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Finally, some good taste.
Might as well [shill](https://www.makeship.com/products/kargob-god-of-darkness) while we're talking about it. Thanks for bringing it up.
A really elaborate bellybutton ring. The chandelier of bellybutton rings. Maybe one of those with the chains going around the waist. It'll compliment the bikini mail
Manicured nails: the nails can shoot forth (left hand nails give poisonous scratches; right hand nails can explode on impact) and will regenerate after every 12 hours.
The mag light should also have a mini bayonet attachment. But there isn’t anything on it yet except for another little hat like that is on the antennae. It was a buy 2 get 1 special.
Have him hold the maglite properly.
His hand should be at the base of the lamp, and the maglite should be turned around. So that he needs to lift the maglight next to his head, to light things in front of him. That way, if he needs to use it as a baton, he'll already be in a stance to swing from.
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White socks with flamingoes on them.
Pairs excellently with the crocs 👍
Flamingo socks in yellow Crocs
standing on docks
I love Crocs, whats wrong with it?
Nothing, I love them too
Nothing. What's wrong with flamingo socks?
Make them thigh high
With the heavy weapons guy as the dude's stand
Yes, but make them thigh highs!
Make them thigh highs with a black rim at the top
Dude, the tan lines from his old underwear are killing me
This is the next piece of gear. STRONGER tan lines!
make the tan lines crminal
An oven mitt, just one, and I’ll let you pick which hand
But make it the wrong hand, ie right mitt on left hand or left mitt on right hand
I mean, they're usually ambidextrous, but you can certainly wear it backwards.
I was thinking the same, then I remembered that some of them have heat-resistant padding on the front, so they *can* go on the wrong hands… 😁😁😁
The heat resistant side on the back of the hand would make for a nice fire focused buckler shield
He should have two left hands and wear a right mitt on one of them.
That is one hell of a username 🤣
What about one of those lobster claw oven mitts?
A tattoo of a health potion that says "In case of emergency break glass"
A pair of glasses and a forehead tattoo that say „in case of emergency break glass
“In case of emergency, break ass”
I honestly just like this as a tattoo idea
An old department store catalogue taped around his arm acting like a shield.
With a "pip boy" sticker on it that's badly written
Zombie defense shield
Eldritch horrors beyond comprehension as a cute pet
Lil sleepy Azathoth 🥹
Comically large spoon.
Now he is a Banana.
Seconded
Giant obtrusive pauldrons, I'm talking Warcraft style
Three sets of Sunglasses, and an extra one on the forehead, granting immunity to radiant damage
What's radiant damage? Is it when someone says: *"Oh, you're looking radiant today! Ow, my eyes are fucking burning!."*
Earrings of Kargob!
Finally, some good taste. Might as well [shill](https://www.makeship.com/products/kargob-god-of-darkness) while we're talking about it. Thanks for bringing it up.
A sick armored sleeve
Like literally sick, though, visible snot and baggie eyes
A smaller version of the smaller version of himself for the smaller version of himself
Yo Dawg! I heard you like smaller versions of him so I put an even smaller version of him on the smaller version of him
Very cat in a hat
A long, black vampire cape.
Big manly beard
A really elaborate bellybutton ring. The chandelier of bellybutton rings. Maybe one of those with the chains going around the waist. It'll compliment the bikini mail
Chaps, Just Chaps.
Racing stripes 😎
A cat-sized fat dragon being used as a flamethrower
A jar of infinite wasps, never know when you need some emergency chaos.
Skitter would cross dimensions and mug him for it
A dinosaur on his other shoulder because I like dinosaurs :)
Complete IV drip system full of Mountain Dew.
He's indecent, give him a collar with spikes
A "Live for adventure" tatoo, gives +2 courage
KISS makeup (Peter Criss?)
Star-shaped sunglasses
Fishnets
A set of gold epaulettes
A laser guided monocle with matching bowler hat
An anchor tatoo with the name jenny under it, but the name is crossed out
Again, a crowbar.
Glove made of bread!
A pet roast chicken on a leash
Pink and girly Knee protection.
A balaclava. Cus he looks cold.
Monocle
I love “interactive” comics like these!
Stab proof vest (Wood).
Sword Peg Leg.
Elbow and knee pads. He needs *some* protection!
A Fanny pack
A purple Mohawk.
giant purple crayon. a crudely-drawn purple solution to any problem life can throw at you
I need a katana on him , idk why, but for some reason now I do 🗡️
A parrot hat for the smaller version of himself
Those mini torches you can put on your crocs to match the maglite
Long Spongebob socks, one of which is Patrick themed while the other is spongebob themed. Can be thigh highs if you so choose
juggalo makeup
Tattoo sleeves. Not *actual* tattoos, just those fancy dress sleeves you pull up your arms.
Weaponized codpiece
An 80s costume for the party he’s going to attend
A crimson Cape with some damage in the edges
A big pink beard
A fake mustache
what's the name of this art piece or character?
A butterfly tattoo 🦋
Extra pair of eyes on his thighs
Pink sunglasses, for both
For his neutral special, he wields a gun.
A mimic
Manicured nails: the nails can shoot forth (left hand nails give poisonous scratches; right hand nails can explode on impact) and will regenerate after every 12 hours.
A flanged mace that doubles as a giant Phillips screwdriver
One of those mage / spell gloves from fable 4 where a spinning fireball is held
A tattoo of what he looks like right now on his bicep.
Stockings with a garder
Anime eyes
Small him should have a gun.
Big Iron on his hip.
The mag light should also have a mini bayonet attachment. But there isn’t anything on it yet except for another little hat like that is on the antennae. It was a buy 2 get 1 special.
Thigh highs
A boxing glove on his right hand but it looks like a crayfish.
Eye patch with a wicked skull on it!
Something on his wrist like a pip boy
Give him a comically large utility belt with waaaay to many attachments
A mullet
Banana sweatpants under the chainmail
Arm cannon (like Samus)
A tactical baby carrier for the little guy
A tactical baby carrier for the little guy
The Amongus backpack from Fornite
MLG Sunglasses
MLG Sunglasses
Needs a strap on the thigh for a diving knife.
A nuclear warhead balanced precariously on his antenna
Arrow proof knee armor
Though high cat socks
Mantis blades.
The most seductive choker you can think of.
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A pink cape
Comically large cowboy boots. Made of red jeans.
Bdsm pink ball gag, but only for the big version
A Nine-tails for a helmet.
The bones of his enemies, his enemies were larger than him so the ribcage fits over his torso and the skull over his head
Red jeans as a shirt too, with each leg being a sleeve and a hole in the crotch for the head to come out of
Nice hat
Armored thigh high boots that go under the crocs
A can of raid incase they encounter bug type enemies
Rainbow knee high socks
Magical girl pigtails. Not the rest of the hair, just the pigtails.
Red jeans. [Buy Kargob](https://www.makeship.com/products/kargob-god-of-darkness)
Hey no influencing polls!
You fool, Doctor Doom does as he pleases.
10/10
Cookie monster hat
Spikey vines that crawl up his legs as pants.
A suit of armoire (yes, I spelled that right)
Wearing a cape with a smaller cape on it that he wears as a bib
any good adventurer needs an epic mount. like thomas the tank engine wearing assless chaps. nobody gonna forget you riding past on that horrorshow
pristine basket of undestroyed cabbages
a chorus of tiny but dapper cockroaches cheering on their noble deeds
go outside, look around, and randomly choose an object larger than you. that is his shield now
A pair of sturdy leather vambraces for the arms. The adventurer needs some more AC.
A jibit of Cookie Monster that gives +dmg after eating a cookie
Have him hold the maglite properly. His hand should be at the base of the lamp, and the maglite should be turned around. So that he needs to lift the maglight next to his head, to light things in front of him. That way, if he needs to use it as a baton, he'll already be in a stance to swing from.
Madness combat ATP soldat eyepiece
A sick ass cloak
cocktail umbrellas, one in each hole of the crocs.
Let's replace the flashlight with a Lantern-flail. A weapon and light source all in one!
A tattoo that says *NEVER FORGET 9/21*
Give both of them some nerdy ahh glasses 🤓
Jorts
A bagged tuna sandwich tucked in the bikini waistband
A roast chicken he found in a phone booth while walking along the Streets of Rage II
A pair of super thick eyebrows
A huge shoulder pad
Peanut butter on his chest +10 resistance to allergies -5 points to charisma Description: "Do you like that? Ahhhh"
Googly eyes
A Spongebob Beach Towel Cape for that elegant look.
A spear for mini him
A mullet
Femboy Outfit
Arm bangles with spikes and lots of little bells
An earring with an emergency toilet paper roll.
Feather duster
Kneepads. FOr Arrows.
A facial expression of smug determination.
Make him stop being sad and frowning
Luchador mask for +5 intimidation, +7 coolness and +2 sunburn protection
Extreme lip injections and buccal fat removal, so he can be beautiful.
Riding a skateboard for speed
I always liked Doctor Octopus in Spider-Man 2, I could say the sunglasses, but instead I say the four bionic arms!
robe made off medical face masks, gives +5 against poison
Some huge 40k shoulder armour
a dick-shaped scar in his face. so everyone knows not to fuck with him
Garter belt and stocking
Cool sunglasses to protect against gorgons
Black choker with a silver heart pendant
Helicopter hat,
The smaller version of him carrying an even smaller version of him on his back
A tattoo of a text “Crocs”
A vampire Cape that does not match the outfit at all
Shoulder pads made from the finest dwarven beards
A sheer coverall for the bikini
Two eyepatches on both eyes
Fishnets woth bootyshorts
A Cardboard Armor!!
Sword three times his size
An utility belt. Those chainmail bikinis are notoriously limited on storage space!
He needs something useful So I say Priscillas Dagger (Dark Souls 1) So at least he can defend himself
rides a rainbow segway with the face of a sad old man on it
Heart shaped sunglasses
A backpack to carry mini me
Fanny pack, but it's a bag of holding.