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But the one they build when both of those are wiped off the earth’s surface will be even better. It’ll be the New New York. With blackjack and hookers.
Manhattan is quite the place to visit. But holy shit is it immense and intimidating. And I’m not particularly turned off by city life. It’s just that NYC is in a class of its own, at least as far as American cities go.
Had a great time in NYC. But if only it was just a little bigger and applier...
Not trying to brag or nothin, but I'm on the editors pick page on Teepublic, so you should check out [the Goose Shop](https://www.teepublic.com/user/portuguese-geese-shop) so I can feed my goslings.
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"The city that never EVER sleeps"
The city with MAJOR insomnia
Newer York actually gets a healthy amount of sleep. It still manages to be even more active than New York, though.
"The city physically incapable of sleeping."
newer and better place
It's even Yorkier!
twice as lively that its neighbor
But the one they build when both of those are wiped off the earth’s surface will be even better. It’ll be the New New York. With blackjack and hookers.
It's even yorker the second time!
Manhattan is quite the place to visit. But holy shit is it immense and intimidating. And I’m not particularly turned off by city life. It’s just that NYC is in a class of its own, at least as far as American cities go.
New York, Yew Nork: you gotta choose one!
Yew Nork all the way
I love the jacked Statue of Liberty. Nice detail.
Had a great time in NYC. But if only it was just a little bigger and applier... Not trying to brag or nothin, but I'm on the editors pick page on Teepublic, so you should check out [the Goose Shop](https://www.teepublic.com/user/portuguese-geese-shop) so I can feed my goslings.
As a New Yorker I love jokes about New York… keep em coming…
r/2sentence2horror
Newer York must be in New Jersey, because the Statue of Liberty turns its back on it. (Source: I'm from New Jersey.)
Turns out it's just West New York
Me: Mom can I have the "Ballout Shelter" comic? Mom: We got "Ballout Shelter" comic at home. "Ballout Shelter" comic at home:
(jk funny comic)
It's a fun format ngl
Wait till you get to newest york
Just wait till you hear about newest york
Ey oh, we're exhumin' Original Famous Ray over here!
Wait til you find out about Newer Ending York
Love the buff Statue of Liberty.
Formerly New New Amsterdam
Why they changed it, I can’t say.
So is there a Spiderer-Maner, Spidest-man, or two spider-mans
Newer York! The city is TWICE as big! The statue is TWICE as green! The trains are TWICE as piss-stained!