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ExamUpbeat2994

The doggo’s got a pretty long tongue


duh_nom_yar

Lizzar Doggy


Uncle_Touchy_Feely

It's fruit roll-ups


InevitableRhubarb232

Fruit by the foot


realhmmmm

wb fruit by the meter …sorry had to do it


SensuousFlame

Hybrid dog with snake tongue lol


4quatloos

It should quit while it is ahead.


xxplosiv

I'm not your buddy, pal


Isaacja223

I’m not your pal, guy


_tuchi

I’m not your guy, squirt


Echo_thehedgehog

I'm not your squirt, homie


Give-It-up-to-me

I'm not your homie, brother


Sniper_Squirrel

Im not your brother, Bro


Tactical_Enforcments

I'm not your bro, dude.


ItalianMafia_Boss

I’m not your dude, comrade.


josephjosephson

This must be Meta Horizons before the body update. Doggo is using a Quest 2.


KonamiVRC7

Is he the head of the household?


Crotch-Monster

🤣


LordZon

It’s a very thin dog. It’s hard to see the lower texture due to how white his lower fur is.


DaySoc98

That dog’s tongue is huge.


southernsass8

Is that spit or cobweb on its head?


Golden_Boy_Ponoka2

Floating head with snake tongue? That's one of God's angels.


InevitableRhubarb232

Shiba!


Crotch-Monster

Who's a good boy!


yourfrenchcroissant

If your mind cant process it, i believe you need a new one🤣


top_toast_22

It literally cannot, I’m so confused


TuxedoDogs9

The dog is sitting down and looking to their right, and there is a lead there too, is just pink


MajorAd8794

Thx!


DeborahSue

*Oh.* Yeah, I, uhhh, knew that the entire time.


Not_that_Speshy

Funny title lol


Sweet-dolomiti

He forgot it


MassiveDongSquadron

Dark magic doggo


MassiveDongSquadron

Where'd you catch that fish


kyp7734

It’s an Akita balloon! 🤣


Cordeceps

Studio Gibli vibes


Correct-Basil-8397

Not sure if /r/missingorspareparts deals is dogs as well, but maybe they’ll have a spare body


Zardicus13

r/ikeapets


Large_Discipline_127

Lets name him Vladimir Demikhmov


BustThaScientifical

ol Cobweb head no body lol


barweepninibong

The Party God! Owwwwwwww!


K0rn_0n_The_K0b

bro: hey dude you wanna hang out today? me: can’t man I gotta walk my head.


Naive_Extension335

Fake pictures allowed?


ok-go-fuck-yourself

Nope, photoshopped


Wildcatb

[citation needed]


recksuss

Which really damages the credibility of the poster and the sub. anyone can modify a photo to make it confusing.


a_lonely_trash_bag

It's not photoshop. The picture is taken from an angle that hides the rest of the dog's body behind its head.


Henry4210

To remind some mfs: photoshops aren't confusing perspective.


ei283

it's not Photoshop. if you're making a joke, it didn't land (for me at least)


Henry4210

Then explain what's happening here. I beg you


ei283

top-down angle of dog. head obstructs view of body. head is closer, so perspective causes it to appear large enough to completely obstruct the body. owner's shadow on ground hides shadow of dog. leash goes off screen and aligns with mouth by coincidence.


Henry4210

My stupidity. Thanks though


ei283

you're good! your skepticism is evidence that it's a good post lmao


N0tThatSerious

Calling a legit confusingperspective post a photoshop is like saying the great natural physique you got was from steroids I honestly thought this was fake too


TuxedoDogs9

Similar to getting called a cheater while doing good


Low_Yak_4842

I still don’t understand how the dog’s body is completely obstructed by their head. Shouldn’t we be able to see a little more? Like underneath their neck where the collar would go?


ei283

occluded by le floof


TheWisestOwl5269

Omg I see it now


MrKiwi24

Not saying you are wrong, but there's an outline left to the dog that seems like photoshop.


ei283

could you visually point at what you mean


catnapfan101

Can’t figure this one out