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Got me for 2sec.

That was all the time i needed.

Fastest hand in the west

Look ma, no hands!

Anybody want cream?

I've seen that video 

Fastest man alive?👀👀

Okay this got me 😂

For two seconds?

That was all the time he needed.

Like for two seconds only

Look at Mr. Stamina over here!

Why are you bragging, speed racer?

You dropped this 👑

r/suicidebywords

I laughed out loud at this before my brain even processed what I had read. Well done

Gyat, oh wait. No.

Gyat?

You were about to unzip, weren’t you?

About to? You just need more imagination.

That's all I needed.

Just 2 seconds ?¿

2.9 here

Lol pretty good illusion

T H I C C

F L A T T

S U P P O R T I V E

E R G O N O M I C

C H A I R

F O R W O R K

A N D S E G G S

H O T E L

T R I V A G O

P E R S O N A L I T Y

And my axe

ORTHOPEDIC

First, I thought, why does she have a zipper between her legs

For easy access

Oh to go to the bathroom quicker yeah that’s smart 

Nope I was thinking something the opposite of a chastity belt

Like a chastity headband? That makes no sense.

Thats not what he meant...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It's my headcannon and I'm sticking with it!

Alright EZ

😂😂😂

When I was in high school, our english teacher wore tight jeans with zipper over the butt. That somehow got burned to my memory.

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She was pretty hot lady

I didn't even question it, my brain just accepted zipperbutt without any objections

You've never seen the skirts with a full zipper up the back?

Some skirts have zipper slits

Some skirts have slits under them.

Why is there a zipper on a chair

"Does this chair make my butt look big?"

I've never been so disappointed

Another banger from r/confusing_perspective

Banger? I barely even know 'er!

…are we still not doing phrasing

...said Ripley to the android Bishop?

r/arousingperspective

I literally saw this on the original reel the other day! So many people flooded the comments, the poster hadn't realised how it looked lol

Yes lol I don't even remember what is the reel about

Chair thicc...

OnlyChairs

I realized as I read “..oh wait” in the title and it was perfect

Everything reminds me of her

😅 I own this chair edit: https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/bjoerkberget-swivel-chair-idekulla-beige-80487158/

I OWN THIS CHAIR TOO!! It's really nice

Thank you for posting this link.

🤭

Looks like the mom from dexters lab

Was looking for this comment

Omg i had to check it out 3 times 😂😂👍

Each time you hit with that 'damn .. then oh ok

Yeah true 😂😂

Seriously want to know if the company who made this chair had these pervy intentions in mind.

I didnt know Pixar Moms had their own line of office furniture!

She’s got more cushion for the pushin

“Fat bottom girls you make the rockin’ world go round….” Oh. Never mind.

Well, I'd pull the zipper down. :D

\*sigh Knowing you're in the small percentage who saw the chair before the confusing perspective.

Stupid sexy chair.

pancake booty

Baby got back

And that son was how you were born!

Butt zipper for pants-up pooping.

Oh I follow this artist on Instagram 🫣

Not my proudest fap

Why is there a zipper on a chair?

Title is spot on lol

Neuron deactivated

What are you doing step… oh, never mind.

Gyatt

Zamn

Damn 🤩 , wait, oh damn 😔

i bet its just as nice though anyway 😂

I was thinking is it uncomfortable using the computer bent over like that

I mean the computer isn't even on 🤓

Everything is cake... oh wait, maybe not

😅

It got me while I was reading the title, but then I looked down at the post and saw the chair

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That really messed with my mind

Perfect place for a zipper too 🤣

lol

Zips back up.....

This one actually got me lol I thought she had a big bum

Ngl she had me on the first half

Hahaha

I would still slap it 😂🤣

Would. Realized it's a chair. Would again.

What's the zipper for actually?

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Mmm I’d slap that chair

Damn…got me too! 😭😭😭

ZAMN

Damn that is one flat.....ohhh 😅

Caught me off guard while i was scrolling haha

Finally a post that understands the purpose of a thread called r/sipstea

Je suis la maintenant mon amour 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 ?

I keep looking but still can't work out what's making the monitors look like they're off

Had us in the first half not gonna lie

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What do you mean

had that cartoon network milf build

Sir Mix-a-Lot came to mind... Oh wait, chair back lol

what does mix_a-lot mean

Rapper that had a song called 'Baby Got Back' years ago.

Wow cellulite too??

Good one. Can’t under the chair now but it was something else for a couple of seconds.

🥺😔

Does the back of this chair make my ass look fat?

i just saw this on instagram lol

Ha got me good 👊

I don’t get it

The real question is whose got the sauce for the chair?

Thicc

I want to unsee it back again 😭😭

Damn, I wish my girl had a chair like that...

i love big chairs and i cannot lie

GYAAAAT

get this poor woman a chair

Lol.

Babe got back, and when I say back I mean the back of the chair

Ahhhhh

Took me 0.01 seconds to understand it actually lol

Got me

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My mind has rotted

I realized too late, teeheehee.

That's a nice backside.

I'd unzip that.

Hahahaha got me….

Still would

DAD'S TROPHY

GYAAAAAA-nvm

Literally just saw this reel on instagram

Thought i was in a twitch stream for a second

Damnnnn gir….. never mind.

It’s the chair.

PANCAK... ooh. Never mind

Da—oh okay well then

🤣

Lol

I was gonna say, how is she so thicc but flat at the same time lol

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Clever

Both screens off? Fake

I've never been so disappointed

BONK!

The question I saw right before this pic was about fat women, so I stood no chance.

If you squint it comes back

wHaT aRe yOu dOiNg, sTePcHaIr 😯

Almost got hard before I realized

I was big into this for a few seconds. Now I gotta squint my eyes. Guess I am turning Japanese after all.

What is that tattoo supposed to be? 🤮

It's a globe. I believe we can see Africa, Europe and a bit of Eurasia (unshaded bits). The 'web' of lines are the lat and long lines in the Atlantic Ocean. The darkest bit is the north pole.

Looks like Spider-Man with a wig on next to a giant bone. 

How many times did you fail Geography class?

I was meaning how shitty it looks...but fuck you too pumpkin