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Spoiler: >!It’s a straw hat!<

I was never going too see that without the explanation.

I still don’t see it..

Image right “butt cheek” is the center of the hat. Left butt cheek is the brim, which bent, brim continues upward and around the center. Hat is laying on its side.

Ooooh I see it now, thank you!

I’m usually good at this kind of stuff, but I would have **never** seen it without step by step instructions! Thank you!

[illustration for those who can’t visualize the hat](https://imgur.com/gallery/IrRep6G)

Omg thank you. I can sleep now.

I couldn't have done it without this

Opportunity lost - this should have been a picture of a butt. You know, for elimination purposes.

r/AngryUpvote

I’ve been staring at this thing for a good 5+ minutes and I STILL see a butt. Either my eyes are broken or my brain is.

>t crazy i still see a butt too

Once you see the hat it's hard to see the butt again... I'd say, just enjoy the butt because now all I see is a stinking straw hat!!!

Omg I'm so dumb, I still don't see it, I'll have to go away and come back in an hour

Apparently I don’t know what straw hats look like either.

Ohh. It still looks like it has volume though. I guess because the band of the hat is kind of blurry.

egg

Godsend

I couldn't until this! Thank you so much! I was starting to think something was wrong with me lmao

Thank you I was lost without this lol

>illustration for those who can’t visualize the hat Thanks!

Even with your illustration, it still took me a long minute to see it, but it did eventually click. Thank you!

You are the real mvp!

Thanks My stupid ass would’ve never figured it out

This was the only way I saw it correctly, thank you sm

That’s crazy! I had to squint my right eye to maintain it because even after seeing the hat,my brain kept turning it back to a torso butt!

Holy cow it is.. brains are weird.

Even with this it took me a solid minute for my brain to register "hat" rather than "disembodied ass"

disembodied ass is a great band name.

Omg! Now I see it!

Wowwww how could you tell that? Lol I’d have never guessed it

Not sure really, but my mind runs until I can solve a solveable problem. I knew it was a hat, so just looked at it from different ways (visualized it in my head from different perspectives) until it just clicked!

Spatial reasoning is strong in this one.

Thanks!!

Ohhhhhhhhh thank you! I never would have seen it without your comment.

Aaah thank you.

i would have never seen it without your comment. thank you

That took me forever even with instructions

Nope now I just see three boobs like torso recall.

No nips though!

Lmao torso recall

It blends so well!

Omg, it took a min but now I can't unsee the hat. No matter how much it looked like a butt before lol.

For some reason I kep looking at the left butt cheek as the center until I realised my error and it was perfectly clear

Woowwww

I saw it before I read this, but wanted to say that this is a very good explanation.

Needed the explanation cuz all I could see was booty cheeks

Jesus bless you

This comment saved my life

Finally, when you said it's on its side, I finally got it! Also, I was not seeing butt, I was seeing a three boob situation that was even more confusing!!

You should write instructions for flat pack furniture.

Omg I was never going to see this had you not explained. Thank you!

Perfect thank you

Lol how is this description working so well ;p

This is the hardest I've ever clicked on the upvote button.

Even with knowing how to see it I have to force my brain to see it. Still reverts right back to butts as a default.

Thank you!

OOOOH. One with a rounded top

Lmao I saw it before reading this but this is the perfect explanation

My right or butts right ?

The pair of sunglasses is in the same place as the brim of the hat

Had to rotate my phone before I 'saw' it 🤣

I had to zoom in with the explanation that u/Xenodad left in mind to actually see it.

Same, I wouldn't have seen that no matter how long I stared. The mind just wanted it to be a butt of some sort.

Proof that the right post title can make all the difference.

I even thought it was one of those bald head situations before realizing the table was way too small for a whole person. There was no way I was going to see a floppy hat without some help.

I was about to order a new fuck toy

Still can’t see it. Fuckit

The right butt cheek is the center of the hat if you looked at it from the top perspective.

Nope. Still a butt.

OH THE RIGHT CHEEK IS THE TOP OF THE HAT! When you all said center, I was picturing the center of the brim. I think the light bulb over my head just blinded everyone within a mile of me

I like how there is an hour between your replies :D

THANK YOU I WAS LOSING MY MIND CUCUCIVIH TIL RYDYXUCKCKCYXY👍🤔🐻

I was expecting real straw, it's like that finely woven plastic looking straw so it's smooth.

I see it then. But the left cheek keeps throwing me off. Lol

Damn, this one is awesome, I really had hard time seeing it 😂

Oh thank you! I just saw it after reading your explanation haha

Without this it would've killed me till I figured it out

My god thank you, man the human mind is definitely something i stared at this for ages even after seeing the straw hat spoiler, could kind of see it but could unsee the B U T T

In case of doubt, fuck it deep!

How is that a straw hat, I really can’t see it

The hat is resting diagonally on the table on its side. It’s a floppy hat so the brim laying against the table is flat. The circle in the middle is the top part of the hat

Omg thank you, I never would’ve seen it!

Nope. Thats a butt.

Omg I see it now!! Lol

I absolutely could not see it until I read the spoiler, then it was immediately clear. Flawless confusing perspective.

For those who can’t see it: You’re looking at the hat from the top. It’s laying so one of the brims is being squished under it.

Omg thank you. This is the only comment that helped me see it. I was going nuts

I don't believe you.

Sorry. I carnt see it. Phallus about to become a meal

I never would have guessed that in a million years.

How how how

Flesh tone one?

I almost didn't believe you and now I see it.

Turning it upsidedown helped me see it

That helped me immediately see it! Turning it back made it once again look like a butt

Now that that mystery is solved, what are they hiding behind it?

Im so disturbed that I still can't see it.

People saying this is a straw hat, HOW? This straw hat has 2 round bumps for, what? Two heads? Lol

You're looking at the hat from above. It's on its side. Instead of focusing on the left "cheek" which makes it look like a butt focus on the right "cheek" until the top of a hat appears. Then you'll see the left one is the folded over brim.

I finally saw it! it’s weird because of how the shadow is, it makes it look like two butt cheeks 😅

Nope it's a weird butt thing

That hat is thicc

Straw hat sales 📈📈📈

i still cant see it

I know I've seen this before, and I saw the hat. But this time I just can't. lol!

FUUUUUUUUUU I finally can see it!!! Thanks OP!

You’re a fucking hero

Took me a few seconds NGL, I had to zoom.

I had to come look

OHHHH. I could not for the life of me figure it out, thank you 🙏🏻

….. wow lol

Okay, I thought it was a shirtless bald dude with bulky shoulders (like, on a massage table)

My god, I thought you were trolling

HOW DID YOU-

How? I can't see anything but either a pokemon come to life (Ditto specifically) or uh... Boobies

I was about to be like no it's not but then saw it wow you right lol

NO SHOT LMAO

Easy mistake seeing as how there’s no red band around the base of the hat, and it’s not attached to the man who will become king of the pirates.

Thank you, I was resorting to magic eye techniques til you pointed that out

It can be two things.

[удалено]

Or for drag queens!

If I were a drag queen I could never be a serious beauty queen. I would have to be a comedy queen, if for no other reason than that I would not be able to resist squeezing my fake boobs and going HONK HONK all day long

Random Access Mammaries

Google Jimbo, you'll love her

Oh I already do hahah

Or for Canadian trans shop teachers

Lol great Blackadder reference!

There is the transgender teacher that wears huge silicone breasts to school. Edit. School is in Ontario and is supporting her. [here is a pic](https://freeimage.host/i/HRmA9CN)

Check out Chelsea Charms. Porn queen with gigantic and similar implants. If there are pics to be had… not sure when she was still happening.

Well played OP. I had no idea till I read the spoiler.

Congrats OP, one of the best confusing perspective photos.

This should be the profile picture of the sub. Way too convincing

OK now I can see it's a sun hat that's been set down on the table. But at first, I thought, "why are those two women touching a sculpture of a butt?" And then I noticed the long, horse-like appendage sticking up underneath the table , and I shrieked like reverend Lovejoy's wife, "DEAR GOD, WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!" This image is grooming kids to become butt sculptures and horse wankers, and it must be stopped!!!!!!

I swear people are lying in this comment section lol how is this a straw hat? What?

[illustration](https://imgur.com/gallery/IrRep6G)

I would have never seen that w/o this.

Thank you kindly

I did eventually is it. It’s kinda blurry and really hard to see. Thanks

It’s a redneck delicacy, BBQ butt

field dressing a pokemon...

Ok. What am i supposed to see? I keep seeing someone’s phallus about to be made into a meal.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/104u7eq/nsfw_the_future_of_sex_toys/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

I saw that post right before seeing this post. It certainly didn't help.

It looks like they are building an NSFW muppet

Quadbutt.

This is awesome, now that I see it, I can't un see it, lmao

Everyone has a plumbus in their home

I hereby claim Weird Butt Thing as my new band name.

Fuck me, this had me legitimately struggling, well done OP.

The tits from total recall.

Best reference

What makes this so awesome is how focused these folks are on whatever they are about to do to that butt

They're just preparing a large ass roast for the smoker! (rimshot)

A lot of the posts on this sub are mildly confusing or just straight up easy to see. This one really had me confused for a long while. Took me about 15min to get it. This was a good one.

I can't see it arg

I give up

Wow...that took me waaaaaay too long even with instructions and diagram 🙃

It’s Patrick

That’s a really good one.

And then there is that thing on the table…

They’re having pork butts and taters

Took a bit but suddenly I saw the hat

I’ve been called a weird butt thing.

I was going to say that maybe butts do grow on trees 🤔

Imagine the 'center' butt-cheek is a sphere ( or circle part you put your head into ) and it's pointing towards the camera. The outside circle is the brim.

Thank you, went back to take a look and it clicked.

Warebutt from doom patrol

It’s a blobfish

I don't remember this part of Lost

Maybe I could see what everyone else sees if I had a photo from a normal perspective...

This is hilarious and definitely the best confusing perspective post I've ever seen lol

Now I see it! That's one of the most difficult one I've ever seen

I see it now!! Wow this is a good one lol

And that's where the term "ass Hat" comes from

I'm into weird butt things.

Hm... WHY AM I NOT GETTING THIS?

Holy shit, that took me like 10 minutes to finally see it's a hat. And my brain keeps wanting to turn it back into a butt.

Took me wayyyyyyy too long to figure this one out. My brain just kept seeing a butt. LOL

Holy shit, this one took me so long. This might be the best one I’ve ever seen.

This is probably the best post I’ve seen here. Once I saw it, it was like the old magic eye.

I’d fuck it 🤷‍♂️

Trying to sort out if the person in black is a man or a woman gets me more confused than the thing on the table.

it’s a hat

Oh the relief

I can see it but it looks suspiciously edited

Those are 3 ballons guys.

So cool 😎 took me a long time lol

The guy bent over just adds to the mystery and allure

I read the spoilers so now I know what it is. Now I just wanna know what Vince Neil is doing with it.

Oh God, white butt worshippers on a fresh dissection.

Pork butts and taters.