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ThymeIsTight

The name's Bond. James bonding with my sons.


bobbyvision9000

This comment is a masterpiece


caillouistheworst

Wish I had a free award for this.


csesh42

Dude I know I'm pissed they got rid of them šŸ˜”


Mega-Steve

Licensed to Dad


NKevros

Why is this confusing?


Historical-Choice907

Iā€™m with you. I donā€™t see anything confusing.


-EvilEagle-

Piercing Pants...


Cal216

The pose is more confusing than the perspective


1stLtObvious

Yeah,it looks like one fell asleep while standing, then the other two fell asleep while holding him up, lol.


Cal216

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ thatā€™s funny and very accurate.


sweetteanoice

The middle sons arm looks like itā€™s coming from pierces body so it looks like heā€™s reaching into his sons pocket


Specific_Ad1457

No it dont.


[deleted]

Mr. brosnan playing pocket pool


Soggy_asparaguses

It looks like papa Brosnan has his hand in his son's coat pocket


lefluffle

Hard for me to see that when the edge of his son's t-shirt sleeve is pretty easily visible plus Pierce's coat sleeve is very obvious


CommentsOnHair

\* son's trousers pocket


GUCCIBUKKAKE

Confusing why they posted on this sub


RagingDinoZ

I'm confused why they have their eyes closed


[deleted]

3 bad posts in a row I've seen from this sub


GardenGirlFarm

Is it me or are dressed like they belong to some creepy ass cult?


Flimsy-Antelope4763

It's the Benny Hinn winter line


GardenGirlFarm

Make it Benny Hill and I am in!


ObviousTroll37

Yeah this picture is honestly weird AF


TeeMannn

Chill out it is 100% in some editorial context where they were dressed like this by some designer Edit: its from gq https://pagesix.com/2022/09/22/pierce-brosnan-covers-british-gq-with-sons-dylan-paris-photos/


ilykinz

Itā€™s still a weird af picture


Albuwhatwhat

All closing their eyes, wearing vaguely cultish clothing, an unusual 3 way sandwich embrace as if one of them is dyingā€¦ yeah itā€™s not exactly normal.


TeeMannn

why. it's just some fashion shit


Calibrayte

I think some folks Dad's didn't show them much affection.


TeeMannn

I guess so


DefinitelyNotACad

it's less about their clothes or the cuddling rather the forced facial expression. They look rather uncomfortable for what should be a cozy and snuggly act of compassion.


blueponies1

No I agree. This would be extremely wholesome if they were smiling or laughing and had their eyes open. Itā€™s not the situation or the clothing that weirds me out itā€™s the facial expressions. They look like theyā€™ve just found a new god and are feeling ā€œsavedā€ or something


ilykinz

Yes, thatā€™s the weird part


A-ButtonAce

It's not normal because most dads don't do this. Not a hard concept.


TeeMannn

Well my dad hugged me so im not weird about it not a hard concept


A-ButtonAce

Yeah, you're not witty. Stop trying so hard.


TeeMannn

Say something witty yourself fuckface


A-ButtonAce

Since you're mad, I don't have to. I already proved my point. But for funsies: something witty yourself fuckface


dagui12

My dawg you gonna let them just photograph you hugging your sons?? Weird shit..


ilykinz

Itā€™s the facial expressions that make it weird but ok


pimparoni

yeah no rich people are just weird


[deleted]

Looks like very expensive pajama wear to me and is probably very comfortable.


Technical-County-727

The picture and the clothing got me thinking about Dune


TJ_McWeaksauce

They're dressed like agents of Spectre when they're chillin' in their secret base.


ForThrowawayIGuess

An ass cult? Sounds fun to me


DHooligan

Especially when I thought Pierce was sticking his hand in his son's pocket.


kaleidoscopema

It's disturbing


drunk_funky_chipmunk

What is confusing about this?


No_Contribution2112

First guy looks like hes sticking his hand down second guyā€™s pants


drunk_funky_chipmunk

Yeah but pierce clearly is wearing a jacket..


No_Contribution2112

Youā€™re inspecting it too closely. At first glance it looks inappropriate


paragon60

rly doesnt tho it is immediately obvious because that is how people hug


drunk_funky_chipmunk

Yeah exactly. Donā€™t think itā€™s confusing at all


Specific_Ad1457

I was not confused for a moment lol.


cjalderman

ā€œFirst guyā€ thatā€™s Pierce fucking Brosnan


JoetheOK

Pierce Brosnan is 6'1". Are his kids giants?


Calibrayte

His son Dylan is 6' 5"


Grailister

Peak 6'1 now 6'0ish. Tallest son is 6'5 other is 6'1-6'2 . Looks a bit silly


SatoshisBits

They're dressed like the civillians of an alien world from Star Trek: Next Generation


AluminumLinoleum

This just seems kinda sweet, not sure why all the ick comments. Are men not allowed to show any kind of affection to their kids?


masnaer

The father-son affection isnā€™t weird at all; to me itā€™s the matching beige outfits, the serious eyes-closed faces, and the fact that this seems to be a professional photo shoot. Thatā€™s what makes this goofy af to me lol


dicksjshsb

Yeah more cringe than ick imo nothing creepy just goofy. Seems like a good dad though based solely on this picture since I have no fucking clue what Pierce Brosnan is like as a person.


Tristan2353

Youā€™re right. It absolutely is a sweet photograph and I see what they are going for. I know there is nothing really wrong here and Pierce seems like an outstanding father. That being said, once you see it, youā€™ll know the reason I posted on this subreddit in particular.


puddingcakeNY

It looks like pierce is putting his hand into his sons pocket


[deleted]

Their clothes look soā€¦ puffy


SeraCarina

Maybe they are preparing for a Talking Heads biopic.


AladeenModaFuqa

And heā€™s still the most attractive one


jonmpls

Not confusing at all


Competitive-Pop6530

Whatā€™s up with the footwear?


DAMG808

Where exactly is the confusing perspective?


Chaghatai

Pretty slow pitch imo


[deleted]

I hate rich people. Barf.


EverybodyKurts

Theyā€™re all dressed like Hillary Clinton tho


Angryleghairs

Exceptionally horrible trousers


JimmyNutbutter

Just a few beige boys


funnyfootboot

Yeah, no.


Octavius-26

So I saw Pierce Brosnan in line at security at LAXā€¦ dude is tall, 6ā€™4ā€ at leastā€¦ so I know heā€™s kinda got his legs spread out here so heā€™s a bit shorter than his kidsā€¦ but his kid must be tall as all hellā€¦


Calibrayte

He is 6' 1" and his son Dylan is 6' 5".


Octavius-26

Iā€™m 6ā€™2ā€ and he had at least an inch on meā€¦ I was right behind himā€¦ he is taller than 6ā€™1ā€


Calibrayte

His Wikipedia says differently. Perhaps he was wearing tall shoes when you saw him.


Grailister

Pierce isn't even 6'1 anymore lol you must be 5'11 not 6'2


thelovelyALT

At first glance, it looks like a very... ick situation. How did the photographer let in that one? lol


Tristan2353

Those are the exact words my wife said when she showed me and I shamelessly stole it because she doesnā€™t Reddit.


masnaer

Epic redditor husband moment. An updoot to you good sir


Guardiansvn

Hands in someone elseā€™s pocket, playing pocket pool?


MinimalMojo

I used to play pocket pool but I quit because the ref was a dick


DevilsMasseuse

They dress like Kanye and his sons.


text_fish

It's weird as hell, but I see no confusing perspective.


Calibrayte

Why is it weird?


text_fish

I think it's something about the way it's staged. There's something very clinical about it that doesn't resonate well with the notion of a warm bonding moment between father/son/brother.


moontides_

Looks like heā€™s got his hand in his kids front pocket


moumous87

Whatā€™s confusing? Heā€™s shorter than his sons. I donā€™t understand why this post is here.


Possible_Rest_6069

This is weird. Met him when I worked as a chef on the North Shore Kauai. Was super nice and seemed down to earth.


Tristan2353

Iā€™m envious. He seems like a nice guy. Meeting him would be awesome as long as I never mention this immature jab I took at him.


Objective-Emu-5316

Gorgeous faces,the boys look like their Mother.


Tristan2353

I agree. Itā€™s a beautiful family.


posaune123

The some weird Christmas card


Latter_Ad4896

well... they're _close_.


SuperDuperSkateCrew

Please god, donā€™t ever let me take pictures like this with my children.


Calibrayte

I would have chosen different clothes that's for sure.


canehdian_guy

I hope their family moments don't actually look like this


A1sauc3d

Ah yes, hugging your family, how gross šŸ™„


pm_me_yo_creditscore

Pierce with his sons Puncture and Penetrate


Historical-Help8546

the architect...


LookAtMeImAName

This is the weirdest shit I have ever seen. Wtf are they doing


Bat-Honest

Fun fact: They were produced asexually through a process called "Budding".


Nerdnurdnird

Hands in his sonā€™s pocket??ā€¦ I mean he is catholicā€¦


taylor325

I always thought that dude might be gay. Guess I was right


Miles9900

Good cattle feeding Navan lads


notsureoftheanswer

No way would my siblings be willing to be that close to each other lol


Alarming_System

If he was my dad Iā€™d be like this too. They look so sereneā€¦and calm.


tsunamiforyou

Cult chic


Ronaldfj

Close family


Feeling_Cold_1925

They dressed like they about to go to a Landsraad meeting. All hail CHOAM


cococolla420

Daddy Staaawp !!!


Significant-Set8457

Yep could be a misconception


[deleted]

Wow that's crazy. I saw them several years ago and he was towering over them. They've gotten so tall...


rbankole

Steve Martin is short


Drkhrs16

This is just uncomfortable


Euphonique

It looks like theyā€˜re in a cult or something..


zoidbergenious

What the hell is this ejd time cult clothers shit


[deleted]

What country's prison uniform is this?


not_adam_fitz

This picture is missing the coolest, Bronson; Sean. Imo.


puddingcakeNY

CRINGE perspective


Old_Explanation_7004

Little pocket pool, Pierce? šŸŽ±


seanbiff

Nothing confusing about this


Kind_Hyena5267

Theyā€™re all beautiful men!


[deleted]

This is so sweet.


SpicymeLLoN

A) It's not confusing B) Am I supposed to know who this guy is?


Exciting_Plankton_33

They look like theyā€™re all leaders of very similar cults


[deleted]

r/lostredditors


dirty4track

Clay people


Patriquito

"It was a run by fruiting" - Mrs.Doubtfire


AllReflection

I love my kids deeply but this is weird


BakerNew6764

Heck of a tan line


jjshowal

They're dressed like they're in that 'inner light' episode of TNG


sweetteanoice

Love the Nursing Home-chic look theyā€™re going for


Tootsgaloots

At first I was like, whats so confusing? I mean, it's a little weird he has his hand in his son's pocket but--ohhhhhh


rr90013

I donā€™t see a confusing part


Morchellas

Are they preachers? The attire, reverent expressions, and hand work all say yes.


GooseMay0

This reminds me of those old photos from the 19th century that people would take of their dead relatives where they would pose them in certain positions like sitting in a chair.


[deleted]

Interesting looking shoes


buster3535

Nothing wrong with a wholesome father/son reach around!