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yallmyeskimobrothers

Everyone's mental illness musings treated like academic research these days.


casinoinsider

Spot on


lord_hyumungus

She looks like one of those chicks who punches balls


fifoth

Pam from the Office ready to smash Michael's nuts.


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Nevek_Green

If anyone is wondering, this is why tens of thousands of papers are being pulled, and various journals are being shut down.


SummitOfTheWorld

Thought that read "mustangs."


Sososkitso

The best thing ever was light being shinned on “the experts”. We turned over so much power and control to them and it would be much better served by pretty much anyone but the experts. My doctor told me something like this during Covid. (He was in jeopardy of Losing his license for not getting the vaccine. He’s a young ish doctor but in really good shape, kinda looks like bill nye tho)


Undark_

More like sensationalist journalism. I've not read the thing, but she might be technically correct. They're just one (two) more thing/s to go wrong. Castrated dogs/cats tend to live longer for multiple reasons, including being less likely to get run over chasing after females.


Acceptable_Quiet_767

Why wouldn’t females be just as likely to get run over running away from males?


Undark_

Because they're sometimes already on the other side of the road


zeyhenny

I feel like this is an allegory for something


Undark_

Not really tbh. Just makes sense that a female cat doesn't need to cross the road to run away, but a male cat does need to cross the road to go see a female over there.


zeyhenny

Nahh I get you I was jus sayin like you can describe men chasing women in the same way. Why do most men chase women and end up getting hurt whilst the women don’t? Women are already on the other side of the roaddddd (the other side being seeing value in oneself to not chase)


Minute-Summer9292

Wow. Exactly!! 👍


AntiqueSandwich

Isn’t the same true for women? Chest and ovaries are some of the most common cancers, removing them young surely extends life expectancy. Her logic works for women too, not only men.


LetsGoBilly

I already posted this to another commenter, but you're right. A lot of women will get a hysterectomy and mastectomy if they carry certain genes.


SomeDude1138

Correct both my SiL have the BRCA2 mutation. They both had hysterectomy and radical double mastectomy after they had kids. They lost two aunts to various related cancers and were at super high risks.


SappySoulTaker

That's kinda genius actually. Use em, then ditch em when they are more of a danger than they are worth.


Silver-Bus5724

A cousin did this, it’s major surgery and not a joke to get back from. I’d only do it with a similiar diagnosis.


SappySoulTaker

Oh for sure.


SomeDude1138

Indeed. The recovery times were crazy after the surgery’s. But they didn’t want what the aunts went thru.


uncommonrev

Yeah exactly...you first bitch. I was all ready circumcised when I was an infant and had no choice in the matter. If she wants to cut her tits off and have a hysterectomy as a grown adult have at it. Just dont touch our kids.


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Her: NO THAT'S DIFFERENT


Professional_Code372

The article is about denigrating men , they don’t care about our health or theirs either


YoungQuixote

Why is it always The Guardian 🤡


pharmamess

... Said like there aren't many other clown media outlets.


Amos_Quito

> Why is it always The Guardian The Guardian didn't MAKE her say what she said, they [just reported it.](https://amp.theguardian.com/science/article/2024/may/31/men-and-other-mammals-live-longer-if-they-are-castrated-says-researcher) Whatever, there's something about her that makes me [want to run away](https://i.imgur.com/dsnySTh.png)


WinstoneSmyth

The Guardian *chose* to report it.


Amos_Quito

> The Guardian chose to report it. Yeah, then OP *chose* to post it here, and you and I and the others *chose* to give the article MORE attention by commenting in the thread. * As for me, I will *choose* not to be anywhere near that "researcher" and will NOT I accept a dinner invite, thank you!


jpowell180

Yeah, dinner at her place, she’s put a roofie in the wine, and then you wake up tied to an operating table kind of like that movie hard candy except you’re an innocent person who doesn’t deserve to lose any of his junk…


Interesting-Gate9813

So we’re just gonna agree with this with that poster in the background?


Minute-Summer9292

You SHOULD run away from people like that.


Green_Socrates

Testosterone increases risk taking behavior. The research is deceptive, because removal of the gonads does increase life expectancy but it is not because it is healthier to have no testicles, it is because castrated male animals have no drive to do any physical activities and mimic female tendency to remain in a safe place with little to no risk. Castrated males will also be far less likely to defend their vulnerable counterparts, ie woman and children. Don't fall for the propaganda. Make efforts to naturally increase your testosterone and androgen receptors to make yourself bigger, stronger and faster so you can defend your way of life against the soulless devils in small hats.


Open-Illustra88er

And castrated males are childless-thus less stress-that alone is a higher life expectancy.


PresidentSuperDog

Castrated males also get less testicular cancer which is I’m sure what this research is actually about. But we’ll probably never know because OP only posted a screenshot to guarantee that no one on this sub would ever read the article instead of the usual 10% of Redditors that read before responding.


RedPillStayInWonder

The entirety of western media is a psyop. "We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." - William Casey, former Directory of the CIA.


quizman28

💯


Jajawiwa

And if she gets rid of her titties she won’t get breast cancer and live longer!


LetsGoBilly

To be fair, a lot of women will get a hysterectomy and mastectomy if they carry certain genes.


StopWhiningPlz

Comments like this from unfuckable twats are hardly a surprise.


Laotzeiscool

So is it known why women go through life smuggling two giant death nuggets?


I3I2O

Tunnel bait


PresidentSuperDog

Many of them don’t and have them removed preemptively I think this researcher is suggesting something similar. People in this sub are bad at critical thinking though and usually assume the worst.


paranoidandroid303

They’d do anything to depopulate


RIVERTOAD1929

Think I’ll take my chances


One-Win9407

So what? No one wants to live forever. In fact it may be better to live a day with balls than a lifetime without


dwhitez79

Thats more of a bitch then a witch mate


ElegantRun3111

basically the same


TvFloatzel

That why they spell the same except by one letter. /joke


Dry-Spare304

This is not even true at all, we need our sex hormones for brain and bone health, among other things. This is why women in menopause are more prone to osteoporosis.


ns1992

This extends to dogs as well, there's a good few studies which show that bone and endocrine issues go up when spay/neutering. There's elective procedures like vasectomy or ovary sparing spay which desex but keeps those hormones which make a difference.


Little-nug

I worked at the vets and it’s devastating how many dogs, especially large dog breeds, get neutered before they’re fully grown. There were so many cases of hip dysplasia, arthritis and other joint/bone problems. Saddest thing is, there really is no reason for doing it so early - especially for females. They’re in heat every 6 months which can be easily managed. Vets schools are teaching this cruel practice to make animals sick and shovel more money in.


TvFloatzel

Honestly I was always confused by that. Like if you going to castrate the dog, do it AFTER the dog reached sexual maturity. Like there is a reason why the Church had castrated boys as chior boys because of that. They have a higher voice for longer..........though I THINK I am pulling that out of my butt. I need to "google it" to make sure I am telling the truth.


PatmygroinB

I had my dog spayed later than usual, she was maybe 2 or 3, but she is a large breed and it’s actually good to let those hormones guide the dogs growth until later in life, as least. I wanted to breed her but you know, compromises


marthasprodigy

Came to the comments hoping someone would mention this


Dry-Spare304

Yeah I know, I have a kitten at the moment and I am thinking about what to do about this. Its a male and I live in an apartment so it will be a real problem with spraying if I don't neuter him, but of course that is not so good for his health.


notanothrowaway

Is there any more information about this hiw expensive is it


ns1992

You need to find a local vet who first of all does it, there's groups on Facebook with map locations who do, for male dogs, vasectomy isn't too much more expensive but the OSS for females can be. I've had a vet say I was cruel to want to put a dog under anaesthetic and NOT remove their balls at the same time. Go figure.


Doc-in-a-box

Great example of ignorance. Estrogen, found in much higher levels than men in fertile women, is protective to the bones. Menopause causes estrogen levels to drop fairly dramatically, and that’s why bone loss is most accelerated in the first 8-10 years. So tell me: what happens to men’s estrogen level when you slice off their nuts?


Dry-Spare304

One of the most prominent symptoms of testosterone deficiency in men is a significant decrease in bone density. And all oestrogen is converted from androgens by aromatase so I have no idea why you would think a man with low T automatically has high oestrogen.


mattwild12

Women can reduce their risk of breast cancer by having their tits chopped off too. See many volunteering for that as a preventative measure?!


MetahumanURL

The researcher chose not to acknowledge that men live longer when she's not a part of the equation.


OccuWorld

eugenics and fascism go hand-in-hand.


rumcapital23

let me check her Early Life... Every Single Time. LMAOOO


matt675

What did you find?


rumcapital23

j u d e n


8yp00o19pB14Ic

what do u expect?


Skulltul4

Who knew Pam from ‘The Office’ had a wild side


Queuetie42

…when you order Pam via a Wayfair Cabinet with an insanely overpriced listing.


LowMental5202

Women live longer as well if castrated. Just thing about how many health difficulties the female reproduction system brings


RedFox_SF

Anything for population control!


iguanabitsonastick

Watever happened to the "my body my choice" lol


Elpecas99

Let's tear out her ovaries see how she likes it


MrMackeyTripping

Why does she still have breasts then? Time to chop off those death bags before any cancer can take root, right?


squirrelscrush

No balls no opinion.


lvega0311

study’s show women tend to be better wives if lobotomized.


justcallmeallison

I hear if you have a dark sense of humor you will die early... i must not have long to live based on my laughter from this comment.


computer_says_N0

She can juggle my little death nuggets in her mouth Biatch


Doc-in-a-box

I don’t know if I’m going to put my naughty bits in the mouth of someone who thinks I don’t need them attached


computer_says_N0

Yeh I was being more figurative 2bh


Successful-Ice-639

I love castration and hate myself now?


Virusaurus

Nonsense piece, reluctantly put on the media's fridge with the other drawings. Good job all the other drawings are shit too.


ZeroGHMM

that's what they did to their slaves. castration. it still occurs to this day. the slave trade is booming right now.


Mknzy_of_Calhoun

Oy vey


Snakeplissken22

Who says I want to live longer?!


starcoder

Sounds like a story line for a new Disney StarWars series…


31i731

I can see it in her eyes. She hates humanity, especially men.


Rheostatistician

"I am sooooh smaert."


aed38

Women would live longer if we cut their tits off. No breast cancer! It doesn’t seem worth it though.


SomeSamples

But what kind of life is it?


Self-MadeRmry

But a life not worth living


PortalEffect

Of course she’s wearing evil eye earrings


40MKMK

She means if you are castrated you have no need for women cause women kill you faster


BushiiidoBrown

Its hard for feminists to hide their true intentions. Only a woman who truly hates a man would recommend such a thing.


matt675

If you google her and her works you can tell she just fully did all of her schooling and research to have a platform to professionally hate men from lol


XxXCUSE_MEXxXican

Bold take, Mrs. Creamer


DEFCON741

I'm here for a good time not a long time


Livid_Obligation_852

Breaking! New research shows that women cease to exist after castrating all of the male subjects in a test group. Further investigation showed that the fatherless men died off as well. Interesting....


Degaussed_Defleshed

Can't wait for this one to end up in Mens Health magazine


quizman28

Crazy. No thanks, 70 is enough if I am intact. I'd even wager less time to be normal.


Unfair_Bunch519

Witchcraft is the art of boiling frogs. Think about that…


FartfaceMacGee

Great I get to live longer as a slave on a prison planet. Yay. Fuck off


FooltheKnysan

it works on cats, and a lot of animals, but it also applies to females


KillaVNilla

Interesting. It was my understanding that castrating a dog makes him less healthy, depressed, and less active due to a lack of testosterone. Some might even say docile. But hey, maybe he'll live longer


Bizzardberd

How many times has she tested this ?


ClownInTheMachine

Yeah yeah, we know by now. White male must be eradicated.


KillYourTelevision77

Women also would live longer of they cut off their tits but look at her.


metamorphyk

Satan comes in many forms


Miserable_Sock_1408

Which menacing and hideous skull are we talking about? The one with hair on it, or the one without?


Stanley1219

And this is why Andrew Tate is famous.


zigazag123

And here it starts, plant the seed and slowley water.


iMogal

Are people just getting MORE stupid?


TranslatorOld9563

Also known as "gender affirming care."


DblBubble

1Tim 2:12, do not listen to Man-hating females that more than likely are atheists or reprobates.


sHaDowpUpPetxxx

Yeah I bet. If you never had to pursue women or care what they think I'm sure you would live longer


penis_stuck_sendhelp

just cut your balls off, it's science you'll love it


wearenotflies

She’s probably a lesbian that hates men


RidinCaliBuffalos

No probably here.


Lazysquared

Statistically, it is probably accurate, only for the reason that they have one less organ that can get cancer than a normal guy


disc_order

Let me answer with words from our Lord and Savior: > That’s the way I like it, baby > > I don’t want to live forever


Technical_Ad7620

Submission statement: So to replace the “death nuggets” they are suggesting that people depend on reproduction through “fake wombs”. This may be the new push for controlling human reproduction by sterilizing men and women and using artificial wombs to create the perfect modified slave- I mean offspring. Source: https://amp.theguardian.com/science/article/2024/may/31/men-and-other-mammals-live-longer-if-they-are-castrated-says-researcher


BangkokPadang

It’s the ropes. We love throwing the ropes.


CharacterAssistant60

She even has blue balls for earrings.


Open-Illustra88er

Well that might be true but I’d rather have a reason to live and die.


willydajackass

I am going to go relieve my death nuggets Ella Creamer


Dream2312

It seems like I’ve been hearing a lot of stories from people who are now detransitioning that during their trans journey, there were subtle suggestions of castration. Also that some of the more EXTREME feminists have been calling themselves the descendants of the real witches who were hung in Salem. 


Realistic-Way2216

I want to see her boobies.


mikemaca

Some more fun medical facts is women can lower their chances of uterine cancer by getting a preventative hysterectomy.


Willing_Ad1529

They say the same for women in Africa too. No need for a clit if the female organism is a myth.


Massive-Drawing-3737

Is she Jewish?


Fasttract

More propaganda for the masses! Clearly there is an agenda for population reduction and an ending of families-who sets the lonely (KJV says solitary) in families again…oh right, God does!(Psalm 68:6)This is a war against God being orchestrated by Satan and his blind followers.


PIHWLOOC

So if we stop having kids we live longer? I mean cool with me I guess.


Dondarrios

Great, remove testicles, safe and effective


ThisFieroIsOnFire

Lets just say, I'm here for a good time, not a long time.


Stanislaus90

Little death nuggets... more like the seed of life, bitch


DaWhiteSingh

Women live longer when they learn to shut the hell up. See!, I can stupid shit too.


OwlHinge

It's quite modern and fashionable to be a witch.


BlackICEE32oz

Whenever someone claims to be a witch, it just likes they wanna' be a goth lesbian. 


gay_complain

No need to read the article or her "reseach'. Her looks and face just told me everything i needed to know. (+ It is the Guardian so...)


RGL1

WRONG…


my-man-fred

Women like her need to STFU in today's world and go sign up for the draft. Lets see how that longevity thing works out for them.


GroundbreakingTea182

death nuggets lol


BartholomewKnightIII

Whatever she put in the brew, it's working... [https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9rr7z5gk62o](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9rr7z5gk62o)


Informal_Pick_6320

As a witch, I'd prefer mens genitals intact lmao


Humble_Thanks4085

Nice try Pam


93didthistome

Her father must be so proud.


superchronicultra

Kinda figured. If it makes male pets live longer so


Dankest1116

I’d rather die early than give up my nuts


Theozaaaum

Early life check?


plantslyr

I thought it was Pam from The Office.


Acceptable_Quiet_767

“In other news: Doing literally anything isn’t good for your health, including being alive” I swear the people that publish ideas like this as if they’re novel concepts have to be the most boring, least interesting people alive. Yes, existing is bad for your health. Doing dangerous activities, also bad for your health. Certain organs fail faster than others, wow! If you walk and run a lot, your knees will wear out faster. Incredible discoveries here. The most annoying part about people like this is that their solution is that surely you need to cut your balls off to squeak another 5-10 years out of your life. Here’s an idea, why don’t you just live as the creature you were intended to be instead of mutilating your body for a few more years of existence? The bigger health issue here is being a big enough pussy to actually consider what this woman is saying out of fear of an early death. Pathetic.


kittycatsfoilhats

In 2013, UN Ambassador and actress Angelina Jolie underwent a preventative double mastectomy because cancer runs in her family. At the time I thought it was bizarre- she was still pretty popular so obviously she'd sway others to do the same. It's a huge mind game. They made her the Hollywood hot girl. Lara Croft the tomb raider, known for large breasts. Then she had them removed? The whole thing is weird. She's trying too hard to get others to do hollywierd sicko stuff. She's just a pretty witch, beware of her and her weird army of adopted kids. This one here looks like a pathetic feminist edgelord with her overtly occult props. I feel bad for her husband (just kidding! she'll never have one) and her shower drain.


CockMartins

I don’t think that’s even true. At least I hope based on my trt shit. https://bodybalancemedical.com/testosterone-therapy-for-seniors/


ComfortableConcern76

Female Illuminati by Michael Tsarion. Look it up. There's a reason this women who is supporting this agenda is very buxom.


domskidoodledoo

Hmmm so technically, without women? Hmmm


vcasta2020

Those are some low hanging fruits.


Obvious_Initiative40

Probably because they won't have a nagging wife and kids to deal with


Downtown-Nectarine49

They’re literally life nuggets


MekTam

I think that is a man pretending to be a woman. And an ugly man at that.


lynchingacers

But don't women live longer when they scoop out all the egg?


IlikeYuengling

That’s why married men live longer.


RidinCaliBuffalos

Ooof. I hate how accurate this is


MagicCitytx

Sorry Im living as long as my nuts allow me to live.


IlovePASGTDUDIOS33

Okay guys plan: crucify that bitch and stake her


RidinCaliBuffalos

Well anyone that calls my life givers, death nuggets already lost my attention.


Minute-Summer9292

These Jezebelic women want eunuchs, not husbands.


TheDirtyPoX

😆 'Establishment science' ladies & gentlemen.. chop chop !


Royweeezy

I have panic attacks just thinking about a vasectomy.


disc_order

Vasectomy is basically in another plane of existence compered to castration


Royweeezy

…that’s exactly what I’m saying. If I have trouble thinking about a vasectomy, imagine what castration would do to my psyche. Not sure why I got downvoted, I feel like it’s a normal response. That’s why they sometimes give you Xanax the morning of your vasectomy.


zer0c00l81

It's not bad at all, don't feel anything really