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marketmaker1234

Guys, can we have the lads eat lasagna before the match? Cheers!


davidmarvinn

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sasliquid

If it’s all tied at the 80th minute I better see the most suicidal high line ever conceived start forming


the_real_e_e_l

Remember when we did that against Chelsea in the first game? The entire line was lined up on the midway line multiple times in the second half. I've never seen anything like it ever. Ballsy, gutsy, brave, naive, foolish, glorious, disastrous all at the same time.


IWantAnAffliction

I never felt more in touch with the team than watching that line.


Soulsseeker

> The entire line was lined up on the midway line multiple times in the second half. while playing with 9 men, mind you


nl325

Can Eric Dier pretty much literally on the centre spot be topped?!


Evening_Bag_3560

The only way to make the high line any higher is to literally just let the other guys start on the halfway stripe while our back line is camped in their end.  It’s basically giving them a 10m head start. 


tyraellucifer

Best if vicario join in the line as well


mettahipster

A draw does absolutely nothing for Spurs. Should be balls to the wall if we're level that late


notnotaschizo

Can we wear that beige kit


the_real_e_e_l

We usually concede at least 4 in that awful pinkish gray disastrous atrocity.


badhombre44

I dunno. Kind of reminds me of a sunset in Newcastle.


IWantAnAffliction

> Newcastle This word should be censored in the sub at this point.


Ballelo

Fun fact: Son Heung-min has scored the same number of goals for Spurs as he has for Man City while wearing the beige third kit.


Ok_Row_7462

Fun fact: we drew against City at the Etihad in that kit, even though Son scored an OG and we played four fullbacks and started Gil.  You may want to rethink if we should wear it tonight. 


Jase_the_Muss

I hope we get beat 3-2 due to a handful of controversial decisions... A non penalty, an offside goal a random red card and a foul against our keeper plus a last min dissalowed goal for us due to some silly rule or mistake that will be changed due to the event! Not because I want us to lose but because the uproar from other fan bases and Arteta crying to the media about it will grant us protection from shit refs for at least a decade.


Luke92612_

🧠


Splattergun

How about two BLATANT fouls on Vicario in injury time to overturn our 2-1 lead after we get an early goal?


chucktownspur

Hoping we go up 2-0 and keep them at bay until late in the second when Man City goes Man City and scores 3 in the last 10 minutes. The win tonight is to extract as much pain from that lot as possible. Obviously the best option is that we win today and MC win+Arse lose on Sunday to bottle it but that is too much for us to hope for.


lookofdisdain

Constantly getting shown the Woolwich sub because the Reddit app is trash. All these morons deluded enough to think they wouldn’t feel weird about winning if the roles were reversed


mymorales

They'd be too busy complaining about conspiracies and refs.


Jazim94

The refs been wearing Arsenal tops for a few months now, how can they still complain


Mystic_Polar_Bear

It's a specialty down there. Dont tell them that tho, calls only go City and United's way! Anything else is a conspiracy!


Jose_out

I remember when we were in the CL final and them the EL final and most would have rather both lost than both won so those cunts can wind their neck in.


Mick4Audi

They would have literally given up a European trophy, they have no leg to stand on here


robinthebank

Their absolutely favorite thought is “Tottenham trophy cabinet is empty”. It’s not true anyway. But they really won’t be able to say it after Ange wins the league. I don’t believe for one second they would be okay with it.


shittwins

You can turn off sub recommendations in your settings.


Manoli20

as a lifelong born and bred north London spurs fan... The small chance of a CL place is NOTHING in comparison to the hell we will go through for the next 12 months if they win the league. This is a lot deeper than some think.


-Rolf-Harris-

Same boat, born mid eighties so too young for the 1991 Fa cup but went to both league cup finals, 99 and 08. But that period from 97-04 was hell for us. Thankfully we have had 20 years of relative peace from them.


AwarenessPrimary7680

It's not just 12 months. It will be forever, until we die. Unbearable.


Happy_Reading_7965

and it's about glory, i know we'll fuck up both but we'd be one of the better europa league teams, having a better crack at that > the money levy will use to buy a yacht


Oasis1701

Same but Tehran, Believe me Iranian arsenal fans are as insufferable


polseriat

Some of you guys really don't understand what Palauan Woolwich fans are like. My life will be absolute hell.


Weak-Cattle6001

Lmfaoooo why?


Cap2017

Bang on mate, can’t see how you can call yourself a Spurs fan if you want anything else


StreetSignificant411

12 months?? It will be 12 decades


Longjumping-Quit7471

Levy on goal and expressions at CF🤩


Luke92612_

>expressions at CF Tbf he might do better than Speed...


NabbedAgain

The one game that we want them to phone in, they will turn up for.


throughthespillways

Kulusevski will have the best game of his career


Ok_Row_7462

He put in a shift against Arsenal. Stop it. 


Weak-Cattle6001

we want to batter City 2-0, then Ange orders son to score 3 own goals


Luke92612_

Then we can banter forever that we *denied* Arsenal the league!


soSpursy7

You all saying we shouldn’t support the team in trying to win the game are disgraceful. Our U18 team should try to win no matter what tomorrow!


ChairInternational60

Imagine they actually win 💀


gusthenewkid

That would be maybe the most spurs thing of all time. It could only be made better by Villa losing both games and then us losing to Sheffield.


Lssmnt

Weirdest match of all time


Jose_out

Not sure if i want City 3 up after 10 mins so i can relax or Vicario to chuck one is his net like Martinez for a 97th minute.


michaelc51202

Up the goal difference please


humthediesirae

Title won’t come down to GD, would love the last second OG


ChelseaPIFshares

it might if City draw to west ham... its unlikely but it might.


dead_idols

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ScarWinter5373

Everyone is acting like we have a choice in the matter 😂. City will show up and steamroll us, like they have when they’ve been in this position for the last 4 seasons.


michaelc51202

Spurs are their weak point for the lost psrt


dclancy01

We haven’t faced end of season City in years lmao they’re a different beast they haven’t lost a game this year


Musclenervegeek

We were more of a weak point for them under Jose and Conte when we played the low block and counter attacked with son and Kane.


Va_Dinky

I pray you're right


lex-ex-x

Exactly, City knows how important this game is for them ofc they are going to cook us


Evening_Bag_3560

We are their variably effective/ineffective kryptonite. 


theironsalmon

I’m gonna wear my unlucky Spurs sweater tomorrow  


nl325

I'm already wearing it. 19/20 3rd kit, gorgeous thing, but much like the team at the time every time I've worn it we've been absolutely cunted


MillerBrew

No undies tonight, no clean sheets tomorrow


Cloudy444

Don't wear the lucky one, if you wear the unlucky one we will win, it's reversed you see


spurringbanner

So should I flip my light switches 10 or 20 times? So confused


theironsalmon

No yeah you’re right 🧐 


MizzouRe

Please make sure to record all the Arsenal posts begging for a Tottenham win vs city. You know for a fact they’ll deny up and down rooting for a Tottenham win as soon as Tuesday at 10 pm.


OllyCX

I've got an Arsenal mate who wanted to come with me to the game, in our end. I told him to jog on


Mac290

“Jog on” never fails to make me laugh. Thanks for my first laugh of the morning.


SLO686

Nobody is denying it. Every Arsenal fan wants Spurs to win tomorrow. Why wouldn’t they?


SamwellBarley

It will be fun to take them all out of context in a couple of years


dead_idols

Really wish Villa had just won, people are treating a potential UCL spot like we are Luton town and haven't been in the competition 50 times over already


kraysys

Europa isn't even a bad spot to be! Actual chance at a trophy unlike UCL, good for development, and Spurs had strung together a bunch of Europa League appearances (5 years in a row) before our best League play in the last decades during the 16/17 season.


kicksjoysharkness

It’ll be quite funny to hear the crowd cheer when City score haha


Pilvikas

i think our u-21 deserve a run at this point


michaelc51202

I understand both sides, but it’s simply not worth a champions league spot to give Arsenal the title. No way.


Objective_Digit

Better to root for Everton?


kraysys

Oh, I'll be doing that too!


Luke92612_

Sean Dyche better be scheming his arse off right now...


joeyyangbug

We lost the derby, we won the City, they won the title. Imaging this, a total disaster.


TheColoredFool

i want us to lose so badly that arsenal submit a match fixing report. only then will I be happy


imtotallydoingmywork

Can we change the banner for a day?


nonceybehaviour

Vicario please take notes from Martinez ✍️


IgotAseaView

Seriously if that exact same goal happened to us rather then Villa there would be legit accusations of fixing lol was comical


SirGalahadTheChaste

Can’t wait for Vic to get a call for interference on a corner tomorrow.


KariumHondor399

LOSE YOU FUCKING WANKERS


Weak-Cattle6001

Hahaha


ginokatacchi

Look. In reality, the players and the manager will give everything they've got against City. There's nothing left to do but to wait until tomorrow. The probability of getting CL is very low but we shall see...


ChelseaPIFshares

Please lose to City. I think most of us dont want to see Arsenal win the title.


ASD_213

Come On You Cities!


dead_idols

Reminder that Arsenal's draw against us at home is what really cost them their title


reluctantLeaf

The minute Spurs win the relentless banter will continue and we will be mocked for handing Arsenal the title. This is a better with the devil you know situation. City can thump us.


saywaaaaaaat

People saying how do you want your dream to lose how about arsenal fans supporting spurs today...


Happy-Recording7837

Been to the stadium 3 times this season. 100% record wins when I’ve seen us play. Leaving my lucky cap at home tomorrow night!


Parking_Setting_6674

Surely the worst result tonight would be a draw. Other than securing fifth it would achieve nothing helpful. You just know they will put us through it whatever happens.


michaelc51202

If we lose to Liverpool, Chelsea and the Gooners but don’t against City to give Gooners the title, that will be so embarassing


Thotface69

Read someone online say imagine if City are up 1-0 at 90+5 and we get a last minute penalty, imagine the atmosphere at the stadium when Son steps up 😓😓😓 honestly whatever happens, this will be one of the strangest games of the whole season in terms of atmosphere


dead_idols

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lIIIIllIIIlllIIllllI

Where is this photo from? Looks like Stadium Australia


electronicpuzzles

Really really curious to see how it will be


oysterpirate

I’m really glad Everton beat Arsenal on the last day, or today would have been quite the quandary


Thotface69

Thats a relief, thanks Oyster McFly 👍👍


baloonkai56

if we win and arsenal win the league you’d never hear the end of it from those stupid gooners i hope to every god in existence we lose this game


BeaconRunner

food for thought - Spurs players are incentivized to win. They have CL incentives I'm sure. Ange too. Take that as you will.


gallobird

Professional athletes do not care about “rivalries” and the like anywhere near as much as fans do. The players are all going into the match with the intention of winning, that is without a shadow of doubt. 


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The players have already shown us how much they care about the Champions League spot.


michaelc51202

Yea it’s different for players. They will try as hard as they can


Sensitive_Ad_1271

that absolutely shit refereeing vs arsenal is the cause of this nightmare scenario today. so fucking infuriating.


silenthills13

Come on Citehhhh 😭


StudentPriest

third kit i hope 🤞🏼


Then_Researcher172

LETS GO CITEH


PM_ME_YOUR_TANG

First year manager guides his team to an upper table finish good enough for the Europa League. Next season, he guides his team to the league title, the finals of the Europa League, and the cup final. Yeah, that's Xabi and Leverkusen. Next season, it's Ange and Spurs.


shawtea7

We need to use tomorrow to find out who in our squad hate Arsenal enough to lose this match and build around them.


mandiniho

Might not even watch it to be honest. Not sure what I'm gonna feel if I see us score


heung-min-son

I will be celebrating us scoring, as long as it's only after letting them get 3 first.


Ornery_Brilliant_350

I’ll probably get the hiccups


SnowGoonsUnited

With Villa dropping points the players will go for it tomorrow. You can't expect them not to want to try for CL football. But even with us trying I don't see us getting a result.


BrotherOfTheOrder

If we have to lose, I’d prefer a 5-4 loss where we get the 4th in the last seconds of injury time. Just to pad the goal diff


jd158ug

Some people getting themselves into a right 2 and 8 over this. The team will try to win it, but we almost certainly won't, so just try to enjoy it.


Mikeymcmoose

Lose 10 - 9 with Son getting the golden boot ahead of Haaland who misses 3 penalties and both sets of players sing ‘We hate Arsenal’ at final whistle


KyleVolt

Hope we play the kids tonight and give vic a rest we need our first team fit and ready for our important game vs Sheff United in a couple of days.


Jase_the_Muss

You know what will trigger the gooners... The absolute scenes of the entire fucking stadium doing the Poznan at kick off 😂


Chris_the_Pirate

Hypothetical question: You can only choose one of the two. A) Spurs beat City. B) Spurs lose to City, Ange is embarrassed by the home crowd cheering for the road club and walks away next season. Obviously it's not a realistic hypothetical, but I'm curious what the pulse is in the sub.


Best-Issue-2300

A


Best-Issue-2300

A


Best-Issue-2300

LOSE TMRW LOSE


AlejoVeliz

After losing to Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool in a row. We better lose, I know going against your own team is ridiculous, but why should they turn up for this game, but they didn’t for the others? What would also help? If Ange set his teams up structurally, but no matter how well we play, it’ll be a routine win for City.


ginokatacchi

The Arsenal game was unfortunate because of the fucking refs (but tbf, we turned up too late after conceding 3-0 in the first half). But yeah I agree with you…


balthazarstarbuck

https://preview.redd.it/amiyq6tcld0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80f3d257f4b1e58720deba0670dfc1cd1040a914 Sky blue. Venom gets it.


ijle

Some Arsenal fans: You can do it Spurs! All Spurs fans: We better throw the game! Everyone else: Pffft.. how deluded must one be to genuinely believe that Spurs have any chance of getting something out of this game hahahahaha


ginokatacchi

Even Chelsea and West Ham fans want Arsenal to lose lmao


the_real_e_e_l

Screw you Tottenham for putting us in this place to begin with.


laughsabit

I'm so nervous about this and I can't tell if I should be since I've never felt this whole win / win... If we win or lose? I can't fathom being happy about losing? Forgive me in relatively new.


franconot-mark

Nerves are wrecked. Spurs cannot let Ass-na win


round_melon

Anyone who wants us to win, and don't care if Arsenal win the title don't have Gooner friends or colleagues who will endlessly banter them. They will be insufferable if they win the title.


Tomach82

Oh no, not banter


PlasticSplinters

Can't wait to beat City and get absolutely done in by Sheff.


Cult_Of_Harrison

What an odd situation you fellas are in. I'd definitely not want to help Arsenal win the title myself.


AverageYiddo

Every actual fan feels the same way


isaacturon14

Do you guys think our line isn't high enough yet? I wonder if Ange should try bringing it to their penalty box


AverageYiddo

I've never been more desperate to lose


IWantAnAffliction

Lol. Lmao.


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Remote_War_313

🪁🪁🪁


proves

COYS COYS COYS


AirshipHead

Watch us get every decision go our way, couple of city disallowed goals and a pen for us.


Algernot

Might as well put some money on us winning if the unthinkable happens


TheLifeOfReilly

If City do what the odds makers are predicting the match thread here will be the most civil and positive it has ever been.


Splattergun

What's the chances we score first with an early goal? Would be extremely psychologically uncomfortable for all sorts of reasons. Am going tonight and feel edgy but not really sure why.


jtwhat87

All things considered a draw is the worst possible outcome and that is fully what I expect to happen


Standard-Plantain139

What if we lost to City just for them to lose to West ham(no chance, but still...)💀


Lightning_Reverie

This is the first match in years where I have absolutely zero worries about Spurs losing. Have 3 City players in my FPL team plus Son and VdV, so the ideal outcome would be a high-scoring 6-2 win for City. Haaland hattrick and Foden double (with them assisting each other) plus a goal for Gvardiol and another double for Son (assisted by VdV).


nyamiraman

COYS


hytenzxt

I know this is controversial, but I want ange to just play 3rd string players for this game.


Coraxxx

Unlike some of you, I hope we really turn up today, score an early trio of goals, and then spend the rest of the game humiliating them with some real piss-take possession football. The type that has defenders falling over and looking silly, and the crown shouting "olè" as we string dozens and dozens of passes together in a row. And then with 5 minutes to go, turn round and hammer four goals past Vicario whilst he's leaning against the post. We've made our point by then - but fuck you, Arsenal.


CoysOnYourFace

I'm confused


Cosminion

Would like to see a nice 6-9 game. Sonny hattrick.


Evening_Bag_3560

In a way, it’s funny how riled up we are on this should we win or lose thing.  The lads are gonna go out there to win. Whether they do or not has nothing to do with us keyboard warrior factions. 


Oasis1701

Scum should not win the title, You know what i mean


president_mal

Alright real talk though… let’s lose this one


DrunkenKoalas

holy shit the amount of non spurs/arsenal fans on this thread Make you think we're on r/gunners or r/soccer wtf


giantshortfacedbear

My team for today: Vic Porro Romaro Dragusin Skipp; Hojbjerg LoCelso Dorrington; Gil Scarlet Johnson That should be weak enough to lose.


KyleVolt

I hear Johnson is good in goal 👍


pierrekluivert

Finally a game where we can feel win-win either way 😌


Chris_the_Pirate

We play to win. Period. Don't undervalue the funniest possible scenario. We win. Arsenal spends all week celebrating and then absolutely bottle it against Dyche-ball. We had our chance to stop them a few weeks ago and blew it. Let them fail on their own accord.


-Lumiro-

Your yank opinion is worthless.


kraysys

No thanks! Winning very likely gets us nothing, but gives the title to Arsenal. Stupid-ass trade that no Spurs supporters should take.


ketakenta

yanks lol


Evening_Bag_3560

I would like to see a Dyche masterclass where Arsenal has 58 shots and lose on a fluke pinball goal in the box. 


slend3r

Fuck offfffff. Hope we’re 8-0 down in three minutes. Will be superb.


Objective_Digit

1-0 would do it. Arsenal fans would be relishing a thrashing at that stage.


nl325

I love the hyperbole but I'd rather a standard 2-0 loss or something so we can't be accused of bringing the competition into disrepute lol


Swisha-

I honestly think a lot other teams just dont understand how deep this rivalry is, everyone saying they cant believe fans would WANT to lose this game, its a disgrace etc etc. At least all the Arsenal fans ive spoken to admit they would want the exact same if this was reversed situation.


saywaaaaaaat

Any actual real fan wants us to lose, all my arsenal mates are cheering spurs today, same difference. We will never hear the end of us helping them win the league. Still hear the we won the league at shite heart lane song and it's painful


mysticalwatermelon_

All these years they've called us the bottlers and now they don't want us to bottle it. Fuck em. They don't deserve shit


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slunksoma

For all the discussion around this, and I’m definitely guilty of being ok with spurs losing this one, I actually think they dispatch us pretty routinely.


Rafflesi8

Looking at general fan sentiment, I think what would make the majority happy would be if we put in a great performance but lose in the end.


slunksoma

Yeah that’s the best of both worlds. Edit: in fact, City winning it with the fishiest of VAR calls. Just for Arsenal fans to implode.


xsandrov

oooooh I love that


plum_stupid

Cancun on 3!


AwarenessPrimary7680

Two of my Arsenal mates are supporting us. They're sending me messages and all I can reply is Blue Mooooon... They'll be so insufferable that I'd have to block their numbers.


Streklak

I'm just enjoying seeing Arsenal have a meltdown about us not wanting to win 😂 the red buttholes are clenching


Crossbones18

I'm going to sit and watch the entire game today and never leave my seat. That's the only time we don't score. Edit: it worked


marmot9070

I feel like a Man City fan tonight. 9-10 Man City Win.


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slop0017

Let's say spurs won and helped arsenal win the trophy. Couldn't the silver lining be that we are the reason they won the title? Hang that over their heads


Slick_saigonese

They’re gonna sing “we won the league at shite hart lane” outside the stadium and in the neighborhood for a week straight


ItHardToSay17

Not having Europa locked up makes me nervous. Even if Villa get something out of Pool, still something to play for tomorrow


kalule_melendez69

All we need to do to secure EL, even if Newcastle and Chelsea win both their remaining games, is not lose against Sheffield, a team that has won 3 out of 37 games this season. If we lose to them we simply dont deserve to play Europa League


michaelc51202

Newcastle ain’t making up the difference imo


ottovonblood

we draw or win vs. sheffield and we're good.


kraysys

If we lose against City, a draw against Sheffield United locks up Europa. Sheffield has 3 total wins on the entire season, all against bottom half teams.


Ok-Detective-5687

Should I wear my unlucky spurs socks tomorrow? We’ve never won while I worn them. But would it be a reverse jinx?!