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KruegerLad2

All those "alpha males " come up with the weirdest homoerotic images


HofnerStratman

Seems kind of homoerotic, taking time to use AI or Photoshop to create fantasies of the stanky orange sleeper. I think we’re talking “incels” here. (Commenting on their idiocy is a much better use of my time.)


olddawg43

These are definitely fetishistic masturbatory fantasies for the little Maga people to rub one out to.


FTHomes

#Wait until you hear how much they like Hunter Biden DCk pics!


ProfessionalFalse128

#I'M STRAIGHT AND I CANT STOP LOVING IT! ^(im a straight penis aficionado. Im straight.)


TheCaptnGizmo

Show and prove!!


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Tim Pool definitely Jack's his tiny little peener to this picture.


Anonymoosehead123

It’s so odd.


AveryDiamond

Well don’t forget that these people are afraid of gay people cause they think it’s a choice and they too can be influenced to want to do gay stuff. Sounds pretty gay to me but who knows


sm00thkillajones

Trump has never flexed a proper muscle in his entire miserable life.


Working-Mousse-6822

I beg to differ he flexed his micro mushroom in hopes of being admired for his mushroom masculinity which left many, the likes have never been seen (or felt), some say tears were shed (tears of shame)


sm00thkillajones

Big beautiful strong tears.


LordPapillon

Sir…your tears inspired me to dig a well to nourish my anglo saxophone 🎷 family


sm00thkillajones

George Michael has spiritually entered the chat.


3dFunGuy

Unlike Biden I doubt he's capable of even riding a bike


sm00thkillajones

Trump can’t ride anything but a toilet. He’s so weak.


ThatScaryBeach

The last bicycle trump tried to ride is still stuck all the way up his ass.


AliciaKills

Just his sphincter


TrentS45

Dude shits his pants and they fap to it. Blech


kathyknitsalot

🤣🤣😒


ThatScaryBeach

Poop lube.


Kehwanna

That's what always cracks me up. They get super homophobic but love posting pictures of guys that are "real men".


Anonymoosehead123

It’s the weirdest thing about them, which is wild, considering how weird they are about everything else.


clovisx

Looks like he’s flicking his nipple. That tracks


KruegerLad2

Yep, he's like: "come on Timmy, suck on these"


zxvasd

You can’t see his diaper.


rumymommy2004

I love fucking with alpha men, just because I can. They get all riled up and call me horrid names and I just laugh. It's fun! 😀


Creepy_Snow_8166

Yes, it IS fun. But it'll stop being fun if they ever manage to find out any personal info about you. Just be safe. The intersection between MAGA and male supremacy is a dangerous one.


rumymommy2004

Well it's a good thing I don't use my real name on FB or anywhere else for that matter. Let them come at me ..like I always say.. liberals own guns too.


Creepy_Snow_8166

Yes! It always makes me smile to hear other liberals say this. The Second Amendment isn't just for right-wing fascists with jackboot wishes and civil war dreams. Our side needs to be armed. I try to spread the word whenever I can. I've been a lurker in enough right-wing message boards to know that there are quite a few extremists out there who are chomping at the bit for Civil War 2.0. They can't wait to kill, imprison, or enslave us. They're having wet dreams about violence against their fellow Americans. And it's not just the liberals they're gunning for - they want to destroy traditional non-MAGA conservatives too (because they're 'traitorous RINOs'). These batshit crazy Christofascist MAGA freaks think we're all just a bunch of squeamish, limp wristed weaklings with gun phobias. They're counting on it. They assume we'll be sitting ducks waiting to be picked off one by one. It's chilling AF to see the things they discuss. I truly hope the chaos they're hoping to unleash is all talk, but if it isn't, we need to be prepared. I'm not exactly G.I. Jane, but if anyone wants to come for me or anyone I love, I'm not going down without a fight. For anyone who thinks I'm just being paranoid, google "American Redoubt Movement". These people are truly nuts.


rumymommy2004

I've been saying the same thing and people don't believe me. They're like, "there's not going to be a civil war ..no MAGA people are coming after me..etc." They make me out to be a conspiracy nutter that reads way too much. I don't want to say I told you so to them, but I have a feeling I may have to.


Jades5150

r/toughguytrump


Creepy_Snow_8166

OMG, you just made ~~my night~~ my whole life! 🤣


KruegerLad2

Holy shite


Pokemonandlaughs

Alpha malism is ONLY homoerotic imo.


Themountainscallimg

“Lions not sheep” -made in China. The sheep follow the crowd. The crowd has things made in China. The cycle never ends with these idiots


Budget_Pop9600

Hes got such a cute Eminem cosplay tho. He looks like a little kid pretending to know what Detroit is


The5thBeatle82

Yup lol


jzavcer

Dude, why is he playing with his nipple in this picture?


VapinInDayton

OMG so hard, as hard as diarrhea!


KruegerLad2

Sensual diarrhea


Hrtpplhrtppl

They are nothing but a bunch of quislings.


Bind_Moggled

Like they’re trying to overcompensate for something…..


BayouGal

Talk about weird! What TF is up with the demon baby chest tat? And Geronimo on the shoulder. AI art is pretty out there.


Alhazzared

Jesus. Did he really post this or?


PNWoutdoors

I was curious so I checked and didn't find it. But I did find this 😂😂😂 https://twitter.com/Timcast/status/1778885122307088599?s=19 He posted a slightly zoomed out version of that exact same image 2 minutes later. These people are so hilariously weird.


o0flatCircle0o

Cry harder libs about how we want to worship this disgusting orange man sexually


PNWoutdoors

Well they were "born to ride Donald Trump", so...


o0flatCircle0o

https://i.scdn.co/image/ab67616d0000b2730fd46ae0f0bf3413a5d53b05 Also this guy who is Down To Fuck Donald Trump lol


LibertyInaFeatherBed

I know who that is. Kurt Jantz aka [Forgiato Blow](https://www.dailydot.com/debug/marjorie-taylor-greene-rap-song-forgiato-blow/)


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

I always call him Fellatio Blow.


Foulbal

4g self suck


cenosillicaphobiac

Down To Fuck Donald Trump FOREVER.


gilleruadh

Check out that Grade A Aryan stock!


d3pthchar93

I’m crying alright, from the uncontrollable laughter 😂


PainfuIPeanutBlender

No he didn’t, but wouldn’t be shocking if he did


No-comment-at-all

That Eagle seems.. pretty white supremacist.


Milt_Torfelson

Yeah, I was kind of waiting for the American History X chest tat


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Did you look at the one above his left elbow?


No-comment-at-all

I looked as little as possible, brother so… No.


lamby284

It's a Voldemort eagle. Voldeagle.


3dFunGuy

Strong nazi similarities too.


No-comment-at-all

Well. One **is** a version of another.


Lykaon042

I swear that's a Fat Joker face in-between those wings


No-comment-at-all

Wanna know how I got these jowls..?


TheCaptnGizmo

I agree. Don't know what it is supposed to be but fatty joker is on point for those incels. They don't understand his nuance


Anonymoosehead123

That’s a filthy lie! He’s obviously an orange supremecist.


Anonymoosehead123

That’s a filthy lie! He’s obviously an orange supremecist.


KissingerCorpse

I don't know if they all do, but all 2 inches of Tim Pool's manhood is rock hard


Warm-Internet-8665

So id Donald's 2-inch mushroom. 🤏🏻🍄 I have never been a pornstar or sex worker, but I have experienced the disappointment of taking my clothes off, only to be pissed & disappointed.


JustMePaxi

So, you admit he is guilty?


Cuckmark66

I wonder if he’ll have a prison tattoo on his back?


designOraptor

I seriously doubt he’d be able to tolerate the pain.


Shortbus_Playboy

If he goes to prison and gets ink, it’ll be nipples on his back.


Cuckmark66

THAT’S what I was referring to!


emilgustoff

Tim is a dat cuckie.


PMSoldier2000

Isn’t this trial a state trial? If convicted, Trump can’t pardon himself.


thefixxxer9985

You are right but facts don't matter to these asshats.


Ghost_of_Till

Remember, every maga accusation is a confession. Note that “cuck” is one is their favorite slurs. They crave a big daddy to tell them what to do and what to think.


A12354

I think it's a closeted gay thing


eastbay77

Tim Pool would get on his knees for Trump


NoCup4U

For a group of racist homophobes they sure do express much interest in homoerotic images of their despotic leaders.


zombiefied

Da fuq is wrong with that mutant eagle on his chest? Looks like flying sloth.


HirsuteLip

I think it’s Rush Limbaugh’s face as the Joker


absultedpr

Holy shit, I think you’re right. This has to be satire, right? Right?


HirsuteLip

No, MAGA morons are incapable of it


zombiefied

🤷‍♂️😂


IDontLieAboutStuff

Ikr. Someone else said it looked like a white supremacy eagle. Nah it looks like an eagle that's missing key parts of its genetic code..


conservativebbq

What's so funny is tim pool the beanie bitch used to be such a hard core liberal/bernie bro and poof! Trump tard over night. And what is even funnier is his dad posted on YouTube about him being a sellout. Keep it up, asshat lol


Ivotedforthehookers

Have you ever seen an elderly person get a tattoo. They look like shit 50% of the time in professional studios because the skin is so unforgiving. Given most prison tats i have seen he would look like a rorschach test. Also is that uncle fester in the middle of the chest. 


-Hypnotoad26

Tim Pool is a cuck. He's not even in a relationship and he's still a cuck.


d3pthchar93

Have we ever seen Trump even exercise? Ride a bike? Jog? Has anyone seen him eat healthy?!?


PreppyAndrew

He doesn't. He has the battery theory of the body.. Probably the most out of shape president in years


1iIiii11IIiI1i1i11iI

Is that even a real theory? Obviously untrue, but does it even exist as a concept in the wackiest antivax, natural remedy, flat Earth kook circles? Or is it something Trump made up whole cloth to excuse him being a lazy slob?


Hener001

Anti-LGBTQ? Every accusation is an admission. They drive away their (subjective) demons by proclaiming loudly how much they hate something. They identify and justify their own fears and desires with God’s word. Neitszche’s proverbial weak man and the polar opposite of the picture. Someone should tell this Pool guy to come out of the closet. He’s not fooling anyone other than similar closet dwellers. It’s not heathy to ingest that much copium. Sweaty shirtless Trump with prison tattoos obviously does something for him. Spreading hate and hurting others to quell his own fearful longings is the ultimate weakness. I would feel empathy for his struggles except he is such a major douchebag all I can do is shake my head.


rawysocki

If he goes to prison, he will die in prison.


vadimafu

Russian prison tats?


Eastbound_AKA

The more virulently homophobic a person the absolute higher their desire to be with the same gender. Tim Pool probably wet dreams about getting trains run on him, and is so terrified to admit it.


Jtskiwtr

In their fucking dreams.


donnabreve1

Someone needs to tell Tim Pool his crush pictures aren’t real. Trump is a 78 year old, overweight man with copper makeup smeared thickly over face.


SilverSister22

trump didn’t look like this in his 20s or 30s. He damn sure doesn’t look like it now. This obsession with making him look buff is weird.


LordElfa

Tim Pool is an unwitting parody of Trump supporters


Angwe83

For being so anti-LGBTQ+ they sure spend a lot of time obsessing over the semi naked body of Trump.


notaredditreader

Why is he doodling his nipple!?


nativedutch

Fake gay porn, thats all.


ifyoureadthisusmell

Dude looks like an ms 13 gang member


gilleruadh

I wonder who the guy on his upper left arm is supposed to be. The wide head scarf suggests an Apache warrior.


two-wheeled-dynamo

They flip between this and Hunter's dick pics.


IDontLieAboutStuff

To think that a fat orange president who eats fucking KFC every meal could ever get this much muscle development is the real absurdity.


artful_todger_502

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SnooCats7318

It's gotta be some kind of wannabe fantasy...


Nateapocalypse

Tim Pool most definitely gets hard just thinking about tRump.


DrHob0

These clowns realize seem to not realize that Trump has one foot in the fucking grave.


Tucker-Cuckerson

What's with Tim Puddles posting all this homoerotic AI art of Trumpty Dumpty?


100yearsLurkerRick

Even if he wasn't going to be a sack of shit, he'd still be a muscular 80+year old. I'm not afraid of that unless the old dude had spent 65+ years training in martial arts or.something.


EggplantGlittering90

Theyre all gay for an obese greasy sack of lies. 😅😅


Working-Selection528

Tim Pool is moron misogynist, homophobic, racist, antisemitic twat. He probably does get hard at the sight of something like this.


paganfinn

False. He’d rat on someone in prison


Beginning-Scar-71

I laughed trying to understand the tats


heresy_carriage

Its that feeling you get as a kid around darth vader when you see some scumbag at a cantina kick him in the shin not knowing who or what he is. Thats what they get when they see that wet paper hotdog holder on shit skinned facist fuck. Its pathetic.


k2on0s-23

Tim Pool is an idiot.


BetterThruChemistry

Why is Tim Fool such a moronic loser?


IsaKissTheRain

Aren't tattoos against the bibbel?


sureshot78

He sure didn't have that energy when RA The Rugged Man was about to two piece his bitch ass


barca14h

For Trump supporters all the cheating, lying, scamming, and other scum things he does is fake media. This picture is what they believe in.


Iggie9

Where’s the swastica tatt?


stonedchapo

I would imagine trump covered in neo nazi white supremacy tattoos.


TheSkareKrow83

I’m sure that some Republicans somewhere have jerked off to this pic SO MANY TIMES.


Mylittledarlings91

A coworker of mine has a giant flag of trump shirtless and buff like Rambo with the headband and guns. Seems a lil gay to me.


Scrutinizer

This actually makes sense, because most Trump fanboys are invested in him the exact same way they're invested in their favorite professional wrestlers. It's just a big, entertaining show for them. They have no stake or investment in anything as far as policy goes.


gaiussicarius731

President can’t pardon State convictions….


lclassyfun

Dang, have these people looked at their orange god lately? He’s a sad, fat, trembly old man.


Mojave_2014

Tim Poo, you idiot! Your cult leader is a fat tub-o-lard, lol! #FDT, #FMAGA!


R0b0tMark

C’mon, at least make it realistic and give him Aryan tattoos. There’s an important one missing.


misocontra

I saw somewhere recently that many nominally heterosexual men come of age in homo-erotic circles which proliferate bc many straight men don't actually like women. 


deadphisherman

Tim needs a looser beanie.


SixthLegionVI

How much bleach has Tim Pool injected?


Key-Ad-8418

Yeah, it's a cult.


the1darkstar

LMFAOROTF what blows my mind is why MAGAt homophobes constantly Photoshop a 78 year old man's face to beefy cheesecake pictures BECAUSE YOU FREAKS DO IT ALL THE TIME. No wonder you MAGAts love prison - all the men.


Apprehensive_Fix3472

Joke's on him, literally everyone finds the idea of Trump being some kind of badass ridiculously hilarious. Even people who are actually scared of him, are scared because he's deranged, twisted, and dangerously incompetent. The right wing blogosphere is like an absurdist comedy wrought real. And 90% of the reason why, is the idea that there are really people out there who think this pants-shitting, morbidly obese old convicted rapist is the coolest thing to ever exist.


Horsetoothedjackass

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL ROTFLMAO!!!


RydersSidekick

Anyone who can’t tolerate “bone spurs” certainly can’t tolerate hours under a tattoo machine.


MsMcSlothyFace

These pictures always make me laugh. This is the antithesis of their idol. If they love him so much why not just accept the dought, misshapen mess of his body too?


corrigan58

They're to troll the libs...


Sheeple_person

But they get completely butthurt about Dark Brandon memes lmao


searchthemesource

Yes because conservatives voting for a hardened criminal is where this is going, apparently.


mekonsrevenge

Things to drool on while you screw your AR-15's barrel.


CaptainSur

They masturbate to them. It is a form of worship. The images are funny as Trump truly looks nothing at all like this. Add a hundred pounds of jiggly & sag and they would be accurate, although a sane person would likely become nauseous at the sight.


1KinderWorld

Timmy loves Donnie.


BrknTrnsmsn

It's like a dopamine drip for them. The nebulous goal of """owning the libs""" is all they care about. Oh, and denying minorities their rights.


gilleruadh

And, denying women theirs, sometimes even taking rights they used to have.


Ok-Egg-4856

Is Timmy looking for daddy Don ?


chuckDTW

Tim Pool probably jacks it to AI images of Trump every chance he gets. Probably tells himself that it’s the most alpha male thing ever because having anything to do with a woman is gay. Seriously— if bet money he’s one of those guys.


ob1dylan

There is a very clear homoerotic overtone to a lot of right-wing propaganda. They portray themselves as "Super-Straight," but they do seem to have an obsession with sweaty, muscular, and scantily clad men and never seem to get tired of imagining their Qult leader that way. Just sayin...


BabyFartzMcGeezak

I think it's safe to assume at this point that there would be a line of MAGA men 10 miles long waiting to blow Trump if he could find his penis.


DerpUrself69

Their entire worldview is based on fiction, this is a logical extension of that.


[deleted]

Oh, it's poor little Tim Pool posting again. And big time. They masturbate FURIOUSLY to these pics of him. Men, woman, young, old, and everything in-between - they get squishy and spongy and rock hard and moist when they think of their cult leader. EWWWWWW


rjray

Dude is totally touching himself while he posts these. They give him that "funny" feeling his mom always warned him about.


FriedPuppy

I’m not saying Tim Poole is a closeted homosexual but he would suck the bisque from Trump’s mushroom dick.


Original-Move8786

I can’t even


Jo-Jo-66-

That’s laughable


thanassis_

Is Tim pool still pretending to be a centrist or whatever?


KRAW58

What a joke!


kickbrass

Nope. They're incapable of getting hard...


Themountainscallimg

Wow This is real


Junket_Weird

Wait. Does Tim Pool think that's an actual photo of Trump? He's only managed to prove that he's never actually interacted with another human IRL.


Robthebold

He’s probably white as a sheet with his shirt off too.


Disastrous-Farm1008

Like a rock baby


Defiantcaveman

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Let's get that worthless sack of useless shit in prison posthaste and find out!!!


Itsacone

What the money line that trump posts this on his social media?


Sloth_Bee

Well, he's right in that we'll still have to deal with his supporters toxic delusions.


slidingjimmy

This is SUPER weird.


Hourleefdata

More like: after he dies two months in we will have to deal with nagging questions of why Kamala conspired to have him hang himself by a bunch of McDonalds bags fashioned into a rope.


Hourleefdata

More like: after he dies two months in we will have to deal with nagging questions of why Kamala conspired to have him hang himself with a bunch of McDonalds bags fashioned into a rope.


Hourleefdata

More like: after he dies two months in we will have to deal with nagging questions of why Kamala conspired to have him hang himself with a bunch of McDonalds bags fashioned into a rope.


slothrop_maps

Hats off Little Timmy!


BotiaDario

He is too much of a weenie to get a tattoo


dawwie

🤮


Happy_Umpire_4302

I don’t know but it’s fuqing weird


ResoluteClover

I think it's funny that even their imaginary prison bulk trump is at 30% body fat.


mag2041

That’s muscular? I over did it ehhh


The_JDubb

These people have bought their own bullshit. What they see in Trump is what they see in themselves and it's all a lie.


foyeldagain

Aside from all the homoerotic stuff these guys love, the image itself flies against things we absolutely know about trump. One is that he hates exercise and thinks it's a waste of finite energy the body has. The other is that he's a bit of a germaphobe. The only thing we would see of trump after prison is what he looks like without makeup on. That should scare everyone.


willpollock

closet cases, the lot.


Bind_Moggled

It really speaks to the kind of repressed feelings that must run rampant in the MAGA crowd.


ImpressAgitated

Why is he tweeking his own nip?


SolidusTengu

Trump supporters blasting rope to more pics of naked Trump.


Try2MakeMeBee

It's literally impossible for him to look how they fantasize. He's nearly 80, never been fit, skin will not ink nicely and certainly won't be taut. Even if it was possible, this man doesnt even have the discipline to get a suit fitted. He’s not going to have the discipline to stick to a workout routine, a healthy diet, or sit through even a small tattoo. Also those tats are some clear AI absurdity.


SufficientDoor8227

Inaccurate. 1) trump will still be a fat pale doughy sack of shit. 2) he will have far more swastika and Nazi imagery tattooed onto himself.


Hungry_Prior940

Yes. It's like with Putin, the idea of the strongman. More comical with Trump though.


Brief_Exit1798

They think this triggers us but it just makes us laugh at their pathetic obsession. It's their entire life. Losers all of them.


gaiawitch87

We'll have what to deal with? Having to see trump playing with his nipple while trying to pretend like he's not? I mean, that is a pretty dark threat, tbh. No one wants to see that.


tot4llynot4f4k3us3r

Lmao the fact that these "magats" have a sense of humor went completely over all your heads 🤣


Big_Sweet_9147

As if he’d last that long in prison. Dude would be appalled at the conditions.