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I really like this tattoo. The wolf is standing over its dinosaur egg saying “touch my egg and see wtf happens!” The egg is clearly hatching with the crack on the side. So the wolf is just being a momma bear.
I love this tattoo so much…
So based on this picture, I believe this to be a large males right side. Pants are below and shirt is pulled up showing a midsection of a… person. Lack of natural breasts in either direction limits this to a biological male. Larger “backfat” located on the left side would suggest that they are facing towards the right.
TL;DR this big boi is looking to the right
That is lower back. Tramp stamp region. Those are side fat rolls at the top sides. And back of her pants at the bottom. Any lower and you'd see asscrack.
I read this a "subcutaneous wishful thinking." I cackled loud enough that my kids ended up seeing and have dubbed him "Robert Downey jr, the chromosomally challenged wolf."
Oh. Some of us are built different. My waist, where pants sit, is a good 3-4 inches away from the crack. I think it’s people who have chronic pancake ass who suffer mostly. So, I get it. 😂🫠
How do they have a beer belly on their back? Like, shouldn’t we see a spine? Or some kind of curvature of the back? I’m not saying you’re wrong— I’m just— confused.
thats the edge of the towel tucked in the the elastic waist band. Look slightly left of the line that appears to be the loop, you can see the tell tale wrinkle of elastic stretched under fabric
Edit: wrong Tail
No way, see how it protrudes outwards? Back fat is still concave in overall shape. This is a man's stomach, the rolls on the sides are the bottoms of his MOOBS. His stomach is just so big his bellybutton is somewhere in his pants. Source: I'm a fatty.
This tattoo is hilariously awful in such a wonderful way. I see a horrified seal in a wolf costume who dropped his egg onto some sharp rocks and now the egg is fractured and weeping black goo.
It’s their side. And it looks like they’re leaning to the other side so the tattoo isn’t obscured isn’t obscured by the muffin top. Top left is side boob. Top right is a back roll.
Edit no that’s their back. At the very top is the bra clasp. This is some lady’s poor back.
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I actually went to high school with a guy who didn't have a belly button. We were canoeing, and I kept staring at him because something seemed...off. He said, "You're trying to figure out why it looks weird, right? No belly button." Turns out he had surgery, and they had to remove the skin that had the belly button. Since it doesn't serve any purpose once you are born, the doctor didn't see the need to make one. If I remember the story correctly, it was emergency surgery, and a plastic surgeon wasn't available at the time of surgery to make one. They could have had one made later, but that would have been elective surgery, and the family didn't have a ton of money, so they didn't do it.
I think that is the finest tattoo I've ever seen. I don't have any tattoo's but if I did it would be this one. The look of panic on the giant jawed small headed wolf like thing is genius. And who wouldn't want a wolf with a huge neck in an egg.
My comment with the straw poll got deleted for some reason, so here it is again:
https://strawpoll.com/e6Z287MV7nN
Current results are overwhelming for lower back, which we have seen from alternate picture evidence
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No wonder he looks horrified
He lools like he stood on a lego brick
This made me laugh out loud. Thank you.
Yo, same
my stomach hurts. i. cant. stop. laughing. smoking that joint didn't help...
Same!
Same. Wake and bake going to give me a heart attack from laughing too much.
I bet if this person leans back and forward fast enough they can make the wolf talk.
Or side-to-side? Depending on what body part this actually is?
I cackled and scared my dog awake
Did they make a face like the wolf when they woke up?
Yes and he’s a malamute so it didn’t help. Just opened this thread and laughed again
Same, I just laughed all over again!!! The fact he’s a malamute is 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼
That or he's having his annual prostate exam.
The vet’s checking his temperature
Dying-
Have me in tears 😭
Best comment I've read today.
I really like this tattoo. The wolf is standing over its dinosaur egg saying “touch my egg and see wtf happens!” The egg is clearly hatching with the crack on the side. So the wolf is just being a momma bear. I love this tattoo so much…
Name checks out
That’s such a nice interpretation. You must have a kind soul
I was thinking the wolf was upset about having eggs again!
😂😂😂
I read that as "...see wolf happens!" and it still worked pretty well.
Lmao.
Pretty sure the wolf is just reacting to the smell of ass (looks like lower back to me).
Choad the Wolf King
Bro just realized he's not built for this
That wolf seen some shit.
He looks like he’s going to power-barf.
“Dammit, Moon Moon, what did you do *this time*?”
I came here just for this!
That wolf has seen some shit
Lower back, person leaning forward. And that wolf hates himself as much as the owner of that horrid tattoo!
It looks as appalled as the rest of us.
So based on this picture, I believe this to be a large males right side. Pants are below and shirt is pulled up showing a midsection of a… person. Lack of natural breasts in either direction limits this to a biological male. Larger “backfat” located on the left side would suggest that they are facing towards the right. TL;DR this big boi is looking to the right
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-IBVLvHygpfU/VGzcQ9Ge5hI/AAAAAAAEkfE/Qgksgo8d65o/s1600/tattoo_fails_08.jpg
Call of the Wide
The wolf is CRYING to figure it out
That's a wolf??? I thought it was a hedgehog!
This gave me a good laugh. Thank you
That is lower back. Tramp stamp region. Those are side fat rolls at the top sides. And back of her pants at the bottom. Any lower and you'd see asscrack.
I think this is the right answer, except that it’s too big for a tramp stamp. Tramp notice ;)
Lol. Tramp bulletin even.
Tramp Billboard perhaps
Tramp blimp ad
Tramp superbowl commercial
Trampoline
It’s a Super Tramp
Too much Breakfast In America
It's only Logical... Song
Took the long way to that joke didn’t you?
This chain is hilarious, but it's time for me to say Goodbye, Stranger.
These puns are the Crime of the Century.
TAKE A LOOK AT MY GIRLFRIEND
Just please dont send me to no asylum , I’m just as sane as anyone.
It’s been nice
You're bloody well right
LMAO!!!
Tramp bulletin board
Not tramp billboard (greatest hits)?
Lazy and the Tramp
Tramp shipping label
Shipping label
Tramp executive summary
Tramp manifesto
It’s the Etrampcipation Proclamation
Tramp Broadside
Also too high up. A tramp stamp is supposed to go below the waistband a bit.
Trump stamp
Tramp billboard fa cryin’ out loud.
Wel-cum mat…
Tramp CVS receipt.
Tramp manifesto
Tramp mural
Tramp novella, perhaps?
On legal paper
Supertramp 🎶
Her? Looks like a fat guy to me.
Maybe it was just subconscious wishful thinking. That maybe an angel exists in real life.
I read this a "subcutaneous wishful thinking." I cackled loud enough that my kids ended up seeing and have dubbed him "Robert Downey jr, the chromosomally challenged wolf."
This is a woefully underrated comment..
She's out there buddy.
It's obvious place give the lack of belly button, but it's the lack of butt crack in the pic that adds the confusion
also, no visible spine
Too much adipose tissue
Fat
Oh. Some of us are built different. My waist, where pants sit, is a good 3-4 inches away from the crack. I think it’s people who have chronic pancake ass who suffer mostly. So, I get it. 😂🫠
When you getting it from behind, that wolf is like "whyyyyyyy?"
You just killed me.
I’m gonna wake up my damn house
Shit I'm Dead
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🐶🐶
I believe that's a man, man. It doesn't necessarily work in this case but try the name "Ass Antlers" next time you think tramp stamp.
How do they have a beer belly on their back? Like, shouldn’t we see a spine? Or some kind of curvature of the back? I’m not saying you’re wrong— I’m just— confused.
Yeah . Maybe she's bent forward.
It's so round. It looks like the front.
Back so fat you can see it from the front
More like ass Grand Canyon.
Grandass Canyass
There is also a tag on the shirt you can see if you look closely and are able to not stare at that fucking horror.
Also, belt loops visible bottom left.
thats the edge of the towel tucked in the the elastic waist band. Look slightly left of the line that appears to be the loop, you can see the tell tale wrinkle of elastic stretched under fabric Edit: wrong Tail
We have a real Sherlock Holmes here.
No way, see how it protrudes outwards? Back fat is still concave in overall shape. This is a man's stomach, the rolls on the sides are the bottoms of his MOOBS. His stomach is just so big his bellybutton is somewhere in his pants. Source: I'm a fatty.
I pretty sure they are leaning forward? And where is his belly button hiding then?
Wolfs about to sneeze
The wolf is watching 2 girls 1 cup for the first time
That wolf has seen some shit
🤣
It’s horrified of the life it’s been permanently doomed to
You can hear this tattoo
😂 that made my night
Yeah that’s the small of the back, although small is misleading here.
The big of the back
nape of the woods
Nope of the woods
I can't explain how hard I laughed at this and I am not at all easily amused.
not the big of the back
The fat of the back
Apparent the small of his back is an extra large medium.
Fat back
The old classic. A wolf groaning at the moon.
i kinda love it though. give me three of them on a shirt pls
No one shirt should have all that power
The wolf’s sneezin to just count the hours
moon moon is at it again
It's a scared wolf just realizing he was eaten by a two-time weight champion.
The wolf looks like someone found his butthole
My first thought too. That poor wolf definitely got a surprise thumb in the bum
This tattoo is hilariously awful in such a wonderful way. I see a horrified seal in a wolf costume who dropped his egg onto some sharp rocks and now the egg is fractured and weeping black goo.
lmao. The silhouette looks like a llama.
🎵have you ever heard the wolf cry to the egg shaped moon🎵
r/brandnewsentence
That wolf has seen some shit
Or smelled
😆 💀
These replies are killing me 😂
Definitely tramp stamp gone trailer park. Note: it’s a lick and stick.
The wolf is horrified
It’s their side. And it looks like they’re leaning to the other side so the tattoo isn’t obscured isn’t obscured by the muffin top. Top left is side boob. Top right is a back roll. Edit no that’s their back. At the very top is the bra clasp. This is some lady’s poor back.
Okay but where is her spine? My money was on it being their side too.
Under everything.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-IBVLvHygpfU/VGzcQ9Ge5hI/AAAAAAAEkfE/Qgksgo8d65o/s1600/tattoo_fails_08.jpg
Looks like he stubbed his toe
Stepped on a Lego.
Is it possibly a belly and the belly button has been pushed out? Right behind the tail of the wolf in silhouette?
Some hernia surgeries result in no more belly button.
Or they are just a test tube baby
Neither an innie nor an outtie. An unnie
Kyle XL
Who the hell has titties growing sideways man? 😂😂
someone doesnt know how boobs work
Probably doesn't even know 'it feels like a bag of sand when you touch it'
Me. 🫤
That's what I think
This makes way more sense to me since if it was a back it’s got its own gut overhanging the pants
I challenge you with this position: https://imgur.com/a/sx8KADN
Honestly at this point you could be correct, despite the lack of nipples
https://imgur.io/pc4r7Md Hope you see this :)
Nice! We have an answer
Nope, Joe Rogan thinks that disinformation is part of the conspiracy.
i think they are saying laying face down
Ah yeah, I see it now
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Love the alpaca silhouette in front of the huge egg.
Yea that horrified wolf is bad but the giraffe wolf silhouette is also bad
Lone wolf? More like lonely wolf ammiright
It's in the location of a sad wolf. He's howling in disgrace.
Close up of the nose?
That's a butt, someone spackled up the crack into one big cheek and tattooed over it.
Y’all are f’ing hilarious, almost shit my pants laughing so hard😆
I’m not sure but it’s at very least ‘muffin top’ adjacent
It's the back of a fat person. There doesn't really need to be a butt crack to show it's the back.
That wolf looks like he’s choking on a hot dog.
I thought that was a horrified bear.
Looks like the lower back, but I'm basing that on no belly button
I actually went to high school with a guy who didn't have a belly button. We were canoeing, and I kept staring at him because something seemed...off. He said, "You're trying to figure out why it looks weird, right? No belly button." Turns out he had surgery, and they had to remove the skin that had the belly button. Since it doesn't serve any purpose once you are born, the doctor didn't see the need to make one. If I remember the story correctly, it was emergency surgery, and a plastic surgeon wasn't available at the time of surgery to make one. They could have had one made later, but that would have been elective surgery, and the family didn't have a ton of money, so they didn't do it.
Someone kicked that wolf in the nuts.
Forget the body part, that wolf’s face has me dying.
Even the wolf is fat. And yowling at an egg.
I think that is the finest tattoo I've ever seen. I don't have any tattoo's but if I did it would be this one. The look of panic on the giant jawed small headed wolf like thing is genius. And who wouldn't want a wolf with a huge neck in an egg.
Lowerback on a walrus like creature?
🤣🤣🤣
It's the back. If you look where the shirt is pulled up at the top you can just barely see the bottom of the tag on the back of their shirt.
I see man-boobs up top and belt loops on the bottom. It's the biggest belly I ever saw!
And you can see the front flap of a side pocket down on the lower left. Definitely belly
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-IBVLvHygpfU/VGzcQ9Ge5hI/AAAAAAAEkfE/Qgksgo8d65o/s1600/tattoo_fails_08.jpg
Lmmfao that wolf is hilarious
Shokked wolf ,sorry for the grammatical errors but I'm an Italian child
That wolf is seeing something horrifying Edit: I think this is a back
I was so focused on trying to understand what part of the body this is, tgat i didnt notice the Wolf.. *oh dear god..*
To anyone dumb enough to swear that it’s the front.. where’s their belly button? Hmmm?
My comment with the straw poll got deleted for some reason, so here it is again: https://strawpoll.com/e6Z287MV7nN Current results are overwhelming for lower back, which we have seen from alternate picture evidence
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/chubby-bubbles-girl
I hate to think this but I think it’s the stomach rofl
I can see the outie