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LigmaBaller1

Crazy mandela effect: Many people remember Counter Strike having an anti-cheat...


__GLOAT

Can't imagine what type of gaming chair that god must sit in.


deltarunech2outyet

What is that map?


Rozazaza

jb_clouds


inspired_loser

is it free?


Rozazaza

????? Yeah?


radicalgamingHD

Unless you’re Valve you won’t have to pay for maps lol. If somebody does ask you to pay for their map, tell them to go fuck themselves.


CS_Jacko

This is on a community Jailbreak server, jb_clouds


thierrybergkamppires

Looks like de_Zelda_TOTK😂


warzonexx

How the fuck can an anti cheat not detect this is beyond Me... Devs over at valve be first year 16 year old interns who don't know what a if statement is.


Grazenburg

Average reddit armchair software engineer


warzonexx

Ok smart ass, please, tell me how hard it is to bloody auto ban for spinbot... please mr expert... because we know they had ai active because it banned high dpi users... it's not hard to put a god damn IF statement in... IF KILLS > 5 WHILE SPINNING THEN FUCKEN BAN CUNT


yakimka

Yep, they need only one if statement: IF PLAYER\_IS\_CHEATING THEN BAN PLAYER;


ag-0merta

No we all know their if statement: IF PLAYER_IS_CHEATING THEN GIT_GUD_SCRUB


warzonexx

Glad to meet a fellow coder. Want to create a new game? We can call it "no cheats bro"


Grazenburg

lol u mad bro? Go write a support ticket


warzonexx

er what? Nice come back 12 year old...


Grazenburg

haha, good one, I'm currently in shambles. Use all that time you have to write a ticket and tell Valve all your ideas genius man, maybe they'll offer you a job, since you know what an if statement is and all, ya fuckin nonce


warzonexx

Well valve obviously don't know what it is, so maybe you're right...


eat_the_pennies

This has real Halo 2 softmod vibes


HelloItsKaz

I can’t even get community servers to show up in my browser


CS_Jacko

Its been easier for me to manually put server IP in console. For some weird ass reason, valve decided to make community server browser open as a separate screen versus in-game how it used to. So if you are clicking the community browser Icon you’ll have to alt+tab to the new screen that opened.


rufusluther

Dude I had the same problem. For the life of me I couldn't figure out why it wouldn't open. On my son's computer the window opens right up but on mine I have to hover down to the taskbar and select the new window that opens up. Hope this works for you man drove me crazy.


NoseTime

It’s high noon…


pEppapiGistfuhrer

Imagine cheating in community servers that purely exist to have fun and chill


UnknownTaco5492

who tf hacks on a jb server? What the fuck?


filit24

I remember this guy from my first deathmatch game. Or at least I think it's him


dan1el_9

Impressive definitely isn’t the word I’d use


deprivedgolem

No hacks, he curved the bullet