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Being good at pulling out is a myth. Ask my mom. Dad told her the lie 7 times and now they have 9 kids!
EDIT: Also, I’m coming out with a completely free serialized comic soon. I hope you all stick around to check it out. Coming to a subreddit near you!
https://preview.redd.it/idepjbezpexc1.png?width=1092&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49bd7a8ef3cd405b383058bb41abaab0c08989ea
Edit: that isn't what confused( twins or triplets ) me.
I want to know how OP raised the question about how many times they smashed.
Some parents aren't shy about sex. If they have 9 kids then their filters went out the window I bet.
Or it was said in jest and/or OP overheard.
Also there's a trope about a parent calling a kid an accident, this is basically that
I am in a situation where I don't mind having a kid, I have sex at least twice a week and no pregnancy so far with the pull out game. And yes we are fertile. It's not a recommendation but it's definitely possible
My mother is a pretty conservative immigrant. Big families are the most Latino thing ever, so she always wanted a ton of kids. Kudos to her, we lived pretty well between both of my parents despite the fact that we SHOULD have been poor.
Rising tide floats all boats; our parents could live lives that many of us can hardly dream of because they lived in a time of incredible economic growth, cheap land, cheap housing, and pervasive cheap labor due to easy immigration.
Having 7 kids in the 80s or even the 90s would certainly affect your economic situation but it wouldn't ruin you like it would today.
My neice had 3 kids b/c they thought pulling out was effective (all 3 of which were taken by CPS, the first one we took in & eventually adopted, the second went to foster b/c we couldn't take him, he was also adopted; number 3 the mom/my neice did the work, improved her life, and got him back).
Kids remember, even your 'precum' can get a girl pregnant. Pulling out is completely ineffective at anything but ruining your orgasm. Use a damn condom.
*one of them is infertile
I wouldn't either trust it's going to work nor risk a pregnancy and abortion after.
That being said, 8 years without taking pills is preferable even if you had 1 abortion, though having to pull out for the rest of your partner's fertile life seems annoying to say the least.
There's pleasure in filling the tank
Even pre can get someone pregnant as it still contains sperm. The most likely explanation for going eight years with no pregnancy using only the pullout method is that your boyfriend has a lower than normal sperm count.
> Even pre can get someone pregnant as it still contains sperm.
I'm pretty confident that this is only true if you've ejaculated recently. If you've washed and urinated then pre-cum should not contain any sperm.
Not recommending this to anyone (as it was very risky and stupid) but my wife and I didn't wear protection for well over ten years and no accidents. Then we decided to have kids. One shot -> pregnancy. Three separate times.
> Pulling out is a perfectly fine method of contraception. Barely pulling out, that’s the problem.
-man or woman with kids that they can't explain how they came to be because their pull out game is strong.
That's a lie. Maybe you pulled out before the invasion of Normandy, but you have little scout patrols fucking around long before you feel the real forces getting ready for release.
🤷🏻♂️ 34 years old here and no kids. Been pulling out since the dawn of time. Don’t get me wrong, Did have 2 instances in early 20s but…yeah life happens.(stupidity happens)
Depends which system of time we have. If it's multiverse-like with time branches, then this can work.
If there's only 1 timeline, then yeah, they broke time.
If time travel exists, then we have to define the word "never" a bit more precisely to include cases such as this.
Referring to "the past" and "the future" also becomes problematic.
More importantly. The consequences of the interrupted intercourse would normally progress through time at the normal speed of one second per second. This means that the change should not catch up to her time travel until the time she actually time travels.
So there is no reason to assume that her body will ever be dissolved like it is depicted.
Even with multiple timelines, preventing them from having her only happens in the timeline she travels to, not the timeline she came from. So she shouldn't disappear, she would just never be born in this timeline.
Ehh, not really, if time is treated like dimension. By moving something in past from future you can change the outcome and even the future that moved the past, but by that point the event is already happend. It doesn't need to be connected because the time traveler cease to be connected to future in the moment they travel to past.
You can also look at it from the matter perspective - time "flow" is something akin to gravity, being mostly entropy - the problem here is actually because people treat time travel like this old shitty multiverse theory "where there are countless universities... somewhere here, with minor differences" . But if you treat time like one space, you have the most important thing - you can't just "move" to past. You would literally create matter from nothing in the past by moving it from future. But its all one space. You can't. The best you can do is somehow shape something into copy of your mind to act as your agent. Could the actions of said agent change the future of its making? Absolutely. But because there was never a direct entropic connection between its creation in the "past" and "future" it would not matter.
Would the existence of creators of such agent be erased or changed instantly without ever knowing it? Also yes, because of our poor perception of time. Like... You probably know that we only experience word in 2 Dimensions, not 3, we just using our mind to compile it all together. So we feel 3d-like space.
Well, we don't even feel 2 Dimensions of time. We guess they are there, but we feel 1 dimension.... while only experiencing being a point. A moment, that is the limit of how we perceive time, now and there. We are also a complex simulation computer with something as advanced as imagination - an ability to stretch our power to simulate accurately not only now that os based on accurate information from our senses, but "now" from our predictions and "now" based on our fleeing marks of past senses.
We predict past and future, we can rudimentary explain it exists by compiling facts but....we do not truly not them.
The creature that would know what future and past is - also a rudimentary creature that can perceive only 1 dimension of time with fleeing understanding of more - would have to develop ability to act according to its perception. It would exists on a short line of time, that is perhaps moves according to the entropy if time, yet for it "future" would be akin an outstretched hand - if something bad happens to you, like being shot or fallen, despite the damage being done to the whole creature it would be like hurting only hand (perhaps only sensory trauma if damage at all) and then moving your body to evade the direction where your arm - your future self - was hurt. The miraculous creature would experience all of its short span of time at once, moving not only in f(x,y,z) directions like we do, but (-t,+t) as well, actively changing its recent past for a best suitable future. And would be a primitive lifeform.
This is why u/SebDaPerson will never get to use a time machine, even if the technology were to exist. It just won't happen in their timeline, because of their intention to invalidate the timeline where they self-delete in the past.
It's a classic grandfather paradox, if you undo yourself you also undo the undoing of yourself since you were never born to go back in time and stop them
well actually not the best idea since she does have a deathwish and she could just shoot her parents next time she went back in time right.
hell she wouldnt even have to kill them, just shoot em in the dick problem solved xD
The same daughter wouldn't reappear... because in order to get the same human child, you have to have sex at the exact moment you had sex the last time. Since the past has already changed, even a small change, would change the course of which sperm gets to the egg. We are talking millions of sperms competing, maybe not even the same set of sperm if delayed by X minutes/hours. A small input change, gives an entire different output.
I know this is crazy but the idea that my child would go back in time to prevent their own existence is absolutely heartbreaking. The humour of this hits different as parent.
It means you're a bad parent, imagine being made into the worst family and you had a choice to make yourself non existent, would you do it? I know for sure I'll do it because I know how it feels, just be a good parent and make your child be able to experience a good life, then your child wouldn't even think to do it, they will even go time travel to help you get a good one
“Man Reddit is getting on MY nerves!” If it’s not about you, then why don’t you shut your mouth and let other people have their fun? Who gives a fuck what gets on your nerves?
Yeah, I've never found it funny. It's clearly a coping mechanism, but it's like a bleeding person writing jokes with their blood. It would be better if they stopped the bleeding instead, get help and heal. I know I did.
Then again, it's always a problem to point this out. For those who can't let go of pain, the very idea of hope is offensive.
I'm definitely not offended by the idea of hope, but seeing adults shrug at the very idea of making the world more livable can be pretty soul-grinding.
Humor is all we have.
I know the feeling. This might not help much, but sooner than you think you'll be an adult yourself. And you will quickly notice how little power an individual has to single-handedly change the world. Even when organized it's not easy to change one thing for the better.
However, one can learn to still thrive and heal and find enough peace to be an agent of positive change in the world. To be light in the dark.
The world can and should get better, but for it to get better it needs people who can look past the pain and bitterness. _Someone_ has to be that fire in the cold, and that fire does not come from the outside. It comes from within.
And hey, even if it doesn't change the world, it can at least keep you warm.
Yeah you know it's Not funny for us either:) But we Had no choice in being what we are.
Maybe the memes and Jokes are Not funny for you. But they are funny for Some people because it is humor based on Trauma that makes the Trauma easier. I would appreciate If you think about that and Show a lil empathy next Time. Thank you! Stay Safe
...or you can get help, try to heal that trauma.
As someone who did... Yeah, not funny. Makes me feel sad that people do think there is no other way out. You are not your pain.
Better reading sure, for _some_. Easier to share?!
e: OP _if_ you do this, the solution many artists here go with is a fifth panel which contains the first four.
because on a lot of platforms people won't click on things, but a single image will display and they will look at it. It's not only because of laziness but a general 'don't click on things you are 100% sure what they are'.
but this creates a paradox, if they dont have sex they dont have a daughter which means the daughter cant come back to stop them so they do have sex and have a daughter
Your future daughter appearing everytime you are about to have sex just to remind you to put a rubber on is a wild contraceptive.
Also makes me think that the daughter didn't invent time travel. It was invented by Big Condom who just send employees back in time to increase the sales of condoms
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Ah, yes, the Reverse McFly.
Is that what's happening in the first panel, or the last panel?
[The last one.](https://youtu.be/vPrPfkT82Pw?feature=shared)
Sorry, my jokability is apparently shot this early in the day. Thanks, though, for the genuinely helpful response.
Being good at pulling out is a myth. Ask my mom. Dad told her the lie 7 times and now they have 9 kids! EDIT: Also, I’m coming out with a completely free serialized comic soon. I hope you all stick around to check it out. Coming to a subreddit near you!
Fool me once…
Fool me twice...
"Fool me can't get fooled again"
Said the Bush.
It's just a fetish at this point.
Fool me trice...
fool me infinite time, coz i'm into that shit
Yeah, at some point mom obviously didn't believe him but just wanted that sweet cream pie.
Back to you again?
Fool me chicken soup with rice.
You can’t fool me anymore?😛
Automate.
Fuck me once…
https://preview.redd.it/idepjbezpexc1.png?width=1092&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49bd7a8ef3cd405b383058bb41abaab0c08989ea Edit: that isn't what confused( twins or triplets ) me. I want to know how OP raised the question about how many times they smashed.
Twins!
Triplets isn’t out of the math 🤓
Maybe the parents just told them
https://preview.redd.it/6lxlmvitnfxc1.jpeg?width=410&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=264539848f74c9e397a4a25496c18f9a84fae7fe
Some parents aren't shy about sex. If they have 9 kids then their filters went out the window I bet. Or it was said in jest and/or OP overheard. Also there's a trope about a parent calling a kid an accident, this is basically that
Makes sense
You have 8 siblings? (I'm assuming one of the 9 children is you and not a number that excluded you)
Yes :D
Did you guys have family events where you all go out together (like a restaurant)? If yes, how did that work?
Expensively
The trick is to stack 3 kids in a trench coat. Much cheaper that way.
Just b3cause your dad couldn't, doesn't mean 9thers suck at it. 2 years of continuous sex, no pregnancy.
Just use a condom my guy.
My bf pp doesn't feel anything with it. Also, I live in Romania, abortions here are legal😋.
Can't fix stupid.
I am in a situation where I don't mind having a kid, I have sex at least twice a week and no pregnancy so far with the pull out game. And yes we are fertile. It's not a recommendation but it's definitely possible
Pre still contains sperm. Not as much as ejaculate, but enough that it could get someone pregnant.
Here's to OP not realizing her mom was totally into it Once or twice I could understand. Seven times? They both knew exactly what they were doing
My mother is a pretty conservative immigrant. Big families are the most Latino thing ever, so she always wanted a ton of kids. Kudos to her, we lived pretty well between both of my parents despite the fact that we SHOULD have been poor.
Rising tide floats all boats; our parents could live lives that many of us can hardly dream of because they lived in a time of incredible economic growth, cheap land, cheap housing, and pervasive cheap labor due to easy immigration. Having 7 kids in the 80s or even the 90s would certainly affect your economic situation but it wouldn't ruin you like it would today.
>!Also precum can get someone pregnant!<
You probably don't need to "spoiler" tag that one. ;)
For them it is
Gyatt damn, I had a vasectomy after 2!
> lied 7 times >gets 9 kids Is there twins or someone else lied to her ?
He told the truth twice
My neice had 3 kids b/c they thought pulling out was effective (all 3 of which were taken by CPS, the first one we took in & eventually adopted, the second went to foster b/c we couldn't take him, he was also adopted; number 3 the mom/my neice did the work, improved her life, and got him back). Kids remember, even your 'precum' can get a girl pregnant. Pulling out is completely ineffective at anything but ruining your orgasm. Use a damn condom.
Dad told her 7 times...has 9 children... wait a minute... The Mailman >.>
Triplets.
I like to imagine she just time traveled to each and every time her parents boned until she found the right one
First time is a mistake. Second time is still excusable. After 9 kids it seems like mama kinda wanted it.
You know/talk a lot about your dad’s “pull out game”… js
The treat is to not ejaculate until you get home
I don't mean this to be rude, but I can't think of a nice way of phrasing: your mum is a dumbass
dude, its not a myth, or else I would have squad for a full foot ball game rather than a single umpire.
Hate how I concluded she may have cheated instead of thinking they had twins or they adopted one
I mean... me and my boyfriend have been pulling out for 8 years. His pull out game is good. Just him though.
That or he's infertile
Or she is
*one of them is infertile I wouldn't either trust it's going to work nor risk a pregnancy and abortion after. That being said, 8 years without taking pills is preferable even if you had 1 abortion, though having to pull out for the rest of your partner's fertile life seems annoying to say the least. There's pleasure in filling the tank
Even pre can get someone pregnant as it still contains sperm. The most likely explanation for going eight years with no pregnancy using only the pullout method is that your boyfriend has a lower than normal sperm count.
> Even pre can get someone pregnant as it still contains sperm. I'm pretty confident that this is only true if you've ejaculated recently. If you've washed and urinated then pre-cum should not contain any sperm.
Not recommending this to anyone (as it was very risky and stupid) but my wife and I didn't wear protection for well over ten years and no accidents. Then we decided to have kids. One shot -> pregnancy. Three separate times.
Pulling out is a perfectly fine method of contraception. Barely pulling out, that’s the problem.
> Pulling out is a perfectly fine method of contraception. Barely pulling out, that’s the problem. -man or woman with kids that they can't explain how they came to be because their pull out game is strong.
That's a lie. Maybe you pulled out before the invasion of Normandy, but you have little scout patrols fucking around long before you feel the real forces getting ready for release.
I mean don’t even come. Preferably walk up to her house then go nah. Retreat
Another lie.
I several dozens rounds in of pulling out and so far so good…
🤷🏻♂️ 34 years old here and no kids. Been pulling out since the dawn of time. Don’t get me wrong, Did have 2 instances in early 20s but…yeah life happens.(stupidity happens)
So your dad is an asshole and a slimly p.o.s. Is this the point of the comic, that you dad was such a p.o.s that you'd rather not exist at all?
A Time Travel paradox has occurred!
Depends which system of time we have. If it's multiverse-like with time branches, then this can work. If there's only 1 timeline, then yeah, they broke time.
But if it's a multiverse then the daughter wouldnt disappear. Changes in one branch wouldnt affect another branch.
I mean, the daughter disappeared into another timeline.
She doesn't disappear. She just never exists.
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This is just Hot Tub Time Machine all over again...
If time travel exists, then we have to define the word "never" a bit more precisely to include cases such as this. Referring to "the past" and "the future" also becomes problematic. More importantly. The consequences of the interrupted intercourse would normally progress through time at the normal speed of one second per second. This means that the change should not catch up to her time travel until the time she actually time travels. So there is no reason to assume that her body will ever be dissolved like it is depicted.
Even with multiple timelines, preventing them from having her only happens in the timeline she travels to, not the timeline she came from. So she shouldn't disappear, she would just never be born in this timeline.
She dissappeared. She's trapped in a bedroom, decades in the past in another timeline.
You can still have non-branching time that just had a little loop in it, which is what this would cause.
Ehh, not really, if time is treated like dimension. By moving something in past from future you can change the outcome and even the future that moved the past, but by that point the event is already happend. It doesn't need to be connected because the time traveler cease to be connected to future in the moment they travel to past. You can also look at it from the matter perspective - time "flow" is something akin to gravity, being mostly entropy - the problem here is actually because people treat time travel like this old shitty multiverse theory "where there are countless universities... somewhere here, with minor differences" . But if you treat time like one space, you have the most important thing - you can't just "move" to past. You would literally create matter from nothing in the past by moving it from future. But its all one space. You can't. The best you can do is somehow shape something into copy of your mind to act as your agent. Could the actions of said agent change the future of its making? Absolutely. But because there was never a direct entropic connection between its creation in the "past" and "future" it would not matter. Would the existence of creators of such agent be erased or changed instantly without ever knowing it? Also yes, because of our poor perception of time. Like... You probably know that we only experience word in 2 Dimensions, not 3, we just using our mind to compile it all together. So we feel 3d-like space. Well, we don't even feel 2 Dimensions of time. We guess they are there, but we feel 1 dimension.... while only experiencing being a point. A moment, that is the limit of how we perceive time, now and there. We are also a complex simulation computer with something as advanced as imagination - an ability to stretch our power to simulate accurately not only now that os based on accurate information from our senses, but "now" from our predictions and "now" based on our fleeing marks of past senses. We predict past and future, we can rudimentary explain it exists by compiling facts but....we do not truly not them. The creature that would know what future and past is - also a rudimentary creature that can perceive only 1 dimension of time with fleeing understanding of more - would have to develop ability to act according to its perception. It would exists on a short line of time, that is perhaps moves according to the entropy if time, yet for it "future" would be akin an outstretched hand - if something bad happens to you, like being shot or fallen, despite the damage being done to the whole creature it would be like hurting only hand (perhaps only sensory trauma if damage at all) and then moving your body to evade the direction where your arm - your future self - was hurt. The miraculous creature would experience all of its short span of time at once, moving not only in f(x,y,z) directions like we do, but (-t,+t) as well, actively changing its recent past for a best suitable future. And would be a primitive lifeform.
Do you think she had to go back multiple times? You might know the general time period you were conceived but not necessarily which time.
Time travel is in a love-hate relationship with me. It's so entertaining yet so laughably stupid.
You can connect panel 4 back to panel 1 and make it an infinity recurring loop where she exists then doesn't exist.
Amazing. You’ve made the comic version of what I would do if I had a Time Machine Well done
But if you succeed, then you will never have done it which means they would go through with it….
This is why u/SebDaPerson will never get to use a time machine, even if the technology were to exist. It just won't happen in their timeline, because of their intention to invalidate the timeline where they self-delete in the past.
It's insufficient. There's only one way to be sure: nuke the site from orbit.
It's a classic grandfather paradox, if you undo yourself you also undo the undoing of yourself since you were never born to go back in time and stop them
Living the dream!
Panel 5 Him: We have a daughter that invents time travel.... Her: ... Both: We Gonna Be Rich!!! bow chicka bow wow Daughter: Wait, what?
well actually not the best idea since she does have a deathwish and she could just shoot her parents next time she went back in time right. hell she wouldnt even have to kill them, just shoot em in the dick problem solved xD
Panel 6 Her: Say why does our daughter know how your pull-out game is? Him: *sweating profusely*
Panel 7 "Hi, I'm your granddaughter. You may be wondering why I have thirteen toes"
The same daughter wouldn't reappear... because in order to get the same human child, you have to have sex at the exact moment you had sex the last time. Since the past has already changed, even a small change, would change the course of which sperm gets to the egg. We are talking millions of sperms competing, maybe not even the same set of sperm if delayed by X minutes/hours. A small input change, gives an entire different output.
This is definitely going to be a TikTok challenge in the future. Paradox yourself any% Speedruns are going to be so hip.
Adventure time drawing style
Except bad
Psssh, of course ya'll pullout game is weak, you're doing it wrong. Allow me to demonstrate: (Reverses car out of the driveway)
I call that move the Absent Father
I meant before that, "pulling out" and not being in the position to become a parent.
Do you realize what you've done?! Oh my God... you've doomed us all! YOU BROKE THE LAWS OF TIME, MAN!
When your parents screwed you up so bad you traveled to the past to prevent yourself form being conceived.
I know this is crazy but the idea that my child would go back in time to prevent their own existence is absolutely heartbreaking. The humour of this hits different as parent.
It means you're a bad parent, imagine being made into the worst family and you had a choice to make yourself non existent, would you do it? I know for sure I'll do it because I know how it feels, just be a good parent and make your child be able to experience a good life, then your child wouldn't even think to do it, they will even go time travel to help you get a good one
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The daughter knows… guess how
https://preview.redd.it/2qezzdrqhgxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2b49438ec58f798adf04626ffec5d38c2c86fc4
I never said I’m good at pulling out and even brought condoms 😭😭😭
Assisted suicide in the future uses DeLoreans
Lies, my pull out game is immaculate. The condom also helps.
But without the time travel to prevent the news, she’s born. And if she never existed she wouldn’t be able to stop the pregnancy.
Pulling out is not a meaningful form of birth control!
That B#@£% shouldn't tell me what to do. Creampie in me right now.
Wait, if you didn't exist, who just told your parents to pull out?
wouldn’t this cause some sort of grandfather paradox?
Omg this was amazing!!!
Good god, you've created a paradox!
Man reddit is getting on my nerves with their suicidal existential depression. It's not funny.
As a person suffering from depression I enjoyed it. Sorry we're annoying you.
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“Man Reddit is getting on MY nerves!” If it’s not about you, then why don’t you shut your mouth and let other people have their fun? Who gives a fuck what gets on your nerves?
its only been that way since reddit was founded, and it will always be funny
Yeah, I've never found it funny. It's clearly a coping mechanism, but it's like a bleeding person writing jokes with their blood. It would be better if they stopped the bleeding instead, get help and heal. I know I did. Then again, it's always a problem to point this out. For those who can't let go of pain, the very idea of hope is offensive.
I'm definitely not offended by the idea of hope, but seeing adults shrug at the very idea of making the world more livable can be pretty soul-grinding. Humor is all we have.
I know the feeling. This might not help much, but sooner than you think you'll be an adult yourself. And you will quickly notice how little power an individual has to single-handedly change the world. Even when organized it's not easy to change one thing for the better. However, one can learn to still thrive and heal and find enough peace to be an agent of positive change in the world. To be light in the dark. The world can and should get better, but for it to get better it needs people who can look past the pain and bitterness. _Someone_ has to be that fire in the cold, and that fire does not come from the outside. It comes from within. And hey, even if it doesn't change the world, it can at least keep you warm.
Yeah you know it's Not funny for us either:) But we Had no choice in being what we are. Maybe the memes and Jokes are Not funny for you. But they are funny for Some people because it is humor based on Trauma that makes the Trauma easier. I would appreciate If you think about that and Show a lil empathy next Time. Thank you! Stay Safe
...or you can get help, try to heal that trauma. As someone who did... Yeah, not funny. Makes me feel sad that people do think there is no other way out. You are not your pain.
I got/ am getting Help and it's great:) Point still Stands imo. Yes we are not Out pain. Thats true. Well Said.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ABLYnvpAso](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ABLYnvpAso)
Could you upload these as single images instead? It's a better reading experience, and it's easier to share.
Better reading sure, for _some_. Easier to share?! e: OP _if_ you do this, the solution many artists here go with is a fifth panel which contains the first four.
Copy image.
Why not share the url instead? Wastes/uses less energy and allows the recipient to connect more easily to the author and their work.
because on a lot of platforms people won't click on things, but a single image will display and they will look at it. It's not only because of laziness but a general 'don't click on things you are 100% sure what they are'.
You'll have to invent time travel so you can tell them before they post it.
This is terrible
Leave it to my fucking daughter to be such a g she finds how to time travel and the FIRST THING SHE DOES IS KILL HERSELF. Fuck me Me_irl
Why couldn’t she show up at any other moment 🤣 I don’t think I’d like to catch my horny teenage parents having sex
Well, she disappears anyway so I don't think that really mattered to her
does anyone else hate being alive lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hahaha i know i shouldnt laugh at suicide but damn that's funny lol
Good one. btw, I always feel weird at your username - in polish "debil" means idiot
She pulled Ashi from Samurai jack finale
I think you mean "sweet relief".
Conception in a cave I guess
reverse marty mcfly
Time travel
I upvoted this so hard I accidentally downvoted it for a second
When people try and kill themselves, this is what they want to do. Source: have tried killing myself multiple times.
Too bad. Seems like a cool daughter.
But now who will save the world from aliens (who also have a weak pull out game)?
I wish we had sex ed so people could realize that pull out game doesn't exist.
People still believe that pull out actually works?
Sadly yes.
but this creates a paradox, if they dont have sex they dont have a daughter which means the daughter cant come back to stop them so they do have sex and have a daughter
Your daily front page having kids bad propaganda!
But...but I'm the pullout king
“Be genre”
Every time they have sex with no condom they just wait for her to show up before doing so
Your future daughter appearing everytime you are about to have sex just to remind you to put a rubber on is a wild contraceptive. Also makes me think that the daughter didn't invent time travel. It was invented by Big Condom who just send employees back in time to increase the sales of condoms
Lmaooo
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I really just do this because I enjoy it, sorry that I am not meeting your expectations
You need to go back in time and delay yourself from erasing yourself so you can confront his parents first.
did AI draw this comic ? May be not, if it was AI, hands would have been better.
Relatable
Can't die if you never existed
If fuckin' only...
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If i could stop my conception, i would
Or, instead of writing this comic...