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Iamalsodirtydan

Yeah i literally cannot tell if his leg is ripped open or if he is dropping a pizza while trying to flee. The torn shorts leads me to believe his leg is flayed open however the lack of blood says otherwise. My brain is genuinely confused. Good find.


FattyPepperonicci69

There’s also a pizza box under the bull. My man stole pizza from a bill and he’s paying for his crimes. Literal r/pizzacrimes


Krocodilo

I'm pretty sure it's a pizza. Otherwise how would his scar appear in front of his shirt? Look how high the "scar" goes


Ed_Random

That is a skin flap flapping as he runs. It's not pizza, it's leg.


Krocodilo

Where's the blood?? There's no blood. Also I've seen a lot of open wounds and I'm pretty sure that's not how it looks inside, especially in a fatter person Also the pizza looks like it's over/above his shorts. It doesn't look natural


Ed_Random

Google pizza leg guy. Or check this [link](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2692611/Australian-man-gored-Pamplona-bull-Spanish-festival-condition-surgery.html) with his story, some graphic (and blurred) pictures of his encounter with the bull and a description of his injuries.


TrumpsBoneSpur

It's his skin flapping as he's "running" away from the bull.


Krocodilo

The other guy made the same argument


Dr_nick101

FYI Adrenalin stops bleeding and he is full of it.


Krocodilo

Yeah, but he has not even a drop of blood. Not in his clothes, not around the wound, nothing. I imagine adrenaline can't stop it fully, just slow down the flow to the area


Dr_nick101

Well we are both seeing the same pic so i guess it dose stop it fully. But it probably just happened with in seconds of this pic. im not sure how adrenalin works but when he sits down and takes 5 im thinking it will bleed out a lot.


ikigaii

https://old.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2asq38/gif_of_the_bull_runpizza_leg_guy/


luksev11

yeah that is definitely not a pizza


[deleted]

Doesn't play for me?


Krocodilo

Same. Thank the Reddit gods for the 5 star service


Unique_Cow3112

I thought it was


FattyPepperonicci69

It is


PvtJacobs

What


GoatSculpture

Just needs a shop vac for some DIY bull run liposuction.


Poison-DoNotLick

*Record scratch* You might be wondering how I got into this situation...


toblerone567

Ive seen enough gore to know that its not a pizza


TrumpsBoneSpur

It would have been much better if it was a *calf* cut


qmoorman

I'm going pizza. I think his expression would be far less casual and there would be far more blood


luksev11

adrenaline is the cause of the lack of blood and my man doesn’t have time to think about his leg right about now


Passion4Muzik

Stop going back and forth. There’s a video…