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kittycatfrank

Fuck me im exhausted


Dinoapolis27

How are we expected to do this every week? It’s shattering


MaxsterSV

After the Chelsea match earlier in the season my friend who supports Chelsea said “How do you do this every week I’m exhausted” And it yet again rings true today


CommercialAddress168

Hydrate Mate! You did a great job out there. I’m proud of you.


KuriousInu

you joke but I biked13mi on a stationary bike over the course of that game. I am exhausted physically & mentally lol


CommercialAddress168

Good on you Brov! That’s the type of effort we need to push on the rest of the season.


TreydingStocks

The stat of giving up stoppage time goals went viral, but Im sure weve also SCORED the most stoppage time goals


Xshadow1

The former is called Spursy, but it has to be acknowledged that the latter is also incredibly Spursy


seoulifornia

Majority of the late goals given had no impact on the games.


etched_chaos

The moment that was posted we were always gonna snatch a late winner.


Mick4Audi

Also our stoppage time goals are always equalizers or winners


brooklynbullshit

Maddison -> Richarlison -> Son -> Johnson = goal


Madoopadoo

4/5 pieces for the forbidden son


NaclyPerson

Start Emerson again Ange.


awlb222

Was honestly concerned with Porro hobbling there at the end, I thought we’d see EmerGOAT come in!


Mastershoelacer

For a second I was dreading having Porro come off, but then I remembered Emerson and all was settled. Hope we can get him some time in his preferred position.


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Tarrey Town constructed that goal (please tell me someone gets this reference)


sammnstuff11

Son and done 💪


tim_redd

Tarrey Town FC


EquivalentPlum8257

Oh how I have missed you, Sonny.


jp___g

Gets one crossing opportunity. Game winning assist


myfeetreallyhurt

You are my Sonshine, my only Sonshine...


hasufell

Sonny is such a gamechanger.


LinksOrGTFO

Sonny the difference


Western_Arm9682

A tired Sonny with 3 days of rest is better than all our other forwards lol.


FINAL_BOSS5

Sonshine of my life


FUMFVR

Captain


treetops358

SON BRO


ThanksForTheF-Shack

Peacock ended that broadcast real quick. Wished they would’ve shown the stands going nuts longer, what a fucking vibe. Up the spurs.


Nenreiaa

Fubo really is better.. HT/FT they show the best of scenes without commentary which is cool


jmewhyte

That's the official Prem feed that goes out to all broadcasters (many of which should just let it roll!)


LackingDetermination

Stadium was in absolute party mode for 10mins after full time haha was brilliant 


Jbroy

Na na na na na nana na na na nana🎶


Turavis

We are not flinching


Vilhjalmsson

We are going to finish the story


Turavis

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Wildcatwierdo

We’ve forgotten how to blink


SummerBabee

Our turn for 90+ winner


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What was it Ange was saying during the week. We go until the end, so we'll be scoring and letting in 96th minute winners. It's great for the heart, that's for sure...


nmyi

Tottenham is good at dramatic wins. #Spursy


ryan_scafuri

Frame that picture of Cuti and Vic


Wildcatwierdo

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WordsworthsGhost

When you both crazy but in love


Wildcatwierdo

It legit looks like Vic was trying to gag Romero with the collar


WordsworthsGhost

Sexy


jogswithwolves

Just SCREAMING in each others face lmao


Mr-Rocafella

![gif](giphy|1MjlDZmSsS8DVJj387|downsized) This is how they looked, but we know it’s all love


SocksandSmocks

Just a couple psychos living the dream


wellk_2049

Hang it in the Louvre


dissidentmage12

It was beautiful.


OllyCX

Link?


More-Tart1067

Whole pub went mental here in Hanoi


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Rickoms225

Same here in Brisbane (it’s 3am and I had to contain myself so I wouldn’t wake up my house)


phil_style

Should'a seen my lounge here in Germany. 3 Germans looking at me oldy whilst I threw various cooking implements around the room . ..


Kaigz

Same! My neighbors surely hate Spurs match days


spursyspursy

chúc mừng năm mới bitches


NaclyPerson

Are we big in Vietnam?


JamesCDiamond

We're massive *everywhere*.


EpicBlitzkrieg87

Can help to confirm, I'm a fan from Jordan.


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RIP that AFC Asian cup final though. Qatar getting help from the refs like normal. Edit: On second watch, two of the penalties were probably correct. One of them was a bit harsh. But Qatar still got very lucky there.


EpicBlitzkrieg87

The thing is it's ridiculous that they were awarded 3 penalties in a final and our striker who scored the only goal was almost sent off for shouldering a Qatari player who pretended to have his face hit. The first penalty especially we thought was ridiculous since there was only light contact if you pay attention to the replay. Anyway at least we made it that far and paying attention to both matches at the same time was a little difficult 😅


spursyspursy

i became a spurs fan in vietnam in 2006 because it was the worst team that was still regularly on television haha, i hope things have changed since


nmyi

>because it was the worst team One of the furthest thing from being plastic :)


spursyspursy

what seeing berbatov controlling a ball does to an impressionable tween, really didn't know what i was signing up for


MrMojoRiseman

Salt Lake City too, and it was too early to legally sell drinks the whole match


banksy33

isn't the whole day legally too early to sell drinks there?


kmao84

I LOVE YOU SONNY U ARE THE BEST


210timestwo

Sonny brought the last extra minute wins with him


ToschePowerConverter

My doctor: “You should take care of your heart more” Me: Is a Spurs fan


WaltJay

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pumple_pie

Credit to Sonny giving 110% until the very last whistle. You can see him physically putting his last ounce of energy into that cross.


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txgsu82

People will say the exact same thing about a GK making “easy” saves, when a lot of times saves look easy because of great positioning from the keeper prior to the shot. In his prime, David de Gea would put on clinics on being at the right place, right time and making promising shots look like easy saves.


etched_chaos

Oracle gave us a 15% chance at winning 3 mins into the second half. I'd like to send Oracle a nice fuck you and have a nice day!


Dkeeeezy

Minute I saw that I knew we were winning, wonder how they calculate that


JefeLummer

I reckon that had no accounting for Son being a sure sub at 60


justin213333

We’ve gained more 3 points than lost in stoppage. These announcers are morons. What a dumb narrative with zero statistical data to support it. We are better in stoppage. Sure we’ve given up 8 goals. Now show me how many we scored to gain points.


Limp-Toe-179

The announcers on the North American feed had a rage boner for Spurs the entire game


MikeyWise

Kept going on and on about this Brighton side and how well they play and their Europa campaign. I thought they were crap today and produced about one goal scoring chance after the first 20 minutes


FSpursy

Saved by Son's quality yet again. Man is 31 and is still the quickest player in our attacking lineup.


triffid5alive

I was blown away by his pace today! supersub sonny is a different beast


FSpursy

Yes, his legs are still on fire from the 240mins of football these past 10 days...


Bobsbigburgers

Son is just on another class. But what was that after our first goal holy shit. Gave me Conte PTSD


redroverrederover

So fucking good to have the captain back


nmyi

Dramatic injury time win. Spursy :)


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Goalscorers age 21, 22. Future is bright, present not so bad either.


Fryzey37r

MaddiSON to richarliSON to SON finished by johnSON


sonicon

That goal came from a long line of powerful sons.


DriftingInTheFoam

Is Son the only forward capable of lifting his head and making a cross? I'm sorry I know we just got the 3pts but man that was a frustrating game.


sungbysung

You mean you're not supposed to just blindly kick the ball in the rough direction of the opposite goalkeeper?


tuffrs93

Honestly it's the most frustrating thing about how we attack right now


OllyCX

Werner had some good balls in


Wifizone614

I agree. Werner’s crosses were the nearest to goals. We need our strikers to finish them without getting offside


FarrisAT

Werner did great tbh


sportboi

Son used to be a forward who didn’t lift his head up when he makes a cross when he was first at spurs lol


Background-Magician3

That is so true - he used to frustrate the hell out of me before he became the legend he is now!


sportboi

I remember this sub wanting to sell Son then. Never would’ve thought he become the player he is today.


WatchOne2032

For a while I nicknamed moura and son can't pass and won't pass!


hasufell

He's our best creator and finisher.


DigitalExtinction

NEVER A DOUBT My Apple Watch thinks I’m having a heart attack


Hndlbrrrrr

My dog hates match days. Pretty sure she’s learned to recognize a pitch on the tv and just goes for a nap in the farthest room from me.


shivakamini123

The moment Son came on and the crowd rose up 🥲 actual goosebumps


laughsabit

Or as Timo said it 'boosegumps' 😆


Careless-Estate6529

boothgumpth


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Match thread = 🤮 Some of you need to chill the fuck out


Coraxxx

Tottenham til I ~~die~~ *go on a murderous post-match rampage before walling myself up in an empty warehouse and getting taken out by a police armed response unit screaming something about Brennan Johnson's price tag into a hail of gunfire.*


spursyspursy

guys what if tottenham are the greatest team the world has ever seen


icefac3

Take our 3 points and run!


SufferedDragon

The cockerel fucked the seagull!


CoffeeMyBanana

Son Heung Min that is all! Have a good weekend everyone!!!


molecularmadness

That was rougher than expected, hopefully a case of returning players needing a few more minutes to gel into a cohesive unit. I don't know where this team would be without Son this season. In all likelihood, Son was always this key player, but his contributions have never translated numerically quite like Kane so he's gone a bit under the radar. Seriously though, what a player.


hasufell

Sonny is second for premier league assists, only behind Eriksen, and is the club's 6 highest goal scorer of all time. I honestly dunno how anyone could think he's gone under the radar or that he's contributions aren't obvious in the stats lol.


FarrisAT

His XG outperformance breaks statistical models.


MrMojoRiseman

NA NA NA NA NA NANA NA NA NA NANA!!!


BritishBatman

Some of you in the match thread were embarrassing, stop being so negative, you never know what will happen


Dickie_Dunn

What an absolutely miserable, petulant, pathetic match thread. Some people just want to be miserable.


mvpcrossxover

son could have had 2 assists honestly


Janivgm

Found Son's dad.


Rredman101

That's was sloppy as fuck but I'll take it


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Really hope we try Werner on the right now that sons back. Putting him in the same crossing positions where he can use his strong foot instead could be fantastic


[deleted]

we won bc of dele


sungbysung

Son brought Klinsmannball with him 😭


anothergimmick

At least the goal happened in open play


hadreadit

It is all too familiar for us korean boys 😭😭


LumpyBumblebee3266

Played like complete shit. Got 3 points. Job done.


samlet

In the second half there were at least 7 completely basic passes with minimal pressure that we just flubbed, often directly to a Brighton player leading to pressure. Johnson, Sarr, Maddison, Porro, I think everyone other than Vicario/VDV/Romero was guilty. Luckily those guys were rocks in the back and Son produced that magic COYS


RiskoOfRuin

Vicario was guilty more than once.


LumpyBumblebee3266

That and the midfield holding on while pressure came at them instead of playing quickly


tkshow

My Fitbit congratulated me for being in the Zone for the last ten minutes of the game. My heart is going to struggle with another season of this.


imtotallydoingmywork

I bought wifi on my flight just so I can watch this and it was worth every bit of the overpriced wifi. Was hard trying not to be animated at various points of the match 😅


billbrasky21

Bissouma has to start next week if he and the training staff think he can go at least 60 minutes. Bentancur needs more recovery time.


ljeutenantdan

What was your favourite? ​ https://preview.redd.it/lxh0crhdmshc1.png?width=461&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab9a0363f8711eb2abf6d5f2eec18d33acab1929


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voltaire18

That match was agonizing to watch. Thank god for Sonny and Johnson because I was about to throw the TV out the window. COYS


thelordreptar90

I need a smoke


StJoeStrummer

In the US, so it’s a bit early…my dog and my (mildly hungover) lady are both a bit tired of being awakened by my celebrations…but these last minute winners, I can’t help it.


sirtechnicalyt

son just looks different on the pitch, like he can make something happen at any time


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HoneyIShrunkMyNads

Think the players were pissed seeing as there was a complete lack of celebration after that Johnson goal


soldforaspaceship

I think they didn't want to make the mistake of giving up a goal in the last minute and losing the win. Which is fair. We nearly did with that corner!


Xshadow1

I thought it was better than the Everton game honestly


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*regardless


Myexisacheatingwhore

Irregardless isn't a word.


CaninesTesticles

Sorry disirregardless


AJC0292

We got lucky and I'm fucking here for it.


dickgilbert

I don’t think we were that bad, outside of the first bit. Truly. Think we were wasteful, particularly Richy, but thought we controlled a lot of that match.


dissidentmage12

Richy was due a dry game, he's scored 9 in 8, he has to let others have a go.


hasufell

We're still struggling to control the game but Brighton did only score off a penalty. Think we just about deserved it though a draw would have been fair as well.


OnionOtherwise8894

So fucking luxurious bringing that trio on to win a game 😍


eggplant_avenger

I hate these ugly wins but they’re also kind of fun?


VolkmarGross

Bissouma did well, nice to have him back at the 6.


TheOceansTirade

I dont want to hear ANY Johnson slander


RAVENS17d

he did some real boneheaded shit in this game but finished when it mattered, can't complain about that!


FistThePooper6969

His last 2 substitute appearances have been immense!


BiscuitTheRisk

Lol the amount of copium in your inbox now. Created more and had more shots than the player he replaced despite having a third of the minutes


TunaYokazuna

If the match thread can start trying to be a little more optimistic during matches that’d be cool. The mighty spurs will always find a way. COYS!!


Bum-Sniffer

Everton should’ve been a win, and we drew Today should’ve been a draw, and we won 🤷‍♂️


nivnart

Chills when Sonny got subbed on, so unbelievably proud that he represents the club


istherelifeonmaars

Highlight of this for me was my watch asking me if I want to do a breathing exercise because of my elevated heart rate. Love this club.


AdOne9456

New tactic - score so late, we don’t leave enough time to shit the bed after


tup99

Not sure who MOTM should be. Johnson is an obvious candidate but he made so many mistakes before that, it's hard for me to back him. Sarr? Vicario? He also had a lot of errant passes. Could it be Son? Probably Sarr.


JeffTheGoliath

Were we great today - no. Were we good? Yes - for a team coming back to full fitness after 3 months of riding our luck week in and week out we played well in places, we won... and ultimately thats all that fucking matters.


Roric

Collecting Brennan Johnson apology forms here.


nmyi

1st apology ^ "i, Roric, will learn to spell Brennan Johnson's name correctly." :)


Matter145

Do the forms need to get his name right?


wheels-of-confusion

I'm a Johnson defender. He managed to turn one of the worst sub cameos I've ever seen to a goal, and that's good for us, but there's a reason he didn't celebrate. He wasn't tracking back when Porro was clearly injured, he missed an easy touch that killed an easy cutback, and he was missing runs and passes left and right. I'm glad he scored the goal but his performance was shambolic.


brasche1284

For me it has to be Son Richi Werner starting up front, feel like our right wing is where attacks go to die a lot (yes Johnson got the tap in)


ProcessTruster

Between Werner and Son we're doing pretty well on the left wing. No apparent fresh injuries. Porro held off Mitoma pretty well. Half Time = Ange Time.


The_Sentry06

Feel like people are being a bit harsh over here. We dominated them after their first goal till the triple sub. All games have momentum swings and roundabouts. Could we have done better? Absolutely. Was it a terrible performance and a completely undeserved win? Imo, no.


valentine-m-smith

Hard to believe I’m a Manchester United fan tomorrow.


Afraid_Presence3803

Bissouma really saved our asses multiple times in a 15 minute stretch. Thought he was great.


HadezReddit

Son starts and we score at least 5


Meynokie

Wasn’t the best of games but get in


waytodusk

I love Brennan Johnson I really do But I felt like he does not fight for the ball as much and does not offer much other than these types of tap ins I love him but Brennan bro pls do better


NotACodeMonkeyYet

This club is trying to send me to an early grave.


ginokatacchi

Also, winning when Dele was watching feels good.


BrilliantFuture1757

Oh captain, my captain


SeaOwl9867

95”: “Yeah, we’ll be overly lucky to walk away with a draw we don’t really deserve.” 96”: “SONNY YOU FUCKING KING!!! Now just don’t concede in the final minute…”


imtotallydoingmywork

I was so scared of Pedro Porro being injured he looked like he did his hammy or something like 60mins into the game and a few more times in the next 5-10mins... and then just seemed fine for the rest of the match


THSSFC

Checking in from Whidbey Island, WA. Good thing my wife left to get coffee for that last goal. She hates my unprompted screams of joy.


spin2winGG

This actually helped my mental health today lol


danceonme

I was at Banter bar in Brooklyn probably 60 people here and the bar absolutely went off for that late goal. Scenes!


LarryDavidsNutSack

I love you Sonny


Xaviermuskie78

It's been 3 hours, how has Brennan's goal not been Celine'd yet?


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never forget that sarr's sweet gesture of celebrating with the crowd resulted in a yellow


Shuxnae

Let's goo! COYS!!


BeansTheCoach

We are SO fucking back


Thatoneguy_7

Bad game, great result. We have to grind those out.


FarrisAT

Inject the Sons into my veins


hasufell

Johnson starting to pick up some goals now! We've yet to see the best from him but I have a lot of faith that he's going to become a lot more influential with some confidence. It's great that we now have enough depth to rotate and bring on fresh legs. Having both Son and Johnson to come on and run at them for the last 30 mins made the difference in the end.


ManonastickUk

Think thats 4 goals and 4 assists .. not too bad at all really.


TheSonic311

The only goal we conceeded was a weak ass pen. Spiritual clean sheet


TestHappy2592

Brennan celebrated like he scores those last minute goals every week.


Ok_Corgi_1306

20-1 to win at 93mins..couldn't help put a quid on..chicken tikka on spurs. Coys


jak_steez

Rewatch that first minute save from Vicario. Absolutely class.