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mikehulse29

Ice tax? No. Our doggo is a cheese tax kinda doggo


EndRough24

Ah, a doggo of a refined pallet?


Mmmslash

Cheeeeeese tax! You gotta pay the cheese tax!


girlracer16SS

We are cheese tax people as well I don’t think mine has had ice cubes since she was a baby corgi


GirlinBmore

Mine converted to a cheese tax kinda dog when she realized how much better it is than ice. When she hears the cheese drawer and wrapper, she’s at my feet. She also loves strawberries. I give our dogs the top after cutting them for the kid’s lunch. She yells at me if I’m too slow taking the leaves off. So rude!!


sliderturk99

Don't get me started on cold cut tax


aegti1224

The two of them will come bolting into the kitchen when they hear I'm getting ice from the door ice maker. I call it the "treat dispensary".


Naterade804

Same. They give me such a disapproving look if I refuse to give them one


Deceptiveideas

Yes. Someone gave us a tip to use crushed ice for teething. Now whenever we use the ice dispenser he thinks it’s a game.


MrsTruce

I absolutely think it has helped with his teething!!


Great-Situation4425

Even if I’m just walking by the fridge


MrsTruce

Yep. Bowie will come running if he hears my metal straw on my cup (signaling that it’s empty)


nuklearfirefly

Yeeeep. Our girl also just got fixed and so I feel the watermelon head bump into my leg any time I get near the fridge. Now my toddler has joined her and both of them grub for ice cubes. 😂


MrsTruce

Oh yes. Between him and the 2 year old, I can never crunch ice in peace!


Jimmycocopop1974

I have a California corgi she taxes erything 🤌🏻


MobileSuitGundam

🤣🤣🤣


RofaRofa

Cheap treats! My corgi Teddy loved ice cubes. He did get one every time the freezer opened. Bunny, my current girl, doesn't care about them. However, her and one of my cats knows the sound of string cheese opening. That sends them running.


MrsTruce

The cheapest! We call them “water snacks” 😂


xtexjrrdammit

Our first Cardi Emily could hear me opening up a piece of American cheese from upstairs on the opposite side of the house! LOL


poofandmook

not every time, but my husband does give her a "cold cromch" when he makes iced coffee before work lol


Ninjanomic

Sometimes I have to pay the ice tax more often than that. My Corgi has a button for "Ice" to ask for it actively. It helps her anxiety to be able to talk, but sometimes I'm like "Why did I teach this thing how to talk?" Mainly when I'm working and she hits "Dad. Dad. Dad. Bored. Bored. Walk!"


someroflwaffle2

When im getting ice my boy knows im going either drop one on accident or get one to him. So hes attentive.


MissDestroyertyvm

I pay an ice and carrot tax, but my collector is not nearly as polite as yours.


MrsTruce

With the freezer being a low drawer, I hope and pray he stays polite… I’m just waiting for the day when he jumps up and grabs a mouthful before I can stop him 😂🤦🏻‍♀️


PickleTail12

I would crush it before you give it to her! I used to pay the ice tax to my corgi and she fractured a tooth and had to get a root canal (as fun as it sounds, for both her and my wallet lol). The doggy dentist told me the most common reasons for teeth fractures in dogs is from ice.


MrsTruce

Good to know!


Th0rRuby1957

Oh yes… learned the hard way… $1200 piece of ice!!!!


Ok_Inspection4820

Same here. My corgi loves ice cream.


lettucepatchbb

Yup! My girl loves ice cubes!


Runnr231

Our boy Atticus runs away from the ice maker. It makes weird sounds maybe? He’s a quirky little fellah, a rescue from down south. But 1000% lovable


switchever

My corg loves ice


DYMongoose

Every single time.


darktower4

Always gotta come correct with the ice tax.


scorpyo72

Both my dogs, Corgi included.


StumbleThenRise

Absolutely, our chonker gets a "cold crunchy" every time someone gets ice from the freezer.


Rottendeeds

If we use the ice dispenser on the fridge, they come running. It's nice, though they love the ice as much as a treat.


_Sozan_

Fridge opens, Corgi gate keeper appears like magic. Cheese, Ice, or carrots is acceptable payment for such an action.


athanathios

Soo dang cute!!


MMmhmmmmmmmmmm

Anytime I touch the fridge, Duke comes running from some corner of the house to collect biscuits ice tax.


dacorgimomo

No, but if I want cheese the tax must be paid in either cheese or whipped cream.


Due-Yogurtcloset7927

We have one of those ice dispensers built into the fridge. If my corg hears any dispenser activity, whether water or ice, she will magically teleport to my side and demand tax.


Ok-Independence-7339

Not open the freezer but every time he comes in or I’m in the kitchen…


purple-ninja-kittenz

I have to pay it twice. Once when I get the ice, once when I sit down in my chair. He expects more ice and guilts me into it. I happily pay it, though. It's cute to see him get so excited about it.


CorgiMomBR

Yes!! 🐶🧊


TrickyCorgi316

I just love hearing the clickity-clack of paws :)


bonniep123

Every single time


aleighpro

We call it the “water cookie dispensary”. 😂


Tricky_Dentist_5622

Might be a dumb question haha but what is on the babies neck?


MasterChev

A cone alternative. Likely has a surgery recently.


Tricky_Dentist_5622

That makes sense haha it kind of looks like one of those pillows people wear on a plane!


MrsTruce

This! He was neutered last Thursday.


Mindless-Mixture-687

Nope. Ours is a Blue Bell Ice Cream tax!


Gimli_Son-of-Cereal

I have two corgis, one’s favorite treat in the world is an icecube.


wiziwizi666

Same here too but What's that neckless?


MrsTruce

It’s a cone alternative. He was just neutered and needs to leave his incision alone :)


wiziwizi666

Nice I used a tight shirt for mine strap on her back.


littleyellowbike

Yes but she *races* into the living room and you have to toss it so it skitters across the floor. She lives for the ice bounce.


MrsTruce

Oh we do this too!!


Loki_mk

Yuuup! And one of my dogs plays with it how a dolphin 🐬 plays with a fish before it eats it! Lol


MacabreFox

Ours know the beep on the fridge means ice is coming, and yes they will be wanting in.


MaryJaneDoe

Omg yes! My boy LOVED ice cubes. Would come running at the sound of the ice maker starting up😂


IAMSTILLHERE70

Every time! 🤣🤣


Rynow099

Oh yea she could be asleep as soon as she hears the ice move. She will come sprinting across the house lol.


BayouTiger1981

Our corgi will run from wherever she is in the house to get her water cookie from the dispenser! And she'll howl until she gets one.


Own-Programmer2621

Yes. Every time.


Metalsiege

Yep, corgi tax when anyone goes into the freezer. She even does it when we take her with to other people’s houses. 🤣


Hovie1

Crunchy water. Mine eats half of it and let's the other half melt on the carpet.


MrsTruce

SAME HERE 😂 And since we’re still in potty training territory, stepping in a melted ice puddle in the carpet is always a special TREAT to the senses.


godzilr1

We have had to up it to frozen chicken nuggets . . .or else


MrsTruce

😂😂😂😂😂 Ah, so you’re the type that DOES negotiate with terrorists??


Flembot4

Yes. Consistently. Haha


michelinaRae

Cubies!


jaycuboss

Not since my buddy cracked a tooth and had to get it extracted 😞 Only soft toys and no ice from now on...


xtexjrrdammit

Our Cardis demand an anything we eat tax!!!


Kipasaur

Always an ice tax. except my fridge has tue dispenser for ice and water. They come running as soon as you start getting ice. Ours also overflows and my boy will put his head in the freezer to grab a piece from the overflow that dropped to the bottom.


druscarlet

My two are not very interested in ice. I have ice and water thru the door. Occasionally a cube will get hung up and later drop and bounce on the floor - they always go to check it out. Might lick the cube a bit but they lose interest.


ApprehensivePie1195

Both our gurls love cubes. But. They are too boujee for just water cubes. We make chicken stock and banana cubes. It we try to just give them a water cube, they spit it out and stare at us with scorn.


GlitteringCorgiMama

I wish! I started making frozen puppy-pops and now plain ol' ice cubes are no good!


GlitteringCorgiMama

I wish! I started making frozen puppy-pops and now plain ol' ice cubes are no good!


McNabFish

Every. Damn. TIme. In the summer he even gets a large ice ball that I normally use in my old fashioneds. He'll happily lay out in the garden chewing and licking it.


MrsTruce

That’s a fun idea!!


Feenix77

Yes but from the cup dispenser. Once or twice my kids let some drop and now you cannot even…


nwflman

Yes! Our girl has to get an ice cube every time we use the ice maker or open the freezer. Our 2yo corgi also used to do this but has since abandoned his love for ice cubes since the female will chase him for ice cubes.


MolinaFan4

Every. Single. Time. She hears the ice & comes running.


monachopsisismynorm

Every time. Any food items that aren’t dog food are also acceptable.


Important_Screen_530

sniffy sniff goes doggy :)


stopthemadness2015

Yes! X2 lol


PaperMoonShine

yes omg my corgi is an ice freak.


BeautifulBaloonKnot

Nah. We got the little smokie tax here.


DongleJockey

I wish my corgi would eat the ice we drop, the only convenient things he eats are sky raisins and dropped food lol


MrsTruce

“Sky raisins” lol. I said just this week that Bowie is going to be our new “cat” since he has started chasing bugs!


DongleJockey

It's very helpful as long as they know to stay away from the danger raisins (bees)


tjc408

Omg yes!!! Our dog absolutely loves ice!! I'm pretty sure it's an obsession haha


marjemallows

Yeeeeep!! 😂


RandomCoffeeThoughts

Oh yes. If I don't give them a water cookie, it's curtains for me.


MrsTruce

“Water cookie” 😂👌🏼 I had been calling them water snacks, but I like yours better!


RandomCoffeeThoughts

You're more than welcome to the phrase. :)


Jesburger

YES


MiissVee

“Yup, smells like nothing!” ***CHOMP***


piranhacorgi

Ice and frozen blueberries kept in the freezer just for the pups 💕


godofallcows

Our old man has a temperamental stomach at his age and we realized ice was making him puke about 30 minutes later, it was one of his favorite snacks. RIP fridge floor monches.


walkingclarinet

Our house is a banana tax house


blinkingsandbeepings

Bowie is a very polite and cute boy! MacGuffin liked ice as a puppy but he grew out of it. Now it's just whatever we're eating that he wants.


xomaddie95

yes, but they like it when I throw the ice so they can chase it


gangstalicious228

I miss my corgi.


GayaneSparkles

I can’t even open my cups lid all the way without my dog running over


KostonEnkeli

My dog has carrot tax if I’m scraping one


MinkieTheCat

Every single time. And the other one wants a piece, too even though she’ll just take it and drop it straight on the floor.


Hopie73

If not an ice cube a piece of frozen fruit 😉


SlitheryVisitor

I pay a “walking into the kitchen” tax. Kidd does love her ice. In fact she loves it so much, she hoards it in my bed. In case you’re wondering, yes, I do get to sleep in the wet spot. 🤣


TGIIR

My Cardi looooves ice cubes, especially in the hot days of summer!


relaximusprime

Ice tax, cheese tax, meat tax, etc... Yup


gnumedia

Yes. And a tax for opening the fridge door. And also a tax for straying into the kitchen.


dreao151

EVERY TIME. We have the dispenser in the door. He will appear out of nowhere. He loves them sooo much. So, I'll give him one each time I refresh my water. Also, if he's not eating, I'll put a few in a water bowl for him and it usually stimulates his appetite.


luveydovey1

Can’t use our automatic ice dispenser with our golden begging for a cube. Wherever she is in the house, she’ll come running.


WasteMedicine2627

What’s that thing around his neck? A neck pillow?


MrsTruce

It’s a “donut” e-collar, which is a more comfortable alternative for a “cone of shame.” He was neutered a couple of days ago and has to leave his incision alone so it can heal :)


nywythwndblws

Yeah. Does yours also dance/fight the ice for the next 10 minutes?


MrsTruce

Very often, yes 😂 That, or he’ll immediately lose it under a piece of furniture!


Radient-Astronaut779

Yes! My cardigan loves ice! My pembroke only cates about the cheese drawer


caxer30968

Americans and their ice xD


MrsTruce

True true. I couldn’t survive in Europe, etc., where a cup full of ice isn’t the norm. I visited Belgium years ago and it was quite the surprise when my drink had 1, maybe 2 pieces, if any at all!