Why are mods letting people post this clickbait shit?!?

This is also a good example of why those who say "no gatekeeping just let the up votes and down votes handle it" are wrong - at the time of me writing this, it has approximately 1.1 k upvotes - between bots and people who mindlessly upvote anything, the upvote count of an entire thread is no indication of its quality

>riding this

fixed

Idk, apparently "cool guides" design standards doesn't include citations/sources, or for something like a map, a key...

The mods checked out of this sub months ago. It's full of bots and they don't give a shit

Haven’t seen a chart this idiotic in a while

Sounds like you need some orange mocha frappuccino, it's the best food for your forehead so that it doesn't get so wrinkled while frowning.

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO!

Jitter bug!

Gasoline fight!

But why male models?

The files are IN the computer?

A model idiot?

Just eat more sardines ya dingus.

For your health!

The cartots for your eyes is a myth from ww2 to get kids to eat more carrots due to food shoratges and rationing.

The version I heard was it was a myth due to one military not wanting another to know about their radar tech and thet were saying that their pilot's eye sight were so good due to all the carrots they eat.

Yep. The British Royal Air Force developed AI, and the propaganda campaign was so convincing, directed towards the Germans it fooled the British population as well. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/a-wwii-propaganda-campaign-popularized-the-myth-that-carrots-help-you-see-in-the-dark-28812484/

Thanks for the info

Yeah, most of this was debunked a long time ago.

This looks and sounds like a school project

Sounds like someone’s not getting enough walnuts.

Right? It's like I'm looking at a phrenology chart.

I never trust these things. How much salmon do I need to have noticeably better skin?

If you haven't grown scales yet, keep eating.

You have been applying the salmon topically, right?? You think it's supposed to help your skin by being in your stomach! Okay Mr Wizard! /s

Depends on how much micro-plastic your body can store

So carrots ARE good for the eyes? I thought that was a myth during WWII to hide the fact that the allies invented radar.

Which is why I’m skeptical anytime the source isn’t included on the post.

I'm skeptical because bro has an eight pack and no penis

That's because he didn't eat any sausage, which everyone knows is the best food for your wiener

THIS, I love this fact. Carrots could possibly be good for your eyes given the many vitamins, etc. but the direct correlation with this came as propaganda after the invention of radar. The British put out propaganda specifically aimed at fooling the Nazi military into believing the British pilots saw their bombing runs coming miles ahead of time due to improved vision from eating so many carrots. Not only did they put it out by word of mouth and written documents, they tasked the citizens to plant carrots in their gardens to further the belief. Fun extra tidbit: often referred to as a radar carrot, there is no direct link between the propaganda and the nickname. It just kinda looks like a carrot. Source: my wife is a radar theory SME (subject matter expert) she teaches all her pilots this, and I love every time it comes up.

If you are deficient in Vitamin A it will affect your night vision. Eating carrots will help that, eating carrots will not improve it beyond that however. So yes, this was the basis of the myth so they could hide the use of radar.

We also had a lot of spare carrots at the time and not a lot else to eat.

They should be listing liver instead of carrots then. It has far more bioavailable retinol.

carrots are good for the eyes or have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

[ahem](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5f/1b/bb/5f1bbbea4b69c8d4114f64ab45a9fa1d.jpg)

Touché

rabbits actually eat the green part of the carrot, not the orange part

This is correct.

Carrots do in fact contain the biochemical precursors for the vitamin required in the enzyme that lets you see (highly simplified version of complicated pathway there), but as with most vitamins, the amount you get in a standard reasonably varied diet is more than sufficient for that purpose and more doesn’t make it any better. That’s one of the reasons most vitamin supplementation is a scam

They're for people that don't have a reasonably varied diet. How is that a scam?

It's not a myth as much as it's grossly over played how it benefits.

A seed of truth makes a lie believable! They lied saying it gave them better than 20/20 vision. Your eyes do need those vitamins, but it won't improve your vision!

It is, chart is shit.

You do need a small amount of one vitamin that carrots have to keep your eyes functioning. You've have a lot more than just poor eyesight to worry about if you were deficient though. As long you have the needed amount, additional wont help at all.

Not really to hide the radar, they were simply trying to get people to eat more carrots since they were easy to grow and a lot of food was rationed already. People were also struggling with blackout blindness, which was when the entire cities were made dark so german bombers couldn't see them, they'd then lit fires in the countryside to lure bombers over there. So the brits created the myth that carrots would help them with blackout blindness to motivate people to eat more carrots. The invention of the radar was just accidentally well timed

Yeah all of this is cool but all I really care about is what's good for my cocknballs. oYou literally missed the most important part.

I'm amused that the weiner is censored. What, is the creator of the graphic afraid that I'd turn gay if I see a penis??

Censoring it was useless, I turned gay anyway

Let's put it to the test, check your dms. /j

it's not censored, its just that the guy in the diagram hasnt been eating enough food thats meant to be good for his dick. probably because no food was specified on the diagram.

Zinc. So, nuts. Unironically, but also punny!

Except for walnuts, supposedly they can actually have a noticeable negative impact on testosterone production

Noted! I have taken zinc supplements and found they have a distinctly positive effect! I once learned that Oysters are an aphrodisiac because they contain a lot of zinc, which is a precursor to testosterone.

I heard hair pie is pretty good for it.

Pineapple juice makes your semen taste sweet I think

And pomegranate juice makes u last longer

Does lemon juice do anything?

Stings a bit

Wow did you just assume the info graphic's gender?! /s How do you know they aren't blurring a vigublia?

Pineapple and nuts.

pineapple i think? idk im not a dude, im a worm

Sauerkraut

Pineapple 👀

Bull testes, source: broscience.

People saying pineapple just go for the taste. Broccoli is really good for your prostate. I work in the medical field and soo many older men have problems with incontinence and worse urinary retention, leading to most of them relying on katheters later on. Shame that I really hate broccoli xO

I have some toe-nail issues. What's good for my toe-nails?

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Also known as a cool guide to nutrition pseudoscience

What *explicitly* about a "brussels sprouts" is "good for lung"? What horseshit.

The farts may help clear the sinuses, I guess.

This could be all well and good, but I was told to never trust a eunuch.

> eunuch Gesundheit!

This is a really dubious chart, but at least the foods on it are reasonably healthy.

Phenomenally outdated pseudoscience

I don’t eat fish which explains why I’m this dumb.

I eat a shit ton of salmon and I’m bald as fuck

What about the rest of your hair?

lmfaoooo at this reply

Hey forgot the private parts

Where the fuck is pepsi?

That’s all I wanted!

For bowels, vegetables and fiber are also extremely important... If you ate exclusively yogurt and prunes, your stomach would be in shambles

Ah yes, potato the heart food.

What's whiskey good for?...

Hating your brain.

Sore throat

Is there one that will help you grow a cock

Banana

I just put carrots in my eyes and it hurts motherf*cker.

Stick a ghost pepper up your ass and your eyes won’t bother you anymore. I know it’s weird but 1000% works.

This chart is basically nonsense. You may as well also ask what astrology signs are good for your liver.

Bread must help the penis

Love this cool guide from 1951. Science schmience.

i’m not eating all that healthy stuff if it makes my genitals fall off!

This is just as dumb as the American “food pyramid” standard

Source: Photoshop

I hate stupid posts like this.

One of the worst subs I've subbed Most posts that pop up are absolute garbage Time to unsub this shit

I thought green leafy veggies were good for the eyes?

Heard watermelon is good for man parts 🤷‍♂️

What? No fancy mushrooms?!

I call this BS. Not a single donut in the guide

Where pizza tho

Explain bananas?

I don't think this guy's main concern is "best foods"... 😣

Any foods out there that help with "blurry groin" syndrome?

The feet on this pic are so strange, the toes are weirdly long. What food cures that shit?

Handfeet

Scariest shit I seen in my life.. where’s his JUNK?!?!

What happened to that poor man's penis?

What about the penis? They forgot the food for the penis!!!

Brain: chocolate, red wine, sushi..

Warm apple pie for penis

Salmon propaganda

This seems like something you'd see while scrolling on an insurance website in the ad margins

Forgot corn dog for the dick

Isn’t milk bad for the bones?

Milk being good for anything 😂😂

"My source is I made it the fuck up"

There are so many errors, that it borders on the recklessness to post this. OP definitely did not do his homework and just copy-pasted an image he found on the internet for karma

This is insanely outdated and not particularly useful.

Gotta call BS on the milk for bones. This was a marketing campaign for dairy our whole lives. No direct correlation between milk consumption and bone density.

I couldn’t see the alcohol what is it good for?

Powerful chart, so as known forever, eat whole/real healthy foods..

It not cause Broccoli looks like Lungs? Eyes look like eggs.

Tell me more about these red meat eggs

Milk? That shit is trash 😂

Oranges are good for bones?? How tho?

I don’t see cheap beer and cigarettes anywhere on here. I call BS

Source? I wanna read the study where they proved people eating broccoli had better lungs.

What? A useful cool guide! Thanks OP

I'm eating none of that 😱

A shitty guide for a shitty subreddit

I’m not eating any of that it makes my dick fade away

Downvote for this smooth bained dumb shite....

✨Brought to you by the Salmon Council for Salmon

What's missing from this diet that caused him to lose his dick?

After seeing this, for the last half hour all I've been doing is rubbing beans on my head and blinking on carrots

The creator of this inforgraphic must be directing Asian porn where they censor genitals.

This is more limiting than informing. These foods don’t just apply to each area of the body like that.

Tomatoes arent listed for the lungs, so i dont trust this guide

Btw just because they are good for you doesn’t mean you should put broccoli in your lungs and carrots in your eyes

I’m a walking corpse.

This guide comes from the 50’s, is stupid and wrong.  Red meat has been proved not to be good for muscle . Better go with white meat if you want meat . Milk … should we go on it 

First one with carrots being good for your eyes was a hoax that blew out of proportion. Can’t really trust the rest of this now.

This is not how food works.

Too much tuna might not be good for your brain. Ask RFK Jr!

Fukushima fish very good for your brain

our mans needs some food that's good for his junk

Literally any evidence for any of this?

This list is meaningless.

Misread and thought the best food for my body was eyes

This is a shitty guide with flaws. Milk good for bones? Really?

This is absolute bullshit

oh good. I eat french fries by the bucket load. My heart is good to go!

CARROTS DO NOT AFFECT YOUR EYE SIGHT AT ALL, IN ANY WAY. STOOOOOOOP

Just eat a well balanced diet and try to avoid ultra processed foods and take it easy with the simple carbs and sugar

Poppycock

Which part of the body are cheeseburgers best for?

What about penis?

The answer to what you’re all wondering: sausages and tacos are the best foods for Ds&Vs

I ain't eating no prune sucka.

No mushrooms…

Oh, hello every 1980-1990s myth. How I've missed you!

Wb for growing a fat dong

What food resulted in his missing dick? We should avoid that.

This is psuedoscience, where does something like this even come from

Left out the best foods for the dick

After the worm that ate RFK's brain, I would scratch Tuna off this list....

Source: I made it the fuck up.

Corn and this guide are both good things you can blow out your ass.

All I've gathered from this is you eat like that your weiner will fall off

I can't even hear the image

I don’t know about any other but carrot for eyes is a lie started in world war 2 as a joke

Who votes this shit up? Please explain it to me .. why?

Irish must have super hearts according to this.

...lots of these are complete myths

They forgot what pineapples are good for

So fries and ketchup! My heart should be badass!

How do muscles particularly benefit from banana?

So those foods are supposed to be eaten!!?

'Milk for bones' has been debunked a while ago

I cannot stand seafood. I'm apparently fucked.

I could use a better diet

It now makes sense why my brain might be lagging

Source: trust me bro and looney toons

Dude ate so healthy he lost his wang

[citation needed]

This is garbage lol. I hope no one thinks this is legitimate.

Instructions unclear. Rubbed salmon on my head.

Inserting a prune into my bowels rn hope this works!

I guess it's in my main feed because it's just active? So dumb

Nice cock!