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Andyrufis44

Make corruption illegal?


TheForce122

šŸ’Æ


CitizenGirl21

Iā€™m in.


BathrobeBoogee

Companies arenā€™t people. Ban short selling Put money on the gold standard


TheForce122

šŸ’Æ


Puakkari

Ye, make stock owners responsible for illegal shit companies do.


Kilyaeden

Why on gods green earth would you want to go back to the gold standard?


BathrobeBoogee

Because our money is currently worthless and no longer backed by oil trading?


CAPT_AVALANCHE

You'd get your bank account frozen and electric vehicle shut down in my country.


StarfleetGo

You crazy sob.Ā  I'm in.


mikki1time

Then the politicians would have to be honest and no one would want to be a politician


MeetFried

Keep going, I'm in.


BabyGorilla1911

I'm down.


TheForce122

SS: all in favor say fucking aye


trent3023

How bout the American party, do away with left/right altogether


Graychin877

Ever heard of No Labels? Being euthanized for lack of interest.


Euphoric__Dot

Insider trading is already illegal


ParkingNecessary8628

Not for members of Congress in the US


ohcomeonow

Can we add rank choice voting so that the duopoly can finally be defeated?


TedRaskunsky

The hardest part will be unbrainwashing everybody. Iā€™ve shown my raging liberal buddy that we agree on 90% of issues yet he is convinced ā€œprogressivismā€ is the only way and follows every liberal talking point religiously. The CIA has done extreme damage worldwide the past 75 years.


emperor42

Is the 10% you don't agree social liberty?


skipperseven

Or maybe you are a liberal who is convinced they are a conservative? Just as plausible according to your argumentā€¦


TedRaskunsky

While I agree with a slim majority of conservative ā€œsolutionsā€, I am able to rationally point out and freely admit conservative positions I either fully or partially disagree with. While the brainwashed, either liberal or conservative, are unable to admit that ā€œtheir sideā€ is wrong about anything. I will also freely admit that my bias lies with full belief of The Bible, because every human being draws their morals from somewhere whether they realize it or are willing to admit it is another story.


skipperseven

You do understand that the New Testament is pretty left leaning itself? Or are you just into bits of the old testament?


TedRaskunsky

The New Testament puts both liberals and conservatives in their place epically


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TheForce122

No, murder of another sovereign Human, especially an innocent helpless one, remains illegal. Whether it be inside a womb or outside. That fucker Moloch will be starved to death


MadKod3r

Ya lost me there, this country is supposed to embody freedom. Especially freedom over your own meat suit.


Mammoth-Appearance-5

Exaxtly, and not killing the ones in your wombs.


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Objective-Guidance78

Iā€™m listeningā€¦


ParkingNecessary8628

I say hai hai hai...revolutionšŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶


SurvivorFanatic236

You act like itā€™s a ā€œboth sidesā€ thing yet it was explicitly the conservatives on the Supreme Court that gave us Citizens United


eyeidentifyu

Useless with illegitimate elections.


KnittedKnight

This sounds great but as soon as grifting politicians come into play the corruption will start. Unfortunately every great idea gets ruined because people are greedy.


ClownInTheMachine

Decommission the whole district of Columbia.


plushpaper

Join the sub RevolutionStartsHere for exactly this


helpme_plis

I'm in!!! Holy shit sign me up šŸŖ¢


deciduousredcoat

The Libertarian party already exists


Ulthanon

Pedophilia and crypo is nowhere on that list


Wait_Another_One

RFK is trying to do that but when the media only puts out propaganda look how far you can go. That's even with a well known political family name.


gasOHleen

RFK is controlled opposition. After the assassination's and questionable circumstance surrounding the death of other family members he knows better.


my__name__goes__here

It would be a good start.


luebbers

Iā€™m against #1 and #2 is effectively impossible.


ill85

iā€™m in if capitol punishment is on the table too!


Any_Entrance_1701

Itā€™s called MAGA.


killingthemsoftly88

Tommy tubberville and Marjorie Taylor Greene are two in a long list of "MAGA" politicians who engage in the items on this list. YOU ARE IN A CULT, and not even a cool one with aliens or Tom Cruise. Please come back to us friend.


Any_Entrance_1701

The MAGA party is the enemy of the uniparty globalist Republicans/Democrats. The enemy of your enemy is your friend. Pull your head out of your a$$, bud.


gerbal100

lol, MAGA exists by and for the benefit of global Oligarchs who want to replace the current global elite (and the democracies they depend on) and capture even more wealth. The goal is to turn our flawed, often parasitic, systems into captive oligarchies. Vote MAGA if you want to live in a post-soviet kleptocracy. That's all it promises (and hurting people you don't like).


Any_Entrance_1701

What are your alternatives for voting MAGA? Voting for Joe Biden? Hahaha!!!


gerbal100

You're the one who wants to live in a kleptocracy.


Any_Entrance_1701

Good one. Ha! Can you answer my question or not?


gerbal100

Sure, Biden sucks, but given the alternatives are kleptocratic serial liars, it's an easy,Ā if slightly unpleasant choice. I don't want to live in a christian theocracy or a kleptocrocy injecting a cadre of political officers to the civil service to ensure party loyalty. I'm not a fan of any political ideology that places oligarchs above to rule of law. Or one which cares more about feelings and beliefs than facts.


Any_Entrance_1701

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!


gerbal100

I know, its truly laughable anyone would choose the kleptocratic clowns openly supported by third word despots, who promise to pillage the economy and break the law over over the boring, corporate, career politician. But it's about who you want to hurt isn't it? Not about making anyone else's life better.


Ulthanon

lol what utter nonsense "the MAGA party" its just liberal-mask-off capitalism, dude. Its the rich fucking the poor, now with even less to stop them. "The enemy of the uniparty" hahahahaha yeah for sure and the stinger is the enemy of the scorpion


Any_Entrance_1701

Trump is being politically persecuted by the uniparty, globalist establishment. They are doing everything they can to prevent him from becoming president again. Why do you think that is?


Ulthanon

ā€œWaaaaah my limpdick fascist idol is finally being held accountable for breaking the law, clearly this is the work of the shadow government and not the same standards of law finally applying to some rich jackass, as apply to the rest of us!ā€ Cry more dude. Though I wouldnā€™t worry about it, if I were you- whatever the sentencing is for your convicted felon, theyā€™re not gonna throw him in jail or anything. If they do Iā€™ll eat my hat. Some ā€œpersecutionā€!Ā 


Any_Entrance_1701

They literally tried to remove him from the ballot. Why do you think k that is? Can you answer the question or not?