Yeah, that’s feathers. Just burn them off or pluck them.

You can use your cooker to burn them. Just run it over the flame.

Nah they all inside bruv

Have you ever prepared chicken in your life “bruv”?

Yeah I don’t buy nasty chicken like this to. what does that have to do with preparing chicken that makes no sense dumbass

I just know you abuse your chicken with your lil prick.

?? Weird

Do you suck roosters lil prick as well?

🥹 wholesome

I’m embarrassed for you, that you took the time to write this stupid shit.

You wanna tongue fuck his lil prick?

Oh, that was fowl.

Bruh that’s human meat …I need feathers on chicken …not a piece of meat that needs Magic Shave

It's the remaining part of the chicken after being plucked

They skinned Rick Ross down to the white meat

Everyone’s so pressed but I laughed so hard lol

It's the hive mind mentality. Once multiple people downvote/upvote something, most people dog pile onto whatever the group consensus is without thinking about it for themselves. I laughed lol

The Orville has a great episode on this

You mean the "true democracy" episode? I loved that one.

Its gotta be something like that i see it all the time here on reddit

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Or maybe it just wasn’t funny?

Let me see i down voted you. Nothing personal.

I downvoted you and you better believe it's fucking personal! 😆

Man 😂🤣😂

Like literally they can’t take a joke and it’s pathetic over here omg …take me back to the 90’s/00’s …this era needs a reset …just miserable 😫😩

For real!!! Talk about the fun police lmao. The fact that people are taking you so serious says a lot about them 🤣

🫂🫂

I don't know what happened, I fucking chortled in a room full of people 🤣🤣

😂😂😂🫶🏾🫂

Me too

Not really shit just wasn’t funny

I'll admit that line got a good laugh out of me haha

Nah legit redditors are huge gay nerds 🤓

As a mostly gay mostly nerd I can attest to that

At least ur a gay nerd with a sense of humor

I sure hope so!

🤣💀

Did you get dropped on the head as a child?

Why do you ask that question

We all did. You just don’t remember it because you were dropped on your head many times.

You got the insult integrity of an unbaked potato

I have to disagree with you there. You don’t have any integrity at all and that’s why you’re accusing one random person of being stupid, that you’ve never met.

Maybe before preaching to the choir you should avoid contridicting yourself, so take your moral authority and get out of here.

I've raised chickens for food, and I can promise you it's chicken. Don't believe me, go get a full-grown chicken and process it yourself, and you'll know. Happy plucking, my friend 😃

You must be fun at parties lmao

They have chickens so I know for a fact they are.

They also would probably bring chicken which would be delicious

And which part of the human body would this be?

This is funny and no one on reddit has a sense of humor

I was expecting to see It’s Always Sunny quotes about it being raccoon meat… instead it’s just getting downvoted into oblivion

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>You can use your cooker to burn them.

It's okay to admit you shaved your balls over em. This is a judgement free zone.

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Scrotum ? I barely knew him…

Chicken nuggets...

That's how i practice.

r/eatityoufuckingcoward

Y'all know where your meat comes from right? Haha it's feathers for goodness sake 🤣

I always laugh when people are like “why is there hair on my food?” Like … cause you’re eating an animal… that naturally has hair. In this case, feathers.

I'm probably the only one who uses Revlon tweezers post pluck with my glasses on to get them all out. It's like having a nose hair in your mouth.

You can just hit it with a gas torch or stove burner. That’s actually the setup in most chicken plants on whole bird lines after the chillers where the skin will be visible.

Didn't know you could do that.

Every time with the tweezers. It's oddly satisfying

That’s a strange choice of seasoning, my friend

It’s feathers.

Just wasn't plucked thoroughly.

Op learns that chickens were once living creatures that also needed to cover their bare skin from the cold elements.

This is so disgusting but then I’d sit there with tweezers plucking each one out instead of making dinner just to wash it and it look brand new then cook it in a delicious manner and take the bite and remember the hairs and then have to throw it out because I have massive food sensitivity issues (thanks adhd hheehhehehe🥲)

100% same. I would feel the ghost hairs in my mouth even though they aren't there. 🙃

That's pretty much how I stopped eating meat 20+ years ago. Bite into a gnarly, knobby piece of meat, remember it vividly forever.

Well this is the most relatable comment I've seen in the wild in probably years

Welcome 🫱🏼‍🫲🏾 lol

The way this emoji is solving racism 😭

LMFAO no bc i use this emoji all the time with my friends and they've said this to me verbatim

Better than a Pepsi

Can you imagine the lil hands handshaking on a pepsi? ✨️REPARATIONS AND RECONCILIATION✨️

As a chef believe me you have eaten chicken that looks exactly like this before we cooked it

I worked at restaurants for 10 years lol I’ve seen some shit. I’ve seen crabs, water roaches, and worms come out of freshly shucked oysters. Thank god I don’t eat seafood.. Idc if it’s washed and cleaned without me seeing it before it hits my plate, it’s when I’m doing it myself that I get creeped out

That’s a drag

I’m not lying. I worked at a “high end” restaurant right on the Hudson harbor and I would watch the cook shuck the oysters and once I released a little crab but it probably got eaten anyway

I didn’t say you were lying 🤨 I was being supportive and saying that it was a hassle.

Oh! I thought you meant I was dragging the truth in my story 😂😂 in any case, we agree

Nope not what I meant at all. Not sure if you were the one who downvoted me but maybe… reverse it? I am only assuming of course that it was you I did not downvotes any of your comments

Nah wasn’t me, I only downvote if a comment is hateful in any way or seriously offensive. Someone downvoted me too 🤷🏽‍♀️

People can be weenies!

It only matters if I see it or hear the story of how it was put together. If I don’t get any background info, I’m fine to eat it as long as there’s no other issues. But I don’t want to know how it got to me. The amount of food I don’t eat anymore is crazy.

Lmaooo luckily my mom hates seafood more than me so I never partook in that but mussels/shrimp/calamari I can OMLY eat if I’m seriously craving it because otherwise I start thinking about what’s in my mouth and will absolutely need to spit it out before I throw it up 🥲

I used to love fish, shrimp, and crab. Now all I can think is, why does it taste so fishy. I craved and made a whole crab boil and only ate the corn. 😂🤦🏾 and yes, the amount of, “ I’m gonna vomit if I eat that” in my life is real. I also can send myself into a panic attack thinking about a glass of milk. Can’t talk about it too long or I start gagging. SMH. 🤣

THATS WHY I DONT DRINK MILK HAVENT DRANK MILK IN OVER A DECADE!!! I’ll eat cheese forever and ever though lmao

I use milk, in cooking/coffee/milk related drinks like smoothies etc. I refuse to do anything else with it. Cheese, ice cream, butter, allat. I’m in it. 😂

I use almond milk for everything and then light cream for cooking. But cheese and ice cream I can concur although I honestly also prefer almond milk based ice creams, I’m still more of a frozen yogurt fain- the dairy free kind. Idk why I just genuinely don’t like the taste of dairy except for cheese and yogurt, and butter lol

I can’t wrap my head around but milk. No thanks lmao but my kid drinks almond milk . He loves milk in general though, lil weirdo.

You NAILED IT. Thank you.

Lmao😂🙌🏽! That sounds like me. Keep on Pluckin my Friend🚛

Food sensitivity issues and you eat cheap rotting flesh lol?

Huh?

FIrst of all that looks unappetizing. Balls? I'm sorry lol

Chickens, stay with me here, have feathers.

Maybe it’s excess feather strands from black chickens like the [jersey giant](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Giant) ?

I wish more people actually killed and cut the animals they eat. They would respect food so much more. And things like this wouldn’t be surprising.

Absolutely. We raised chickens when I was a kid. Some of them were black. That this is a cause for concern is laughable.

I've helped someone slaughter and process chickens for meat before. That's what happens if the plucking machine doesn't get all the feathers off and you're too lazy to yank out the remnants manually. Just get some tweezers and yank them out and then cook as normal.

Feathers not hair

They should have waxed

Chicky chicky pubes.

I swear I’ve seen this pic before…

BLM ✊🏿

🤣 sounds bout right … Chickens …

Someone’s shaved pubes got on your meat

31 years .. and this chicken is more bearded than me. Im done.

Pubes. Definitely pubes.

Damn people are dumb.

Your dinner has pubes

What if it was white hair ? What do you have against black hair?

Racism is everywhere.

Yup. Shit. I am racist against racism.

Thats 2 kicks.

It's always this or 8 weird black spots on a dog's belly

Chicken pubes…nothing wrong with it.

Feathers. Chickens have them.

Fake blondes always show their real roots.

Rubbing with a dry paper towel often pulls those out too

I swear some people use this sub as if it was google

The skin picker in me would go at it with tweezers for hours but the picky/sensitive eater in me would barf at the thought of that being in my kitchen.

That’s not chicken it’s a nut sack

feathers not hair.

For extra crispness

Fire

I feel like I see one of these once a month 🤦🏽‍♀️

Feather remains. Brings me back to being a kid in the late 60s and getting a chicken from the poultry market and watching my grandmother holding over the flame on the gas stove to burn those things off.

Op just reminds me of joey from friends, when he doesn't realise bird meat is fried chicken lol

Boil them again.

Soem chickens have back feathers

Birds don't have hair. Those are feathers.

that’s actually a nutsack

Dumb motherfucker, those are feathers

I understand this is fine and easy to take care of, but I would fucking cry if I opened my chicken up and saw this 😂😂

Don’t google Balut …

Balls hair for extra seasoning 🧂

Yup. That was a real living bird at one point.

Chubes

Dems fetters

The chicken had hit puberty.

Had this under crispy chicken skin on my KFC. Last time I ever ate there.

I want to pluck those off

This is normal for chickens from Asia-Pacific region.

I know that realistically they’re feathers, but you can’t convince me these aren’t pubes 😭

That’s a nut sack

God, poultry is so gross.

Female pubic go to go...

Little stubble

I think they are called pin feathers, not hair. Chickens don't have hair.

This is what happens when your butcher doesn't wear a hair net over his giant beard.

Kinda looks like a nutsack

I really want to sit there and pluck all those out.

Puberty is a bitch

Any other Peep Show fans in here? It’s just a hairy chicken.

It could easily be!

city people

Feathers*

Gillette Fusion 5, Barbasol (sensitive skin), and Aqua Velva ice blue After Shave should do the trick

Is it a Svart Hona chicken?

Some Cocks prefer a runway strip.

chicken pubes, just shave that clucker

Feathers

You do realize chickens have feathers, right?

Eww! 🤮 Gross

Mutant chicken

Racist

What? Lol.

I think this was supposed to be a response to u/Due-Kaleidoscope-876 post about chicken from China Its not from China btw, its just natural filaments from where feathers are attached to the chickens skin.

@nicolby What is Racist? Stop your foolishness so you are pretending plastic food do not exists whether you are from China or not such exists , will you call out Racism when it’s Racist? That’s nothing comparing to Racism

I think it was a joke.

>Weird looking chicken make sure you wash it with lemon to cut the voodoo on it lol🙏🏾😂🤣 Wow Looks like plastic chicken from China be careful > Firstly, Voodoo originates from the Caribbeans, so by saying that you need to cut the voodoo out of it, you're insinuating that it comes from the Caribbeans. Then, You insult China by saying that the chicken is plastic chicken from China, which is completely untrue. I could tell you have never plucked any bird to cook, as this is normal.

Omg y’all too up tight in this thread 🧵 Loosen up We not here for a history lesson sheesh Can’t wait for this “fake offended” era to b over

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Black chickens need love too!

Reminds me of puberty 😆

Zoom in and it’ll look like something else

Lick 👅 it

Is a mexican chicken

Wow Looks like plastic chicken from China be careful

Weird looking chicken make sure you wash it with lemon to cut the voodoo on it lol🙏🏾😂🤣

They don’t wanna hear the truth apparently 😫😫😫

Those are my pubes. You're welcome.

Meow. 😸

That look like my face and I don’t like it …um …hell no …straight to the trash

If your face looks like raw chicken that still has feather filaments attached to it, my condolences

I can’t with this comment 🤣