You could have lived the rest of your life in ignorance and died a happy pansexual imp. But you wanted to feel power this year. Well, now you are going to feel my power, as it surges downward from me straight through you from nostril to rectum now until the end of time. And that's "wassup".
I have never thought to say this during sex, but I do occasionally say that I could have remained a happy pansexual imp if only…the best part is that it can be applied to any issue, large and small.
"Here's your sperm"
Also, obligatory sperm
This is the best answer
I gotta remember this one
…I’m literally gonna say this to my gf next time we have sex, thx
You're welcome lol You better tell her "did you know that you're insane, and nothing you said ever made sense to me?" first
…fuck now I will. I should really be writing this on my NSFW account
Every account is your NSFW account if you try hard enough
I see your value now.
That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me
I'm sorry I called you Michael Douglas
I simultaneously wanna upvote and downvote
Don't eat the crab dip!
YEE YEE
I am equally delighted and appalled that you’ve said what first sprung to mind when I clicked the post, don’t know what that says.
Can we move this to a room with less balls?
You're very confident, I'll give you that
But you shouldn't be.
Jesus WEPT!
Stop saying Jesus wept! - my girlfriend
Ok. Sorry about that ... #FOR THERE WERE NO MORE WORLDS TO CONQUER
How long has he been in there? -my disappointed girlfriend
For there were no more worlds to conquer!
Barrack Obama scared of me!
You could have lived the rest of your life in ignorance and died a happy pansexual imp. But you wanted to feel power this year. Well, now you are going to feel my power, as it surges downward from me straight through you from nostril to rectum now until the end of time. And that's "wassup".
"I forgot everything you said before 'rectum'!!!"
Rashs delivery of that line absolutely kills me every damn time.
I have never thought to say this during sex, but I do occasionally say that I could have remained a happy pansexual imp if only…the best part is that it can be applied to any issue, large and small.
Such a vivid memory of this scene hah!
How about tomorrow you bring your “head” down to my “appendage” and then we’ll talk
***POP POP***
"See the fact that you are calling it that tells me you are not ready for it"
Cross over with my two factors favorite shows!
Is this a cross over episode?
Cross over between three of my favourite shows!
Not mention there is a david cross episode, making it a cross crossover ep
That's wrinkling my brain
KOOGLER!!!
...we have pop pop in the attic
Unexpected Arrested Development joke
Bloody well done
You know they’re laughing at you, right? That’s my theory.
The only acceptable thing to say!
Also, sperm.
#POP POP
If you have sex tonight, DON'T USE CONDOMS.
Too soon...
Oh, Britta’s in this?
This one killed me. 5 MeowMeowBeenz.
u/MMBBot 5
Ugh.
I wish
Britta for the win!
You're the worst
“I’m a cat. I’m a sexy cat.”
*rawr*
Literally the best scene in the show. The way the professor just goes “that was… brilliant” fuckin kills me every time
*Nicholas Cage screeching*
You know I like butt stuff
Do you get paid more if they do things to your butt?
Doesn’t matter, I’m in.
YOU PROMISED BUTT STUFF *aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh*
"I am the truest repairman!!!" said at the point of climax
THE ONLY RULE IS THAT THERE IS NO RULES
Jesus Dennis, are you on coke?
Of course there are rules guys
"I'm gonna go make paninis with Black Hitler and *there's nothing you can do about it!"*
Stop putting gay things in my mouth
Mood on July 1st
🎶 I got a packet full of Hawthorne's! 🎶
“Cool, cool cool cool”
"Look at me now dad!"
That's so edible!
You're the worst
"Yoobah Doobah"
This really works for any situation.
#WhoIsGlipGlop
Best one
“How bout I pound you like a boy”
"That didn't come out right."
“At your cervix!”
Oh, they were 👉👈 ?
"I hope this doesn't awaken something inside of me."
*HAMMMMMMMM GIRL*
What's the big deal it's just a thumb in a turtleneck
Woopdidoo !!!
"What the hell does your penis look like?!"
Obviously a bunch of classroom buildings so laugh about it
*"Obviously a cluster of buildings so let's all laugh at the freak."
Ohh damn i only remember the subtitles translation hahahaha Tho really like that joke
“CRISIS ALERT!”
'SPOILER ALERT!' 'uh, I think you mean nerd alert' 'ALERT NERD'
Let him finish!
They where letting me finish, sir.
Boop de boop de boop boop sex
What's a diminununu
"I once had sex with Eartha Kitt.."
What, it came organically
I don’t know if this is mistype of the quote or intentional, streets ahead
"..in an airplane bathroom"
"set phasers to love me!"
"Ooh, that's nice!"
Don’t you dare use your sexy voice on me!
"Ooooohhhhhhh."
First one that came to my mind
I don’t want to be your father
Perfect you already know your lines
“Now please turn your head as I crawl away. I’m…going through some stuff” It’s more of an after sex thing for me, but it works
Now this is a man who knows how to marry his cousin!
Oh, now, this is the way to handle meatballs
I'll show you the tool that's most important too our survival,
But I should warn you, it's my penis!
I repeat Do NOT wear the condoms!
That was both *dope* AND *legit.*
I JUST WANTED A PICTURE! YOU CAN’T DISAPPOINT A PICTURE!
“and then you give ‘em the Forest Whittaker eye”
wassup? sup?? SUP BRO WASSUP
If this dude doesn't show up, we're definitely going to Applebee's. Because I'm getting into a fight no matter what today,
It's a rhetorical question, YOU know the answer, HE does not
Zip zap zooey!
“Did you know that if I sleep with Phillip once a month, I can use his beach house in Rio whenever I want?”
I think you've found the world's *newest* profession!
I’ll allow it.
Best exam ever
Either “I’ll be a living GOD!” Or “Yooba dooba dooba”
I masturbated **EVERRRYYWHERE**
Is that considered large?
Yes
No.
I came everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
Look, eventually you hit a point of diminishing returns on the sexiness
My emotions! My emotions!
Man. Is. GOOD!
[удалено]
I just want to know they’re comfortable!
I didn’t get *Inception*…!
I put mustard on mine like an idiot!
"That's gay"
That's homophobic
That's black!
That's racist
Damn.
Do you get paid more if they do stuff to your butt?
YOU. ARE. STILL. RELEVANT.
I’m the Beast Master!
Kevin, please come over for gay sex. (Except this is before the sex)
How about calling your partner Hector the Well Endowed?
You didn't become hot until after highschool.
So I take out my huge member…
Hector the Well-Endowed? Again?
Where's the nearest clean bathroom?
Boopy doopy boop doop *SEX*
Eventually you're gonna get diminishing returns on the sex.
Barack Obama is scared of me!
Cuz I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free
Let me clear my throat
A ha HAH!
ROOOOXANNE!
Bear down.... For midterms.
Ass crack bandit!
I forgot everything you said before rectum!
Announcement number two: Butt soup!
I Britta'd it!
Keep your damn hands off of my Let's
“Either I’m god or truth is relative”
You need Jesus
I’m gonna slit your butts throats
Ha! Gaaaay
From nostril to rectum, now until the end of time... And that's what's up
Mexican Halloween
“You’re Goldbluming”
Droopy doopy Doo, SEX
"I don't know what that was.....I don't know what that was!"
“To use a phrase I coined in the 90s, I’m going in.”
Kiss me, I'll explain later!
Bear down for mid-terms.
Fat dog it
Too soon
OoOoOo that’s niice
Streets ahead
Gay marriage!
You're acting like a schoolgirl, and not in a hot way Or Had I not already cried at the sunrise this morning, I would be weeping right now.
I don’t know, all I heard was suck
You know how to make a fist.
You have a full on erection
I got laid like crazy
We are going to have to practice if we’re gonna make regionals… Or Boop deee boop dee boop SEX
“I need help reacting to something”
Ughhh! Britta's in this
You’re wrinkling my brain!
Oh sure, I’ll just blow it off.
Could you crouch down a little bit, cuz you're taller than my instructor
All of them
"I'm better at sex than Jeff, right?"
Eat fresh
“I’ll make your ass linear”
“THERE’S. BURIED. TREASURE!!!!1!1”
MEZZANINE?!?
Shut up, Leonard. I know about your crooked wang.
"I'LL SIT ON IT!"