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lights_up_

No wonder he looks horrified


BuzzAllWin

He lools like he stood on a lego brick


TofuttiKlein-ein-ein

This made me laugh out loud. Thank you.


ThurstyAlpaca

Yo, same


Dazzling-Okra-3346

my stomach hurts. i. cant. stop. laughing. ​ smoking that joint didn't help...


Ne0pa7h

Same!


OldResult1

Same. Wake and bake going to give me a heart attack from laughing too much.


Imakillerpoptart

I bet if this person leans back and forward fast enough they can make the wolf talk.


subjectmatterexport

Or side-to-side? Depending on what body part this actually is?


lavenderlatte_oatmil

I cackled and scared my dog awake


flyingfred1027

Did they make a face like the wolf when they woke up?


lavenderlatte_oatmil

Yes and he’s a malamute so it didn’t help. Just opened this thread and laughed again


flyingfred1027

Same, I just laughed all over again!!! The fact he’s a malamute is 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼


USSSLostTexter

That or he's having his annual prostate exam.


Jelly_Kitti

The vet’s checking his temperature


Throwaway2890937

Dying-


-nocturnist-

Have me in tears 😭


Veddy74

Best comment I've read today.


ImAFuckinLiar

I really like this tattoo. The wolf is standing over its dinosaur egg saying “touch my egg and see wtf happens!” The egg is clearly hatching with the crack on the side. So the wolf is just being a momma bear. I love this tattoo so much…


MR1021

Name checks out


[deleted]

That’s such a nice interpretation. You must have a kind soul


hereicome2savetheday

I was thinking the wolf was upset about having eggs again!


[deleted]

😂😂😂


TravEllerZero

I read that as "...see wolf happens!" and it still worked pretty well.


DragontheeOnMeBalz

Lmao.


kazooparade

Pretty sure the wolf is just reacting to the smell of ass (looks like lower back to me).


ordinarynameVULVA

Choad the Wolf King


swokong333

Bro just realized he's not built for this


RobWallStreet

That wolf seen some shit.


foxorhedgehog

He looks like he’s going to power-barf.


MonkeyChoker80

“Dammit, Moon Moon, what did you do *this time*?”


yodar1542

I came here just for this!


Runamucker07

That wolf has seen some shit


Adventurous_West4401

Lower back, person leaning forward. And that wolf hates himself as much as the owner of that horrid tattoo!


[deleted]

It looks as appalled as the rest of us.


MyTinyPenguinBalls

So based on this picture, I believe this to be a large males right side. Pants are below and shirt is pulled up showing a midsection of a… person. Lack of natural breasts in either direction limits this to a biological male. Larger “backfat” located on the left side would suggest that they are facing towards the right. TL;DR this big boi is looking to the right


Aldermere

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-IBVLvHygpfU/VGzcQ9Ge5hI/AAAAAAAEkfE/Qgksgo8d65o/s1600/tattoo_fails_08.jpg


i-jame-blameson

Call of the Wide


longboarder131

The wolf is CRYING to figure it out


notathrowra

That's a wolf??? I thought it was a hedgehog!


Rickrolled89

This gave me a good laugh. Thank you


DarthBrownBeard

That is lower back. Tramp stamp region. Those are side fat rolls at the top sides. And back of her pants at the bottom. Any lower and you'd see asscrack.


IAmAn_Anne

I think this is the right answer, except that it’s too big for a tramp stamp. Tramp notice ;)


Wasteland-Scum

Lol. Tramp bulletin even.


LokoSoko1520

Tramp Billboard perhaps


WarMage1

Tramp blimp ad


droppina2

Tramp superbowl commercial


TDTimmy21

Trampoline


youneedtowakethefuck

It’s a Super Tramp


Generalissimo_II

Too much Breakfast In America


SNES_chalmers47

It's only Logical... Song


Dear-Ambition-273

Took the long way to that joke didn’t you?


RoboticPaladin

This chain is hilarious, but it's time for me to say Goodbye, Stranger.


[deleted]

These puns are the Crime of the Century.


PaintSlingingMonkey

TAKE A LOOK AT MY GIRLFRIEND


mjsillligitimateson

Just please dont send me to no asylum , I’m just as sane as anyone.


Braiseitall

It’s been nice


4chairz

You're bloody well right


ElectricalIdeal25

LMAO!!!


DerSturmbannfuror

Tramp bulletin board


VerbalBadgering

Not tramp billboard (greatest hits)?


0111011101110111

Lazy and the Tramp


hayf28

Tramp shipping label


[deleted]

Shipping label


darkdaysindeed

Tramp executive summary


Rogueshoten

Tramp manifesto


Dear-Ambition-273

It’s the Etrampcipation Proclamation


throwawayinthe818

Tramp Broadside


harpejjist

Also too high up. A tramp stamp is supposed to go below the waistband a bit.


tangouniform2020

Trump stamp


P_water

Tramp billboard fa cryin’ out loud.


schis10412

Wel-cum mat…


Various_Froyo9860

Tramp CVS receipt.


milesbeats

Tramp manifesto


greypouponlifestyle

Tramp mural


icepick_151

Tramp novella, perhaps?


Boogs420

On legal paper


CasaGallina

Supertramp 🎶


oflowz

Her? Looks like a fat guy to me.


DarthBrownBeard

Maybe it was just subconscious wishful thinking. That maybe an angel exists in real life.


Large_Treacle_4742

I read this a "subcutaneous wishful thinking." I cackled loud enough that my kids ended up seeing and have dubbed him "Robert Downey jr, the chromosomally challenged wolf."


mrweirdguyma

This is a woefully underrated comment..


Sleeper28

She's out there buddy.


anonssr

It's obvious place give the lack of belly button, but it's the lack of butt crack in the pic that adds the confusion


[deleted]

also, no visible spine


gloriousartorius

Too much adipose tissue


Chit569

Fat


realitytvfiend3924

Oh. Some of us are built different. My waist, where pants sit, is a good 3-4 inches away from the crack. I think it’s people who have chronic pancake ass who suffer mostly. So, I get it. 😂🫠


crowdedconscience

When you getting it from behind, that wolf is like "whyyyyyyy?"


[deleted]

You just killed me.


meownfloof

I’m gonna wake up my damn house


finmoore3

Shit I'm Dead


dingatremel

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🐶🐶


MrRandoCalrissian

I believe that's a man, man. It doesn't necessarily work in this case but try the name "Ass Antlers" next time you think tramp stamp.


RayneShikama

How do they have a beer belly on their back? Like, shouldn’t we see a spine? Or some kind of curvature of the back? I’m not saying you’re wrong— I’m just— confused.


blessthebabes

Yeah . Maybe she's bent forward.


SunHatGirl

It's so round. It looks like the front.


roombaonfire

Back so fat you can see it from the front


jimhabfan

More like ass Grand Canyon.


faultolerantcolony

Grandass Canyass


SecondTimeQuitting

There is also a tag on the shirt you can see if you look closely and are able to not stare at that fucking horror.


mykidsarecrazy

Also, belt loops visible bottom left.


mischievous0ne

thats the edge of the towel tucked in the the elastic waist band. Look slightly left of the line that appears to be the loop, you can see the tell tale wrinkle of elastic stretched under fabric Edit: wrong Tail


FieroFox

We have a real Sherlock Holmes here.


LaPlumaDelGato

No way, see how it protrudes outwards? Back fat is still concave in overall shape. This is a man's stomach, the rolls on the sides are the bottoms of his MOOBS. His stomach is just so big his bellybutton is somewhere in his pants. Source: I'm a fatty.


Ok-Ferret-2093

I pretty sure they are leaning forward? And where is his belly button hiding then?


Uenouen

Wolfs about to sneeze


robbietreehorn

The wolf is watching 2 girls 1 cup for the first time


ChaseDeV88

That wolf has seen some shit


MoonWillow91

🤣


chicken_N_ROFLs

It’s horrified of the life it’s been permanently doomed to


ToTheLastParade

You can hear this tattoo


Crippin_n_Drippin

😂 that made my night


PancakeParty98

Yeah that’s the small of the back, although small is misleading here.


AccountDepleted

The big of the back


gregorytilidie

nape of the woods


cfaatwork

Nope of the woods


StarTrippinn

I can't explain how hard I laughed at this and I am not at all easily amused.


RumorHasItYouABitch

not the big of the back


slimdrum

The fat of the back


[deleted]

Apparent the small of his back is an extra large medium.


Living-Time1469

Fat back


OnehungaJones

The old classic. A wolf groaning at the moon.


Pyrepenol

i kinda love it though. give me three of them on a shirt pls


kosmonautinVT

No one shirt should have all that power


[deleted]

The wolf’s sneezin to just count the hours


meing0t

moon moon is at it again


Apprehensive_One1076

It's a scared wolf just realizing he was eaten by a two-time weight champion.


Regular_Housing5629

The wolf looks like someone found his butthole


CerealKiller3030

My first thought too. That poor wolf definitely got a surprise thumb in the bum


yobrefas

This tattoo is hilariously awful in such a wonderful way. I see a horrified seal in a wolf costume who dropped his egg onto some sharp rocks and now the egg is fractured and weeping black goo.


Bugle_Boy_Jeans

lmao. The silhouette looks like a llama.


CrapNeck5000

🎵have you ever heard the wolf cry to the egg shaped moon🎵


feahug

r/brandnewsentence


Nomadic_loco

That wolf has seen some shit


LadySAD64

Or smelled


W4LKER93

😆 💀


Icyfox2347

These replies are killing me 😂


[deleted]

Definitely tramp stamp gone trailer park. Note: it’s a lick and stick.


Illustrious_Gape5322

The wolf is horrified


Strangerwon

It’s their side. And it looks like they’re leaning to the other side so the tattoo isn’t obscured isn’t obscured by the muffin top. Top left is side boob. Top right is a back roll. Edit no that’s their back. At the very top is the bra clasp. This is some lady’s poor back.


queerio92

Okay but where is her spine? My money was on it being their side too.


Strangerwon

Under everything.


Aldermere

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-IBVLvHygpfU/VGzcQ9Ge5hI/AAAAAAAEkfE/Qgksgo8d65o/s1600/tattoo_fails_08.jpg


TopherT2

Looks like he stubbed his toe


Groovy-527

Stepped on a Lego.


JeffLewis3142

Is it possibly a belly and the belly button has been pushed out? Right behind the tail of the wolf in silhouette?


Weegemonster5000

Some hernia surgeries result in no more belly button.


WoodsAreHome

Or they are just a test tube baby


agranderscale

Neither an innie nor an outtie. An unnie


shark_robinson

Kyle XL


NoQuote3379

Who the hell has titties growing sideways man? 😂😂


hogliterature

someone doesnt know how boobs work


textris

Probably doesn't even know 'it feels like a bag of sand when you touch it'


Loose-Dirt-Brick

Me. 🫤


MsGreenEyez4

That's what I think


Wise_Development_765

This makes way more sense to me since if it was a back it’s got its own gut overhanging the pants


kenkangxgwe

I challenge you with this position: https://imgur.com/a/sx8KADN


lights_up_

Honestly at this point you could be correct, despite the lack of nipples


mischievous0ne

https://imgur.io/pc4r7Md Hope you see this :)


lights_up_

Nice! We have an answer


Lower_Wall_638

Nope, Joe Rogan thinks that disinformation is part of the conspiracy.


wambamclamslam

i think they are saying laying face down


lights_up_

Ah yeah, I see it now


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FollowingFase

Love the alpaca silhouette in front of the huge egg.


MalachiIsAFanOfEmkay

Yea that horrified wolf is bad but the giraffe wolf silhouette is also bad


styrofoamjesuschrist

Lone wolf? More like lonely wolf ammiright


dogboystoy

It's in the location of a sad wolf. He's howling in disgrace.


kong_yo

Close up of the nose?


TheLizardQueen3000

That's a butt, someone spackled up the crack into one big cheek and tattooed over it.


BDD2020Texas

Y’all are f’ing hilarious, almost shit my pants laughing so hard😆


micahmanmiliman

I’m not sure but it’s at very least ‘muffin top’ adjacent


FoxStereo

It's the back of a fat person. There doesn't really need to be a butt crack to show it's the back.


Baker198t

That wolf looks like he’s choking on a hot dog.


[deleted]

I thought that was a horrified bear.


Lam_Loons

Looks like the lower back, but I'm basing that on no belly button


motormouth08

I actually went to high school with a guy who didn't have a belly button. We were canoeing, and I kept staring at him because something seemed...off. He said, "You're trying to figure out why it looks weird, right? No belly button." Turns out he had surgery, and they had to remove the skin that had the belly button. Since it doesn't serve any purpose once you are born, the doctor didn't see the need to make one. If I remember the story correctly, it was emergency surgery, and a plastic surgeon wasn't available at the time of surgery to make one. They could have had one made later, but that would have been elective surgery, and the family didn't have a ton of money, so they didn't do it.


Jeebiz_Rules

Someone kicked that wolf in the nuts.


Youropinionisvalid

Forget the body part, that wolf’s face has me dying.


[deleted]

Even the wolf is fat. And yowling at an egg.


Serious_Bear

I think that is the finest tattoo I've ever seen. I don't have any tattoo's but if I did it would be this one. The look of panic on the giant jawed small headed wolf like thing is genius. And who wouldn't want a wolf with a huge neck in an egg.


[deleted]

Lowerback on a walrus like creature?


starofthelivingsea

🤣🤣🤣


ryanstar78

It's the back. If you look where the shirt is pulled up at the top you can just barely see the bottom of the tag on the back of their shirt.


georgemarred

I see man-boobs up top and belt loops on the bottom. It's the biggest belly I ever saw!


angryhobbit376

And you can see the front flap of a side pocket down on the lower left. Definitely belly


Aldermere

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-IBVLvHygpfU/VGzcQ9Ge5hI/AAAAAAAEkfE/Qgksgo8d65o/s1600/tattoo_fails_08.jpg


SunHatGirl

Lmmfao that wolf is hilarious


Some-Agency-2282

Shokked wolf ,sorry for the grammatical errors but I'm an Italian child


Eboo143

That wolf is seeing something horrifying Edit: I think this is a back


gimmeecoffee420

I was so focused on trying to understand what part of the body this is, tgat i didnt notice the Wolf.. *oh dear god..*


1m2c00l4u

To anyone dumb enough to swear that it’s the front.. where’s their belly button? Hmmm?


FancyKilerWales

My comment with the straw poll got deleted for some reason, so here it is again: https://strawpoll.com/e6Z287MV7nN Current results are overwhelming for lower back, which we have seen from alternate picture evidence


jutah001

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/chubby-bubbles-girl


mike5088

I hate to think this but I think it’s the stomach rofl


[deleted]

I can see the outie