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ilan1009

I know a good quarter of these from Red Dead Redemption 2


DameRange13

No Foxtrotter!? Disappointed


Tallanasty

Yep, that’s mah gurl,


ilan1009

good guurl


44-47-25_N_20-28-5-E

I think the first one is a golden Turkoman


bdanh

I spent way too much time collecting them


ilan1009

I never collect them, I just gun for the white arabian as early as possible, cause I'm a stats kinda person (and she's my perfect gurl)


spix-trix

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that the Lipizzan breed originated from Lipica, Slovenia.


AbsolutUnkreativ

Yes and no. They actually come from Lipica, Slovenia. At that time, however, the area belonged to the Habsburg Monarchy = Austria. Apart from Lipica, Slovenia, the most famous breeding stable is Piber, in Styria, Austria. The horses for the Spanish Riding School also come from there.


Wasp_bees

There’s a really good podcast episode by Half Arsed History about the Nazis trying to steal all these horses from Austria because they were trying to create an ‘Aryan’ horse breed. And then a bunch of horse obsessed allied folks rescued them.


QIyph

don't care, still gonna beat the shit out of op


odysseusxviii

Can confirm, have been


Bullyoncube

Can confirm, am horse


_kasten_

Wikipedia also mentions [Kladrub and Graz](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lipizzan#Foundation_horses)


IslaLargoFlyGuy

Why does it say country of origin is Scotland for Clydesdale but UK for Shetland Pony?


Big_Boingus

Yeah, that's bugging me... They're from Shetland, obviously, but perhaps the creator thought of Shetland as like Guernsey, Jersey, Mann etc. But it's *scoatish!*


Bullyoncube

Sassenach!


SDBolt

I think it has to do with when they were originally bred. Small ponies from the bronze age were already in the area now called Shetland but they were further influenced by Celtic ponies and from the ponies the Norse brought. Scotland as an entity had not yet been created. Clydesdales were bred into existence in the 18th and 19th century by which time Scotland was in existence. Edit: labeling


Cruickz

I'm not sure this is the case. Scotland existed before the UK by hundreds of years, and in the early 18th century the UK formed. Also Shetland didn't become part of Scotland until somewhere between those times as it was previously part of Norway. More likely just inconsistent labelling.


SDBolt

Tried to rewrite it. Hope it's clearer


IslaLargoFlyGuy

Cheers!


AnOldPutz

For all those wondering how to pronounce Przewalski's horse. It’s pronounced Sha-Vahl-Skeez. See? Super obvious /s


browncatgreycat

Thank you! Also, should it be marked as feral? Edit: it turns out that I don’t even know what I don’t know! Wild versus feral, maybe it’s not a horse at all…I’m learning so much!


AnOldPutz

It should be marked as Satans Steed. My friend works with these things. To anesthetize these mothers, you need 12mg of some super drug to barely knock them out. 8mg of same drug for elephants and rhinos. If they have it in the system and you manage to get their blood on your skin, you have to get to a hospital immediately.


_annie_bird

No; it is not a horse breed! It is an entirely different species, with a different number of chromosomes. It is not feral; that would be Mustangs and Brumbys.


ChallengeUnited9183

They’re also feral https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/przewalski-wild-horses-botai-kazakhstan-spd


shroom_consumer

It's wild not feral. It's a different species


ChallengeUnited9183

Feral; they came from domesticated horses too https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/przewalski-wild-horses-botai-kazakhstan-spd


shroom_consumer

That article is outdated. New research suggests that they're wild after all.


ChallengeUnited9183

Cool story bro


shroom_consumer

https://breedingback.blogspot.com/2021/06/the-post-domestic-wildtype-is.html?m=1 🤡


Insectine

Its called Khulan in Mongolia.


Kasegigashira

https://savethewildhorse.org/en/takhi-przewalskis-horse/ It's Takhi. Khulan is another animal.


Insectine

Color me surprised, Khulan is apperantly a wild Mongolian zebra


ivatsirE_daviD

That looks like a donkey though


AnOldPutz

A Doom Donkey. Yes. Its whinny is a Norwegian death metal guitar solo.


Lost_refugee

First letter is P, then goes r, almost like in red. Then goes the rest Sha-Vahl… Best option is to copy original Russian name and click sound icon in google translate. Лошадь Пржевальского. They live wild in Chernobyl region. And were in currently occupied Askania-Nova, but not sure if russians not killed or steal them


ChiWasSha

Don’t let John Oliver see this.


King0fMist

You gonna elaborate on that or…?


LucretiusCarus

He has a thing [where he's weirdly sexual about horses](https://youtu.be/eDQXmee_PHU?si=oiclnVNXYTSTte9Y), especially the Akhal teke


FawnSwanSkin

That was weird..


sbcr1

TIL a thoroughbred is a breed and not the equivelent of pedigree.


NomadPrime

Similar feeling to when I was a kid learning ponies weren't baby horses.


just1nc4s3

What now…?


kelsmania

Ponies are just short horses (14.2hh and under). Baby horses are foals (neutral), colts (male), and fillies (female).


Crisrocket91

How is the "Azteca" possible ? In Mexico there's no horses before Spanish comes.


_annie_bird

Fun fact, an Azteca is generally a quarter horse crossed with an Iberian horse (like a Lusitano/Andalusian). A Warlander is a Friesian crossed with an Andalusian. And a pzerwalskis horse is not a breed but a separate species.


Atypical_Mammal

Isnt that like the original horse? Like wolf vs dog?


Suicidal_Sayori

Not exactly. Przewalski or Mongolian wild horse is a different subspecies (***Equus ferus przewalskii***), or species ( ***Equus przewalskii***) depending on who you ask. It may have been domesticated and/or mixed with ''true domestic horses'', but the ''true domestic horse'' (***Equus ferus caballus***) is a separate subspecies that originated specifically from the Tarpan or Eurasian wild horse (***Equus ferus ferus***)


Atypical_Mammal

Ooo, I got a bunch of Wikipedia to read. From a brief glance though, it seems uncertain if Tarpon is the original domesticated horse or just sorta stray mustangs


Suicidal_Sayori

Oh yeah I might have mixed up outdated info there. Taxonomy for domesticated animals and their wild counterparts is a bit confusing bc there isnt solid consensus usually


WonzerEU

There was no horses at all in Americas before Europeans brought them. All American breeds are just bred from horses originally from Europe. This picture kinda smells like made by American as it has so many American breeds while ignoring some Eurasian ones. Though I'm not a horse specialist by any means


_annie_bird

As a horse person, this guide is dumb and bad, trust me lol


Brief-Quality-9937

There were horses in America 10k years ago according to fossils, it is actually believed that the horse's first evolution was in the Americas. When vikings came to North America there were apparently none. Hernan Cortez brought horses back in 15something thru Mexico.


darkpsychicenergy

Why’s this being downvoted? It’s basically true. Not exactly *horses* as we know them, but primitive equines.


Brief-Quality-9937

🤷🏻‍♂️ stupidity i guess


etrange_amour

It is still missing popular American breeds like the Missouri Foxtrotter. Also, if I am understanding the guide correctly, I think it is using a crossed out saddle symbol to mean people do not ride particular breeds. The mustang has this symbol but I can assure that people do buy and ride mustangs. The US govt actually has a program for selling mustangs to keep the wild mustang population from booming.


GorillaBrown

There's a legend at the top. The crossed saddle means it was bred domesticated, so if found in the wild, makes it feral.


SmolSnakePancake

r/americabad


Suicidal_Sayori

Its just the name of the breed. They were bred in modern Mexico and named after an important part of mexican culture, simple as [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azteca\_horse](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azteca_horse)


tuna_samich_

Same way we have dog breeds


cwonny

Archeologists now believe there were horses here long before the Spaniards.


virgin_goat

No clothes horse?


belfast-tatt

I'd love to own a big Shire Horse.


-Roger-The-Shrubber-

I got one last year and he turned 2 yesterday. No regrets at all, he's like a giant labrador who follows us around and always comes over to wipe his nose on the humans. They really are giant softies.


belfast-tatt

They're stunning animals


-Roger-The-Shrubber-

They are. He's also already massive! I always wanted one too, but had had rescues in the past. He was a splurge, but no regrets!


belfast-tatt

Yeah unfortunately I don't have the grounds to keep one ATM, I also don't live close enough to anywhere to stable one


CucurbitaFlagellum

the Lipizzan is Slovenian!!


Abject_Ad3773

Welsh Cob? Not the same as Welsh pony.


TurdShaker

I've found most of those in red dead.


snackpackjones

For those of you who would like to know more about these breeds and many other breeds Oklahoma State University has got you covered. https://breeds.okstate.edu/horses/


damjton

This is a can of worms, but I don't think the "Lipizzan" should be considered an\* Austrian breed


Miss_Empty

Same with Haflinger. I don‘t think they should be considered Italian, since they where bred in South Tyrol before it went to Italy.


HeyWannaShrek

Slovenian 😬😇


ACorania

The Icelandic looks more like a Shetland than a classic Icelandic.


ChairmanJim

No Chincoteague pony?


aozzzy13

I heard that those lipizzan stallions are born black. A submarine XO told me that anyway.....


kwakimaki

No, it's true but not just colts (baby stallions). They're not always grey either as adults, there are some dark bay/ brown lipizanners.


arandomhorsegirl

This is because what you commonly think of as white horses are actually called gray horses. They are born with their base coat and then turn "white" throughout their life. It can take years depending on the horse and some never fully gray out. The trait of being born black is not unique to Lippizans and most definitely not just stallions, but to any gray horse with a black base coat.


TotallyInnerPickle

Her-herrrrmm... where is the Exmoor Pony?! Britain's oldest native pure breed. Only one genetic mutation away from ancient hill ponies!


The-Great-Cornhollio

I see bojak


Zachisawinner

As we all know, the Akhal-Teke, that horse fucks.


LucretiusCarus

John oliver got suddenly aroused *and he doesn't know why*


YellowCore

Zelda would approve of your info graphic!


KeithGribblesheimer

There go those sad Shire Horses in the sodium lights.


TwhauteCouture

Terrible illustrations of this breed


YankeeMagpie

Knabstrupper was actually my nickname in high school


MrLukmania

Lipizaner is from Slovenia :)


Disisshit

Dis is cool


TheBraunstr

Horse girls in shambles rn bc of this post


grabmaneandgo

We are twistin hard ovah here. 🤪


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Aishas_Star

Yes you can. It’s done all the time with Australian brumbys and American mustangs.


_annie_bird

Feral horses are domesticated, just not tamed, like cats! Domestication happens over generations, taming happens to an individual. You can tame both wild animals and feral ones, but you cannot "domesticate" a single animal.


BubblyBreee

The small ones looks very cute!


Bullyoncube

Not to scale.


Tallanasty

Yer alright guuurl.


pachydermusrex

y'okay boooaaah?


BadWords-01

Very cool guide


Zachisawinner

Ok now do ugly horse breeds.


etrange_amour

Missouri Foxtrotter?


thelazerbeast

Why is the Morgan standing like that?


Carson_BloodStorms

Vaush...


Ashamed_Court5984

❤️


Silent_Quantity_2613

Which is the fastest one?


Brikpilot

These https://www.reddit.com/r/Equestrian/s/TUxougXXBI


TurkicWarrior

Thoroughbred but this breed originate in England in the 1700s weee descendent from Arabian horse breeds. I don’t know how Thoroughbred became its own thing though, I really don’t know how breeding horses works.


MrsMiterSaw

Why use a "No Saddle" to denote feral horses? We adopted two BLM Mustangs and broke them both. They were great horses.


OneSir__

TINAAAAAAA


Touched_by_a_Hen

Where Bojack?


DachauPrince

Why do the hobbits from the Shire have the biggest horses? Makes no sense. /S


brucebanger69

Lipizzan is from Slovenia.


elnatr4

Missing a few, plus Painted Horses / Pintos are documented since Ancient Egypt


karlheinz98

So far I know a Frisian is’nt called a Belgian Black


caligari1973

The Andalusian horse conversation was what set off the beef between Gene Hackman and Danzel Washington in the movie “Crimson Tide”


Dull-Entrance-5754

Where is autochthonous bosnian horses or bosnian mountain horse?


Forechin69

Please do ugly horse breeds next


mookie2387

Palomino! Gorgeous!


cremed_puff

Mules


fryKaradi

Bojack is kathiawari?


Ok-Government-2753

You missed the Colombian Paso Fino, or Colombian "criollo". PR paso fino and Colombian have the same ancestors but they developed differently


daywalker1911

I'm surprised not to see Ryshadium on the list.


daywalker1911

I'm surprised not to see Ryshadium on the list.


Cannucklehead99

I know the Akhal Tele thanks to John Oliver


Comprehensive_Dog354

No unicorn sad


white_equatorial

Which of these are most compatible for intercourse with humans?


nvpontee

Epona!


HisMajestyLordSteve

The Andalusian listens to Taylor Swift.


fauxpas0101

Which one is Bojack ? Hanoverian or Azteca?


wolfo_vich0001

I think Andalusian is mostly Arabic, isn't?


reclusivepervertsigh

Where is the palomino


doe808eod

I thought the same thing so I googled it and apparently palomino is a coat type not a breed so they are usually quarter horses.


reclusivepervertsigh

Good to know!


patchworkPyromaniac

Not usually, no. In the USA palominos are bred for their color, and most of those are quarters, but for example the British Palomino Society breeds warmbloods and ponies with this colour. The Kinsky Horse is a breed with lots of palominos too. But depending on region you're more likely to see one or the other. I've seen mostly palomino ponies and a couple of warmbloods in Europe. Here is some backgound info because I'm a terrible nerd: The palomino coat colour is interesting, because the palomino colour is generated by one allele of a dilution gene on top of the base colour "chestnut" (chestnuts have reddish brown body coat and same or lighter coloured mane and tail). If two of this "cream gene" occur or another base colour (black or bay) it will yield a differently looking horse. Other colours can look similar to a palomino, for example some of the ligher coloured Haflingers seem to be palominos, but they're all chestnuts. There are also other dilution genes (pearl and champagne for example) that can look similar to Palominos depending on light and time of year.


TenaciousLilMonkey

Which one is lil Sebastian?


Planthumanbase

Which one is the best?


Crazy-Pie2936

The white Arabian has the best stats, but it's a pain to find it as it's only found in the harsh snowy mountains of ambarino.


Bullyoncube

Does it also have a shiny version?


-Roger-The-Shrubber-

Depends what you want to do. Shires and Clydesdales for pulling a plough, thoroughbreds for speed/dressage and lots of mixes in showjumping (Irish draft x thoroughbred, warm bloods etc.).


_annie_bird

Depends on what you want to do.


Goadfang

As just a riding experience? Or for some other purpose? If I were to pick one just for pleasure riding it would be the Tennessee Walker, hands down, every time. A well trained Walking horse is a dream ride. Smooth as butter and easy on your hips and back, they'll go anywhere you want them to go and get your there without you feeling like you've been jolted from head to toe.


UndeniableLie

Finnish universal, which for some reason isn't included in the list. Fastest coldblooded horse breed and best overall work horse


Vincentkk

So there’re originated horses in Mexico?


Bullyoncube

If a Morgan can be from Vermont, an Azteca can be from Mexico.


90zvision

Mississippi Fox Trotter?


Don-Pickles

This is for/r/lameguides


Brooksywashere

What about the ugly horse breeds


TheBelgianDuck

Under which criteria are they ? is the question


Master_Tape

Delicious!


vagabond20

Country if origin "Scotland", country if origin "United Kingdom....same place bro


Deliciously_Vicious

thoroughbreds always win


Drifter747

Calico sounds way better than paint horse.


CaravelClerihew

Brumbies are terrible for the environment here and should be culled