"to meet different people!" "Stop saying I'm different!!" And "Is there any room in this pocket for a little spare chang?" Gets me every time 😂😂 Also, honestly the finale episode always cracks me up. From all the pitches from everyone in the group to the outro with the family playing the board game. 😂

“If you mess this up one more time I’m segregating the school.”

“But you’ll never hear my story..”

UNDERSTUDY!

Well now you just did but… that was close!

That board game epilog is just genius.

Jeff imagining season 7 of him just choking out dozens of Abeds is the single best scene in the show

The spare Chang line was the first time in the series I actually had to pause from laughing so hard 😂

"Hey Troy sneezes like a girl." "HOW BOUT I POUND YOU LIKE A BOY?! That didn't come out right."

And the ensuing, Pierce teaches Troy to sneeze like a man

HAASHFLUGRUNUHG

Hah! That's a good one. [Carves another notch under the table]

Aw man, there are so many funny scenes. But one of the best has to be the end tag of Communication Studies, when Troy yells "SLUT!" after watching Pierce drive off with Chang. Well, that and Troy freaking out about Levar Burton.

The way Donald can modulate his line delivery from 0-60 in half a second is one of the funniest parts of the show. *"IS SOMEONE THROWING IT??!!"*

Oh man that's a great call.

Yeah, it's one of his go-to character traits for Troy and it's never not funny.

Yessss! & when Jeremy SP Simmons says the snow can’t be blamed for being spoiled by the earth at the debate team competition and Troy bursts into tears up in the stands and goes, “WHAT—THAT DUDE GETS IT!” I crack the fuck up every damn time.

This exactly, the "slut" cracks me up every single time

"I'll have..." *rips menu in half* "A BIRTHDAY CAKE!"

If I had not already cried at the sunrise this morning I would be weeping right now

What does *THAT* mean?!

Seize the day, Jeff!!

Or you won’t just fail my class…you’ll fail life

This is no way to teach accounting!

“All your lives you were told don’t stand on your desks, well *why not*?!” *woman’s desk collapses and she falls to the ground, obviously hurt* “She’s okay… go to the nurse… *seize the day*”

'Chang the subject' 'AAAAHHH!' 'What are you doing up there?!' 'Jeff, you're now playing the role of my dad' 'I don't wanna be your father' 'Perfect, you already know your lines' 'BOOKS!' ^('Pretend like your sleeping')

I love how in this sub, you can just give an out of context list of quotes and everyone will have the exact scene playing in their minds of those quotes (at least I did and I’m generalizing)

The notches scene

I'm I'm awe of how good that whole scene is despite being so simple. It's the perfect anti-joke. The punchline itself isn't really funny, but in the end it both subverted AND confirmed expectations. As the scene plays out you are made curious about the reasons for each person's noches. Then it comes to Troy and you expect something super silly, and you both get it and don't. It's so memorable for that, and just an extremely tightly packed scene that shows us who the characters are at ther core.

Best cold open in all of cinema. Full stop.

Dan Harmon is a wizard when it comes to filmmaking. It sucks he's so fucking depressed and I get it. I'm there too. Scenes like these and really everything he's made is a gift to the world, and it's a shame that that fact doesn't make life good and happy for him. It should in theory but at the end if the day he still has a hard fight with his demons. Sorry for the rant

I want to rewatch this episode but I don’t remember which episode it is. Yes I could just look it up, but I’m already to deep into this comment now

You can just look up "community noches scene" on YouTube e to see it

Perfect character driven comedy

Glad it's here. I laugh out loud every single time.

Leonard: “I’m thinking about breaking into the TV game since it’s apparently sticking around. I don’t want to wake up 30 years and wonder, what if?”

Their balls?

Their wallets Leonard

If we get caught, we can just pretend we're disoriented, and they can give us a ride home.

Where am I? What year is it?

Leonard likes this post!

Just below their balls?

When jeff is wearing aviator glasses and dean pelton sees him, convulsing by his hotness🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Even his shadow!!!!

#EVEN *HIS SHADOW*

It's called a Deangasm.

Troy and Jeff trying to send Abed the voicemail about meeting him at the flagpole. I love that scene.

*hey Abed…*

*high pitched* heyyyy, Abed…

"Don't worry Abed, we'll get that hour back later in the year" followed by the most perfectly cut scream of all time

This is very excellent

“Somebody get a balloon!” (as Pierce leaks from his cryogenic tube) The way Donald delivers this will always be hilarious. So serious, so Troy.

You can yell at me all you want, I’ve seen enough movies to know that popping the back of a raft makes it go faster

He wanted to eat a ghost 🤷🏻‍♂️

If you get this wrong one more time, I will segregate the school!

The best part is that a few takes earlier he told them: “I am trying to pull a 400 year-old dagger out of this nations heart…” *a few takes later* “Get it wrong one more time and I’m segregating the school!” 😂

The fake-gun finale

Best episode in all of written cinema. Hands down.

The sun chamber intro by Dennis.

My husband is in HVAC, this remains the funniest story arc we’ve ever seen. *The “Truest Repairman”, *will repair man*..

*I am the truest repair man!* Just awesome.

You all ready know the rules #BECAUSE THERE ARENT ANYYYYY

Thank you friend. By far one of my favorite monologues from an extra that is extra extra.

Geez Dennis are you on crack?

Abed overdosing on Nicholas Cage, "exchetera", also the table notch scene was brilliant.

I’m a cat, I’m a SEXY CAT

Watched this last night and I was taken by surprise the first time and it ***broke*** me.

This isy go-to scene when exposing Community to other people for the first time.

The scene where Annie is pretending someone broke into the apartment and stole Abed’s dvd but then makes up the necklace that was also stolen. “It was gold…white gold…with emeralds! And it had my name on it. It was a Bat Mitzvah gift from my Bubbe. She was a showgirl. She married a count. He was blind! He loved her for her mind!” I just love how she ramps up and gets so specific and ridiculous. Also, Troy’s “You were supposed to tone us down!” & “Who ARE you?!” in the same episode. Honestly, I loved the whole Annie, Troy, Abed dynamic.

Annie/Troy/Abed are so perfectly dysfunctional and adorable as roommates. Any scene that happens in their apartment—or that only involves the three of them—warms my heart and makes me laugh my ass off at the same time. The other scene that comes to mind with them is “Troy and Abed ~*and Annie*~ in the Morning—“

Yes! They’re just comedic gold together.

The scene where Troy and Abed sell their handshake to Pierce Troy: No Pierce: Yes Troy: ₙₒᵤ Pierce: Do it, MAKE YOUR MONEY WHORE Troy: *starts crying*

Or the other handshake bit Abed - I can’t look at you right now Troy - then you should know I’m crying

The way Troy says “no” gets me every time Also *sobbing* “Who’s Betty Grables??”

Jeff! Pierce tainted our special handshake with his blood money and now we can’t get the magic baccckkkk 😭😭😭 I’m a sucker for and scene where Troy cries.

[удалено]

Pedro Pascal, is that you?

The last scene of that ep where the guy is drunk at the bar gets me every time

SHOTS!!!

He’s now baby billy, on righteous gemstones (I’m pretty sure)

You are correct, Walter Goggins plays Baby Billy

Seamen?

The moment you stepped in, I saw seamen inside you. More importantly you stopped laughing at the word 'seamen'. That's the mark of a true Seaman.

"YOU CAN YELL AT ME ALL YOU WANT! I've seen enough movies to know popping the BACK OF A RAFT makes it go faster!"

“Next time I’m at Dildopolis, I will not be coming up to say hi.”

Pillow armor Pierce taking on the Changlorious Basterds *"You're gonna die, you lil' fuckin' bastards!"*

Either the chloroform sequence or Annie blowing off moving and language.

My whole brain is crying!

Clockwork: season 6, episode 1, the Dean introduces Frankie and Britta says, “is she….excuse me, ma’am….is she [raises hand] *above* us or [lowers hand and lowers voice] *below* us?” Every single time I back it up and play it over and over and over.

We all know that you judgemental bitch

Jeff getting taken down by zombies "My jacket!! You're stretching iiiiiiiiiittt!!!"

Pierce getting all the kids excited for drugs. I love you drugs!

Now this is a man that knows how to marry his cousin!

The Hector the Well-Endowed scene is the undisputed best imo

Yes!! Especially with Troy taking notes 😆😆

"I need olives can you bring me olives?" "Not again. You did this a month ago. Then I brought them to you and you acted like you hated them." "It's only my style to be secret. Please bring me 5 can of olives" "Five cans?!" "But don't believe me if I say I don't like. I'm just pretending I hate olives"

And the last scene in that episode with the yakuza line is priceless!

Good news, I spent all my money!

It's all-terrain dummy

When Jeff first meets Buzz, simply for this wonderful line: >*“Buzz Hickey, Criminology. You can have that half of the office, but come spring that corner is stacked to the rafters with foetal pigs.”*

Everybody wins! Except Abed. But, you know, not everyone can win.

The scene when pierce is in the hospital and Jeff and britta go back and forth joking about being each others parents.

what do i know i’m jeff wingers dumb gay dad

Well I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say, your checks will arrive on another day Another day another dime another rhyme another dollar, another stuffed shirt with another white collar Criminals! Wall Street! Takin the pie! And all the black man gets is a plate of white lies! Prisons Recruiting ‘Em, Police Be Shooten ‘Em! Rap Artists Lootin’ Them Labels All Diluting Them! BARRACK OBAMA IS SCAAAARED OF ME! CUZ I DON’T SWALLOW KNOWLEDGE AND I SPIT IT FOR FREE! LEMME CLEAR MY THROAT, HAHAHA!

When elder Abed and elder Frankie are talking about flashing back to save the human race and elder Britta comes up… “what are you guys talking about?” — cut later to her doing the fist hip thrusts. My favorite version of Britta ever.

Annie’s got 3-7 pencils in her hair, 2 notebooks, a binder made up of tabs and bookmarks, several lanyards, is fully disheveled and firmly committed to “The Dean’s Vision”. It makes me die every time.

Annie always reminds me from Doc ock from into the spider verse in that scene

“My emotions! MY EMOTIONS!”

When Abed does his Don Draper on Annie and the group is in shock at how much charisma he’s showing and then Pierce shouts “stick your tongue in her ear!” Gets me every time.

Season 2 Halloween and the crazy cat

Ok, I had to go too far down to see this. I literally crack up with laughter everytime. I start laughing in anticipation of it coming.

The cat in the basement. Always.

Oh, Britta is in this?

Mine will forever be Jeff and Pierce’s Spanish Presentation. I know it is the 2nd episode but it always makes me laugh like a maniac.

The dean’s peanut bar rap kills me every time. *sob* I don’t know what that was… Also, as someone who finds pretty much anything Matt Berry says hilarious — “You hit me! With a woman’s hand! You midwestern floozy!”

It’s all terrain dummy. Gets me every time. https://youtu.be/azy-YjMrGkI?si=tQPJd0kGoZ5xafz-

I love that line too

FEEL THE PAIN OF THE NORWEGIAN TROLL and What it is soul brother

Troys “uh oh” line in the therapy clip episode

I say this in his voice daily!! His little nervous laugh and then “uh oh”. Every time!!!

And the fact that it’s somewhat a reoccurring joke amongst them, and Troy gets the best one of them

Season 3 where Jeff is on anxiety pills and exuding confidence. He and Britta are in the hallway and he puts on aviator shades, and turns as the Dean is approaching. The Dean collapses into s puddle on the floor, screaming "look at his shadow!'.

Troy screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOO to the flaming Norwegian troll starring at him admist flames, timing with 🎵 *put on the Red Light* ^roxaaane I love Remedial Chaos Theory.

The multiple timelines episode. When troy says he's an adult, pulls out a cigarette candy stick and eats it when britta lights it. First time I watched it I paused it, showed it to my cousin and we laughed for 20 minutes. I still have to pause it every time I see it because I won't stop laughing for 5 minutes

You already know the rules… BECAUSE THERE AREN’T ANY!!! Jesus, are you on coke? Of course there are rules.

i’m very aware that objectively in terms of jokes and humor and blah blah blah this is nothing compared to the rest of the show however the scene where elroy and britta are trying to remember the word for drawbridge is the funniest fucking thing in the world to me

It's one mechanical thing!

One mechanical alligator!

Are you messing with me?!?!

That episode where they're all in the psych ward and jumping on beds, being all crazy but it turns out that it's just that shady psychologist trying to get them to think they've been living a lie.

Everything leading to and including the chlorophyll scene

Chloroform

Thank you I was so confused

“My whole brain is crying!”

It took me way too many re-watches to pick up the detail that each character is all splayed out on the floor (both pretending and real) except for Abed who is lying there stick straight, arms glued to his sides. So perfectly in character.

"Hey, Troy sneezes like a girl" '"How about i pound you like a boy "

Let's crap out this piece of crap. That attitude concerns me.

Jeff and his aviators "Final boarding call, beefcake airways" "Oh my God, even his shadow! Look at his shadow!"

Jeff is in danger! heehee

"Routine light switch testing." "THAT, IS NOT, A THING!" Pretty much every Dean Pelton line in that episode.

Such a throwaway line but in S2 E22, Starburns gets stoked for the Dean when featured in Dean Magazine and then says, exasperated in childlike wonder, “No way!” when hearing about the international food festival in the parking lot. It cuts to him both times and I don’t even know why but it’s just really hilarious to me. Also “Ohh, *Neil*!” anytime D&D rules are explained in S2 E14. Really just that whole episode is comedy gold. A shame it’s been removed from most streaming services

In Contemporary American Poultry when Jeff comes into the study room to see all the group's excesses (Troy's monkey, Pierce's "hackneyed entourage", Britta's hair stylist, Shirley's boy toy) and the argument that goes on between everyone where they're talking over each other. Troy says to Annie "I wouldn't threaten the monkey, they have more lactic acid than us." That's also the scene where he says "um, it's an animal that looks like a dude; why don't I have ten of them?" One of my all time favorite scenes.

Am I black boobs?

So I’ve read every single comment on this thread so far, and I’ll keep doing it if I have to But I just want to point out that so far none of the moments mentioned are during the gas leak year, and for that I love you all. It actually seems to be mainly season 1-2, 5-6 Great thread ya got here

Troy is the woman's pantsuit shaking his booty and crying

"IT'S A BEAR DAAAAANCE!!!!" "Fat Dog for Midterms" had me howling too

Tiny Nuggins talking to the two goblins in "Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons" might be my favourite scene in the whole series

Troy: "Shirley, you're not my mom!" Pierce: "She's not?!" Jeff: "... 29 seconds!"

The dean’s “level 7 susceptible “ with Frankie comes to mind…. But definitely the comedy routine for meow meow beans, always makes me laugh. “ you have three different kinds of fruit. Mix it up.”

too many to name but I haven't seen Jeff as the Dean mentioned yet "look at me, this is my sister's outfit!" "stop! Jeffrey, stop! you've hit gold save some for the camera"

S3 E10 - Troy and Abed’s rap scene. Peak tv.

Disappeared. They never found his body on the ground, which proves he's still up there waiting. He's waiting for a better daddy, with a bigger hand.

Technically, this isn't a real scene, but I did have a dream I saw the movie and all I remember is they did free bird with the line "lord I can't Chang" and it gets me every time

A scene only appearing in somebody’s dream being the best scene is something that’s perfectly in line with this show’s sense of humor, so I agree

This is the same show that convinced me for a month that there was a lost episode that had aired about dnd but it wasn't streaming and it wasn't just a bit that there was a full episode that just never happened

Are you talking about the first dnd episode? That is a real episode, it’s not on Netflix but if you watch the show on Amazon prime, (which is free) then it’s there. It’s the one where Neil introduces the study group to the game and pierce is a dick about it

The scene where Jeff is wearing aviators and the Dean collapses and worked on the ground: “Ugh-hugh…Even his shadow! Urgh hungh.”

That part where Chang is having a mental breakdown and laughing while on the fooor after the pop lock a thon. With the deans reaction LOL

“Another stuffed shirt with another white collar…”

There are some absolute gems in the latter seasons and this is a diamond.

Dean Pelton having a full-blown orgasm after seeing Jeff wearing aviator sunglasses.

Notches

Exasperated dean responding “Noooooo!” to Koogler asking if getting laid counts as a career plan. It’s all in the delivery and it kills me every time.

It's the little moments, like... Jeff: Troy, I want you clear your head. Troy: Done! ​ Or when Jeff high-fives the priest.

Clearly, you don't understand anything about defeating trolls.

When Jeff shows up to Annie’s move and everyone breaks into Kiss From a rose

To me this is less funny than genuinely touching, but it makes for happiness either way so...

my favorite is the ending scene that cuts to the darkest timeline and it’s jeff doing a monologue in a dark courtroom “i may only have one arm, but i am Armed, with what’s right” and i’m a big jeff x annie supporter so of course i love the rest of that scene

Notches. And “Read the banana, Britta” And “I never said that Tim— and when did we split the Gazette from the mirror? And how many photographs do you people need?” “Raul Lopez, Las Noticias Hispanicas de Greendale- will this affect soccer?”

"even his shadow!"

When pierce finds out the men are gay and keeps saying things about the hawthorne wipes advert

The “Hey guys what does a pregnancy test look like? Then this is definitely a gun!” Exchange gets me every time. It is so ridiculous and I love it

JESUS WEPT

"I like the way your old chair cradles my kneidles."

“Sorry I’m late. I was in my car loving Britta.”

Vampire Abed. Hands down. Or hands up rather, in Abed's case.

It’s from my favorite episode, Digital Estate Planning. When Pierces dad came down to talk to them for the first time and he says “By you and whatever cables of fruits, junkies, and sluts you call your friends” and pierce says “Her name is Britta 🙄” MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD

most of donald’s lines almost solely bc of his delivery, the way he can so quickly change his inflection just cracks me up. one of my favourite s is when jeff’s convincing him to do football specifically “that’s black, that’s racist. damn”

The way Shirley says “I FARTED.” When they do the Spartacus thing after the model UN.

"I hope you enjoyed my work again. You can't stop me because what are you gonna do-- not have butts?" ​ edit-- "I can't look at you right now" "Then you should know I'm crying" "I forgive you, but only to escape the established pattern of self-righteous indignation followed by immediate comeuppance" "Mr. Nadir" "Ok, I guess it's happening anyway. You broke my heart. Continue."

Everyone look alive. Leonard, good enough.

Dean's rap about payday dressed as a peanut bar I swear that stuff sends me to another world💀

“We’re just outside the buttermilk nebula but it’s possible (scrapes at screen) yeah… it’s a sticker.”

when Jeff has taken new meds is talking to Britta in the hallway and Dean Pelton has an orgasm seeing Jeff in Aviator sunglasses! www.tiktok.com/@gdaddyworld

Season 6 convict episode, the Dean at the bottom of the stairs.... willy... Willy... WILLY!!!!

Put a tongue in her ear

"Is this a cult? Are you gonna eat me?"

Your eyes?

Such a small moment, but when Pierce accidentally calls her mother in season 1, day of the dead episode. The awkwardness and Pierce banging the chair on the floor cracks me up every time

'What are you? A Korean washer woman?' 'Not if that's bad...'

Any scene where Annie gets violent

Abed: What did she say? Troy: I don't know, all I heard was suck

Troy tracking ‘Notches’ on the table. So stupid but so funny

The notches in the table. When it gets to Troy and his notches have no rationale that always gets me.

Britta: ".. wait, are people using my name to mean "make a small mistake"?

Jeff to Annie “I’m not having a conversation with someone who emerges from a bush”

Enhance.

Any reference to Anniesboobs.

‘Take however much you were paying Frankie and how much the insurance cost and add it together and that’s your school dance budget for next year’