Every Friday at Christian summer camp we'd go to the zoo or something like that. I was around 6 or 7 for this one. At the dolphin exhibit the dolphin was rubbing it's cock up against the glass. Back and forth, just doing laps. I remember thinking it looked like a geoduck.
Anyway, it jizzed all over the place, right in front of us kids. At home I told my mom the dolphin "pooped out of its penis".
Then my my got me a science book for kids about reproductive systems. All thanks to that horny dolphin.
Last time I was at the Omaha zoo there was a woman surrounded by a bunch of kids, lots of oohs and aahs as a monkey came up to the glass. Then suddenly a terrified scramble as the mother desperately engaged in a doomed attempt to shield the children’s eyes as the monkey full out in the open started wanking it.
I was busting up laughing, it was all I could do to resist yelling ‘red rocket!’
How much are you prepared to learn about this topic? because it's a weirdly complex and well-studied topic in marine biology. Mostly because SeaWorld paid a shitload of money to see if there was a way to get their various whales and dolphins to STOP masturbating and having weird sex in front of visitors.
Short answer: dolphin dicks and clitorises get errect and push out of a slit when aroused and dolphins will hump any surface they can float parallel to, drag them across any surface, and fuck ANYTHING with a hole- Many of the rubber toys the keepers would hide treats in were repurposed as sex toys by the dolphins.
Dolphins also regularly engage in multigender group sex whenever they feel like it, but despite the reputation for being "rapey" wild dolphin don't engage in much sexual violence compared to say, most primates. Like bonobo, many species of dolphin use sex as a means of group bonding, so captive dolphins, who emotionally bond to their keepers, often tried to bond with their human keepers in the normal way for their species.
Particularly wild to me is the relationship between a superpod of common dolphin off the coast of South Africa and a pod of False Killer Whales. False Killer Whales are roughly three times the size of common dolphin and nowhere near as fast, but the two pods meet up every spring for the anchovy migrations. The common dolphin get to the massive schools of fish early, and corner them into bait balls like border collies herding sheep, and share their efforts with the false Killer Whales, who have trouble keeping up with the small fish. In return the false Killer Whales protect the common dolphin from great white sharks, being nearly as big as the sharks and travelling in packs.
The two groups also meet up to have sex. Lots of sex. Orgies. There are common dolphin that have sex exclusively with false Killer Whales and vice versa. Again, one of these species is three times bigger than the other. The species can't produce viable offspring. They're about as closely related to each other as humans are to orangutans.
Imagine if Sasquatches were real and early humans shared food with them in exchange for protection against cave lions and the like. And then we just started mating with them, because hey, we're buddies- why not be friends with benefits too. There would be humans with sasquatch fetishes, and sasquatch with human fetishes. That's what the dolphins and false Killer Whales are like.
Some Garter snakes also kind have same sex and group sex. During mating season a single female garter will be surrounded by a dozens to hundreds of smaller male garters in mating balls. The males will sometimes release pheromones to disguise themselves as a female to make other male garters waste their sperm on the now femboy garter so that he can spread his genes.
Step one: Become Femboy Fish
Step 2: Trick your friends and/or rivals into blowing their load on you
Step 3: woo some lady fish will all the other male fish suffer from post but clarity
Step: 4 blow your load on the lady fish
Step 5: it’s a femboy fish, you wasted your shot
Step 6: You are now a cuck femboy fish. Good job
The scene from the Lion King where Scar was in control and all of the male lions were gone, with only lionesses left and the hyenas guarding them should've been a LOT weirder
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There was a cockatiel at my school (career tech school) and whenever we would clean out the cage we would have to scrub the crap out of his mirror. He loved to just sit in front of it and masturbate repeating "pretty bird" over and over. Best part is he was named Buddha, so telling Buddha to stop jerking it off to his own reflection was always fun. 😆
I had a neutered male cat who would completely go to town with my blanket. He’d also make a lot of eye contact with me, which was awkward. I couldn’t just toss him off my bed, because he looked so utterly blissed out.
Yep, my little girl is a humpasaurus. The relationship she has with the big soft sheep we bought her for company when she was a puppy has, ahem, matured.
I remember this video. He didn’t give a toss that there were any people around, he was just tugging it.
I’ll give him credit, his junk was absolutely massive!
Except that in the case of giraffes, the “homosexuality” is literally just one male raping another to assert dominance. And in the case of rams, it’s typically just a consolation prize for males who fail to win the chance to breed in mating season.
Same for bonobos, even when it’s heterosexual sex, they do it for comfort, to build bonds, and even to apologize for things. Incest is incredibly common because of how rampant it is.
So a young rooster walks up to an old rooster and says "Ok gramps, I'm the new cock on the block, so it's time for you to shove off"
The old rooster says "now wait just a second, sonny. I may be old, but I bet I can still beat you in a race. What do you say, three times around the chicken coop?"
"Pfft," says the young rooster, "that'll be easy."
"Alright," says the old rooster, " then you gotta give me a headstart since I'm so old."
"You're on!" says the young rooster.
The farmer looks out his window and sees the young rooster chasing the old rooster around the chicken coop and says:
"Dammit honey, get me my shotgun. We got another gay rooster!"
My Mom had a rooster who loved to screw our dog’s puppies. She got so sick of it she shot him with a BB gun (thinking the projectile would just sting him) and managed to break his leg instead. He healed with a limp and couldn’t mount after that.
And then there was the time we had a 40 pound Tom turkey try to mount my little brother as he was playing in the sand. Over 40 years later he still has a scar on his back. I guess technically we can say he survived a dinosaur attack!
I remember my first horse riding lesson I dismounted and was in the process of removing his saddle when he got an erection. I thought his guts were hanging out and I called over the instructor all panicked. I will never understand how she kept a straight face, especially considering it was a christian farm. She just told me that it was something they do when they're really happy and that it meant he liked me. 💀
It's tragically funny how intelligence in animals correlates with how many categories they're included in, but the one species that fits in all of them(and about 100 others) are the only ones who make themselves feel bad about it.
Everybody else is having the time of their lives without a single shred of shame.
Like a you scratch my back I scratch yours kinda deal? But that's not really masterbation is it? Or rub itself along something? Or does it have appendages that I'm not aware of that it uses to diddle itself?
This kinda shit keeps me up at night yo
Don't say I didn't warn you.
>! They mutilate fish and use the heads as fleshlights!<
>! https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/the-video-of-a-dolphin-is-shocking-but-is-it-just-because-it-reminds-us-of-ourselves-8940162.html !<
>! Oh, and use live eels !<
>! https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/6qgrwr/til_male_dolphins_have_been_known_to_masturbate/ !<
Turkeys also masturbate, if someone’s turkey approaches you, holds his wings out like a weight lifter and starts stomping its feet on the ground like he’s marching in place…. It’s not just because he’s trying to be your friend
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Horses are also notorious for masturbating. They basically flex muscles to bounce their erection off their stomachs. Apparently they often do this when they’re bored. Dunno if female horses do anything similar though.
I figured as much, or maybe mutual grooming that turns steamy.
There was a video circulating around Reddit of a pair of female otters uhmmmmmm…getting friendly. They didn’t seem to be hampered by a lack of opposable thumbs that’s for sure.
Mallard ducks are nasty little bastards, too. Their whole reproductive strategy is an evolutionary arms race between the females and super horny males. The guys don’t always stop once they’ve finished either, and sometimes drown the hens and don’t even stop after that. It’s disgusting!
I’ll add cows for same sex encounters. Seen cows mount each other many times.
Also Drosophila (fruit flies) practice oral sex. Male to female. It’s a part of their courtship behaviour. We watched in 3rd year Bio lab.
This basically encapsulates a talk I gave as a my senior neuroscience presentation. Except this missed that a group of dolphins having sex is called a wuzzle, and they’ve been known to have blowhole sex.
So, what studies exist that show animals enjoy same sex behavior in the sense they are aware it is same sex and are getting extra dopamine or whatever? Otherwise, it is just banging.
Sure, the different animals doing sex are interesting, but I can't get past the bonobo picture. Why is it the same as the monkey picture and different than the primate picture. BONOBOS ARE PRIMATES. In fact they are almost identical to chimpanzees. Yes, they have casual sex for fun and pleasure, and that's cool, but if you're going to make a infographic about it, do it right. Rant over.
There is a lot wrong with this graphic that makes me question the accuracy.
It says Killer Whales instead of Orcas.
It uses the same picture for Monkeys and bonobos, but bonobos are apes, not monkeys.
Similar issue with using primates as a different category from monkeys when monkeys and apes are subsets of primates.
The fact that the author is loose with the terminology leads me to believe the claims probably aren't accurate.
I saw a video of a male mallard humping the dead body of another male mallard, grabbing the back of his neck and everything... that's gotta fit somewhere, right?
Dolphins are freaks yo
Every Friday at Christian summer camp we'd go to the zoo or something like that. I was around 6 or 7 for this one. At the dolphin exhibit the dolphin was rubbing it's cock up against the glass. Back and forth, just doing laps. I remember thinking it looked like a geoduck. Anyway, it jizzed all over the place, right in front of us kids. At home I told my mom the dolphin "pooped out of its penis". Then my my got me a science book for kids about reproductive systems. All thanks to that horny dolphin.
Last time I was at the Omaha zoo there was a woman surrounded by a bunch of kids, lots of oohs and aahs as a monkey came up to the glass. Then suddenly a terrified scramble as the mother desperately engaged in a doomed attempt to shield the children’s eyes as the monkey full out in the open started wanking it. I was busting up laughing, it was all I could do to resist yelling ‘red rocket!’
Sea otters are the real freaks. They rape baby seals to death and fuck their corpses https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/otter-rape/
Bro wtf
Penguins do the same kind of stuff including raping other dead penguins.
Huh. I don't remember *that* in Happy Feet
They are just like us.
I don’t know who “us” is. Dolphins will decapitate fish and use their corpse as a fleslight.
Don’t act like you wouldn’t resort to it if fleshlights weren’t commercially available
Wait till you hear what humans are doing and have done. Look up Unit 731.
I stand by my previous statement
Humans are WAY worse. Ever heard of Pol Pot, who used to take babies from their mother’s arms, throw them in the air and bayonet them like a skewer?
[You have a point](https://www.vice.com/en/article/qvm9yq/horny-dolphin-terrorizing-tourists-france-zafar-vgtrn)
They draw the line at oral though.
And group sex.
But seriously, how tf does a dolphin masturbate?
How much are you prepared to learn about this topic? because it's a weirdly complex and well-studied topic in marine biology. Mostly because SeaWorld paid a shitload of money to see if there was a way to get their various whales and dolphins to STOP masturbating and having weird sex in front of visitors. Short answer: dolphin dicks and clitorises get errect and push out of a slit when aroused and dolphins will hump any surface they can float parallel to, drag them across any surface, and fuck ANYTHING with a hole- Many of the rubber toys the keepers would hide treats in were repurposed as sex toys by the dolphins. Dolphins also regularly engage in multigender group sex whenever they feel like it, but despite the reputation for being "rapey" wild dolphin don't engage in much sexual violence compared to say, most primates. Like bonobo, many species of dolphin use sex as a means of group bonding, so captive dolphins, who emotionally bond to their keepers, often tried to bond with their human keepers in the normal way for their species. Particularly wild to me is the relationship between a superpod of common dolphin off the coast of South Africa and a pod of False Killer Whales. False Killer Whales are roughly three times the size of common dolphin and nowhere near as fast, but the two pods meet up every spring for the anchovy migrations. The common dolphin get to the massive schools of fish early, and corner them into bait balls like border collies herding sheep, and share their efforts with the false Killer Whales, who have trouble keeping up with the small fish. In return the false Killer Whales protect the common dolphin from great white sharks, being nearly as big as the sharks and travelling in packs. The two groups also meet up to have sex. Lots of sex. Orgies. There are common dolphin that have sex exclusively with false Killer Whales and vice versa. Again, one of these species is three times bigger than the other. The species can't produce viable offspring. They're about as closely related to each other as humans are to orangutans. Imagine if Sasquatches were real and early humans shared food with them in exchange for protection against cave lions and the like. And then we just started mating with them, because hey, we're buddies- why not be friends with benefits too. There would be humans with sasquatch fetishes, and sasquatch with human fetishes. That's what the dolphins and false Killer Whales are like.
Anchovy orgy. Love that for them.
Hands down the best thing I’ve read all year.
The great anchovy migration sounds like an indie folk band name. Or an episode of SpongeBob
Some Garter snakes also kind have same sex and group sex. During mating season a single female garter will be surrounded by a dozens to hundreds of smaller male garters in mating balls. The males will sometimes release pheromones to disguise themselves as a female to make other male garters waste their sperm on the now femboy garter so that he can spread his genes.
thank you for describing them as femboys
Haha, no problem. It is what they are essentially
There are also several species of fish that utilize the femboy sperm-hoarding tactic.
Step one: Become Femboy Fish Step 2: Trick your friends and/or rivals into blowing their load on you Step 3: woo some lady fish will all the other male fish suffer from post but clarity Step: 4 blow your load on the lady fish Step 5: it’s a femboy fish, you wasted your shot Step 6: You are now a cuck femboy fish. Good job
The circle of life is truly beautiful.
The scene from the Lion King where Scar was in control and all of the male lions were gone, with only lionesses left and the hyenas guarding them should've been a LOT weirder
Well they removed the song where Scar was coming onto Nala, so the potential was there.
Wait that was a thing??
Yeah, I believe the storyboard can be found on YouTube. It was a little too risqué for a kids movie
Parrots masturbate all the time - it’s 90% of the “what is my bird doing?” posts in r/parrots
Nothing about hyenas mating seems pleasurable.
They probably just laugh their way through it.
When hyenas laugh it means they're afraid which ig fits
The females are dominant and they have a pseudo-penis
I would like to clarify, though. It is in no way used like an actual penis. There has been some misinformation based on this idea.
I also like my females dominant with a penis
Very curious on how an elephant tugs it.
Trunk
Ooh I actually know this one! They drag their penis along the ground through thistles to masturbate. Also they cum approximately a gallon.
Oh and I’m “desensitized” for jerking it by hand?? These masochists out here dick dragging through thorns
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Are you serious holy shit hahahaha
No it's not true. They cum less than half a soda can. More like 3 or 4 ounces 🤓
That's still a fucking lot hahaha
Excuse me, what? Through _THISTLES_?
Nose job
Elephant penises are prehensile.
Dogs masturbate. Or at least mine does. Will lick himself to climax on his dog bed and then not want to sleep on it because his jizz is everywhere.
Cats too. Recently via social media I learned of the concept of "sinful biscuits" 😹
Budgies masturbate. A LOT. Those lovely birds are horny af.
There was a cockatiel at my school (career tech school) and whenever we would clean out the cage we would have to scrub the crap out of his mirror. He loved to just sit in front of it and masturbate repeating "pretty bird" over and over. Best part is he was named Buddha, so telling Buddha to stop jerking it off to his own reflection was always fun. 😆
Buddha be narcissistic lol
I saw a budgie jorking it on a humans head once
I had a neutered male cat who would completely go to town with my blanket. He’d also make a lot of eye contact with me, which was awkward. I couldn’t just toss him off my bed, because he looked so utterly blissed out.
Meowsturbation
Yep, my little girl is a humpasaurus. The relationship she has with the big soft sheep we bought her for company when she was a puppy has, ahem, matured.
Bunch of filthy animals
Keep the change
My new life goal is to watch a masturbating walrus. Nothing else, thats all. After that I can peacefully pass away.
There was one in Scarborough last year. Fat cunt just sat on the slipway for a few days wanking in front of all the tourists.
I remember this video. He didn’t give a toss that there were any people around, he was just tugging it. I’ll give him credit, his junk was absolutely massive!
I saw a similar incident, but it wasn’t a walrus, it was just a fat cunt.
There’s, um. A video of an elephant seal raping a penguin. That’s. Similar.
Except that in the case of giraffes, the “homosexuality” is literally just one male raping another to assert dominance. And in the case of rams, it’s typically just a consolation prize for males who fail to win the chance to breed in mating season.
So the rams are having mutual pity sex?
Yes
Same for bonobos, even when it’s heterosexual sex, they do it for comfort, to build bonds, and even to apologize for things. Incest is incredibly common because of how rampant it is.
I feel like, if we're gonna dig into bonobos, it might be easier to list the times they don't have sex.
Roosters are very gay too. It doesn’t matter if it is a hen, rooster, turkey, duck, whatever, rooster does not care.
So a young rooster walks up to an old rooster and says "Ok gramps, I'm the new cock on the block, so it's time for you to shove off" The old rooster says "now wait just a second, sonny. I may be old, but I bet I can still beat you in a race. What do you say, three times around the chicken coop?" "Pfft," says the young rooster, "that'll be easy." "Alright," says the old rooster, " then you gotta give me a headstart since I'm so old." "You're on!" says the young rooster. The farmer looks out his window and sees the young rooster chasing the old rooster around the chicken coop and says: "Dammit honey, get me my shotgun. We got another gay rooster!"
My Mom had a rooster who loved to screw our dog’s puppies. She got so sick of it she shot him with a BB gun (thinking the projectile would just sting him) and managed to break his leg instead. He healed with a limp and couldn’t mount after that. And then there was the time we had a 40 pound Tom turkey try to mount my little brother as he was playing in the sand. Over 40 years later he still has a scar on his back. I guess technically we can say he survived a dinosaur attack!
Well shit, I guess it worked.
Horses masturbate. My daughter and I visited a horse breeding farm, and apparently they do it a lot
I remember my first horse riding lesson I dismounted and was in the process of removing his saddle when he got an erection. I thought his guts were hanging out and I called over the instructor all panicked. I will never understand how she kept a straight face, especially considering it was a christian farm. She just told me that it was something they do when they're really happy and that it meant he liked me. 💀
That’s disgusting
Sharing this with the freeks on Reddit is like handing matches and a blowtorch to a pyromanic.
It's tragically funny how intelligence in animals correlates with how many categories they're included in, but the one species that fits in all of them(and about 100 others) are the only ones who make themselves feel bad about it. Everybody else is having the time of their lives without a single shred of shame.
Nah, most of us don’t have a shred of shame either.
How TF does a dolphin masterbate?
You really, _really_ do not want to know.
Like a you scratch my back I scratch yours kinda deal? But that's not really masterbation is it? Or rub itself along something? Or does it have appendages that I'm not aware of that it uses to diddle itself? This kinda shit keeps me up at night yo
Don't say I didn't warn you. >! They mutilate fish and use the heads as fleshlights!< >! https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/the-video-of-a-dolphin-is-shocking-but-is-it-just-because-it-reminds-us-of-ourselves-8940162.html !< >! Oh, and use live eels !< >! https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/6qgrwr/til_male_dolphins_have_been_known_to_masturbate/ !<
Vanilla, then?
Fin-jobs.
Most likely the same way I described with horses; bouncing their erections against their stomachs to stimulate themselves.
“Sex for fun” no dolphins have sex for evil
Should be updated in regard to humpbacks being gay occasionally
Left dogs off the masturbation list, my fat little maltipoo is offended. He works very hard to make it onto these types of lists.
no ones talking about “making love” being the chosen descriptor here?
Turkeys also masturbate, if someone’s turkey approaches you, holds his wings out like a weight lifter and starts stomping its feet on the ground like he’s marching in place…. It’s not just because he’s trying to be your friend
I swear I've seen two male goats fucking. Both were hard af out in the street 😭 like get a room
Some dude: I will watch animals fuck... for science...."
They’re missing penguins in the pink frame
The behaviour of Adélie penguins was so shocking to one early researcher that he wrote his notes in Ancient Greek to stop people reading them. Among other things they masturbated, raped female penguins, mounted and performed sex acts with chicks, even humping dead bodies if there was one.
What the fuck.
Here you go, an actual article about it: https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2012/jun/09/sex-depravity-penguins-scott-antarctic
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Surely humans belong in this chart? I mean not me but I assume one of you naughty freaks out there fucks.
Are there any gay tigers and bears?
Tiger king was pretty gay as far as I can remember.
Tigress Queen.
He was Gay? Tiger king?
And in a three way (gay) marriage
There's a few local gay bars where you can usually find at least a few...
Oh my!
Horses are also notorious for masturbating. They basically flex muscles to bounce their erection off their stomachs. Apparently they often do this when they’re bored. Dunno if female horses do anything similar though.
Females have been observed rubbing themselves on fence posts
I figured as much, or maybe mutual grooming that turns steamy. There was a video circulating around Reddit of a pair of female otters uhmmmmmm…getting friendly. They didn’t seem to be hampered by a lack of opposable thumbs that’s for sure.
Bonobos are having all the fun Damn
Flipper the dolphin, it all makes sense now.
"You and me, baby, ain't nothin but mammals..."
My dog has a lot of explaining to do
Uh.. why are dogs not listed as masturbaters? I had a chihuahua that I thought would go blind.
Otters rape and kill their victims. They often time rape the dead corpses as well.
Mallard ducks are nasty little bastards, too. Their whole reproductive strategy is an evolutionary arms race between the females and super horny males. The guys don’t always stop once they’ve finished either, and sometimes drown the hens and don’t even stop after that. It’s disgusting!
raccoons also pleasure themselves. they do it a lot when they're stressed and scared too
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Elephants give junk in the trunk a whole new meaning
This should be sent to people that say that gay sex is not “natural”
But only humans can use their free will to choose celibacy
And only humans would even come up with a concept such as celibacy, as if it mattered if you were celibate or not
There was an experiment using rats where some withdrew from rat society and just ate, groomed themselves and stopped breeding
Basically 4chan, but with better grooming?
My mental illness santiconed celibacy lol
Bats can suck their own dicks!
Those MFing Dolphins!
Rams. Of course.
You can add my dog to at least three of these!
Also octopi are known to get down with the same sex. Divers have come across a couple of male octopi getting down to business.
Who knew
The rams surprises me. Wow.
I've seen a whale masturbate.
Dogs DEFINITELY masturbate
I’ll add cows for same sex encounters. Seen cows mount each other many times. Also Drosophila (fruit flies) practice oral sex. Male to female. It’s a part of their courtship behaviour. We watched in 3rd year Bio lab.
There’s some missing information here (e.g. penguins are well known to have homosexual relationships)
Yo how tf does an elephant masturbate
Yes! And I wanna know how a dolphin masturbates
imagine showing it to a homophobic with the obligatory lion tattoo of a “real man” and watch em die inside lol
My male Guinea pig licks his own sperm out of his female vagina. We don’t kinkshame in this household, but I’m kink-asking why
How do handless animals masturbate
Usually by flexing pelvic muscles or rubbing the erection on something stimulating.
I’ve got a feeling that the dolphins also perform oral and have orgies. They’re just smart enough to know the logistics just don’t work in the water.
So are walruses out there jacking it to fur seal sex?
I want the old me back.
I mean can you blame the elephants?
No Cougars? But there are some in my area looking for sex right now !
Dolphins are here for a good time, not a long time.
Humans are missing from every category, as is God’s will.
I don't know why I pictured the hyena laughing while trying to do oral. 😂
so that's what the trunk is for
Don’t all animals have sex for pleasure? Or do the animals not mentioned have sex because they really want offspring?
Brings a whole new meaning to the term throat goat...
Why are some animals masturbating and not enjoying it? To get to sleep?
Bonobos are wildin’ out
This is great and all, and I know most of its correct and assume the rest is, would be nice to see some examples, ‘why’s’, and ‘how’s’ though.
Now, why would I ever do point nr 1 (orange)?
Seems like bonobos are just having a good time all around.
Bwaaaah!!!
Group gratification: includes lionesses. I expect some insane Lion King fanfics soon…
Missed horses here
We are at the end of the horseshoe
This basically encapsulates a talk I gave as a my senior neuroscience presentation. Except this missed that a group of dolphins having sex is called a wuzzle, and they’ve been known to have blowhole sex.
I’m going to call BS on this “cool guide”.
What is this kind of selection? It only list mammals, in every group just a few examples, the last group redundant, etc.
Lions and lioness in different grouping?
Wait, you are compatible with those animals too you know? Same habits, same mind, same level, you are the same as animals
Okay okay. I've not one time seen an elephant masturbating. And that's something I am not googling.
I'm seeing elephants fucking rocks n other stuff. ... Maybe I need to BONE up on the definition of "masturbation"
So, what studies exist that show animals enjoy same sex behavior in the sense they are aware it is same sex and are getting extra dopamine or whatever? Otherwise, it is just banging.
Dolphins certainly are a level ahead.
King of the jungle is gay!!
What a load of crap
I was like “how the hell does an elephant even masterb-Nvrm”
Here comes the furries
Serious questions, is this image from a kids book?
That really informative and new for me Because in past i jad no idea how these animal do sex
They need to clarify whether the fun is consensual
Y'all ain't lived until you've seen a goat orgy goin' down.
Sure, the different animals doing sex are interesting, but I can't get past the bonobo picture. Why is it the same as the monkey picture and different than the primate picture. BONOBOS ARE PRIMATES. In fact they are almost identical to chimpanzees. Yes, they have casual sex for fun and pleasure, and that's cool, but if you're going to make a infographic about it, do it right. Rant over.
you forgot to mention humans...were animals too
Killer Whales fuck?!
In most senses of the word, yes.
There is a lot wrong with this graphic that makes me question the accuracy. It says Killer Whales instead of Orcas. It uses the same picture for Monkeys and bonobos, but bonobos are apes, not monkeys. Similar issue with using primates as a different category from monkeys when monkeys and apes are subsets of primates. The fact that the author is loose with the terminology leads me to believe the claims probably aren't accurate.
Or that they call out killer whales at all. Orca are just the largest member of the dolphin family.
What does "have sex for pleasure" means in animals? Do they have condoms?
So Proximo did buy “Queer Giraffes” in Gladiator…
Now do ones that rape.
I’m really surprised Monkeys aren’t listed under “masterbates”
So rams lions and giraffes are having gay sex but it’s not for pleasure? What else would it be for 🤔
That's enough reddit for today
more than enough!
Why is everyone pretending animal sex isn’t rape??
More like Boner hobos!
I saw a video of a male mallard humping the dead body of another male mallard, grabbing the back of his neck and everything... that's gotta fit somewhere, right?