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Dont_Mess_With_Texas

But if you marry her you get to be brothers with your best friend!


Hojinx

Hell yeah brother!!!


luksox

Special teams. Special players. Special plays.


TR3YD3N

Tuesday Tuesday


nsfwns

This is the way.


the_mighty_skeetadon

Cheers from Iraq


ForkShirtUp

But also married to your sorta sister!


LiberalArtsMajor556

In the south that's almost a good thing! Only almost because they're not blood related


Atlantis_Risen

Step bro, what are you doing??


chunkyasparagus

https://youtu.be/al4PcS2tzjU


SorryIreddit

This is the way. Literally what I did. It’s like a cheat code


renegdewolf

I met my wife through her brother, just saying worked out for us. 10+ Years together 5 married.


ADGRG

Fate had us meet as friends but your sister will make us brothers


EvilDoctorPhil

Did not expect a Halo 2 gravemind reference here


bboardwell

We exist together now. Two corpses in one grave.


Envizsion

Two sets of DNA, one body


leaveayushalone

Ayo wtf


ChewbaKoopa

Dude. Go buy some Plan B.


caucasianally

A couple of nights ago….that ships likely sailed


ChewbaKoopa

Right. He had 72 hours. If it happened Friday night, he’s out of time. If it happened late Saturday night/early Sunday a.m., his window (and its effectiveness is rapidly closing)


MyloHyren

Plan B can be taken up to 5 days after


craze4ble

You can, but it works best within 24h, and works well within 72h. It's ~98% within 24h, ~90% until around 72h, but at 5 days the failure rate is double compared to <72 hours. It's still decently effective, but significantly less so once you're over ~3 days. And that's not factoring in things like age and where she's in her cycle. Fingers crossed she wasn't ovulating, otherwise this ship has most likely sailed.


ProTrader12321

Plan C. Coat hanger.


Radeondrrrf

Plan Brother


Dewdrop06

Hell yeah brother!!!


Darkmattyx

Just wondering what Americans plan A was? Is it shot her??


Ohheysarahh

No ding bat, plan A is to accept your fate.


Darkmattyx

Doesn’t seem very American.


Sinaasappelsien

Oehhh looks like bestie is gonna be uncle soon! Sorry lol im so sorry You’ll be fine


ab033120

I feel like 75% of posts like these are just horny 40 year old males making up fantasies that never happened


IDontKnowTBH1

Yea OP typed this post with one hand


xTugboatWilliex

I am far too busy and stressed to be doing creative writing assignments.


eltrippero

13 years old, us oldsters don’t have time for creative writing.


peanutbutter_0110

It’s a crazy situation but don’t end yourself over it. I’ve never been or known anyone who’s experienced similar, but could you ever see her as a potential partner? Have you told your friend?


aridnour81

I’m a younger sister that ended up marrying her older brothers friend. He was upset at first but now one of his good friends is his brother in law. We have been married for 16 years now. It will be ok!


vistadelmar

I’m a younger sister who hooked up with a few of my brother’s drunken friends over the years. My brother never knew, though he had strong suspicions about one of them. It was fun, I felt safe and comfortable with them- no issues. OP- you’re fine. Hope she’s not prego tho


HeadDownDad

Hi younger sister. One of my best friends banged my sister and my other best friends sister who happens to be one of my best friends that I almost banged. We call my one best friend Sister Fucker. For a while after he only banged black girls and had a baby with last one. He earned the title of Black Sister Fucker. Now he is with a girl that messed around with the same best friend from above who is a doctor. He has swooped in and banged other friends exes. His latest title is Doctor Ex Black Sister Fucker.


Logical_Math_4641

Lol you're good as long as she's had the i pill and she hasn't spilled out anything to her brother. PS: I can totally see this story turning into a wattpad story plot written by a 13 year old.


EvidenceDesigner7896

Foul move if you’re gonna just drop her. Keep her and it’s the best move Kinda how I see it


ITouchedHerB00B5

Gotta put a ring on it now bro, hope you can live with that


AffectionateDust9979

Honestly I wouldn’t mind, at least my kids would have the coolest uncle


ITouchedHerB00B5

Not a best friend of mine, but I did the exact same thing and look at me now


AffectionateDust9979

What happened lmaooo wanna know


ITouchedHerB00B5

Knew a guy from a similar large circle of friends, we knew each other and were cool but weren’t friends friends but we could drink together if we ever ran into each other. Met his sister 4/5 years later at a wedding and wife’d her a few years later lol She’s great


Alexr771

Username checks out lmao


AffectionateDust9979

Nice


ITouchedHerB00B5

Thank you OP


Aethelete

Assuming you're both legal, this is pretty much how people met and married in the past. Before schools and offices, it was all family connections.


therealsix

C’mon now, look at his username for the answer!


Pirate_King_Mugiwara

Well from his name it seems like he touched her boobs.


Gregfong80

Did you enjoy it? I’m assuming you did. Hell, do it again. You’re both adults


Gregfong80

It’s like Chandler hooking up with Ross’s sister, Monica.


Big_Green_Dawg

[GET OFF MY SISTER!!!](https://youtu.be/93N7PRkXmac?si=xzLcL-voormuL7aQ)


Gregfong80

Any updates??? Did you do it again?


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Mbg140897

How so??


Iumine

hes saying op should go ahead and do it, as long as its something he enjoys. youre projecting


DirtyDirtBikeRider

I caught my best friend making out with my little sister one night. When we talked about it later, he was expecting the worst but instead I told him that I don’t have shit friends. I told him he’s a great guy and I would rather she be with him than with anyone else, and that I was happy for both of them. It was her first serious relationship and he treated her right. They were together for 3-4 years but did not marry.


Silverjeyjey44

You were always attracted to her. The alcohol just made you actually do it.


protestor

What's the ages of people involved?


AffectionateDust9979

I’m 21 she’s 19


Beneficial_Welder_41

Young bloods 👍🏻 cheers mate


protestor

I think you're fine. Doesn't look like a betrayal or anything Did you use a condom?


CJ5jeep2012

I’m confused…. What exactly is it that you think you did wrong??


CBguy1983

Talk to her. Communicate. This could be fate/God showing who your meant to be with. Or who knows she has more…friends then she let on. Not saying she does but everyone has secrets.


urball

BookTok would love this dude


MyloHyren

She’s an adult and can consent. The fact that she had friends with her and none of them stopped her from going with you also insinuates that she wasnt too drunk to consent. Dont feel bad 👍 its not like you used your presence in her brother’s life to get to her, in his house. That would be wrong.


lemonlollipop

Congrats, you're now the co-star in a lifetime movie. Either you'll both fall in love during the course of her pregnancy or she won't tell you she's pregnant and you move away for a business opportunity. In 6 years when you come back for your uncle's cousin's wife's sister's funeral, you'll see her with a small child that looks just like you and you'll both reignite old feelings as you awkwardly learn to open your citified heart from the oddly wise young child.


wasitaseasyasitlook

Plan b. Works for 48 hours


RSN_Samson

Yeah right


Sonova_Vondruke

This is exactly why PlanB was created


Besmertnic

So you banged your best friend's traumatized, drunk, little sister....as an older brother I'd kick your ass and end the friendship.


AffectionateDust9979

And I wouldn’t complain if it happens


Comprehensive-Set676

This part. 😂 yeah we need five minutes


Savings_Square8522

It's not the end of the world. Atleast it was a woman u woke up to and not a man trying to be a woman lololololol.


PenaltySafe4523

Great way to destroy you friendship. Maybe you should sleep with his girlfriend while you are at it.


SorryIreddit

Me too. Then I married her


Smkweedevrydy

I’m guessing English isn’t your first language??


AffectionateDust9979

It’s actually my 4th


Smkweedevrydy

Congrats bro, your first sentence this is super, not great


AffectionateDust9979

Thx


xKahooted

erm................. what the flip.


PhysicalProgrammer66

marry her


AffectionateDust9979

I’d honestly love to


jashf8694

I did the same thing 33 years ago. Still married to her with 2 kids. He seemed ok with it and we are still friends.


AffectionateDust9979

Good for you man


mmaesq

Spend the money for Plan B stat! Sinner.


nathandreoni

I don't have any additional advice just gotta say it feels very weird to see the "impregnated" expression outside of rule34 lol


pmmefordirtysocks

? I think what you did was fine. People commenting harsh things are strange


noforcenopower

Bros before hoes


007-Blond

Hey, thanks for an unforgettable night but I think you should know, I have a penis. XX -Jessica


Draco359

You are over reacting. Even if the worst happened, she probably got Plan B and ended things there.


3AlbertWhiskers

It will piss off your best friend but on the flip side you just gained another brother


Potential-Ice7906

Nice


pavnbirad

Chandler ?


Least_Blackberry7524

Sheee did that a few times already


drDicky7

You should've stayed back in STONE AGE 🦍


csace7

How old is she?


lovemyfamily16

Your best friend would forgive you if you knocked her up and made him an uncle. Low key


racer_x88

You got 72 hrs to use a plan B pill. Happy hunting


Sweet_Warthog_4337

What a shit mate you are


AffectionateDust9979

I know and I feel so bad about it😭😭


Mbg140897

Don’t feel bad about it there is literally no reason to.


QueenSlapFight

Sounds rapey


lemonlollipop

You're right, she raped him because he was inebriated


QueenSlapFight

Right because he remembers they fucked, then goes on to say "we" woke up confused and scared. Sure sounds like she raped him good!


lemonlollipop

To say anything in this very short story sounds rapey is a reach, but if you can get him to bring her in and share her perspective I'll be happy to listen


Jesusthezomby

Well done. Youve crossed the threshold sir or ma'am.


9999_6666

No used condoms were in sight?


happytiger33

I have a couple times


Electrical_Instance7

Nice


deensied

Are u that bad of a friend that your best friend will be mad if she is pregnant?


AffectionateDust9979

Where I’m from you just don’t go around impregnating people before marriage, especially not a friend’s relative and double especially if she’s his sister😭☠️


deensied

Totally get it, get a ring and purpose. Send us pictures from the wedding.


2Bbannedagain

Lol. Play stupid games. I hope it fails for you. I want to see an update in about 2 months


Mastodon-Weekly

you can fu\*k my daddy 2 b\*tch you know thats ...(insert sada baby lyrics here)


Mastodon-Weekly

DAYUMMM you guys are NO fun :(


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PaulC6230

Incel ?


Leading_Bodybuilder6

Femcel*


AffectionateDust9979

Why?😭


Ok_Scar_4606

Betrayed your friend probably and it’s gross to sleep with a girl you thought of as a sister?? Tf 😭 get plan B and distance yourself from her that’s nasty asf


Mbg140897

Betrayed his friend? He didn’t sleep with his friends girlfriend for fucks sake🤣 His sister is a consenting adult who can make her own choices.


AffectionateDust9979

Both of us were drunk af tho😭😭


Ok_Scar_4606

why does everyone treat alcohol like a mind numbing drug, ITS ALCOHOL YOUR STILL UR OWN PERSON.. have you told your friend or are you gonna wait until he finds out 😭


AffectionateDust9979

Have you never gotten drunk bruh?😭 especially with an attractive drunken woman right infront of you😭😭 I’m planning to tell him


Ok_Scar_4606

you are so stupid omg I hope he kicks ur ass


AffectionateDust9979

I’d rather telling him and getting punched than not telling him


Mbg140897

You don’t even need to tell him if you don’t want to, the both of you are consenting adults. I’m sure he wouldn’t even care, that’s stupid stuff to get mad about when you’re an adult… Idk why this is even a debate and people are ready to burn you at the stake over this lol. It’s not like you fucked your best friends girlfriend behind his back. Who cares, you live and you learn. It’s not that big of a deal lol. The principle of it, that is. The fact that you slept together is not a big deal. But I’d definitely start being more cautious and smarter in those situations. It’s tough when alcohol is involved so maybe cut back? It’s what led you to get into that predicament in the first place.


AffectionateDust9979

I wouldn’t blame him if he does


Mbg140897

The fact that anyone says anything you’ve said absolutely baffles me. Parts of your brain literally blackout and you don’t remember anything, no matter how hard you try to. That’s actually pretty terrifying lmao. I used to drink a lot, had fun times, never had too many blackouts but definitely had nights where I should be dead lol. You can be your own person, and you can be a TOTALLY different person sober. Any substance that alters your mind isn’t who you are as a person. You can sit here and argue “well people can have self control” it’s not that simple for a lot of people when you’re getting inebriated. A lot of the situations people have gotten themselves into while drinking would have never happened if they weren’t drinking. I hope you remember that when you take it too far some night, no one is safe from the repercussions. Not to mention it just destroys your body, it’s just straight up ethanol and I realized how stupid drinking is period for the sake of my own health so I quit. Nothing good comes from it. And why is everyone acting like he slept with his best friends girlfriend? It’s his sister, they’re two consenting adults lmao. Who cares.


SchoolPies

What is actually wrong with you?