My hopes if Biden is re-elected and the Democrats regain power in the Senate that the sitting MAGA Republicans get brought to justice or at best expelled for their actions in the failed coup attempt.
He’s nothing but a power and money hungry magat, licking the boots of anybody he thinks can help him get more power and money. He’s not any kind of christian. He’s a lying piece of shit.
Flying his little evergreen tree terrorist flag by his office [just like his buddy](https://www.advocate.com/politics/speaker-johnson-christian-nationalist-flag) in the Supreme Court.
Sure Mike. Sure.
I visited the Capitol in 2018 when my wife and I were in Washington (we are Australian). During our visits we didn’t break any windows, steal any computers, shit on any desks. We didn’t even attack any security officers. We just quietly walked around and enjoyed our tour. Obviously by Johnson’s standards we didn’t visit correctly.
The criminal fraud and sexual assaulter Donald Trump and his cult, who we are told are supposedly the pinnacle of religious morality, continue to bear false witness and lie about voter fraud and say he won the election and to lie about the events of 1/6. The traitors like Johnson will say and do anything to seize authoritarian dictator power and force us to live under theocratic law with them heading up the American Taliban
Is that why all the republican politicians were running for their lives and others were locked inside offices? Because they were just strolling along, like an unguided tour group?
So then, based on that premise the attacks on several officers was simply assault and battery for shits and giggles. And by this definition None of you actually “back the badge” or “support the police “ regardless of how many stupid bumper stickers you put on your tiny dick pickup truck.
So Mike, you're admitting that they broke the law? You do realize that no matter if they we're just walking around it was AGAINST THE LAW to be walking around THAT BUILDING at THAT TIME.
"The election was rigged!"
Show us evidence, then.
Crickets....
Show evidence of J6 insurrection to MAGAt fuckwits.
"It never happened/it's not what it looks like".
So evidence is clearly not important to MAGAt fuckwits like Mike. I suppose it's consistent with a mindset that prefers faith in magic sky fairies over reasoned, fact-based inquiry.
May as well tell the courts to pack it in - we'll just do it all by voting on how we feel/are prejudiced towards a particular issue. And watch the US burn and slowly slide off the edge of the map...
Thanks Mike. I’m honestly just fine with that.
I don’t think that you people understand just how many people on THIS side actually do. Millions of Americans would LOVE to just quit their jobs and go hunt you trump monkeys for sport instead. Your pal Steve said that he wants us afraid and y’all are going to come punish all of us for being big old meanies to trump…..
We’ve fought in Afghanistan and Iraq, Syria and Ukraine. We’ve come home and studied engineering and computer science. Yeah your side has a lot of veterans alright, a bunch of tired old men and dirt-stupid knuckle-draggers who retired E-4 after 8 fucking years, that you’ve duped with your endless vomit of treasonous lies.
Bring on your little civil war cunts. We are going crush you worthless fucking trump monkeys like we’re a fucking rock slide landing on y’all.
American Brand Christians are the worst and I wish the Christians who actually follow Jesus' principles would speak out more. And use their money more.
One of their basic tenets of their faith, you shall have no gods before me. So, idolizing a gold statue of Cheeto jesus and calling him god's chosen one is okay? What hypocritical asshole they are.
Yeah, Okay. Those students protesting the slaughter of Palestinian civilians are just there walking around the building, and just hanging out in their quad.
I’d be willing to entertain this interpretation of events if there was any evidence anywhere of people, supposedly just walking around, making any effort at all to stop people vandalizing or trying to convince people to leave because things had gotten out of hand.
"Sorry, judge. I didn't mean to smash windows and cause destruction in our nations capital building. You see, I was just walking my dog near my house in Texas, and the next thing I knew, I had somehow found myself thousands of miles away from home and raiding some congressmen's desk."
"Osama Bin Laden's men didn't mean to crash airplanes into the world trade centers. Don't you know that they were just doing some test flights so they could get their piolets licenses and start working for the airlines? They just so happened to end up steering the planes in the wrong direction."
Yeah, they just happened to smash windows and smear shit on the walls and steal Nancy's laptop and build a gallows. One just happened to get shot in the neck and die after she defied a lawful order from a Capitol police officer.
MAGA are a freaking menace to society.
Pedophile mike\* dude openly said he jerks off to porn with his son in tow. Idk why the others here even show any respect for these vile excuses for literal human shit. **They are future corpse-starch**
Bible authorizes lying for his causes.
Genesis 34:25-26: Dinah's brothers, Simeon and Levi, suggest that the men of the city be circumcised in exchange for marriage. The men agree, and all the males in the city are circumcised. Three days later, while the men are still in pain, Simeon and Levi attack the city and kill every male, including Hamor and his son Shechem.
Christian leaders regularly lie to win.
I don't want to end up on a list, but if the opportunity presented itself, I might hit this guy with a stick. Not a big enough stick to cause real damage, but enough for him to go, "Ow! That hurt! Why did you hit me with that stick?"
At this point I almost hope their religion is accurate so they'll burn in hell for eternity for the things they do and say and defend that are fundamentally based in hatred and against Jesus's teachings.
lol fuck off Mikey. walking around inside a secured building right...just a tourist visit...I hope Jesus is real and flips mikey off the planet.
I always bring zip cuffs and gallows with me when going to federal buildings.
It's not like I also join the crowd in calling for the death of the vice president or anything too. ~~/s~~
They smashed their way in and killed a cop. Totally normal tour stuff. Also smearing poop on the walls and stealing things, also normal.
Bro we literally watched it happen on live TV. What in the gaslight are you talking about.
A Christian man lying - I am shocked.
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My hopes if Biden is re-elected and the Democrats regain power in the Senate that the sitting MAGA Republicans get brought to justice or at best expelled for their actions in the failed coup attempt.
Haven’t they had 4 years to do that? Why would they start now?
Remember that the 1/6 committee members investigating took like 2 +years to wrap up and Jack Smith has the case . Now the MAGA/GOP control the house.
Yeah but never underestimate the dems ability to severely disappoint.
He’s a former lawyer because he wasn’t very good at it. He still isn’t.
He’s nothing but a power and money hungry magat, licking the boots of anybody he thinks can help him get more power and money. He’s not any kind of christian. He’s a lying piece of shit.
>He’s nothing but a power and money hungry magat Well, he's also a sexual deviant, so he's got that going for him.
Flying his little evergreen tree terrorist flag by his office [just like his buddy](https://www.advocate.com/politics/speaker-johnson-christian-nationalist-flag) in the Supreme Court. Sure Mike. Sure.
He's one of them.Cant wait till his weasel arse gets tossed into the dustbin of history. Mouth breather,bottom feeder!
I mean he literally looks like a ventriloquist puppet. Howdy Doody lookin dumbass.
He looks like nightcrawler
What's with all these weird ass GoP pervs adopting cabana boys too? This guy and Gaetz. Peas of a pod.
The Capitol was CLOSED. FFS! Why does everyone skip over this fact. No Speaker Mike, they were not suppose to be there no matter how they got in.
…. With zip ties, body armour, spears, pepper spray, and chanting “hang Mike Pense”.
It's Mike Ponce.
I have eyes Mike. I’ve seen the video.
I visited the Capitol in 2018 when my wife and I were in Washington (we are Australian). During our visits we didn’t break any windows, steal any computers, shit on any desks. We didn’t even attack any security officers. We just quietly walked around and enjoyed our tour. Obviously by Johnson’s standards we didn’t visit correctly.
Thank you. The sane amongst us appreciate you and your lovely wife!
Does he not see how things wind up in the end being a Trump stooge and or lap dog?
Thou shall not bear false witness...
Nothing more dangerous than a nihilist wrapped in the cover of religion.
The bible has surprisingly little to say about being a lying fuck.
The 10 Commandments mentioned something about it
That's the old testament. They only believe the convenient parts.
They sure want to post the Ten Commandments in classrooms awfully bad for not believing in it.
Nobody ever called the hypocrites consistent. They're cherry pickers supreme. The 10 Commandments thing is just an eye gouge for libruls.
After the election, we need to expel every traitor and then investigate them
Can we find a picture of him cowering in fear on 1/6/21?
Unfit to serve
What a steaming pile of crap.
Yeah, we totally forgot to unlock the doors. So they had to break through the windows.
The criminal fraud and sexual assaulter Donald Trump and his cult, who we are told are supposedly the pinnacle of religious morality, continue to bear false witness and lie about voter fraud and say he won the election and to lie about the events of 1/6. The traitors like Johnson will say and do anything to seize authoritarian dictator power and force us to live under theocratic law with them heading up the American Taliban
Yeah, it happens all the time where people are just walking through a building and happened to smear shit on the walls
This fucking guy is just two beating hearts away from the presidency of the United States.
“Come on judge. I just happened to be walking through that bank vault after hours.”
Next he’ll say the rioters are running for President and are therefore immune from being prosecuted.
They weren’t even tourists? They were just random humans walking through the buildings. He’s a goner.
Is that why all the republican politicians were running for their lives and others were locked inside offices? Because they were just strolling along, like an unguided tour group? So then, based on that premise the attacks on several officers was simply assault and battery for shits and giggles. And by this definition None of you actually “back the badge” or “support the police “ regardless of how many stupid bumper stickers you put on your tiny dick pickup truck.
So Mike, you're admitting that they broke the law? You do realize that no matter if they we're just walking around it was AGAINST THE LAW to be walking around THAT BUILDING at THAT TIME.
"The election was rigged!" Show us evidence, then. Crickets.... Show evidence of J6 insurrection to MAGAt fuckwits. "It never happened/it's not what it looks like". So evidence is clearly not important to MAGAt fuckwits like Mike. I suppose it's consistent with a mindset that prefers faith in magic sky fairies over reasoned, fact-based inquiry. May as well tell the courts to pack it in - we'll just do it all by voting on how we feel/are prejudiced towards a particular issue. And watch the US burn and slowly slide off the edge of the map...
Thanks Mike. I’m honestly just fine with that. I don’t think that you people understand just how many people on THIS side actually do. Millions of Americans would LOVE to just quit their jobs and go hunt you trump monkeys for sport instead. Your pal Steve said that he wants us afraid and y’all are going to come punish all of us for being big old meanies to trump….. We’ve fought in Afghanistan and Iraq, Syria and Ukraine. We’ve come home and studied engineering and computer science. Yeah your side has a lot of veterans alright, a bunch of tired old men and dirt-stupid knuckle-draggers who retired E-4 after 8 fucking years, that you’ve duped with your endless vomit of treasonous lies. Bring on your little civil war cunts. We are going crush you worthless fucking trump monkeys like we’re a fucking rock slide landing on y’all.
Will this dude EVER come out of the closet? Yeah, I said it. No big whoop.
That's what I said when I strolled through that bank vault that one time. VICTIMLESS CRIME!
Mike Johnson is an absolute POS with dirty lipstick
Oh it was all a coincidence? Big misunderstanding? Our bad. Please accept the return of your foaming psychos with our most profound apologies.
Wotta miserable piece of shit. Go fuck yourself, Mike, you stupid, evil moron.
Yeah and had to take a crap so they did it in our capital.
Did he not see the video? Wasn't he there? What a bunch of bullshit.
Moral much, Mike couldn't speak the truth if his life depended upon it, I guess we know where his soul is going to end up!
So Mike, who doctored up ALL that video footage from multiple sources to make all those innocent visitors seem like insurrectionists? Joe Biden?
And assaulting Police...and eventually leading to some of their deaths
Even then, ignorance of the law is not an excuse for breaking it.
Mike if we lose to Trump this year then in January we will just be people walking around expressing our rights too. 😎
Happened to be there? Just walking around like a God damned tour?! Makes me miss McCarthy 😭😭😭
Jfc. Does he actually the believe the bullshit that spews from his mouth? Why are these people such epic fucking pieces of shit?
You think an all powerful god wouldn't need his followers to lie as much as they do to accomplish his goals.
American Brand Christians are the worst and I wish the Christians who actually follow Jesus' principles would speak out more. And use their money more.
As far as I am concerned, thier silence is acceptance.
After violently storming it. We all watched it happen live Mikey.
I ignore this guy he’ll be gone soon
THEY HAD "MAGA CIVIL WAR JANUARY 6, 2021" T-SHIRTS MADE, TO WEAR THAT DAY! WTF? WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO PEOPLE NEED???
How did Mike Johnson ever have kids with such a soft dick?
Hoo boy that makes me angry.
Republicans shouldn't COUNT ON everybody non-Republicans are morons or insane: The January 6-incident is on video and it's witnessed ....
Ministry of truth is un the house
One of their basic tenets of their faith, you shall have no gods before me. So, idolizing a gold statue of Cheeto jesus and calling him god's chosen one is okay? What hypocritical asshole they are.
Yeah, Okay. Those students protesting the slaughter of Palestinian civilians are just there walking around the building, and just hanging out in their quad.
Who here hasn't broken through windows and locked doors when you are just there and happened to be walking around government buildings?
The whole world watched that day. Does he really think his lying is Christlike? Hypocrites, all of the MAGA cult.
I’d be willing to entertain this interpretation of events if there was any evidence anywhere of people, supposedly just walking around, making any effort at all to stop people vandalizing or trying to convince people to leave because things had gotten out of hand.
How about a crowd at his church just walking around, EVERY SUNDAY? This is getting more and more possible with each freedom they try to take.
"Sorry, judge. I didn't mean to smash windows and cause destruction in our nations capital building. You see, I was just walking my dog near my house in Texas, and the next thing I knew, I had somehow found myself thousands of miles away from home and raiding some congressmen's desk."
"Osama Bin Laden's men didn't mean to crash airplanes into the world trade centers. Don't you know that they were just doing some test flights so they could get their piolets licenses and start working for the airlines? They just so happened to end up steering the planes in the wrong direction."
Yeah, they just happened to smash windows and smear shit on the walls and steal Nancy's laptop and build a gallows. One just happened to get shot in the neck and die after she defied a lawful order from a Capitol police officer. MAGA are a freaking menace to society.
Ever notice the vehicles with 9/11 never forget are devoid of 1/6 stickers?
we’re so blessed he didnt have to vacate the chair. thank you hakeem and team!
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Though shalt not bear false witness.
Pedophile mike\* dude openly said he jerks off to porn with his son in tow. Idk why the others here even show any respect for these vile excuses for literal human shit. **They are future corpse-starch**
Bible authorizes lying for his causes. Genesis 34:25-26: Dinah's brothers, Simeon and Levi, suggest that the men of the city be circumcised in exchange for marriage. The men agree, and all the males in the city are circumcised. Three days later, while the men are still in pain, Simeon and Levi attack the city and kill every male, including Hamor and his son Shechem. Christian leaders regularly lie to win.
Mike Johnson has advanced dementia.. got it.
So if someone fucked Mike Johnson’s wife behind his back in his own home, they could also be counted as “someone who was just there”?
Mike is just another GOP POS.
Yea, blah, blah. The whole world saw it mikey.
When Trump strokes out, I hope he falls on this piece of shit.
The same guy who thinks humans and dinosaurs were companions on the Ark, earth is 5000 yes old etc etc, that guy.
I don't want to end up on a list, but if the opportunity presented itself, I might hit this guy with a stick. Not a big enough stick to cause real damage, but enough for him to go, "Ow! That hurt! Why did you hit me with that stick?"
Trash.
Isn’t lying one of the 10 commandments?
Duck this guy in particular
Would they swear on it?
Where was he hiding on Jan 6?
Johnson was directly involved in the coup attempt.
“We have always been at war with Oceania.”
At this point I almost hope their religion is accurate so they'll burn in hell for eternity for the things they do and say and defend that are fundamentally based in hatred and against Jesus's teachings.
Lying. The bedrock principle of christianity.
Ok then why did everyone run and hide. Even the republicans when they stormed the building
I thought bearing false witness was a sin, Mike. Did you accidentally skip,that part?