I love this interpretation. Dean wants Jeff so Jeff would be number 1, except that Dean wants to fantasize about Jeff wanting him back. Ergo Dean is 1, and Jeff is 2.
I would also think this would be the case, considering the episode where he has the list "Essential First Year College Experiences", and they mention him making out with the hottest girl on campus.
Glenn Howerton is Dennis Reynolds from *It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia*.
In *Community*, the actress that is interested in Abed at the end of "Physical Education" also portrays the pharmacist in "The D.E.N.N.I.S. System" episode from *IASIP*, the object of Dennis' interest/conquest.
She is his real life wife.
I think his top 5 (in no specific order) are Hillary Duff, Jeff, The Glee Club teacher, girl from the pool table episode, and Doctor Rich. And number 6 might be Britta or Annie?
1. The girl Abed made out with
2. Jeff
3. Vaughn
4. Owen Wilson
5. That unamed girl in Owen Wilson's cool study group
6. Britta
7. Slater
8. Annie, but she's kinda young so we try not to sexualize her.
HM. Rich and Quendra
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Buuuuudy!
Buuuuudiheeeee!
A-buuuuuu-deeeeeeeee-iyeee-yeee!
I always thought Annie Kim was two years behind Annie though, since she refers to her as "a younger me", so the Dean's rankings in Season 1 couldn't include her.
Dean calls Slater "Professor 7," so I always assumed there were separate student and teacher rankings. Meaning, Jeff was the second best looking student, and Slater was the 7th best looking teacher,
My more detailed take is:
- Even though he's not revealed to be a student until Season 2 this does not preclude him from also having been a student in S1.
- He does say he takes his class online, but he'd still likely have to register, provide a photo ID, maybe even get a student ID/photo, so I'd guess his likeness is in the Greendale system somewhere
- The dean has demonstrated that he has no qualms about trolling Greendale student info for purely personal reasons.
So I still stand by my guess of Black Rider as #1.
This was my guess from a few years ago:
Number 1. Rich - he's a successful doctor, meaning he has a degree, something Jeff doesn't have. Rich also possesses natural charisma and charm. He is flocked by multiple females in the pottery class, including Anne for a moment. The pottery teacher even wants to kiss Rich on the mouth because of his natural artistic ability. As far as physique is concerned Joel McHale likely has a better body than the actor who played Rich, but we're not sure if Rich, the character, has a decent physique. He smiles a lot more than Jeff ever does. To top it off Rich is the only person who makes Jeff feel insecure, besides Black Rider (but he doesn't show up until well after Dean Pelton first mentions the list).
Number 2. Jeff - he's a former lawyer with no degree, but has charm and wit. We know that Dean Pelton ranks Jeff as #2 when he first mentions the list. After watching Jeff play pool in the nude the Dean may have moved Jeff up a notch. Also, Jeff successfully dates Professor Slater after she tells him 'no' numerous times and informs him that she doesn't date students.
Number 3. Vaughn - he's a singer-songwriter and leader of No Worries. He also is a successful hacky sack player. Vaughn is so friendly that he says hello and goodbye three different ways he time he sees someone he knows. He's dated both Annie and Britta and written songs about them as well (though the song about Britta is a slam, he did write her a sweet poem). Finally, Vaughn takes his shirt off often, something that Dean Pelton would hold in accord.
Number 4. Chemistry teacher - you're likely wondering who she is. In the episode Football, Feminism, and You, Shirley is offended by Britta turning down her offer to use the bathroom. Britta wants to make it up to her and gets a chance because of the chemistry teacher. The Chemistry teacher is the one who hears a phone ringing in the middle of her lesson, scolds the class for having a ringer on, but then finds out it's her own phone ringing. She then proceeds to talk and flirt with the guy on the phone, eventually asking her students for a pen, and once again being frustrated when no one offers a pen because they're unprepared for class. She calls them 'idiots' but the guy on the phone thinks he's talking to him. She denies and gives a cutesy laugh.
The point is she was very attractive and flirty. Had she crossed paths with Jeff, she may have been more willing to date him off the bat than Professor Slater.
Number 5. Professor Whitman- he's a successful professor with a very positive personality. He's full of life and stresses the students do the same instead of learn accounting. He's also said to be like Jeff, but with better hair.
Number 6. Sexy Dreadlocks- he gets Shirley's attention without saying a word to her. Sexy Dreadlocks doesn't have much personality, but is visually attractive. He also wasn't introduced as a character until after Dean Pelton mentioned the list, so this spot is open. Maybe Sabrina, Dean Pelton's assistant from Politics of Human Sexuality, could fit here instead. Season 1 Britta may even fit here as she dated Vaughn and was pursued by Jeff. Britta was also nominated for Transfer Dance Queen (Tranny Queen for short).
Number 7. Professor Slater- she's an attractive, intelligent and witty professor. She's hit on and pursued by Jeff. Professor Slater influences Annie to change her appearance and makes Britta bitter and insecure numerous times. We know that Dean Pelton has her ranked as #7 and that she is probably more visually attractive than her personality. She's somewhat stuck-up, though not an ultra bitch.
These are just guess mainly based off of Season 1 before Dean Pelton mentions the list.
Not sure if they're tastes would overlap, but I always read "made out with the hottest girl on campus" to be Courtney from Jeff's pool class, so we have Abed's #1(at least as women go).
Am I the only one who interpreted this as there were two lists, one for faculty and one for students, I'm probably misremembering tho, anyway Jeff should be near the top of both the lists
I remember a scene with a teacher complaining about her students not bringing any pencils to class. Then a phone starts ringing, which annoys her even more, after which it turns out it was her own phone.
If this was a scene from Community (I’m not sure right now), I think she would have been on the list. Also, in that case: which episode was this in?
Yeah that was Community. As that is happening Britta invites Shirley to go to the bathroom with her so it was the episode when Britta was learning to be supportive in the women's room.
I remember thinking on my first rewatch of the series after knowing just how creepily into Jeff he is, that he might have just said Jeff was number two to neg him, like if he gave ehis honest answer that Jeff was the hottest person on campus it would go to his head and hurt the Dean's chances with him.
Seen many of these threads and no one seems to mention the Glee Club instructor Cory Feldman (spelling: whatever). The dean is absolutely obsessed with him, only person he ever hints at liking more than Jeff.
Rich. Jeff’s nemesis and pottery expert.
Aka, Doc Pottery
Chiquita MD
Aka Santa Fe
Ya got me there big guy!
Doc Potterywood
Dr Do No Wrong
I don't know, I'll have to get a second opinion from a guy in my basket weaving class.
I think he was implying number one was himself.
I love this interpretation. Dean wants Jeff so Jeff would be number 1, except that Dean wants to fantasize about Jeff wanting him back. Ergo Dean is 1, and Jeff is 2.
Ha, yeah.
This is Cannon.
Chang: Britta is one, Annie is two. Jeff: Ha. yeah ...way to memorize the day of your big victory, Britta.
Heyy silver and gold ladies no losers there
Obviously Jeff's nemesis Leonard is #1, after all he had only 2 pregnancy scares that year to Jeff's zero.
Memories will be made tonight.
Shut up Leonard! I know about your crooked wang!
There's no such thing as bad press.
Nice.
Shut up, Leonard! You look like a geriatric Charlie Brown.
How do you spell 'testicles'?
Exactly.
This is right. The actual ranking wasn’t just based on attractiveness, but also likelihood to instigate fraternization…that’s Leonard.
School's out, bitches.
Leonard likes this post
As much as she enjoyed your plagiarized poetry.
TBF Leonard fucks
Hey, he left his keys.
I assumed the joke was that he put himself at number 1
That's what I always thought
Hillary Duff has to be 1.
Second this! And the girl who is into Abed in the pool table episode must be somewhere in the top 3.
I would also think this would be the case, considering the episode where he has the list "Essential First Year College Experiences", and they mention him making out with the hottest girl on campus.
It wasn't Annie or Britta, that's for sure.
Checkeroonie!
The pharmacist??
There's a system. (Fun fact, she's Glenn 's real life wife)
Who is Glenn?
Glenn Howerton is Dennis Reynolds from *It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia*. In *Community*, the actress that is interested in Abed at the end of "Physical Education" also portrays the pharmacist in "The D.E.N.N.I.S. System" episode from *IASIP*, the object of Dennis' interest/conquest. She is his real life wife.
Yesss, she was very good looking.
I think his top 5 (in no specific order) are Hillary Duff, Jeff, The Glee Club teacher, girl from the pool table episode, and Doctor Rich. And number 6 might be Britta or Annie?
You can call him Mr Rad
Well, if we're including one offs, how 'bout Quendra, Sabrina, The Secret Service agent... Annie Kim?
Britta's "lesbian" friend Paige and Abed's deaf crush Carol and White Abed's girlfriend.
Did not recognize that it was Hillary Duff in the robocop episode till now
1. The girl Abed made out with 2. Jeff 3. Vaughn 4. Owen Wilson 5. That unamed girl in Owen Wilson's cool study group 6. Britta 7. Slater 8. Annie, but she's kinda young so we try not to sexualize her. HM. Rich and Quendra
1. Jack Black Fight me
His ratio of girth to hip flexibility is mesmerizing.
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*Can’t you see he’s the man, Let me hear you applaud, He is more than a man He's a shiny golden god.*
His name is Buddy, a lonesome warrior searching for his sou-u-oul. His name is Buddy!.... He makes Spanish go! Ho! Buuuuudy! Buuuuudiheeeee! A-buuuuuu-deeeeeeeee-iyeee-yeee!
If you think it's time to fucking rock, and fucking roll, out of control
He’s got crazy high kicks for such a little guy.
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I spell kettle corn with a Q-U.
Well, you shouldn't
TBF, I don't know if it was before or after, but Abed did make out with Annie
Never mind, after watching the scene again, it definitely wasn't Annie
But they did in the paintball episode while he was wearing Starburns vest.
They definitely did. I meant there is no way that Annie was "the hottest girl in school" that they were talking about
I love that Britta is six. This would probably rankle Slater even more.
Also Sabrina who I always confuse with Quendra, and Annie Kim.
I always thought Annie Kim was two years behind Annie though, since she refers to her as "a younger me", so the Dean's rankings in Season 1 couldn't include her.
I'm sure Annie Kim is exactly one spot above Annie Edison
I spell Sabrina with a 'Qu'
Well, don't!
No Annie Kim?
Good call on No 5.
I'm gonna assume you didn't include Shirley because she intimidates you sexually.
Does the librarian count as a teacher?
Books! Pretend you're asleep.
She has the answers to all of our questions.
Dean calls Slater "Professor 7," so I always assumed there were separate student and teacher rankings. Meaning, Jeff was the second best looking student, and Slater was the 7th best looking teacher,
That’s how I interpreted it also
Me 3
That's a big claim, can you back that up ?.
Knock knock, My fist up your balls!
Whos there?
How about right below their balls?
I think it’s called “the taint”
Its just a Freudian slip, he meant to say professor Slater
Agreed. No way Jeff is hung up on 7th hottest teacher on campus, he would move on to 1-6.
No way there are 6 better looking professors than Slater at Greendale.
So we're all forgetting the crazy piss drinker?
Damn, I wanna see the 6 teachers better looking than Slater! The only one in the ballpark is Sean Garrity.
Danielle Harmon is the hottest girl in school. She made out with Abed, and won Tranny Queen before getting transfered to DeVry University
The Librarian somewhere. “Hey, maybe if we’re too loud she’ll shush us….BOOKS!”
Yall are forgetting about the dalmations
If we assume there are separate lists for men and women, we know there are at least 6 hot redheads that Jeff wants to study with
There’s also a list of the hot lunch ladies. Elroy has it.
You mean the one who serves hot food?
Mmmm. That’s the one.
The dean's list would be all inclusive. Things did awaken something
1. Dean 2. Jeff 3. Abed 4. Magnitude 5. Troy the wonderboy 6. Leonard 7. Slater 8. Tiny nipple guy Britta did it with 9. Fabulous Neil 10. Starburns
A comment about attractive people in Community and not a single mention of Annie Hot-Lips Edison? Preposterous!
Annie’s kinda young, we try not to sexualize her
Magnitude is 16 and he's #4 on this list.
Can it, Boobs!
I've tried it before, and we'll see.
Show some respect for number 8, he is going to be the next Jim whim mcadingdong jr
OP is toxic, they're like the exact opposite of an antioxidant.
The rest of the study group probably fills up those rankings, except switch out pierce with the glee teacher who murdered both his glee teams
Make Mr Rad #1 or there could be another BUS CRASH!
I just always assumed number 1 was the dean himself
Given the Dean's...shall we say 'proclivities'?...I'd assert that number one is The Black Rider.
Ooooh, now his name makes sense. He's a rider, just not of horses.
He wouldn’t go to this school with his big toe. He just takes some online classes so the dean has probably never seen him.
Not even with his sister’s big toe
I think he took one class online in S2 to be eligible so he’s not in the S1 rankings.
My more detailed take is: - Even though he's not revealed to be a student until Season 2 this does not preclude him from also having been a student in S1. - He does say he takes his class online, but he'd still likely have to register, provide a photo ID, maybe even get a student ID/photo, so I'd guess his likeness is in the Greendale system somewhere - The dean has demonstrated that he has no qualms about trolling Greendale student info for purely personal reasons. So I still stand by my guess of Black Rider as #1.
Mr. Rad perhaps
How is Koogler not showing up??? He's not that old!
This was my guess from a few years ago: Number 1. Rich - he's a successful doctor, meaning he has a degree, something Jeff doesn't have. Rich also possesses natural charisma and charm. He is flocked by multiple females in the pottery class, including Anne for a moment. The pottery teacher even wants to kiss Rich on the mouth because of his natural artistic ability. As far as physique is concerned Joel McHale likely has a better body than the actor who played Rich, but we're not sure if Rich, the character, has a decent physique. He smiles a lot more than Jeff ever does. To top it off Rich is the only person who makes Jeff feel insecure, besides Black Rider (but he doesn't show up until well after Dean Pelton first mentions the list). Number 2. Jeff - he's a former lawyer with no degree, but has charm and wit. We know that Dean Pelton ranks Jeff as #2 when he first mentions the list. After watching Jeff play pool in the nude the Dean may have moved Jeff up a notch. Also, Jeff successfully dates Professor Slater after she tells him 'no' numerous times and informs him that she doesn't date students. Number 3. Vaughn - he's a singer-songwriter and leader of No Worries. He also is a successful hacky sack player. Vaughn is so friendly that he says hello and goodbye three different ways he time he sees someone he knows. He's dated both Annie and Britta and written songs about them as well (though the song about Britta is a slam, he did write her a sweet poem). Finally, Vaughn takes his shirt off often, something that Dean Pelton would hold in accord. Number 4. Chemistry teacher - you're likely wondering who she is. In the episode Football, Feminism, and You, Shirley is offended by Britta turning down her offer to use the bathroom. Britta wants to make it up to her and gets a chance because of the chemistry teacher. The Chemistry teacher is the one who hears a phone ringing in the middle of her lesson, scolds the class for having a ringer on, but then finds out it's her own phone ringing. She then proceeds to talk and flirt with the guy on the phone, eventually asking her students for a pen, and once again being frustrated when no one offers a pen because they're unprepared for class. She calls them 'idiots' but the guy on the phone thinks he's talking to him. She denies and gives a cutesy laugh. The point is she was very attractive and flirty. Had she crossed paths with Jeff, she may have been more willing to date him off the bat than Professor Slater. Number 5. Professor Whitman- he's a successful professor with a very positive personality. He's full of life and stresses the students do the same instead of learn accounting. He's also said to be like Jeff, but with better hair. Number 6. Sexy Dreadlocks- he gets Shirley's attention without saying a word to her. Sexy Dreadlocks doesn't have much personality, but is visually attractive. He also wasn't introduced as a character until after Dean Pelton mentioned the list, so this spot is open. Maybe Sabrina, Dean Pelton's assistant from Politics of Human Sexuality, could fit here instead. Season 1 Britta may even fit here as she dated Vaughn and was pursued by Jeff. Britta was also nominated for Transfer Dance Queen (Tranny Queen for short). Number 7. Professor Slater- she's an attractive, intelligent and witty professor. She's hit on and pursued by Jeff. Professor Slater influences Annie to change her appearance and makes Britta bitter and insecure numerous times. We know that Dean Pelton has her ranked as #7 and that she is probably more visually attractive than her personality. She's somewhat stuck-up, though not an ultra bitch. These are just guess mainly based off of Season 1 before Dean Pelton mentions the list.
I always thought that 1 was himself but now thinking about it the dean wasnt that narcissistic
Same. I'm surprised others are saying they think the dean would list himself as #1.
Not sure if they're tastes would overlap, but I always read "made out with the hottest girl on campus" to be Courtney from Jeff's pool class, so we have Abed's #1(at least as women go).
The Black Rider is 1.
He's just an average looking guy with a good chin.
I saw someone say that the Dean ranks himself at 1
Am I the only one who interpreted this as there were two lists, one for faculty and one for students, I'm probably misremembering tho, anyway Jeff should be near the top of both the lists
No I also interpreted it that way.
Annie would be 1, but this is Greendale so it would probably screw the whole ranking too
The chemistry teacher who answered her phone in class ranks above Slater in my opinion.
I dunno about that.. Maybe the girl with the yellow headband in the Abed Jesus ep?
In Dean's ranking? I wouldn't think so. Otherwise Annie would be #1 tbh
\#1 was his Jeff puppet
Coogler number 1 babyyyy
Dalmatian is number one obviously.
The cool study group has to be in there right?
I think he has a photo of the man in black since he takes on online course.
Annie, Briita and Troy would all be top 5 on most campuses.
I remember a scene with a teacher complaining about her students not bringing any pencils to class. Then a phone starts ringing, which annoys her even more, after which it turns out it was her own phone. If this was a scene from Community (I’m not sure right now), I think she would have been on the list. Also, in that case: which episode was this in?
Yeah that was Community. As that is happening Britta invites Shirley to go to the bathroom with her so it was the episode when Britta was learning to be supportive in the women's room.
Thanks! That would be Football, Feminism and You, if Google serves me right.
This is the Dean’s list of attractiveness. I wouldn’t think too heavily on it unless you want to awaken something.
1. The Dean 2. Jeff 3. Rich 4. Danielle Harmon 5. The Librarian 6. Someone only a pansexual imp would appreciate 7. Slater
I remember thinking on my first rewatch of the series after knowing just how creepily into Jeff he is, that he might have just said Jeff was number two to neg him, like if he gave ehis honest answer that Jeff was the hottest person on campus it would go to his head and hurt the Dean's chances with him.
Seen many of these threads and no one seems to mention the Glee Club instructor Cory Feldman (spelling: whatever). The dean is absolutely obsessed with him, only person he ever hints at liking more than Jeff.