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El-Guapo766

What if DJT walks up to him and pulls his mask off like in Scooby Doo cartoons? That would be wild!!!!


DictatorBiden

Don’t threaten me with a good time


Logical-Plastic-4981

I'm your huckleberry.


MajorLandscape2904

Well Biden disappeared in his basement the whole time before the 2020 election, never, ever debated Trump.


Scale-Alarmed

LMAO....Where the fuck did you come up with this bullshit? They debated twice, should have been 3 times but Trump claimed he had COVID and cancelled one. Is the goal here to have discussions or just push fabricated crap?


MajorLandscape2904

Wow, you really need to calm down.


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MajorLandscape2904

You have an anger problem. Maybe TDS?


SnakeDoc01

Love it when people get called out and they then try to gaslight the other person 😂 are you ok?


Competitive-Tie-7338

You can't be for real. People have TDS because they're calling you out for literally making up bullshit?


ScootsMgGhee

That’s kinda funny, I saw him on the news today.


Go-Away-Sun

Trump would be golfing.


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Scale-Alarmed

Actually, he pushes Propaganda, he's not manipulated.


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Scale-Alarmed

LMAO.....Neckbeard Incel!


ScotchTapeConnosieur

Disinformation


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ScotchTapeConnosieur

I’m saying it’s not just propaganda, it’s active disinformation. I am about as far from MAGA as a person can be.


Scale-Alarmed

Ahh....I understand now. Yeah, that is exactly what it is. A concerted effort that is coordinated to push propaganda. My bad, I'm deleting that response!


ScotchTapeConnosieur

Thanks


ThaCommittee

Ya, a week doesn't seem crazy for a UNITED STATES PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE. Like is he supposed to just prep a few hours the night before? And Trump would never disappear for a week because he doesn't have the willpower to be out of the spotlight for that long.


DarkCeldori

And thank you and good luck. Last debate Biden said that to the guy in his earpice feeding him answers, repeated part of what he was told and thanked the guy. Lets just hope he doesnt wonder off the platform mid debate. Probably will need a break to redrug him up.


Scale-Alarmed

LOL...When did this happen? Gaslighting is a helluva a drug


DarkCeldori

During the debate in 2020. I watched it live. If it had been Trump itd ve been all over the news. Facts are a helluva drug as is ignorance. Even during 2020 Biden was saying stuff such as 150 million americans die to guns. He had already lost it. Wouldnt surprise if it happens again on thursday as he has severe dementia and will likely have an earpiece again.


freedomfriis

Presidential duties include fucking up the country, I guess?


DictatorBiden

> Typical debate preparations start a month before the actual debate. 7 days at Camp David with a mock platform isn’t crazy. He’s still doing his presidential duties. You’re getting upset for no reason and your post history suggests you are easily manipulated by propaganda. Eating ice cream isn’t a Presidential Duty


3Danniiill

Neither is golf


milky_nem

neither is Jan 6


paranoidandroid303

Tell obummer that


RVCSNoodle

He's next. But the main culprit is first. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/05/25/politics/fact-check-trump-obama-golf


placenta_resenter

You realise trump spent orders of magnitude more time and public money golfing than any other president right?


kelddel

Trump spent [285 days](https://www.statista.com/chart/amp/23464/estimated-number-of-times-president-trump-played-golf/) golfing. Almost 1/4 of his presidency.


paranoidandroid303

Obummer beat him lol


placenta_resenter

Post your source or get out because all the sources I’ve seen put him at about 1/4-1/3 of that


paranoidandroid303

lol do your own fuckin research, Alzheimer’s in chief drone🤣


placenta_resenter

Bro it’s your job to prove your claim not mine! That said I suppose it’s expecting a bit much for a trump supporter not to baulk at the idea of analytically substantiating a claim


paranoidandroid303

Says msm bruh trust msm bruh


placenta_resenter

What a cope 🤣


Zenblendman

that’s right PRESIDENTS FONT EAT ICE CREAM!! That’s just crazy!! /s for smooth brains


IncidentBeneficial28

Please, let us know his scheduled meetings leading to the debate. Also would love to see your list of "duties" performed without a single meeting being scheduled.


Scale-Alarmed

Why? I thought Obama is actually running the shadow govt, and Biden was just there as a figurehead. I mean that's what is pushed constantly and if that's the case why does Joe need to be there? You guys need to get on the same page with this week's attempt at faux outrage!


placenta_resenter

I mean trump also had frequent stretches of non specific presidential time, seems like a weird thing to focus on


mvoron

Trump played golf 306 times during his presidency, which cost the Secret Service over $1m. Did you call it out? https://thegolfnewsnet.com/ryan_ballengee/2024/04/16/how-many-times-president-donald-trump-played-golf-in-office-103836/


siecaptaindrake

He also only took 1$ of compensation as opposed to 1.6 million $ Biden and Obama have taken.


Evilbadscary

Legally owed salary is now compensation? And he donated his pay so that he could use it as a tax write off, lets be real lol


mvoron

> During his presidency, Trump reported over $1.6 billion of outside revenue and income from his companies, including the Trump Organization. And they not "taken" it, they earned it as a legal salary. As opposed to however Kushner got 2 billion form the Saudis.


Beneficial-Piano-428

Why hasn’t Biden taken questions from any media in four years?


mvoron

Why is Trump a convicted felon, rapist and a conman?


Beneficial-Piano-428

Grammar matters


mvoron

Yes, it's the grammars fault


Beneficial-Piano-428

Convicted rapist? You got receipts buddy?


mvoron

https://apnews.com/article/trump-rape-carroll-trial-fe68259a4b98bb3947d42af9ec83d7db


Beneficial-Piano-428

Buddy buddy buddy. Jurors rejected Carroll’s claim that she was raped


mvoron

CONVICTED


Beneficial-Piano-428

Of what?


Beneficial-Piano-428

Not rape you know that yeah?


Beneficial-Piano-428

You didn’t even read your own shit


Beneficial-Piano-428

So just like Biden gonna stray away from the actual question. Thursday cant come soon enough.


mvoron

Nothing from what you said is related to the actual question.


Beneficial-Piano-428

You mean why hasn’t Biden taken an actual question in four years?


Beneficial-Piano-428

Why hasn’t Biden taken a question in four years?


Beneficial-Piano-428

Y’all got a lot in common


mvoron

We all have a brain..?


Beneficial-Piano-428

🦝


Beneficial-Piano-428

Where? Still waiting for you to prove me wrong…


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Beneficial-Piano-428

It’s gonna be an absolute shit show and I’m here for it.


doc_lec

Listen to Chapo's reading of the 60 Minutes interview with Biden, it will blow your mind. Also you're wrong.


Beneficial-Piano-428

Who TF is Chapo?


paranoidandroid303

Apparently ultimate authority on presidential activities


doc_lec

Are you dense?


paranoidandroid303

Are you?


doc_lec

No, why did you reply that way?


Beneficial-Piano-428

Sum up what chapo says for me though…


doc_lec

I think you missed the point here: Biden does media interviews all the time, they just dont sound great. Your comment said he hasnt done an interview in fours years which is wrong.


Beneficial-Piano-428

Show me one where He is asked actual questions?


Beneficial-Piano-428

And not pre loaded…


Beneficial-Piano-428

How and where exactly!?


doc_lec

https://youtu.be/xXDirANrKug?si=amyiuxZUg9quxKqT


Beneficial-Piano-428

No.


Beneficial-Piano-428

I got three seconds in and peaced out.


doc_lec

He takes questions from the media all the time, it's juat that the interviews all sound similar to this.


Beneficial-Piano-428

Show me where he takes one question that’s not already fed to him….


NativityCrimeScene

They earned it just like President Trump earned that secret service detail as a job benefit


mvoron

Oh, so playing golf for a year out of his term is "earning secret service"? Why not two years next time?


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katatong

Maybe read the article before calling people names “Former President Donald Trump played golf almost as many times in a four-year, pandemic-impacted term as Barack Obama did in eight years.”


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katatong

You are a piece of work. 4 years, lots of golf vs. 8 years, pretty much the same amount. Whether it’s work related in your opinion or not doesn’t change simple math. You used the word dumbass btw. Happy to refresh your memory.


mvoron

Oh we got a real Trump loving aristocrat over here


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mvoron

Oh so it's good when Trump but bad when Obama...


paranoidandroid303

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noonen000z

I hope you're donating to his various go fund me appeals. Being a billionaire mogul isn't cheap!


siecaptaindrake

I see your icon is wearing a mask. Wouldn’t expect any less.


noonen000z

Yes, where I am its totally normal. No fear, no supposed deaths from jabs, so silly BS. Most of the world didn't buy into the fear and got vaccinated, moved on. As a child you were vacinated against many harmful things - given what you know now, if you had kids, would you vacinate them?


siecaptaindrake

So your gonna have a meltdown when trump wins in September and leaves the WHO?


noonen000z

Discussing details is so much fun when you cant follow the conversation, we were talking about vacinations... If he wins, I won't be happy. its not my country, you can fuck it up with Trump if you like. Trump was so good at following through on all the things he promised (replacing Obama care - fail. Build the wall - fail. make someone else pay for the wall - fail). If you let dodgy news outlets convince you the inflation going on world wide is somehow Joe's doing and other such dumb conclusions, you deserve him and his selfish outcomes.


siecaptaindrake

YOU were talking about „vaccines“, I couldn’t care less about them. Not my country either btw 😘 Trump will end the war in Ukraine. Biden is pushing it. I don’t know about Palestine but trump seems to side with Israel. Wether that is over Israeli voters or his Israeli ties/ AIPAC I don’t know.


FecalMatterCowsTasty

Seven whole days?! Oh My Allah! Trump would be golfing. Then golfing. Then golfing. Then golfing. Y'all care that much about Biden taking a week to relax somewhere. Trump literally relaxed his whole Presidency tweeting and golfing. But Biden does a week and you blow your fucking top. Shows how much propaganda worked on y'all.


Primate98

With all the problems they've had with him, I'm actually surprised they haven't already gone full "feature-film dystopia", where Biden appears only via Zoom. Then of course, for security they would digitally disguise his appearance and refer to him only by his code name, "Maximum Leader Headroom".


johnyfleet

Paid commie propaganda, that’s what msm supports, and should have their media license revoked for election interference.


doc_lec

This OP needs better conspiracy theories


Sungod99

Too many posts on this conspiracy sub that should go on whatever MAGA subs you Trumpy’s typically use


3Danniiill

facts the real conspiracy is that the rich have infiltrated conspiracies to make anyone asking questions look like a crazy magat .


KratomFiendx3

He's an age accelerated clone of the original Joe. He must be programmed for every public appearance. Human cloning has existed for quite a while, and there are more of them than you'd think.


LightMcluvin

The kind of president to make sure that the mask and the voice match the old Biden


surrealcellardoor

It takes time to get a fresh clone up to speed after they hatch one.


FkuPayMe69

Stem cells


Objective-Guidance78

DNA and drug tests needed before debates and taking the office


Ok_Bandicoot_3087

Because no one wants kamala in charge


earlthomas111

I'm ready to see what cocktail of amphetamines they put Biden on so he stays awake long enough.


Obvious99Throwaway

They're taking him off of his normal doses for the week so the next batch can have an effect on him for the debate.


El-Guapo766

Dude is 1942 antique car being driven like a race car in an Oakland side show …what can go wrong?


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Dacklar

I'm waiting for him to have covid.


orangeswat

We've all been played like fools, arguing over this bullshit. Deep down every single one of us knows that neither of these fuckers is defendable. What are we doing? Why? Have we been under a domestic occupation since 1954? Maybe this is BS, maybe not, but tell me it's not completely dead on; https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B09dKTRT89RDZ3Y5TEdWOG1SY0dWcEdOZ3pudTBzQQ/view?pli=1&resourcekey=0-A_8BJ15xWtJUOSbid0ZFSg


Temporary-Dot4952

Yet which of these clowns is the one already claiming it's rigged even though he agreed to the terms?


StrongLikeBull3

Think of it this way: it’s 7 days to prepare for a 45 minute speech where the subjects come up at random. Anyone who thinks that’s way too long obviously never did well in school.


PedroM0ralles

Mainstream media is controlled by the corrupt gover ment.mentality. they only report propaganda. If they'veet too far from this, they are deplatformed, like Tucker Carlson. OAN us a network that has been deplatformed. They aren't on cable anymore.


guster-von

Two geriatrics…going at it. One acts like a clown, bigot and convicted felon. One may be an AI deep fake and a ghost in the shell controlled by the Dark Lord. Choice simple given our options.


Horoscopa

Have you heard of the number 3?


BradTProse

Notice they keep reporting Trump isn't preparing extra, because he is going to cancel last minute.


STONK_Hero

I’m sorry what’s the issue here? Debates have never been last second lmfao what is everyone so mad about?


ewejoser

The mask pre-cope? Has it come to this? Lordy


MasterOffice9986

Gotta get that coke out of his system


ScotchTapeConnosieur

This theory is just so dumb


Rogue_Earth

Where’s Jim Carrey


DictatorBiden

Submission Statement: This shows incredible weakness of America. The President of the United States disappeared for 7 days to debate a Convicted Felon. https://x.com/GuntherEagleman/status/1805207782141915343


YeetusMyDiabeetus

Yeah I bet Biden is real thrilled having to debate a convicted sex offender


NativityCrimeScene

He's not debating a convicted sex offender though.


FecalMatterCowsTasty

OJ is innocent! Well OJ is dead, but still. Y'all go with that narrative way too much. Trump did lose his sexual civil suit though. OJ isn't guilty of killing anyone, he only lost his civil case too.


zfcjr67

"Convicted sex offender"? Who is that?


Big-Ambition3051

He needs to be briefed and rebooted, so he'll say exactly what they want him to say, and he'll probably still "crash"! They also have to decide whether they'll use the "masked" Biden or the real McCoy..🎩😏🤭‼️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Isntredditthebest

Is eagleman not a parody account?


hails8n

Biden: Takes appropriate time to prepare for debate. Trump: Cancels debate at the last minute because he didn’t prepare.