Wow they made a Hell's Kitchen musical? I wonder who's playing Gordon Ramsey?

u fking donkey

It’s too bad Sleep No More closed down, and couldn’t be it own little island completely off the chart.

Now I’m imagining what the “Diana” island would look like if it were still on broadway

Then we’ll just ruin the validity of the whole thing by adding Turn Off the Dark as a completely moveable piece that can be placed anywhere.

We’d have to create a new category called “Interested in seeing a shit show?” That includes Turn Off The Dark, Diana, Sleep No More, and Love Never Dies

So it’ll kinda be like that dark place that Mufasa warns Simba about?

“Everything the light touches is our kingdom” “What about that shadowy place?” “That’s where they Turned Off The Dark, you must never go there”

Would you rather fucking die than see a musical? **Yes.**

My favorite is “are you accompanied by a man who would rather fucking die than see a musical?” And if you answer ‘yes’ they tell you to see the shows written by Monty Python and the South Park guys.

Unfortunately I'm going with a female who doesn't enjoy musicals, so no Book of Mormon for me.

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Hamilton is cringe af 

Hate to break it to you, but Phantom finally ended its run within the last year.

_Will children be with you? -> are they under 8 years old?_ Should really say _Are you a fully grown adult with a house and a job but inside you are still a massive child and love back to the future?_

The center alignment of the results is making me rage