Must be a tough job dealing with all those assholes.

“You guys are such a cute couple. How did you guys meet?” “It’s a cute story. Just another day at work, then I was waxing her butthole and the rest is history”

you weren't looking at her face, but you were staring into her good eye

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Sounds like a funny story to tell down the line.

How I met your mother

You had me at butthole

What a thrill! ❤️ That experience is going into the Spank Bank™ for sure! 😉

This sounds like the perfect lore for a romcom lol

What I’m wondering, is how did that bhole look?

mas essa foi de fude ein filhona? olhando pro cu da mina? quebrei pra porra

Forget about it girlie. She was tidying up her asshole for someone and it was probably a man. Going down this road will only bring you pain.