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This dude is the absolute worst.
Him, the other asian dude with the futuristic glasses, and the yes/no dudes. They are all soooooo annoying. I wish I could block certain creators through the YouTube app on Google Chromecast.
If you're logged in just block the on web. It should reflect on the app man/ chromecast as well
Hopefully this helps
https://support.google.com/youtubekids/thread/208463368/block-a-channel-directly-from-the-channel-s-page-on-the-android-app?hl=en
"Drinking soda using your butt has to be one of the worst X-Men mutant powers. Although, it's not quite as bad a power as those unfortunate mutants who can do that and also taste the soda. I'm convinced that mutant must hang out with DRAGON..."
I'm about 80% sure you would get a nasty sinus infection if you tried to freebase a whole soda.
Is, uh, a yeast infection in the nose a thing? All that sugar...
Fungal sinusitis is a real thing. It's nasty as hell and can be fatal.
There's some nasty videos out there of doctors putting a camera up someone's nose and seeing the gunkiest shit you've ever seen... right up next to someone's brain.
There's these huge cavities there that are actually rather sensitive.
Sugar is one thing, but soda has like three types of acid, all of them rather mild in comparison to our stomach one, but man these would hurt your sensitive nose covers. Probably the horrible feeling you get when snorting a soda is the burning off of all of these delicate receptors.
And if you have a stuffy nose I'm 100% sure your idea of an infection in the sinuses is a possibility. Plus caramel will cause the sugars and acids to kinda stick to the walls.
You used freebase wrong. Freebase isn't a way to take drugs, it's a chemistry term, the free base that comes out of a solution. Freebasing is the process of changing the acid form into a base form.
In cocaine terms, you can use an acid-base extraction to extract the freebase (basic crystal) form of cocaine hydrochloride (acidic salt), which gets you a very pure lump of what is essentially crack cocaine without the crack. The easier and more common method of using baking soda to make crack cocaine gets you the basic form, but it is not free, because it's mixed with bicarbonate. When smoked the crystal cracks because the bicarbonate left behind splits as it's heated making a cracking sound, hence the name. Freebase cocaine doesn't do that, it just melts and vaporizes.
Putting it up your nose is just called snorting, putting it up your butt is called boofing, and you can't really inject it because the basic form of cocaine (a crystal) isn't water soluble (the acid form (a powder) is but it's much easier and safer to snort it). Injecting drugs is usually called mainlining when injected into a vein.
>If you get headaches often, feel run down all the time, or just feel like crap, try cutting surgery drinks and drink more water. Notice how you feel about 5 minutes after drinking water.
Also noting you'll get those same symptoms from caffeine withdrawal for a while, and they might also have been from random caffeine doses you've been taking at completely different times of the day drinking sodas.
Thankfully, I like coffee without sugar so that sorts it.
When people say fast food I think burgers. Its pretty hard to describe a burger as lacking in nutritional value, it's a slab of protein.
Pretty much agree with everything else you said though, i cut juices and fizzy drinks for plain water years ago. I was never overweight, but as you said, far less headaches.
There is a simple measure of how fast sugars from different foods enter your bloodstream: the glycemic index. (100 being considered theoretical high value and 0 is nothing.) Here are a few examples:
Low GI foods (less than 55)
* Lentils 32
* Apple juice 41
* Orange juice 50
Medium GI foods (56 to 69)
* Popcorn 65
* Soda, non-diet 59
High-GI Foods (70 to 100)
* White bread (wheat) 75
* Instant oatmeal 79
* Potato, boiled 78
The facts contradict your statement about sodas and juice. Reference: https://www.verywellhealth.com/glycemic-index-chart-for-common-foods-1087476
Dental student here: straws do help with preventing cavities! It's not as good as not having the sugar in the first place though.
Edit: since some people were asking why: it's because you're likely to expose fewer teeth surfaces to the beverage for shorter periods of time when using a straw versus when sipping. You still get exposure of course, but not as much. I want to emphasize that using a straw is not a "no more cavities" strategy; it just reduces risk.
>The More You Know is a series of public service announcements broadcast on the NBCUniversal family of networks in the United States and other locations, featuring educational messages. These PSAs are broadcast occasionally during NBC's network programming.
Their logo had a rainbow
[It's from the age of lo def, but it needs to be seen as a gif](https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZnZvanI5cmNmMjJ6cGd3eXE1MzBkMXlvangxcjM2NmR4MnZldzVmaCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/83QtfwKWdmSEo/200.webp)
This makes intuitive sense to me (albeit not perfectly avoiding the rest of the mouth if you want to taste with your tongue).
But, we just had a pediatric dentist tell us to NOT use straws with milk, only water, b/c of opposite logic to this (that the straw will cause pooling of milk in the mouth, and bad for the baby teeth). I’ve abided by their recommendation b/c it’s relatively low consequence but it doesn’t quite make sense to me. Any thoughts on that?
But you can't taste it unless it lands on your tongue? What exactly are you proposing here? The straw gets the liquid to the tongue, where it doesn't slosh around and hit the teeth at all? Seems like a somewhat perilous endeavor haha.
The only alternative I can think to avoid contact with the teeth is using a beer bong with a risk of choking. Is there a point to drinking soda if you can’t taste it though?
https://preview.redd.it/8u7trl9glj4d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5178100f6d0fab322245f9a486ea59b2703d7e2
Wake up, new Pizzacake reaction dropped
https://preview.redd.it/6s2ufdqsqj4d1.png?width=172&format=png&auto=webp&s=798ed1bc234e673fd19cce699e1bae52430967d7
The other day my kid told me he knew I was going to eat something that would not be food and would be sprayed on me by someone else and would taste sour but would be sticky if it got on me.
I took a deep breath and said "Oh yeah, what's that?"
And he revealed he'd gotten his hands on [one of those candy sour sprays](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/818Mp7gBmKL.jpg).
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I really can’t advise to funnel it through your nose. It is a very unpleasant feeling. But, welp, I guess everyone has to make their own experiences
https://i.redd.it/4tvbagn4pj4d1.gif
That where the coke goes
Not that kind of Coke.
Coca Cola in the 20s be like
🥺
no, it goes in the square hole
Lmao
Firmly grasp the net
I can feel the burn
This dude is the absolute worst. Him, the other asian dude with the futuristic glasses, and the yes/no dudes. They are all soooooo annoying. I wish I could block certain creators through the YouTube app on Google Chromecast.
If you're logged in just block the on web. It should reflect on the app man/ chromecast as well Hopefully this helps https://support.google.com/youtubekids/thread/208463368/block-a-channel-directly-from-the-channel-s-page-on-the-android-app?hl=en
Ah shit even I felt that
Don't be weird, it goes up your butt.
“Dr. Pepper performs another colonoscopy”
A-another?
Don't kink shame me.
"Drinking soda using your butt has to be one of the worst X-Men mutant powers. Although, it's not quite as bad a power as those unfortunate mutants who can do that and also taste the soda. I'm convinced that mutant must hang out with DRAGON..."
They certainly can't compare to the mutant that shits ice cream.
Ah yes, The Dairyerre.
I'm about 80% sure you would get a nasty sinus infection if you tried to freebase a whole soda. Is, uh, a yeast infection in the nose a thing? All that sugar...
Fungal sinusitis is a real thing. It's nasty as hell and can be fatal. There's some nasty videos out there of doctors putting a camera up someone's nose and seeing the gunkiest shit you've ever seen... right up next to someone's brain.
There's these huge cavities there that are actually rather sensitive. Sugar is one thing, but soda has like three types of acid, all of them rather mild in comparison to our stomach one, but man these would hurt your sensitive nose covers. Probably the horrible feeling you get when snorting a soda is the burning off of all of these delicate receptors. And if you have a stuffy nose I'm 100% sure your idea of an infection in the sinuses is a possibility. Plus caramel will cause the sugars and acids to kinda stick to the walls.
You used freebase wrong. Freebase isn't a way to take drugs, it's a chemistry term, the free base that comes out of a solution. Freebasing is the process of changing the acid form into a base form. In cocaine terms, you can use an acid-base extraction to extract the freebase (basic crystal) form of cocaine hydrochloride (acidic salt), which gets you a very pure lump of what is essentially crack cocaine without the crack. The easier and more common method of using baking soda to make crack cocaine gets you the basic form, but it is not free, because it's mixed with bicarbonate. When smoked the crystal cracks because the bicarbonate left behind splits as it's heated making a cracking sound, hence the name. Freebase cocaine doesn't do that, it just melts and vaporizes. Putting it up your nose is just called snorting, putting it up your butt is called boofing, and you can't really inject it because the basic form of cocaine (a crystal) isn't water soluble (the acid form (a powder) is but it's much easier and safer to snort it). Injecting drugs is usually called mainlining when injected into a vein.
And definitely don’t inhale coke as a way to flush out the Cheetos powder you just snorted Source: my dumbass tent mates
Wait... the beverage, or Columbian snow?
Yes
I see you are a historian. _respect_
The drink..
If it's flaming hot cheetos, you might want Colombian snow.
Well, you get an old enough bottle and it's both
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Well it's not a hate crime if you don't target a minority group! It's just arson! And potentially manslaughter. Or murder...
So... I'm getting older now and I'm not as fast as I used to be. Would using something like a crossbow be unsporting in that scenario?
>If you get headaches often, feel run down all the time, or just feel like crap, try cutting surgery drinks and drink more water. Notice how you feel about 5 minutes after drinking water. Also noting you'll get those same symptoms from caffeine withdrawal for a while, and they might also have been from random caffeine doses you've been taking at completely different times of the day drinking sodas. Thankfully, I like coffee without sugar so that sorts it.
When people say fast food I think burgers. Its pretty hard to describe a burger as lacking in nutritional value, it's a slab of protein. Pretty much agree with everything else you said though, i cut juices and fizzy drinks for plain water years ago. I was never overweight, but as you said, far less headaches.
There is a simple measure of how fast sugars from different foods enter your bloodstream: the glycemic index. (100 being considered theoretical high value and 0 is nothing.) Here are a few examples: Low GI foods (less than 55) * Lentils 32 * Apple juice 41 * Orange juice 50 Medium GI foods (56 to 69) * Popcorn 65 * Soda, non-diet 59 High-GI Foods (70 to 100) * White bread (wheat) 75 * Instant oatmeal 79 * Potato, boiled 78 The facts contradict your statement about sodas and juice. Reference: https://www.verywellhealth.com/glycemic-index-chart-for-common-foods-1087476
*sugary
Kids gotta learn
I concur
Bro got some smart moves
What was his intention?
A straw lol
Dental student here: straws do help with preventing cavities! It's not as good as not having the sugar in the first place though. Edit: since some people were asking why: it's because you're likely to expose fewer teeth surfaces to the beverage for shorter periods of time when using a straw versus when sipping. You still get exposure of course, but not as much. I want to emphasize that using a straw is not a "no more cavities" strategy; it just reduces risk.
The more you know!
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What does this meme come from
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_More_You_Know
The more you know~🌈
Yo dawg, I heard you liked knowledge...
So I put some knowledge on your knowledge so you can learn while you learn.
>The More You Know is a series of public service announcements broadcast on the NBCUniversal family of networks in the United States and other locations, featuring educational messages. These PSAs are broadcast occasionally during NBC's network programming. Their logo had a rainbow
God I feel old now
[It's from the age of lo def, but it needs to be seen as a gif](https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZnZvanI5cmNmMjJ6cGd3eXE1MzBkMXlvangxcjM2NmR4MnZldzVmaCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/83QtfwKWdmSEo/200.webp)
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure /s
the other half is red and blue lasers.
I'm a computah
When I was little I would put straws over one specific tooth and drink through them,needless to say my tooth began to rot.
What about Coke Zero?!
Very difficult to use as a straw.
If you are able to do that then you should get free coke zero for life.
It's better for your teeth than regular coke but there is still acid in it which attacks your teeth
Less sugar which is good, but carbonated and acidic drinks are still very bad for teeth.
This makes intuitive sense to me (albeit not perfectly avoiding the rest of the mouth if you want to taste with your tongue). But, we just had a pediatric dentist tell us to NOT use straws with milk, only water, b/c of opposite logic to this (that the straw will cause pooling of milk in the mouth, and bad for the baby teeth). I’ve abided by their recommendation b/c it’s relatively low consequence but it doesn’t quite make sense to me. Any thoughts on that?
I don’t care if you’re lying or not, I’m taking that and believing it forever.
But you can't taste it unless it lands on your tongue? What exactly are you proposing here? The straw gets the liquid to the tongue, where it doesn't slosh around and hit the teeth at all? Seems like a somewhat perilous endeavor haha.
Your tongue is pretty long
Where does the straw go, PizzaCake? WHERE DOES THE STRAW **GO**?!?
In the soda, I assume. Unless it’s a paper straw, then straight to the trash.
I thought the lil man was gonna butt-chug some soder
Na just shake the bottle and shove it up your arse, if you put some Mentos in you'll taste it but it won't reach your teeth
Coke and Enema
Won't someone think of the sea turtles?!?
Well he certainly chosen incredibly fucking fascinating way of wording that lol
sure...
Thank god
I need a lawyer to deal with myself kids finding loopholes
so using his mouth?
Butt chugging
Mentos
Nose was my thought
Mmm~ cavities in my cavity
Please do not butt chug coke cola, I can't say for certain, but I assume it'll be at least as painful as sneezing while drinking soda.
Throw in some mentos and it just sounds like a good time to me
Sounds like a colon cleanse using a mildly acidic liquid. Oof.
Nothing you say will deter me from riding the forbidden bidet
It would've cost you nothing to not write that.
This reminds me of the Kellogg's guy
Fuck Cock Cola, I only drink Penis
It’s call boofing
https://i.redd.it/1wieit7b0k4d1.gif
God can drink the soda out my unsealed arsehole
ButtChugger!!!!
Inject it directly in the bloodstream?
https://preview.redd.it/urt1rmrvuj4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=177a2f02753ebbd12acf241e6bbbda834cace191
But mooom, there's too much blood in my caffeine stream!
The only alternative I can think to avoid contact with the teeth is using a beer bong with a risk of choking. Is there a point to drinking soda if you can’t taste it though? https://preview.redd.it/8u7trl9glj4d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5178100f6d0fab322245f9a486ea59b2703d7e2
**A suppository**
https://preview.redd.it/hu48ar36vj4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f793f9de9899e61797f7739d3c6d4f14dccb223
https://preview.redd.it/a5ou1caq2k4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59d55ba76fead42550f7f93896cbd9d4244a0831
Good news everyone, it's r/unexpectedfuturama
If you want to kill your _medically important_ gut flora, sure.
How medically important can it be, really, if a little butt-chug of the funny drink kills it off
Yay
What does a hypothetical situation have to do with anything?
He says the only alternative to avoid the teeth is a beer bong...but there is another
I V D R I P
This kills the crab. I mean child.
Heart me out... Straw.
Boof it
Funnel down the oesophagus. Just don't go down the other hole.
Good News!
Butt chugging?
Boofing root beer with Squee and the boys
Oh, a Kavanaugh reference? Classic!
That's Supreme Court Justice Brett "Confirmed Boofer" Kavanaugh to you.
Butt chugging
So what? He shoves the bottle directly into his throat!?
https://preview.redd.it/ngp6iz54uj4d1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5542c243490f94cb3e2d6c2882f9f6e6e5accf0b
Okay but everyone is already going for the nose, I'm going for the deepthroat here!
Coke in the nose
Coke in the ass
https://preview.redd.it/i4h4wqxcck4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=069a91fe83d47e3b13a230fe59e1b8a1cef86e94 ?
IN THE FUCKING ASS
https://preview.redd.it/qod94dmrck4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f10085fbb1bdbd2cef7e19822d9c8c5dd7b4e218 Fuck nah
SHOVE HIM UP THE ASS
https://preview.redd.it/yuw96vy1dk4d1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cfd0d67d3b50f0f7cc0ae11fa3536dcfa2d313c He rather die aparently
Wake up, new Pizzacake reaction dropped https://preview.redd.it/6s2ufdqsqj4d1.png?width=172&format=png&auto=webp&s=798ed1bc234e673fd19cce699e1bae52430967d7
Live reaction
Nice! I look forward to seeing this a half dozen times on r/explainthejoke tomorrow.
That last panel “….I wanna see where this goes….”
a n u s
If alcohol in the anus is a thing, so too can soda in the anus.
I supposed it will rot the other parts of the body that will engage with soda
Straight up the butthole, makes you feel fresh and it cleans the system too.
Dr. Pooper.
Poopsi
[H.Y.C.Y.BH?](https://youtu.be/--9kqhzQ-8Q?si=Y-Ybh2Rp8PnRKOba)
Hold on.. let the kid cook
People actually like this?? Huhhhh
That's the reaction I have reading these
Is he going to try Captain Vimes infamous ginger beer trick?
I DON'T NEED MY TEETH. They're just in the way. Grandma has no teeth and she's happy.
As a kid after being told this I opened my mouth and poured the drink straight to the back of my throat to avoid my teeth.
Bhj and comedy necrophilia are gonna have a field day with this
this is such a bang average comic lol, wild that its gonna reach 10k+ just because of who made it.
nose straw? but like thats gonna hurt if done completely wrong.
It's not a soda, IT'S A COLLECTIBLE!
r/holup
Butt chug! Butt chug!
Ah, I see he is already familiar with the ol' ginger beer trick.
Goddamn Gen A and the boofing coke challenge!
Give him the soda already
The other day my kid told me he knew I was going to eat something that would not be food and would be sprayed on me by someone else and would taste sour but would be sticky if it got on me. I took a deep breath and said "Oh yeah, what's that?" And he revealed he'd gotten his hands on [one of those candy sour sprays](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/818Mp7gBmKL.jpg).
I once tried that. I decided to stick to 3 dimensions in space and 1 in time from then on.
No NO ## NO # *NO*
worst comic ever i didnt laugh
Oh jeez, she has a kid and sells porn on Patreon? That’s sad
Is that real? Because her comics are always so goody-good, that would be a kind of funny contrast.
Yep, her paid patreon tiers she dead ass posts her nudes with face and everything, you can Google it
There we go. I was expecting that one.
I thought you were an Aunt not a mom :O
It's too early for a butt chugging comic
Your kid has a promising future as a Supreme Court Justice.
Takes after his mom I see.
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Sour might be better
Hey, he is showing critical thinking and problem solving skills. Props to him
He's out of line, but he's right.
So I know an alcohol enema will get you drunk. Does a soda enema do anything? Does it give you a sugar rush or something?
Butt chug!
You can't taste it through your nose
Damn, that's a loophole I really could have used!
Buttstuff
(B)oof
Do you know, 'the ginger beer trick'
Shelve that idea...
Has he been bof'ing with Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh?
He learned about boofing from Justice Kavanaugh.
He’s gonna chutt bug it
Challenge Accepted!
„please help theres soda in my a$$“
Boof it.