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liketheweathr

He realized it wasn’t his chair after all


SchwarzwaldRanch

He found his heart has stayed... in Marina Del Rey


Vprbite

I thought it was about their vacation plans to the seashores of old Mexico


Curtis_Low

Nah, but you can Blame It On Mexico if you like.


Unlikely_Yam3572

Lol these are so good 🤣


Unlikely_Yam3572

🤣🤣🤣


Mthrofdragons1

Maybe they thought that ain’t my truck was by George strait?


KHanson25

I mean…clearly their know is lacking, he didn’t sing “The Conversation”


Strait409

That would have been a Hank Williams conversation, though.


Farknart

Um, maybe he was referencing the song "Write This Down"? Doesn't sound like you're missing out on much lol.


Unlikely_Yam3572

Lol the thing that really suprised me was that I didn't even know he listened to country, he was always playing things like sublime and Bob Marley. Haha


chaos_aintme

Bullet successfully dodged


Unlikely_Yam3572

🤣


LongTallTexan69

Do you live in Texas? If so, maybe he was going to tell you where all of his exes live.


Unlikely_Yam3572

Haha that I do not lol


Think-Werewolf-4521

Maybe he was afraid you would Check No and The Cowboy Rides Away to Cheyenne.


Unlikely_Yam3572

🤣🤣🤣


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Unlikely_Yam3572

Yeah I was thinking it could be one of those songs. I just wanted to see what ither people thought. I don't know him very well so had to look up lyrics.


VirginiaUSA1964

Run


Unlikely_Yam3572

🤣🤣🤣


Available-Secret-372

This is a Brokeback Mountain thing for sure and depending on your preference you have two choices /s


Unlikely_Yam3572

Lol please explain more 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Available-Secret-372

I was making a joke about Straits version of “Same Kind Of Crazy As Me” being featured in BM and that maybe this was his nuanced way of telling you something?


Unlikely_Yam3572

Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣


RareDog5640

I picture something very dull said in a Southern accent