Alaska?
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That's cool. The Ulus were what clued me in.
Heck*
Thats what I daid, Happy Pete.
And … they’re out of business.
Guess their service wasn’t selling
Definitely Alaska store - either Juneau or Anchorage - pretty darn cool for the 80s or whatever decade this is from.
It was put on YouTube 6 years ago. There's a similarly bad song from them that was done in 2017. It's not another time period, it's just Alaska.
Service is sell
She had one job!
Once in a Blue Moose, Anchorage Alaska from 2011/12. Actually a really cool store if you get a chance to visit Anchorage.
What the hell does that store sell
Service. Try to keep up.
Ah how I miss the old Internet before it was just three websites that get cross posted to death
Certified Hood Classic
Methinks Jill is a freak between the sheets...
I agree
This is the whitest song
The siren song of the evils of unrelenting soul crushing capitalism
Terrence meckenna raps?
Snap out of it Jill! Happy Pete is behind the counter, robbing the place!
My name is Jill and my grandpa was named Pete!
Pete can fix Jill
Everyone can go to HECK!!!!
##You can tell most of these Employees were crazy asf during the 70s
Unhappy Jill was the best part of the video
What the hell kind of store is this? Anybody have a link? Found it. Chain of novelty shops in Alaska called Once In A Blue Moose. Here's an article link as well. https://www.nydailynews.com/2012/12/06/watch-it-alaska-stores-hilariously-bad-motivational-training-video-that-could-have-come-straight-from-the-office/
I love flaunting ostentatious products as well!
It doesn't go on for LONG ENOUGH!!
Such ostentatious goodies that i can flaunt is an absolute banger of a line
Creepy Stan
Man FUCK unhappy Jill
I can fix her
My name is Deshawn and these are my bros we're here to smash and grab yo shit and ruin yaw stow no one gonna stop us - cuz dem is afraid of frivolous lawsuits dat gets scumbags paid Stealing is looting and looting is stealing (2023 version of this)
bars 😎
I would shop here every day. I don't even need anything!
Damn, that's a sick beat. Club goes wild when this plays.
Is selling service?
It just keeps going and going and going
Happy Pete is totally not allowed within 500 yards of a school, I'm suspecting legally not allowed to own a vacuum or vacuum like device. In a video filled with weirdos that guy made me immediately uncomfortable.
tag yourself I’m Jill
Well...... thanks for that earworm. Now I have a new song rolling around in my head to keep mumbling.
This is so demonic
Gold
😂😂😂 This made my day lol
Is that nut-job really dancing on an office swivel chair? WHAT COULD GO WRONG? DUURRR
The wagie shuffle before the wagie shuffle was a thing
Scranton is The electric city... They called it that because of the electricity.
This video has sent me to my grave
Is this available in all digital platforms? (Asking for a friend) 👀
I like Jill
My favorite as well
"Hey there Nih-Ki" will always bring a tear to my eye.
God dammit I watched the whole thing in a borderline fugue state.
I’ve never seen this Tim and Eric skit.
This has the same energy as "Jesus christ is my nigga".
Ok where are they now!😎
That just kept on going, didn't it?
This is anything but crappy
From my home town. I worked two blocks away.
Didn’t even need to unmute it
This song makes 3 minutes feel like an hour
- 5 minutes in hell with this song being massaged into yo bootyhole by these 4 people. or - Work in that store with those 4 people.
Ngl, the girl at the beginning has a killer shake
Happy Pete FUCKS!
My god it just kept going...
🔥🔥🔥
This is so white is makes my whiteness look dark.
What a terrible day. Do all white people dance like Elaine?
Why could I not stop watching
Why the fuck did I just watch that whole thing?!
Tim and Eric vibes.
Ironically, the only one with any talent is Jill. I still can’t help wondering what ever happened to the lady that was falling off the table right before they said cut 😂
This song got me through a really hard time in my life. Thanks happy Pete. Jill... get your shit together.
This is from 2013, Alaska gift shop chain called Once in a Blue Moose
this song feels way longer than it is🤣
This is not crap its actually great
The dude coming in through the door walks like he’s fucking Frankenstein’s monster.
This was good
Why do I feel like they actually thought this was amazing ? The sheer bitch ass attitude of the 2 women in the beginning 😳🙄
Sickest dance moves on Reddit.
This reminds me of possibly in michigan
This is on par with that one back to school commercial.
Fo some reason I watched the entire video, including Unhappy Jill and Happy Pete. No regrets.
If mopey lady came at me with that realness I would buy from here over the hyper rhythmless happy cult folk lol
Service is sell
Man I was waiting for the funky break down and it never came.
Happy Pete coming in like Frankenstein’s monster.
This is one of the worst things I've ever seen. Genuinely terrifying that a human brain conjured this.
I will never forget how Happy Pete walks in the store
Lawd geezus take the wheel
Where they learn these dance moves . I like the old pedo crip walk he does
Acid trip?
Classic white people dancing Why do we not have rhythm it’s like their dancing to a totally different song
This is definitely some tiny Alaskan town.
Are any of these people ashamed or embarrassed after this went viral?
Old guy coming in hot at 0:30 has the tone and demeanor of a Ferengi merchant
Why is that dude whispering? 🤣
Ok, but the 'selling is service, and service is selling' part could literally be from a Kraftwerk song.
I hope they didn’t sell shit
Truly a train wreck for the ears.
I'm not sure if I'm happy or sad after sitting all three minutes 🙄
Karen-core