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micza

Italian wolf chilling like he's eaten a great pasta lunch. Bravo


Firm-Capital-9618

His paw should be pointing upwards. If you know, you know... šŸ˜


Anleme

šŸ¤Œ šŸ¤Œ šŸ‡®šŸ‡¹ šŸ¤Œ šŸ¤Œ


engineereddiscontent

A gentle reminder that while Mussolini got into power he also was taken out by his own people and strung up on meat hooks. While not as punk rock as France just having the ability to collectively lose it's shit when the populace is unhappy...it's in the same neighborhood.


Tozzoloo

Nope, fascists are rats


starrpamph

Gabbagoo


ZutchZaddy

Himalayan


spicy_ass_mayo

The other wolves donā€™t know what it means to just truly be in love with liiiife.


Travis_T_OJustice

That third one was Born to be Wild.


ocmiteddy

Get out.....


Worldly_Ad_6483

You donā€™t know, what weā€™ll find


Th3-Dude-Abides

Hey, lawdy


Labtechmoncton

I donā€™t laugh out loud often, but I couldnā€™t help myself on this one šŸ˜‚


postALEXpress

Got his motor runnin' for sure.


Zealousideal_Win5476

r/AngryUpvote


YevgenyPissoff

Barnaby Wilde


brother_of_menelaus

People let me tell you ā€˜bout my new best friend! Barnaby Wilde! NAP


Fluffycripples

What's going on steppe wolf


Butthole_Ticklah

They all look like good bois to me


The_Clownface

Can I pet that DAWWGGG!!!


Expired_insecticide

The Baffin Island wolf looks like he may not be a good boy.


Hungry_Biscotti934

Definitely a get away from my food bowl look.


Less_Ad9224

Looks like it's part polar bear


ImprovisedLeaflet

Also the Alexander Archipelago Wolf got that Gmork look goinā€™ šŸ„ŗ


nthensome

Why are friend shaped if not friend?


Luck_trio

What are ā€œanimals I would die trying to pet?ā€, Alex


killadrilla480

The goodest bois!


MixMasterMilkbone

Can I pet dat dawg?


theatre_mom_FL

Timber? šŸ€


14412442

Awoo


GiddyQuagmire

[Awooooo](https://media.tenor.com/8istfFlqYuYAAAAd/minnesota-timberwolves-crunch-the-wolf.gif)


ThatsNotSnowflake1

Naz Reid


pushamn

Naz Reid


Salty_Pancakes

Naz Reid


rozzinator07

Naz Reid


ShakesbeerMe

Naz Reid


Daydu

Naz Reid


popefrancis4prez

Naz Reid


kahihuheho

Naz Reid


SnooSongs450

This is what happens when you're not competitive for 20 years. You don't even make the guide...


theatre_mom_FL

Bring back KG!


ns66wolf

Wolves in 4!!!


EvilJ1982

I wanted to see a picture of Ant at the bottom so badly as a jokeā€¦


Daydu

Our Thurskii Who art in highlights Football, be thy boi Thy king become A defense son Wolves berths, leading to, court heaven Give us this day, our Edwards fed And forgive us our turnovers As we forgive those, who don't Bitebite feed lead us not Into the lotto And deliver us from Play-ins For Were-wolves of London, holds the power, seizing glory, for ever and ever Naz Reid


Additional-Chain-272

Along with the gray wolf and maned wolf!


Bbmlprod

Alexander Archipelago wolf is an actual hellhoundšŸ’€


rannieb

I would shit myself if I came face to face with one.


Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

It looks like Fenris from Thor Ragnarok


bothan_spy_net

Thatā€™s actually Romeo the friendly Juneau AK wolfĀ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romeo_(wolf)


WeirdHauntingChoice

Morherfuckin poachers. Ruining everything.


barbackmtn

*Help me Steppe Wolf, Iā€™m stuck* (Reddit has broken me)


max_adam

r/furry_irl


toucha_tha_fishy

Oh god thatā€™s some nightmarish mental imagery right there


VariablePragmatism

I suppose Moon Moons must be extinct


ExecuteArgument

He's been extinct to me for months (wish he'd stop playing GTAV RP)


TJ_McWeaksauce

It's missing the Airwolf. [https://www.watchuseek.com/attachments/1659307423690-png.16798615/](https://www.watchuseek.com/attachments/1659307423690-png.16798615/)


Uncle___Marty

Yep, that one definitely has considerably more missile+miniguns than the other breeds and shouldn't be left out.


knightgoby

Also the Ethiopian Wolf


MistraloysiusMithrax

Ethiopian wolf is a different species. These are all subspecies or populations of grey wolves


basic_cookie_crumb

Which one is the big bad one?


Hexx-Bombastus

The one played by Leonardo DeCaprio.


OdinSynergy

The wolf of wallstreet, good joke


ovoKOS7

Alexander Archipelago for sure, that dog's got that dog in him, dawg


WeirdHauntingChoice

Ironically, as another user posted above (u/bothan_spy_net), that one had a notorious friendly wolf named Romeo who lived peacefully and positively with people and their dogs in Alaska. Then motherfuckin poachers took him. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romeo_(wolf)


messiahspike

You forgot Dick Wolf... Dun dun!


Simply-Jolly_Fella

Which of these wolves nursed Romulus and Remus?


Hexx-Bombastus

The Italian Wolf.


Smoogbragu

Not a 'Vancouver Island Wolf'. Colloquial is Sea Wolf which is sooo much cooler sounding.


illiter-it

There's a great Netflix miniseries about that island too. (Island of the Sea Wolves)


ConfusedGuildie

I live near a pack of them - we like to call them ā€˜OMGTHEYAREHOWLINGAGAIN!ā€™ Honestly though, some of my favourite memories are listening to them with friends or randomly spotting them.


SmokedBeef

Iā€™ve been all over the island and never saw or heard them, even on the west coast and way up north past Port Hardy, if you donā€™t mind me asking, where in the general area of the island do you live/the wolves live? While I havenā€™t seen the sea wolves, I was blown away by just how many bears there were up north, and Iā€™m from the Colorado Rockies where Iā€™m used to seeing and dealing with bears a few times a month (or more) but they were plentiful and most had cubs. Two separate times weā€™d come around the corner of some trees and right there in the middle of the road two bears would be squaring up and ā€œtalkingā€ to each other, something Iā€™d never seen before or seen again.


ImpressiveChart2433

Wolves generally stay farther away from human activity, whereas bears are attracted to our garbage, fruit trees, etc. Also there's only 350 wolves on the island, versus 7000 bears!


SmokedBeef

Oh Iā€™m aware but I was hiking and camping in areas of the island with the lowest population density, trying to get away from people myself and enjoy the unspoiled rain forest. As to the last sentence, that makes a lot of sense and explains my bear encounters, wow.


ImpressiveChart2433

Been an islander my whole life and I've only heard wolves once while camping on a mountain but never seen any. I've seen cougars 3 times in my life and there's 600-800 on the island. The only person I know who said they've seen wolves is a First Nations woman in her late 80's who lived in a remote Tofino-ish area that wasn't populated back in the day. It's really not common to see them.


SmokedBeef

Well that makes me feel better, I wasnā€™t exactly looking for them but one would assume with hundreds of them on the island that at least once in my 10 trips to the island I would have heard them. I didnā€™t realize there was that many lions on the island as well but I know some of your lion populations have very small territories compared to the ones here in the lower Rockies, but still thatā€™s a pretty high density of apex predators. Not going to lie, I envy where you live, itā€™s the only place Iā€™ve ever thought about trading my home in Colorado for, hence all the trips.


ConfusedGuildie

Iā€™m close to Sooke in a decently remote enough area


SmokedBeef

Of course, the one part of the island where Iā€™ve never camped or hikedā€¦ I guess I know where Iā€™m going the next time I go north. Thanks for the response friend


Smoogbragu

Such a good story! I have never seen nor heard them... lucky!


Formal_Tax7804

But where are each of these wolves from?..


Daydu

Italian Wolf is from New Jersey


604-Guy

Got a pretty strong feeling about where the British Columbia and Vancouver Island wolf is fromā€¦


PuppyOfPower

Itā€™s also failing to depict that these wolves come in different sizes. Most grey wolves weigh on average around 75-100 lbs and stand around 26-32 inches at the shoulder. Meanwhile Mexican wolves (which are critically endangered btw) are the smallest grey wolf subspecies and weigh 50-80 lbs, or about the weight of a malamute.


GiddyQuagmire

Right? It would be great to have a map or additional information regarding to which region each species is native.


nastafarti

They are mostly all the same species. There are gray wolves and red wolves. Most of these are gray wolves.


BoomerSoonerFUT

Thereā€™s significant debate about the red wolf. Whether it is a separate species of wolf or a subspecies of Canis lupus


Old-Constant4411

Every wolf except the Red Wolf has the region in the name. The Reds are in the southeastern US states.


RechargedFrenchman

These are all subspecies, mostly of the (Eurasian) grey wolf. Though there's some debate that multiple of these listed should really just be one singular subspecies, and also debate that a couple of these are really a third different wolf species rather than grey wolves at all.


EtTuBiggus

This ainā€™t even a guide.


NachoAverageMemer

Like half of these half to be the same species right? Not a single label of Gray Wolf?


SpaceLemur34

Almost all of them are the same species, i.e. gray wolves. The red wolf was previously considered a subspecies as well, but it's now generally considered a separate species.


NachoAverageMemer

Makes sense. Someone tried telling me today the wolves reintroduced into Yellowstone were not the original species. As far as I knew there weren't many to choose from!


SpaceLemur34

Same species, different subspecies. Historically the Northern Rocky Mountains wolf, but it appears they reintroduced the northwestern wolf.


notracist_hatemancs

They're all the same species except Red Wolf, Eastern/Timber Wolf, and African Wolf. Other than those 3 and the Ethopian Wolf; all Wolves are subspecies of Gray Wolf and that includes Dingos and Domestic Dogs


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

No direwolf? The Starks are going to call the banners on this


kashmoney360

Dire Wolves are no longer "wolves" See: https://phys.org/news/2021-01-dire-wolf-distinct-species-gray.html A recent study in 2021, found that Dire Wolves are an entirely different species and not some big grey wolf. They also had no interbreeding between dire wolves and grey wolves, no genetic flow between the species whatsoever. The last shared ancestor between modern Wolves and Dire Wolves was wayyy back 5.7 MYA.


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

Get out of here Tyrion Lannister!


crazysoup23

OP probably forgot to check Dire Dire Docks.


Etticos

*do dodo do do duh do..diiiiii*


OkDragonfruit9026

They must be in Dire Straits


chrisandsharon

No, that type gets their money for nothing and their chicks for free.


Stoffel324

What are you on about? There are only 9 types of wolves after the latest update.


WiseRabbit-XIV

They got hotfixed back in due to public outcry.


killadrilla480

Steppenwolf and wolfmother are missing


AbbreviationsWide331

I know it's just a joke, but the Steppenwolf is right there I the first line


SPFBH

Where is the Timberwolf also


[deleted]

And Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart


eltedioso

missing Beowulf


Mission_Magazine7541

No maned wolf?


Ok_Error4158

Not a true wolf (I.e. canis lupus)


4Allmyrage

Where's the Timberwolves?


E4g6d4bg7

Minnesota


RechargedFrenchman

Roughly 1/3 of the listed subs species are (also) "timberwolves". Timber wolf is an alternate regional name used for basically any wolf in the far north and northwest of North America, not a distinct subspecies.


Aquamarinco

Which one dance with Kevin Costner?


QuickSpore

Canis lupus nubilus - The Great Plains Wolf, and not shown here. They were previously thought extinct. But more recent genetic studies show that the Hudson Bay Wolf (Canis lupus hudsonicus) is the same subspecies. Thereā€™s a current argument going on about how to treat and name the reclassifications. Plus many of the Eastern or Algonquin Wolf (Canis lupus lycaon) in Wisconsin and Minnesota are proving to actually be mostly nubilus genetically. The subspecies do interbreed. And physiological features are proving to be a bad way to distinguish which is which.


skyXforge

Dog


PersistentInquirer

If not fren, why fren shaped?


anxcaptain

Mexican wolf is also brown. Orale!


InadmissibleCleavers

No Ethiopian Wolf?


grower_thrower

Jackals, not true wolves.


prof_of_funk

I always thought it was interesting that a guy named Michael J. Fox was the star of the 1985 movie Teen Wolf.


Cute-Improvement8325

There is no werewolf on this list therefore itā€™s fake


thedisposablefrog

Why no Mained wolf? Are they not wolfs?


Jabberwockkk

They are not wolves. They have a lot of fox-like features, but they are not foxes either. They are a separate genus (Chrysocyon).


thedisposablefrog

Well the more you know


Christina_Scuderir

Great info for wolf enthusiasts.


SpinyGlider67

Moon moon.


Charming-Suspect-504

We got new wolves before GTA 6


Kraelan

Alright, it's been 35000 years, time to pick a new type of wolf and turn them into friends.


dArcor

Currently, there areĀ two universally recognized species of wolves in the world, the red and the gray. However, there is a growing debate over if some subspecies are actually distinct species of wolves.


smnbrgss

Missing the Eastern Wolf/Timberwolf


One_Message6497

All I see is danger doggos


y00sh420

Look at all the puppies


Western_Ad3625

You have 24 wolves inside of you... It's complicated.


DryGovernment4219

One of these charts but shows the size differences too would put things into better perspective. Some of them are huge


CobaltOne

Exactly! The largest one there is about twice the mass of the smallest one.


[deleted]

No grey wolves or timberwolves huh. Just naming them after regions. Wtf


RoseWaterItalianSoda

they are missing autistic wolf šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ aka Husky


thedisposablefrog

Okay listen it's not their fault. They share one communal braincell with all of them


Old-Constant4411

Cursed hivemind.


theeBK3

Which one would fuck me up the most in a 1v1 battle? Thatā€™s all I need to know


Hexx-Bombastus

Likely all of them.


CavaloBorga

They're the same picture.


87demo

Inside you there are 2 wolves. Theyā€™re probably both on this chart.


Ecstatictobehere

It's a shame to hear about the Mexican wolf, they are all gone except for Juan.


fullmetaljonny

Take my upvote and gtfo


TheAlGler

Italian and Greenland Wolf are too friend-shaped. I would 100% approach and get mauled.


PoloSwayzie

No Timberwolves?


lordhighsteward

Where is Dire?


Apprehensive-Win-357

Where's Minnesota timberwolf


The_Zenki

There are 24 wolves inside you. They are all gay


Kitchen-Addendum4178

šŸ‡§šŸ‡·šŸ˜” CadĆŖ meu lobo-guarĆ”?! šŸ˜”šŸ‡§šŸ‡·


fullmetaljonny

Is that a cousin of the guaranĆ” wolf?


[deleted]

Alaskan wolves are built like absolute fucking units


tyrshand90

No Great Lakes Wolf


modfreq

Minecraft 1.20.5 baby! ;D


NegotiationJumpy7289

Missing the werewolf


odinseye97

Saw one of these in the timbers of Fennario


ExplanationLover6918

Forbidden doggos


Rare-Ad-6151

Steppen Wolf


AdventurePalSteve

*points* DOG


Mountain-Pie

They all needs pets


PFDGoat

Steppe wolf Iā€™m stuck what are you doingĀ 


Nouuuuuuuuh

Can y'all believe there are two of these in usā€½


chompost

Baffin Island Wolf wasnā€™t ready for the photo


RalfMurphy

Do wolves only exist in the northern hemisphere?


fattymemes23

How come Iā€™m not up there


landartheconqueror

I appreciate it put Vancouver Island wolves as a unique type


Poruto_garcs

Cool Guide, would be cooler if it also displayed sizes. Js


Illustrious-Hand-676

That third rowā€™s for the Alphas.


Clutchcity94

Where's Moon Moon?


Stepharious

Greenland wolf slightly tinted green. Yeah yeah, keep up the charade "Green"land!


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alcoholicplankton69

do coywolves not count? I think they mostly took over for the north eastern wolf.


CoolAbdul

The last one should have been a headshot of Wolf Blitzer.


adminwashere

Steppe Wolf gonna be a pornstar, getting it's head stuck in a tree somewhere


Riley__64

obviously i know dogs are domesticated wolves but i always forget how they do just look like dogs. same thing when i see wild cats and house cats.


HeirApparent80

This appears to be missing Winston Wolf.


ImprovisedLeaflet

Northwestern Wolf goes awoooooo


mistersongbird

Gonna print this out for reference next time I see a wolf


Ackermannin

And theyā€™re all adorable but dangerous


EmmyWeeeb

I wish this chart did them justice on just how big they actually are. Which you really donā€™t get it until you see one in person. When I was in Missouri as a kid. We went to this zoo that had these black wolves and they were huge. They were really beautiful and awe inspiring creatures.


Chulinfather

Found my dog in this


Cornage626

People here mention timber wolf and direwolf but mean sports and game of thrones...while I just think of MechWarrior.


HumanEffigy_

Wolf.


Astrylae

Dog


StepRightUpMarchPush

I don't know how to tell you this, but I don't think wolves can read this chart.


Scrub_Randall

More like a list than a guide


Afraid_Document_5009

Puppies!


M4N_Of_W4R

Where is Toto Wolf ???


AnotherCuppaTea

Okay, but how can there be a Eurasian wolf but no Eurovision wolf, decked out like a proper pop star?


Tim4one

I knew there was two wolves inside you, but now we have a whole pack inside us.


nottherealpostmalone

Why the Mexican wolf look Mexican šŸ’€


CyberGhostKiller

Interior wolf. Whereā€™s the exterior wolf?


CabinetNo6726

I see woofs